Braised Bits

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00:00-00:30: Jesse sings a raucous tune
00:30-3:20: Jesse asks Lance how the hell he is and Lance plug uglies his recording on September 26
3:20-11:00 The chefs prepare a meal hirsch with some meal prep surrounding the latest hot ryan goss from the discord. Jesse is scared of his canvas from which he creates his comedy art.
11:00-17:30: Jesse ambled around Astoria and enjoy a Jason Street fair. Lance had a rare outing in which he socialized with comedians and ate cheesecake.
17:30-55:27: The chefs pound the pavement and share their top 9 street foods
55:27-1:00:40: Phil shares his predictions for road dawg Jesse. Lance shares some minor ryan gossip
1:00:40-1:07:56: Lance doesn't get the Steve from Blues Clues memes. Jesse eats some bloody brilliant buffalo wings.
1:07:56-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and strike out the side to wrap up another all-star ep

The chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case.
00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends.
00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef.
2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argue barrymore as to what constitutes a truly fresh bagel.
10:00-13:35: Lance compliments honorary chef Eric Seidel's Paul Graf. Jesse predictably ruby rails on the whimsical poker player.
13:35-19:45 Jesse gets a compliment from a pair of fans for his wordplay and paranormal activity. Lance had plans that got cancelled and made lemonade out of cancelled plans.
19:45-58:15: The chefs have cinnabon on their hands as they chat their top 9 things about suburban malls.
58:15-1:02:34: Phil Jackson and Kate share their Curly Headed Conjectures and LPPs.
1:02:34-1:14:45: Lance is not the change he wishes to see at Joe's Pizza. Jesse and Lance then get into a semi major tiff haddish about the media narrative surrounding the 34 year-old journalist Amanda Knox.
1:14:45-Close: The chefs conclude van nistelrooy another great episode.

The chefs say yes to address their absence last week, chat dennings their top 9 Italian dishes, and Jesse tells the pod nemesis to take a hike. Support the podkitchen on patreon!
00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for new pod sponsor, Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends.
00:30-4:30: Lance starts crying from a contact snafus williams. Tears are Progressively Flo-ing and Lance needs insurance. Ready or snot braised bits.
4:30-9:20 Jesse gives the NBC updateline about his suit supply, and pulls a QAB move to insure his suit wasn't all Henry Wrinkled on the plane.
9:20-13:50: Lance hung sundried tomatoes out to dry a few eps ago but reevaluates his position, then shares some high braise from Braiserbacks Brainiac 2K0 and Zachery Snackery.
13:50-21:15: Lance shares his highlight of Jesse forgetting his birthday and enjoying non kosher suckling pig. Jesse attended a wedding with a suit and signed a joke contract. Jesse then went to the comedy store and saw Sebastian. What was he doin?
21:15:-24:00: Jesse shares his terrible in n out take and Lance threatens to leave the pod before they James Bond over how terrible silent raves are.
24:00-1:00:05 The chefs reveal milanese, parmagiana, and marsala their top 9 italian foods. Jesse continues to insult pasta and there's not even any triumph the dog.
1:00:05-1:05:25: Phil and Kate return after a restless week off for their predictions.
1:05:25-1:18:30: Lance shares an all-time QAB involving the pod nemesis Seidel. Jesse gets punk'd on a plane.
1:18:30-Close: The chefs bring in a closer and conclude van nistelrooy another world cup winning episode.

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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for pod sponsor Joey Fatone it Up
00:45-03:00 : The chefs burst into the kitchen and realize they are "getting up there."
03:00-10:00 The chefs plug ugly the patreon, talk Zachary Snackery's papal neighbor, and chat some meal prep pertaining to the padmadres briskets.
10:00-12:30: The chefs chat more about egg and pepper hero's and the sopranos.
12:30-27:00 So seductive. Jesse takes us to the Comedy Shop and shows us what he's got, while talking about how returning to indoor standup really hit the stop, oh. Lance visits the pod-nemesis, goes to Costco with his Cosctopilot Seidell, and the chefs have some pillowtalk.
27:00-1:26:00 The chefs take off their chefs hats and put on their meteorologist ponchos as they chat their top 9 weather days. This gets snowy!
1:27:15-1:31:20 Phil Jackson and Kate get back in the prediction palace as they steep us in their vibes and energy and share their predictions of the chefs top 9s.
1:31:20-1:33:00 Lance accuse dorts Jesse for not giving Kate enough burn notice on the top 9s.
1:33:00-1:47:00 Lance has a hard time with EZ pass, and also doesn't like companies that Shameless the TV show try to steal your money. Jesse burns the birthday candle at both ends while taking a trip bayless to Hillstone Creamery.
1:47:00-Close: The chefs bring in John Franco and close out another top notch episode.

00:00-00:38- Lance reads an ad for Al Gore-Tex.
1:15-2:18 - The chefs fully submerge into the episode and discuss how beautiful the Floyd mayWeather was on the day of their recording.
2:18-3:17-Jesse and Lance reminisce about how their teachers use to take the classes outside occasionally on a Nice, France day.
3:17-5:06 - The chefs officially welcome the braiserbacks to the episode and discuss the true value of a 2/3 fraction.
5:06-8:34- Lance unintentionally submerges himself in the nice weather and Jesse goes for a long Christopher Walken.
8:34-11:11- The Chefs promote the patreon and urge Ibaka the brasierbacks to leave a review on Apple podcasts.
11:11-13:10 - Jesse and Lance look back at the movie Swingers and Gordie howe some of the tactics to pick up women would not hold up today.
13:10- 17:13 - Zachary Shnackery sends an article in about how Charles Barkley tried to lose weight so he could be lifted up during the Hora the explorer at his daughters wedding.
17:13-24:44- Jesses highlight had his parental units coming to Astoria for a delicious greek meal. Jesses also enjoyed watching the Billie Eilish and the Biggie Smalls documentaries.
24:44-30:55- Lances highlights had him performing on a zoom show and having himself a super adult film day doing taxes, laundry and cooking.
30:55-32.17- The chefs work through a Mr. Freeze in the recording and introduce their top nine list.
32:17- 1:14:51 - The chefs list their top nine items at wedding cocktail hours.
1:14:51- 1:21:20- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Joe lists.
1:21:20- 1:22:50 - The chefs promote the patreon and let the braiserbacks Hideo know mo where they can send in questions.
1:22:50- 1:41:03 - Lances QAB is the lack of clock goodens available in society today. Jesses QAB has him being unable to submerge into a movie or TV show fully.
1:41:03-1:41:22- The chefs bring in the closing theme song and promote the pod Phillips.

00:00–00:30- Jesse reads an ad for old spice girls.
00:30-3:00- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen with a whistle and a heads up to the Braiserbacks that this episode was recorded a week Cleanthony early.
3:00- 04:26- The chefs discuss the Joy Behar of cooking up Braised Bits but how tedious some of the kitchen cleanup can be.
04:26- 7:34- Jesse and Lance cher how family members have tried to assist in their comedy careers and how they don't reveal parm that they do comedy to strangers.
7:34-9:35 - The chefs debate rainbow kerry rhoad course from Mario Kart on N64.
9:34-14:33- The chefs promote their patreon woody page.
14:33- 21:16 - Lances highlights of the week had him enjoying a French TV show called Spiral and reading the Dalvin Cook book Salt, Fat, Acid, Miami Heat.
21:16- 27:42 - Jesses highlight of the week had his Larry bird friend introducing him to another Sue bird outside his window.
27:42- 1:05:23 - The chefs list their top nine things about moving.
1:05:23- 1:12:07 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs favorite things about moving.
1:12:07- 1:16:50 - The chefs explore the debate between the Shnackerys on the Braised Bits IG regarding blue cheese and ranch dressing.
1:17:00- 1:22:33- Jesses QAB had him listening to an infuriating segment of sports radio.
1:22:33-1:29:09- Lance questions if he is QAB himself for hiding his iphone around his apartment and then not being able to find it.
1:29:32- 1:29:59- The chefs promote the Braised Bits patreon and Lance gets a quick crack scare.

00:00-00:36 -Lance reads an ad for Miles fortune tellers.
00:36-02:35 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen and discuss the year ending and the concept of thyme.
02:35-03:00- Jesse and Lance do their best Australian accents and question whether any Australians actually have Steve Jobs.
03:00- 03:57- The chefs wish the podfather a happy birthday as he turns twenty nine on New Years Jason Day.
03:57- 05:15- Lance and Jesse reminisce about watching the show 24 when they were Steve Young.
05:15- 06:58- The chefs discuss their past New Years eve experiences and how difficult stand up shows could be on that Bob night.
06:58- 10:12 - Lance reveals Eric Seidels cards regarding his take on Uncet Gems.
10:12-12:39 - Mr. October informs the chefs that the west village golfer who was previously discussed on the pod is named Tiger Hood.
12:39- 15:21-Kate auditions in front of Lance to perform the closing Braised Bits song.
15:21-25:00 - Lances highlight of the week had him reorganizing parts of his apartment and Jack sock drawer. Jesses highlight had him finding a Chan Ho parking spot right in front of his apartment.
25:00- 1:11:39 - The chefs list out their top nine pieces of content/media from 2020.
1:11:39- 1:21:34 - Phil Jackson and Kate cite their favorite 2020 moments from the podkitchen.
1:21:34-1:28:54 - Mr. October poses a question to the chefs regarding an engagement present he received.
1:28:54- 1:41:40- Jesses is that a QAB had him taking his Derrick Carr for an olive oil change. Lances QAB had him and Kate dealing with a frustrating experience with a Trader Joes bouncer.
1:40:40- 1:41:41- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.

00:00-00:52 - Lance kicks off the episode with an ad read for Waluigi’s squeegees.
01:05- 02:43 - The chefs dip into episode forty nine with a discussion on Waluigis athletic prowess.
02:43- 07:50 - Lance and Jesse disclose that they are cooking up this episode Terrelle Pryor to election day as they talk about how they are each feeling about the week ahead.
07:50- 18:04 - The chefs make their presidential predictions and Jason debateman who the silent bob majority will vote for.
18:04-28:55 - Jesses highlight of the week was the spooky Halloween atmosphere in his Queens neighborhood. Lances highlights involved his favorite holiday aka Daylight savings and also going on a Rainey Wilson run over the Williamsburg Bridge.
28:55- 01:15:22 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine smells.
01:15:22- 1:22:13 -Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Blake Smells.
1:22:13-1:24:51 - Jesse reads an ad for Shannon Sharpies.
1:24:51- 1:36:08 - Lances Is That A QAB has to do with a snafu fighters with his food delivery.
1:36:08- 1:38:27 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00-00:45- Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad read for Brent Musbergers Mustard Burger.
00:45- 02:51 - The chefs dip into the episode and discuss whether or not comedy Johnny Cash is actual money.
02:51-10:06- Lance defends his landmark top nine list from the previous weeks episode and reveals the Kelly ripple effect it caused in his household.
10:06- 18:43 - Lances highlight of the week was the one year anniversary of Braised Bits and looking back on all the great times the chefs have had in the podkitchen. Jesses highlights involved him receiving his Big Apple Box shipment and using all of the great products. Jesse also tells Lance about a French movie he watched and his take on the Borat sequel.
18:43-1:09:27- The chefs reveal parm their top nine foods to eat in a car, plane or airport.
1:09:27- 1:12:21 - Lance reads Phil Jacksons predictions for Jesses top nine.
1:12:21- 1:13:44- Lance reads an ad for count spatchulas kitchen supplies.
1:13:44- 1:18:51- The chefs answer a question from the condimentalist.
1:18:51- 1:27:32 - Jesses Is That a QAB is Justin Tina Turner celebrating the World Series on the field with his team after testing positive for corona virus. Lances ITAQB has Lance not enjoying his time in a robe lowe.
1:27:32- 1:29:38 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podcast.

00:00- 03:04 - The comedy chefs dip into episode forty-seven as Lance reminisces about watching March Madness while devouring a chicken carbonara Garciapara from Quiznos.
03:04- 05:01 - Lance pulls a Tony Reali stats guy Fierri on himself.
05:01-08:36 - The chefs look back at the last episode when the podkitchen got literally too hot and almost turned into a fire island.
08:36- 24:16 - Lances lowlight from the previous week had him choking on his spinach and artichoke diplo. Lances highlight had to do with a new book from Ryan Holiday season called Conspiracy and how he almost went down a different path in life. Jesses highlight had him performing standup in Astoria Chan Ho Park and also having first date plans cancelled.
24:16- 1:25:47 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine global landmarks including America Ferrera.
1:25:47- 1:29:17- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine landmark Normands.
1:29:17- 1:30:18 - Jesse reads an ad for Stacy Door Dash.
1:30:18- 1:38:46- Lances Is that A QAB is NYC parking rate Robinsons. Jesses is that a QAB is his favorite seltzer Elton brand having sodium in it.
1:38:46- 1:41:15 - The chefs bring in the closer and yasiel plug what they have going on.

00:00- 00:55 - The chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open riff about the Cosi Umenyiora restaurant chain.
00:55-05:03 - The chefs shout out Zachary Shnackery for his barrage of entertaining feedback as he binges Braised Bits.
05:03- 07:35- Lance suggests that Jesse gives the Golden Meir Girls TV show a shot.
07:35- 08:02 - Lance serves up a scorching hot take regarding the difference between Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers.
08:02-18:11- Jesses highlights from the week were the LA Lakers winning the bubble championship as well as performing standup on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Lance goes back to back with Mr. October highlights with a visit to the top braiserbacks apartment. Lances wife Kate also brightened up their apartment by bringing home a NJ sunflower.
18:11- 1:11:53 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine kitchen items.
1:11:53- 1:17:50 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.
1:17:50- 1:21:13- Jesse reads an ad for Florida Gator refrigerators and Lance reads an ad for Bed Bath and Beyond Burger.
1:23:13- 1:30:14 - The chefs answer a question from Five Stars at the Bitz Carlton who is looking for advice about purchasing a new winter jacket.
1:30:14-1:36:17- Lances is that a QAB has him accidentally putting garlic powder on his almond butter berry breakfast. Jesses is that a QAB is Mel Gibson playing santa clause in a new movie called The Fatman.
1:36:17- 1:38:26- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have

00:00- 01:00 - The comedy chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open about Jesses sweet feet and Lances Cleveland calves.
01:00- 03:00 - Lance sips on some matcha prepared by his wife as Jesse trys to matcha his energy.
03:00- 10:00 - Lance presents some meal prep regarding the ongoing sweatpants saga and also another Braizerback weighs in on the Shack Shack versus In and Out rivalry.
10:00- 19:07- Jesse and Lance share the same highlight as they look back on a great day golfing at the inaugural Braised Bits open.
19:07- 1:19:09- Jesse and Lance reveal parm their top nine favorite restaurants.
1:19:09- 1:33:41 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists.
1:33:41-1:36:34-Jesse promotes Hot Bread Kitchen and the Service Workers Coalition. Lance reads an ad for Uber Petes.
1:36:35-1:43:41 -The chefs answer a question from Jim Nantz Sweatpants regarding whether they would Dan Rather be a famous musician, famous actor or professional athlete.
1:43:41- 1:52:23- Jesses is that a QAB has him burning his garlic too often while cooking. Lance goes back to the Braised Bits Open and has a bone to pick with the Texas Ranger.
1:52:23- 1:54:38 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.

00:00- 00:22- The comedy chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits as Jesse shuts his window due to some Larry Birds.
00:22- 00:32- The Braised Bits intro song is played.
00:32- 01:24 - The Chefs go on a bird riff much like Fred McGriff.
01:24-03:15- Jesse and Lance cher the same sentiment that the podcast is their most creative outlet in these current pandemic times.
03:15-09:44 - The chefs welcome new Braiserback listeners to the podkitchen and get into their previous Tiff Haddish about sweatpants.
09:44- 11:49 - Jesse shares Phil Jacksons feedback about the previous weeks Tacko fall top nine lists.
11:49-23:50- Lances highlight involved him fasting for Yom Kippur as well as making a lox and cream cheese pizza to break the fast. Lance also viewed the Netflix film Social Dilemma and found it to be cooked well done. Jesses highlight had him taking the new Danny Ferry from Astoria to the UES.
23:50-27:18 - Lance has a stressful experience picking up his Dads Derek Carr from a city garage.
27:18-1:22:05 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine professional athletes.
1:22:05- 1:29:30- Phil Jackson and Kates predictions of the chefs top nine lists are disclosed.
1:29:30- 1:31:37- Lance reads an ad for tough actin tinactin.
1:31:37- 1:41:45 - Jesses is that a QAB has him bugging out about a potential bug problem in his apartment. Lances ITAQAB has people in NYC walking in reckless fashion not even trying to distance themselves anymore on the sidewalks.
1:41:45-1:44:30- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have coming up.