The Brent and Skye Show

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00:00 - "I'm going to die tomorrow."

• Brent and Skye watched naughty movies in school.
• Skye had a naughty Ken doll and a suicidal Barbie.
• Cletus Fredrick is real.

07:12 - Movie Theatre Bathrooms

• Brent is drinking some off-brand Throat Coat.
• Why do they sell candy in movie theatre bathrooms?
• Why does Whole Foods have cigarette vending machines?
• Can I see movie without a four course meal these days?

15:31 - Degroogroo

• Brent hates adults being protagonists on Degrassi.
• Could Brent pass as a high schooler?

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00:00 - Grandpa's Meat Mallet

• Brent's grandpa hears water on the phone.
• Skye said the F word over 500 times.
• One Direction During the Purge - Jenny Nicholson
• Haunting is the new ghosting.
• Skye got a tattoo of Leela.

14:18 - Skye talks to her cats

• Brent read The Ghosts of Mercy Manor by Betty Ren Wright and watched some Goosebumps on Halloween.
• Emma from Degrassi got gonorrhea in 2 different TV shows.
• No Potter Gripes today.

22:53 - Aftershow: Skinnybones

• Skinnybones by Barbara Park

• Piano: "Seascape" from "Lyric Preludes in Romantic Style" by William L. Gillock, 1958. Performed by Brent Irwin.

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00:00 - Hoover Nails

• Skye was propositioned by a bad boy Mr. Darcy in high school.
• Audrey II is indeed usually played by a man, to Brent's surprise.
• High school thespians don't know how to hold a bottle of Budweiser.

08:23 - Drama in class

• La Catrina
• "Oh shit, Mr. Irwin's a weeb."
• It's quadrilateral time!

12:14 - This dog grins.

• Skye read Usher's Passing by Robert R. McCammon and The Wrong Number (Fear Street #5) by R.L. Stine.
• Li'l brudder
• Barney is NOT stupid.

22:45 - Aftershow: Spooptacular

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00:00 - Neal Brent

• Brent graded a ton of tests and played chess against his students.
• Skye's been reading The Haunted by Danielle Vega. Brent's been playing Metroid Dread.

11:22 - Libraries and Locker Rooms

• Brent's school library doesn't have anything by R.L. Stine.
• Year can learn about Richard Scrushy on Netflix's "Trial by Media".

17:53 - Spooptacular

• Skye just read There's Someone Inside Your House by Stephanie Perkins.
• I'm thinking of how bad I'm Thinking of Ending Things was.
• The 2nd Annual The Brent and Skye Show Halloween Spooptacular is coming up soon!
• Skye talks about Honeylambs creepy stuffed animals. Brent thinks this is messed up.

24:37 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Aunt, Aint, Awhnt

• Skye's crush, Old Yeller star Tommy Kirk has passed away.
• Brent has morning duty this week.
• "Nancy, there's children hanging from the rafters!"
• Skye read Secret Admirer (Fear Street #36) by R.L. Stine.
• Stage Fright) is a 1950 Alfred Hitchcock film, not from the 80's.
• Predictable Hallmark Christmas movies are fun.
• Ruben Studdard is in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

15:01 - Halloween festivity

• Skye took a Buzzfeed quiz that told her she was Luna Lovegood.
• A Very Potter Musical will never leave our souls.

  I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. It's like September, and I'm skipping this town. Hey, it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now. I've gotta get back to Hogwarts!

• Skye's cat has spooky mouse toys.
• Look forward to our Second Annual Halloween Spooptacular!
• Brent strangely had no curls in his hair during childhood.

25:05 - Aftershow

• Skye's heartbreak and kitties.

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00:00 - Kids in trouble

• Skye got in trouble for wearing jeggings at school.
• Brent's students are stealing soap dispensers from the bathrooms for TikTok.

11:28 - Stein Time lul

• Ski Weekend (Fear Street #10) by R.L. Stein
• Malignant (2021)
• Brent's grandma is concerned about Brent's parfaits.
• Skye had a weird dream about tattoos.
• "Carmilla" by Sheridan Le Fanu
• "The Flower Duet" (From Lamké) by Debiles

22:02 - Aftershow: Wiccan Candles

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00:00 - Teaching

• Brent is giving his first tests to his kids. He's getting ready for open house.
• Potter Puppet Pals - "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
• Candyman (1992)
• "Candle Cove"

09:42 - Skye's spooky stuff

• Skye recommends one specific episode: "Feral" - American Horror Stories, but none of the others!
• Who is Maud Dixon? by Alexandra Andrews

15:29 - Pop culture literacy

• Brent asks Skye to explain the difference between True Blood and Vampire Diaries.
• Brent has no pop culture knowledge. Skye has been reading People Magazine since she was four years old.
• Skye hates Brave (2012) but loves Jojo Rabbit (2019) and What We Do in the Shadows (2014).

23:36 - Podcast Talk

• Feel free to submit your own scary stories to our Second Annual Halloween Spooptacular!

25:31 - Aftershow: Bunny Tracks (Redux)

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent found his voice in his neck.
• Skye is still watching Italian horror movies.

04:45 - Theatre Games

• The Big Lebowski (1998) is Brent's favorite movie. Skye finally saw it.
• "Where's the money Lebowski?"
• Skye's friend spent $250 on a sweater.
• Brent's going to make his students play theatre games.
• Big Booty: Brent's not making it up.
• Skye's rug really tied the room together...until her cat doodied on it.

14:55 - Purple Lipstick

• The Dead Lifeguard by R.L. Stein might be our next book club choice.
• Looking for Alaska by John Green was a defining book for Brent as a teenager.
• Skye likes Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

21:16 - Greek Life

• Skye's friend went to a sorority mixer dressed as Inspector Javert from Les Mis

24:55 - Aftershow: Halloween Cookies

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00:00 - Got the sickies

• Brent is missing his very first week of school thanks to the sniffles.
• Skye has been watching Brand New Cherry Flavor on Netflix.
• Skye read The Initiation from the series Twilight: Where Darkness Begins (not to be confused with Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight).

12:23 - Saliva

• Enigma (2001)
• Suspiria (1977)
• The Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo.
• If you know of a Scooby-Doo villain named Saliva who lives in the walls, let Skye know.

17:44 - "The next day"

• Lazy Masquerade - YouTube
• How to pronounce the

22:14 - A hoot and a holler

23:29 - Aftershow: Meow

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent is so ready to teach!
• Skye has read a bunch of books.
• Brent finally saw Fear Street: Part Two - 1978

05:27 - People watching

• Skye is driving by Cletus Fredrick.

09:01 - Cardboard iPad

• We had no shame in public as teenagers.

15:42 - PotterGripes™

• Why did the Half-Blood Prince not publish his own potions book?
• Skye doesn't like Harry Potter 6, but she couldn't back up her claim.

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00:00 - As Seen on TV

• Sally's turning 69 and feeling fine. Actually 68.
• Why is Hunson his name?
• Fred is a terrible channel on YouTube.
• Muzzy in Esperanto
• Hairagami

9:11 - Brent's faculty now.

• Brent's grandma's gonna narc on him about a coffee maker.
• A teacher showed Brent to the adult bathroom.
• The Faculty (1998)
• Skye's neighborhood has a house straight out of a Creepypasta.
• Skye's dad is a matchmaker.
• Skye's going to learn to ride a bike.

15:45 - Potter Gripes

• Skye wants to know more about Hermione's parents.

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00:00 - Mr. Irwin

• Skye knows a dog named Michael.
• Skye's new cat is Buffy.

05:19 - Creepypasta

• Skye tries to explain local cable shows, something Brent's never heard of and can't find a link to on the Internet.
• "1999" - Creepypasta
• "The M Show" - Creepypasta
• Skye doesn't like space or aliens.
• Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)
• "My Shiny Teeth and Me" by Chip Skylark is much better than "Zoom Zoom Zoom" by Protozoa in Brent's opinion.
• Me and my D\ck* by Team StarKid
• A Very Potter Musical is still the greatest thing ever.

15:54 - Blockbuster Memories

• "Blink" (Doctor Who)) reminds Brent of Boos from Mario.

20:53 - Listener mail

• Check out Girls Night In Radio in your favorite podcast app! Thanks to Maggie for writing in!
• iJustine and Tim Cook

23:42 - Book Corner

• Skye now has all the books in the Cheerleaders series by R.L. Stein.
• Old (2021) - trailer

26:46 - Aftershow: Influencers

• Ricky Dillon - A week in my life: My hometown
• Baskin Champion

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00:00 - 60's Beach Movies

• Pajama Party (1964)
• Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
• Skye was in her own 60's beach play: The Really Hip Adventures of Go-Go Girl by Mark Landon Smith

10:58 - Unfortunate names

• Skye didn't like the third and final Fear Street movie.
• Dorcas
• Dick Butkus
• Terry Tugnut from Even Stevens
• Either Oliver the cat or Oliver Twist is a G-rated movie where they say "hell".

19:59 - A mailbox

22:30 - Aftershow: Grandma talk

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00:00 - Skye the Cat Lady

• Skye is quickly becoming a cat lady. She watches cat TikToks with her cat. She's getting a second cat already.
• Jennifer's Body (2009)
• Skye is waiting for Brent to catch up on Fear Street already!
• Brent and Skye both wish they'd gone to camp.
• Brent used to jump off the diving board into a half-empty pool with no adult supervision.
• Skye thinks Brent is Squilliam Fancypants. Canned bread.

11:33 - Aints

• Skye's been watching Daria (1997-2001).
• Brent had some ants. The solution was duct tape. Skye's mom has chronic ants.

15:27 - Mr. Brent

• "Teaching is more than a job; it's a responsibility." Brent hopes none of his students find this podcast. His online presence is pretty clean already.
• Skye thinks most teachers are raging alcoholics.
• "When you're 25, you make out." -Skye
• Brent will be Maebysitting for the next couple of weeks.

22:14 - PotterGripes™

• How does Harry Potter go from skinny, malnourished kid to instant overnight jock of the century? It makes no sense. He's never worked out.
• Skye's dad purchased a CD of Harry Potter graphics, before Google Images.

26:07 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Degrassi Hour

• Brent has strep throat.
• Holly J's strep throat turned into kidney failure.
• We'll be making bonus episodes about Netflix's new Fear Street series.
• 13 Reasons Why
• "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" - YouTube

10:41 - Talk about Movies

• Brent never made it to see Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016).
• Skye likes Nomi from Showgirls (1995) (NC-17)
• Brent created his own notebook inspired by Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
• Skye wanted to be a Mean Girl.

16:51 - Weird questions

• Brent's grandma wants to know where he got strep throat.
• Brent's dad wanted to give him a bad present and keeps asking him weird questions.

20:30 - Near Dark

• Skye loves her new clothes for her new job. Her new new job. "It's gonna be grape."
• Skye has issues with Near Dark (1987).
• Skye is reading Black Chalk by Christopher J. Yates, and then Brent didn't let her finish talking about it.

25:29 - Podcast Talk

27:05 - His Cheeseburger

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00:00 - Bad movies

• Showgirls (1995) (rated NC-17, by the way)
• I Hate Everything | The Search For The Worst on YouTube
• Cool World (1992) (rated PG-13)

03:37 - Leela

• Skye has a new kitty named Leela.
• Brent is throwing himself a reverse-surprise birthday party.
• Brent's TaeKwonDo black belt means nothing.

08:41 - Brent got a job.

• Fear Street: Part One 1994
• Skye is going to write her YA novel.

11:38 - Ending theme

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00:00 - Voice stories

• Skye lost her voice before a play. Brent wrote a story about doing the same thing.
• Throat Coat by Traditional Medicinals

04:06 - Skye's LA trip

• Skye's friend has an amazing, magical porch. She loves a grande chai tea latte with two Sweet'N Lows.
• Bearded Lady's Mystic Museum
• Ghost World (2001)
• fauxnuts

12:20 - The Madonna Inn

• Skye has a new job.
• Skye mashed a Kewpie doll's head in.
• Skye has an idea for her awesome new novel.
• Skye wants a slasher VHS collection.

18:44 - PotterGripes™

• Why can Harry not see Thestrals as a child?
• Luna is a better romantic interest for Harry than Cho or Ginny. Huna!
• Boyhood (2014)

24:49 - Outtake

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00:00 - AM recording

• Lana Del Rey might be a witch.
• Skye was a very nice friend.

05:25 - The state of the beach

• Gulf Shores is nothing but high rises now. The Gulf is Brent's favorite place to chill out in Orange Beach.
• Skye says Seaside has changed as well.
• Cocoon
• Skye wanted to grow up to be a hot sauce lady.
• I-10 across Louisiana is literally the swamp.

15:40 - Sculpture Falls

• Brent couldn't make his hike-mates laugh all day long. He went swimming in his underwear.
• Brent passed 150 teenagers underage-drinking.

21:01 - Potter Non-Gripes

• Brent's poster and anklets are not missing after all.
• Skye has many beads from Bead Boutique.
• Yea, Whoa, Lestrange, and Voldemort

28:42 - Aftershow

• Nicolas Flamel and the philosopher's stone

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00:00 - Don't remember Annie-thing

• Brent has been Maebysitting.
• Everyone has been in a regional production of Annie.
• Skye hates Starlight Express and Love Never Dies. Brent hates Cats.

05:47 - Hot Topic

• Brent's dad thinks Hot Topic is the nerd store.
• Skye remembers seeing her first mall goth in JNCO Jeans.
• Brent's dad though a Five Nights at Freddy's onesie was a fur-suit. He thinks Brent is a furry now.
• Brent's dad made him eat Bunny Tracks ice cream. Cruel and unusual.

14:54 - Blue Raspberry Jackass

• Oat milk is weird.
• Skye is really into maple syrup. She loves WytchWood infused maple syrup.
• Who do ads for groceries convince?
• Candy has some scary ads for kids.

21:57 - PotterGripes™

• Hagrid's Tale is the worst chapter in all of Harry Potter.
• Filch is a Squib, which introduces another issue in the scale of the wizarding world.

27:37 - Bye Bye

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00:00 - 400 in Bunny Years

• It's Skye's birthday, and she's recording from the nursing room at her office.
• The House Bunny (2008)
• The Merciless Series by Danielle Vega
• The Midnight Club by Christopher Pike
• The Nightmare Room (2001-2002)

08:14 - Clorox face wipes?

• Friends without a laugh track
• Edgar's strawberry cake
• Only children don't like sleepover.
• Skye wiped her face with Clorox wipes.
• Skye dislikes wet wipes, but Brent loves them.
• Brent will be dog sitting this week.

17:02 - Personality tests

• Brent is a 4/5 on Enneagram. Skye is a 2.
• Skye doesn't want to be a Hufflepuff. Brent is a proud Muggle.
• Stealth Potter Gripe about how expulsion works.
• Why do people want to be Slytherins? Why identify with evil?
• Much Ado About Nothing (1993) featuring Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson

23:40 - Birthday plans

• Trail Days 2021, Damascus, VA

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00:00 - Apartment talk

• More construction in Brent's apartment.
• Skye's parking lot changed.
• Brent is saying goodbye to his red Jeep of 12 years.

06:35 - Walkabout, Part 1

• Skye recounts her tales of her trip to Utah.
• She heard a coyote in a tent.
• She had a cool hike through Bryce Canyon.

15:33 - Walkabout, Part 2

• Skye bonded with everyone there.
• Skye's intention was "found".
• Skye learned how to get in a sleeping bag.

20:40 - Enrichment

• From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E.L. Konigsburg
• The Oregon Trail Card Game
• Minesweeper

24:09 - Potter Gripes

• The House Champions don't have to do end-of-year exams. That's a pointless bonus.

25:56 - Aftershow: Snakes

• Brent had a snake nightmare.
• Skye was afraid of snakes in the toilet.
• Dave Baird on ABC 33/40

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00:00 - Skye's walkabout

• Skye is pursuing purpose in Utah.
• "Meat makes me physically sick. [...] I eat a hamburger like every day. [sic]" -Skye

08:10 - I'm a little seal girl

• As Told By Ginger
• Mrs. Peeples said, "Quit fingering my bone."
• Skye's going ghost for Danny Phantom.

11:24 - Nice things!

• Yoga with Adriene - 30 Days of Yoga
• Get Sleepy Podcast

16:52 - The gusses

• tomo / tomas / toma / tomamos / tomáis / toman
• White-out Hitler stache
• The Dive Motel, Nashville

20:05 - Potter Gripes

• "Dumbledore asked calmly."
• Why is Harry allowed to summon his broomstick if he's not allowed to bring one with him to begin with?
• The House Elves don't want liberation. Hermione means well.

23:19 - Aftershow

• Anti-double-feature
• 2319

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00:00 - Traffic

• Brent doesn't know what to do at a stop sign.
• Skye almost hit a man walking down AL-280.
• Skye tells a story about a punk getting run over by car.

04:55 - Throw-up scenes

• Skye laid on her bathroom floor after her shot.
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is different in the movie from the play.
• God of Carnage

07:30 - The Craft

• Brent feels compelled to give a full plot synopsis of the movie The Craft (1996).
• Sarah wore a wig.
• Skye saw The Craft: Legacy (2020). It was "a Lifetime horror movie".
• Every scene had to have snakes in it.
• This is a "comfort movie" for Skye. So is Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

18:03 - Book Corner

• Hamlet. Œdipus Rex. Antigone. These plays are old.

21:31 - The Seventh Victim (1943)

24:21 - Aftershow

• HI.WAV from Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble (GBC)

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00:00 - How's life?

• We had some technical difficulties, but here we are.
• Ding Dong Merrily on High
• Skye made got drunk with a new friend and convinced her to watch Killer Party.
• I cannot find this girl's Degrassi YouTube channel for the shownotes.
• Brent got a cameo from Principal Simpson.

05:51 - Hot Stuff

• Hot Stuff the Little Devil is the mascot of Torchy's Tacos.

09:27 - Book Corner

• A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? by Edward Albee
• Backwards and Forwards: A Technical Manual for Reading Plays by David Ball
• The Compact Bedford Introduction to Drama by Lee A. Jacobus
• Hamlet by Billy Shakespeare

15:06 - Baby Jane

• Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
• What Ha' Happened to Baby JJ? (RuPaul's Drag Race)
• The Really Hip Adventures of Go-Go Girl by Mark Landon Smith

19:12 - Forever 29

• Midnight Sun by Stephanie Meyer
• Promising Young Woman (2020)
• Clown (2014)
• The Craft (1996)

25:40 - Aftershow: Snakes

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00:00 - Catching up

• Skye's eating an apple.
• Brent cleaned up his podcast closet.

• This girl wants to play her house music at the pool.

  04:27 - Book Corner

  • Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
  • Bunny by Mona Awad
  • Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare
  • The Collingswood Story (2002)

12:41 - This week we chit-chat

• Brent's grandma thinks he's starving.
• Nighttime walks are great.
• Skye's going to Utah to take a life purpose trip.
• Brent found a very cute piano solo version of "Peter and the Wolf".
• Brent and Skye need some theatre in their lives.

25:55 - Aftershow: Walkabout

• Walkabout (Lost))
• Skye found Walt.

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00:00 - Weather small talk

• Skye did not get any tornados.
• Brent gossips about his neighbors.
• Skye will not narc on her neighbor.
• Brent did not slash that car's tires.

10:34 - Spring Break!

• Brent's jeans have holes.
• It's the first day of summer in Texas.
• Sanctuaries are cold.
• Skye used to go to goth night at a bar.
• Brent's trip to New Orleans was more wholesome than Skye's.

19:14 - Book Corner

• The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
• Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
• Riverdale)

28:06 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Pelican poop

• Brent saw a huge bird poop everywhere.
• Skye got attacked by a swarm of birds at Disney World.
• Grackles blanket the streets in Austin.

03:38 - Reading corner

• Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear by Elizabeth Gilbert
• Google Image search of Eustace Conway
• Skye says the F word to her mother. And kisses her mother with that mouth!
• Brent said the H word to his mom by accident one single time.

07:43 - Needles

• Brent doesn't want to see vaccines being administered on TV. It's very gross.
• We both got swine flu in 2010.

12:45 - Trash regrets 1/2

• Brent had a broken anklet collection.
• Brent made a "SHOTS!" poster for a school project.
• Brent and Skye dissected owl pellets.
• A teacher took The Conversation Notebook from Brent.
• We had to read too many books in 5th grade.

19:58 - 5th grade reading

• Aliens Don't Wear Braces by Debbie Dadey & Marcia Thornton Jones
• The Haunting of Grade Three by Grace Maccarone

22:09 - Trash regrets 2/2

• The context was wrong, but here is Telly Leung's chartreuse beanie from Rent.
• Skye stepped on her retainer: Brent's nightmare.
• Brent threw Jokers out of his deck of cards.
• We never used our 5th grade recorders.
• Brent's mom threw out his Furby because it was ALIVE.
• The Short History of Long Furby

30:09 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Brent's LA trip

• Brent's friend walked a Meincoon on a leash.
• A Russian man was selling clothes on the side of the road.
• Brent saw a man peeing on his truck in Malibu.
• Skye peed in the flowers.

8:08 - Skye's week

• Einstein and the Rabbi: Searching for the Soul by Naomi Levy

11:40 - Potter Gripes

• Dementors are cruel and unusual punishment for the smallest of misdemeanors.
• Halloweentown (1998)
• Why does Ohio have so many cities that start with C?

15:52 - Smoochy time

• Riverdale (2017-)
• Brent chicken out of several first kiss opportunities.
• Skye French kissed in first grade.
• Skye, in a play, had to make out with a guy who was on the ground pretending to be a dolphin.
• "You know I have a girlfriend." "Yeah and I have a journal I write in."

23:39 - The Hickey Club

• Skye wanted hickeys in college.
• Brent founded the Hickey Club in first grade.
• Hickeys via pop-ups

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00:00 - TX Snowdemic

08:25 - Skye's recs

• I'm Special: And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves by Ryan O'Connell
• Hell House LLC (2015)

11:38 - Dogs & birds

• Titan ran away.
• Claire ran away.
• There might be a dead bird in Brent's dryer.
• Brent has bird poop flip flops.

20:21 - Running

• Running in the cold
• Running the mile in school
• Trail running marathons
• What is an influencer?

26:42 - Another rec

• Freaky (2020)

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00:00 - Too cold for Texas

• Getting down to 5 degrees Monday night in Austin.
• How do you use defrost?
• Our cars are leaking.

05:02 - Skye's tattoo

• Skye got a tattoo of Lydia from Beetlejuice.
• People think Skye is Skye's pretend name.
• Heathers (1989) is not like Clueless (1995).

09:41 - Sticky tea & Dr Pepper 10

• Brent and Skye don't know what rose hips are.
• Dr. Pepper is short on aluminum.
• Fountain drinks are better than canned drinks.
• Skye bundles up warm at work.

16:40 - Listener mail!

• Our mystery friend's name was Blair.
• A cute email from Rachel Ziese of the podcast Girls Night In Radio

20:11 - Muddy V-Day

• Skye falls in the mud on Valentine's Day

22:05 - Accident-prone

• Brent fell off a bench and lost a bug corpse.
• Spiders in the bed, crickets in your shoes.
• This bug would not let go of Skye's car.

25:56 - Aftershow: Icky

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00:00 - Wives with Knives

• Dancing to the Skype music.
• Skye didn't know her butt from a hole in the ground in college.
• Wives with Knives
• Olive Garden worker's comp paid for this girl's paper cut.
• Skye knew a whiny little baby, and she shut him down.
• "10 is a lot to handle but I got family"

05:16 - Spoopy time

• Brent had delayed sleep paralysis.
• The Hat Man
• Skye can't do the dark.
• Skye told her costume teacher about all her Tinder dates.
• Skye's professor had a haunted office. The lights would never stay on.

10:51 - AL-Hwy 119

• American Village Citizenship Trust
• Skye's friend hit a deer with her car.

14:31 - Skye's Scary Movies

• St. Agatha (2018)
• Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
• Marble Hornets

19:04 - Potter Gripes

• Expulsion from Hogwarts is cruel and unusual punishment.
• Skye has Harry Potter scrapbooks. She sent Brent magazine photos of Hermione.

22:10 - Hot Topic

• Skye loves Hot Topic.
• Hanging out at the mall with your friends is great in middle school.

24:28 - Vending machines

• We both used illicit vending machines at school.
• Skye ate "the Fear Factor sandwich".

27:06 - Aftershow

• Brent is turning into a health food nut.
• The Women (2008)
• Brent's keto grandma eats Kerrygold salted butter plain.
• Skye drank coffee creamers, and Brent ate sugar packets.

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent disconnected his router's power cable.
• Brent took a bath with Uranus.
• I Spy TV series)
• The Cosby Show
• Mythos by Stephen Fry
• Skye learned some Swedish words: hund and kaos.
• What Have You Done to Solange?

08:51 - Movies without parents

• The first movie Skye saw without her parents was Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
• Skye was not almost abducted at KB Toys.
• Brent helped a man at Target en español this week.
• Brent's first movie with friends was Chicken Little). He lost a tooth.
• Brent's friend used to ask the police officer at the movie theatre to drive her to Chick-fil-A in his cop car.
• Brent's first PG-13 movie as a 13-year-old was Blades of Glory
• Brent got carded twice to see Evil Dead)
• Brent's dad asked him to buy a My Chemical Romance CD.
• Brent got a pot leaf Silly Band at church camp. Skye's beautiful scarf had a hidden pot leaf inside.
• Brent asked his Sunday school class what a prostitute was.
• Skye wanted to grow up to be a harass like Paris Hilton.
• The audiobook adaptation of the novelization of the film Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire)

23:17 - Potter Gripes

• Why don't they study math at Hogwarts??

26:26 - Front row sitting

• Brent loves to sit in the front row of a play, but we agree it's not great for a movie.

28:46 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent has been playing Bugsnax.
• Skye will take an R. L. Stine Masterclass.
• Skye is wearing a bathrobe that matches the floor at the Madonna Inn.

08:36 - Skye's nightmares

• Skye's been having vivid nightmares.
• Brent's been having sleep paralysis.
• Skye is apparently a Doom buff.
• The Sims: Makin' Magic

15:12 - Book talk

• Houston Zaza's room 322
• House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
• Mythos by Stephen Fry
• We share stories of having our wisdom teeth removed.
• Skye wants Brent to watch ONE episode of 90210.
• Brent hates Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
• Skye hates Johnny Tremain by Esther Hoskins Forbes
• Skye hates Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
• Skye hates The Shape of Water
• Brent is terrified of Voldemort, but what is his GOAL?

29:44 - Podcast talk

31:04 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Rumbleroar

• Brent bought Looking For Alaska by John Green for all his friends, but he did not finish The Fault in our Stars.
• Brent and Skye went to see The Moaning Myrtles in a concert at the library.
• A Very Potter Musical
• "And Then I Died" by The Moaning Myrtles

09:15 - Midnight Sun

• Blogging Twilight by Dan Bergstein

About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

• Camp (2003) | Amazon

15:52 - He's a comedic.

• Skye read 5 Fear Street books over Christmas.
• Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan
• A Secret History by Donna Tartt
• Less Than Zero
• Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg

26:31 - Bama history...and ghosts

• Woman hit by meteorite in Sylacauga, Alabama
• 13 Alabama Ghosts and Jeffrey by Kathryn Tucker Windham
• Bloody Mary's sister lives in the toilet.

30:23 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Time travel

• Skye is obsessed with Crystal Light
• Skye delivered gifts in Huntsville

01:58 - 2020 Resolutions

• Brent got a bad haircut.
• Brent hasn't missed a single workout all year. New year's resolution: complete.
• Skye has lost over 40 pounds. She works out for 20 minutes every day.
• Improving your body will improve your mind.
• Skye eats hummus with a fork.
• Skye has read 50 books this year.

09:42 - Self-Authoring

• The Self-Authoring Suite

12:30 - Greece

• 2020 has set us on a track of self-improvement.
• Skye wants to go to Greece.
• The Moon-Spinners (1964) - IMDB

17:46 - 2021 Resolutions

• Brent writes about his goals daily.
• Brent weighs himself in stones.
• Supersize vs Superskinny - Wikipedia
• Dream Big by Bob Goff
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things by Iain Reid
• We Were Liars by E. Lockart
• Crime and Punishment: Pevear & Volokhonsky Translation by Fyodor Dostoevsky
• Skye wants to go on more adventures.

27:38 - Dranken

• Skye has dranken from the Fountain of Youth.
• Did Mick Jagger ever look not horrible?

30:25 - Confusing post-show

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00:00 - 幼馴染 osana-najimi

• Skye can play "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" on piano.
• 幼馴染・幼なじみ - osana-najimi
• Skye: スカイ sukai
• sky: 空 sora
• Merry Christmas: メリークリスマス Merii-Kurisumasu

03:52 - Skye's Christmas slam poem

8:03 - Back to the future

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00:00 - Silent Night

• Skye gets ready for work in 6 minutes.
• Silent Night by R. L. Stine

02:08 - Christmas gifts

• "Can't you just give me $40,000, and we'll call it a day?" -Skye
• Santa should not bring video games.
• Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light
• Some Christmas gifts can't go on an airplane.
• Skye sees herself as a good gift-giver.

11:22 - PE class

• Brent's dad wears weird socks.
• PE class has a lot of issues. There's got to be a better way to encourage kids to be active.

17:50 - Christmas traditions

• What flavor is red velvet cake?
• Tubby Custard was served at Burger King.
• Black Christmas (1974) - IMDB
• Christmas Eve and Other Stories - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

24:39 - Podcast talk

• Next week we will talk about new year's resolutions!
• We're getting Skye a new microphone, and maybe Brent an even better new recorder.
• Eloise At Christmastime is possibly in the Disney vault.

27:53 - Post-show

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00:00 - Recording woes/catching up

• 4 months since our last podcast
• The Blue Genie Art Bazaar
• Skye is making Christmas gifts
• The Baby-Sitter by R. L. Stine
• Common Sense by Thomas Paine

05:19 - Skye's creepy dolls

• Skye has a scary Kewpee doll.
• Kewpee Hamburgers
• Skye has a haunted space doll.
• Skye will grow up to be Old Widow Walker.

12:48 - Skye's yearbooks

• Fast Times at Ridgemont High
• Brutal Moose VHS tapes
• Binyah Binyah!
• r/tipofmytongue
• "I put my pants on two legs at a time, just like everyone else."
• Brent saw two boys kissing on TV in fall of 2000 and got in trouble for telling someone.

21:54 - Prank phone calls

• "Your phone number says 80085."
• Brent's own dad fell for a prank call from Brent.
• Brent's friend had a yearbook too.
• Skye knew a boy with a fake yearbook twin.

28:21 - Aftershow

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00:00 - Intro

00:48 - Ch. 14-18

• "Wanna go to the library with me, and let's neck in the stacks?" - Skye

08:40 - Ch. 19-24

16:32 - Ch. 25-28

• Brent: "And he dies." Skye: "I love that part."

22:05 - Wrap-up

• And the moral of the story is...apparently...

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00:00 - Intro

• Skye records in bed in the dark.
• McKay's Books

02:35 - Prologue - Ch. 6

• Food and clothing are frivolous expenses. Apparently.

14:31 - Ch. 7-13

• And she screams!

23:49 - Thanksgiving 2020

• Brent and Skye are thankful for each other.

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00:00 - Brent's apartment construction

• Brent has been living in his closet through construction.
• Full House: Take My Sister, Please

06:00 - Sea Lab 1

• Brent used to do the wedgie dance during our Pow-wows.
• We dissected a squid and used its body parts.
• Brent reads from his Sea Lab journal from 5th grade.
• Skye doesn't like Finding Nemo, like a monster.
• Brent was out of town for the paper doll project.
• Brent didn't like Holes (the movie) as much as everyone else.
• Skye watches Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire seasonally.

16:20 - Sea Lab 2

• Brent reads more from his Sea Lab journal.
• Our principal sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".

19:02 - Washington, DC

• Brent will never be a 12-year-old girl.
• Brent still has souvenirs from the International Spy Museum, a spy ear, and a false peanut butter jar.
• Skye loved climbing through the air ducts.
• Pizza makes you feel like pizza.
• Skye recommends a Mary Kate and Ashley song called "Gimme Pizza"
• Beastly (2011)

25:13 - Jenny LeClue - Detectivu

• Wrong Turn (2003)
• Spree (2020)
• You on Netflix

29:15 - Book Report Delayed

• The Silent Scream by Diane Hoh, first book in the Nightmare Hall series - coming next week!

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00:00 - Apartment woes

• Skye's Sims used to pee on the floor.
• Brent got a very stupid letter about his apartment.
• Mother!
• There is road work all the time.

09:15 - How was Halloween?

• Skye was Danny from Bly Manor, and 800 people liked her costume on Facebook.
• "Red Right Hand" from Scream
• Skye tells the origin story of Cletus Fredrick.
• Our first Book Report episode will be about the first book in the Nightmare Hall series by Diane Hoh, The Silent Scream
• Brent's 6th Annual Spoopy Snapchat to Poop in Your Spoop

17:16 - Journaling

• Remember to count your blessings!
• Brent's NaNoWriMo is a disaster, as predicted.
• Skye has old mystery stories she wrote as a child.
• Hoot - IMDB

24:01 - Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

• Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island is on Netflix.
• Skye sleeps with a nightlight so Bloody Mary won't get her.

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00:00 - Intro
01:55 - Skye and the Mirrors
07:04 - It's Me, Jessa
13:52 - Old Widow Walker
26:52 - Outtro

• "Interlude" from "Lyric Preludes in Romantic Style" by William L. Gillock, 1958. Performed by Brent Irwin.
• Campfire sound - ©CC-BY (1 2 3 4)

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00:00 - Small Talk

• Skye is cleaning out her car.
• My neighbor still stomps upstairs.
• Skye thought her mom paid her boyfriend to date him.
• Skye lost the front decal from her car in a wreck.
• My plant neighbor disappeared - then reappeared.
• The Visit - Official Trailer

05:21 - Sleep Paralysis #1

• Brent has always had sleep paralysis. Skye never has.
• Brent was consumed by his mattress.
• Skye has dreams with product placements.

10:30 - Sleep Paralysis #2

• "The Black Cat" by Edgar Allen Poe
• "The Call of Cthulhu" by H. P. Lovecraft
• Brent had a fever dream about these things.
• Skye sat on a knife.
• Skye was awakened by a doorbell and a house alarm. She levitated out of bed.

14:26 - Sleep Paralysis #3

• Brent has had 2 nightmares this week that have inspired new scary stories for me to write.
• Tune in next week for the Halloween Spooptacular!
• We're excited about our upcoming YA horror book club, but it's not ready yet.
• Skye wrote a story about Vampire Drew, and it scared her friends away.

18:28 - Barbie Ring

• Skye found a Barbie ring in the car.
• Brent's professor wrote a cursed play.
• Don't say Macbeth in the theatre.

21:00 - Goosebumps is on Netflix.

• Goosebumps is the greatest.
• Skye has her own piano lessons horror story.
• Brent wanted to take organ lessons in college.
• Brent sang Halloween carols to organ music at the Organ Spooktacular in college.
• Skye is obsessed with Beverly Hills, 90210.

26:19 - Stephen King

• Brent got The Shining from the library.
• Don't read It.
• Skye was on a plan with the little It boys.

27:58 - Halloween Spooptacular - next week!

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00:00 - Scary story recommendations

• Uncle Gerry's Family Fun Zone
• My dead girlfriend keeps messaging me on Facebook. I’ve got the screenshots. I don’t know what to do.
• My Friend is Camping Alone, His Texts are Starting to Scare Me.
• The M Show Fan Club

05:05 - Skye watched Quibi

• Quibi: "The Expecting" Trailer
• Pet Sematary (2019) on Amazon Prime Video
• Skye wants to go to The Stanley Hotel. It is in Estes Park, Colorado.
• Elisa Lam was found in water tank at Hotel Cecil in LA.

08:50 - Skye saw a ghost. Brent saw a bear.

• Skye saw a blonde girl ghost in the mirror of a hair salon.
• Brent ran into a black bear at night in Gatlinburg.
• Skye saw a bear go to a motel in Gatlinburg.

15:01 - Scary story recs in other media

• Local58 - Nexpo
• Area 51 Caller
• The Haunting of Hill House - trailer

20:43 - "DAN" by Brent Irwin

23:29 - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

• Brent reads Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark dramatically on Snapchat every year.
• Brent did scary magic tricks.
• We found a spooky door at the library and bonded over scary stories.

28:03 - Candy Corn

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00:00 - I'm actually recording this time.

• Does a dog live upstairs? Or a permanent handyman?
• Skye's werewolf blood hound neighbor
• Brent heard a wolf outside the window

03:14 - Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

05:21 - The Society

• Skye does not recommend The Society on Tubi

06:42 - Staircases in the Woods

• I'm a Search and Rescue Officer - r/nosleep
• Grandpa's Magical Toys
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz

11:53 - Spoopy Stories

• Bloody Mary still gives Skye issues with mirrors.
• Brent will perform "Sandra's Liver" one day.
• Skye wrote a scary play in high school called "Knife Play". The DVD is lost to time because her teacher died.
• Brent's teacher told very huge stories that ended with no bang.
• Skye's friend knew her teacher was a Martians.
• Skye went trick-or-treating and got chased by chainsaws.
• Skye's been to 14 horror movie conventions.
• Skye has never been the same since seeing The Exorcist.

27:17 - Book Corner

• Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
• Dracula by Bram Stoker
• Nightmare Hall series by Diane Hoh

29:26 - Podcast Talk

• Monthly spoopy kids' book club
• October 29 and 31, expect original scary stories
• Write or call in with your own thoughts about urban legends.
• Haunt on Shudder