Brown Bricks Podcast
By Inspector Gadget
New Episodes every Monday at 9 AM EST
Podcast cover art by @rsmtgdesign on instagram
Brown Bricks PodcastNov 21, 2022
Ep 131: The Tragedy of the Hamster Rave
Happy B day Phin! On this special episode we discuss: Phin’s B day and birthday presents, Delaying satisfaction and Twitter game devs - 2:23, Friday night Funkin’s rocky development - 4:17, The brown bricks kickstarter - 6:10, Social security numbers - 7:20, Hamster rave guy gets a divorce - 9:52, The internet being a mistake - 12:05, Mr. E dating seminars - 17:30, Ratatouille, but with Rizz - 18:15, The Stanley Tumbler craze and collecting hobbies - 19:58, Yandere dev responds poorly - 24:02, Viper being a massive creep - 25:40, Physical media and tik tok clown shows - 33:00, Deepfakes - 37:05, Vox’s (stupid) 10 actually good things that happened in 2023 - 42:10, Tik Tok battles being the weirdest thing - 49:18, NYC senator shows where your kids are hiding stuff - 51:30, Creator of big mouth on Jeffrey Epstein‘s list - 55:00, Bungos adventure - 57:45, And alt right blues clues - 1:00:01 email us at brownbrickspodcast@gmail.com
Ep 130: Lets Nog it Up! ft Japanese Louis Armstrong
- Getting egg nog after Christmas,
- What we got for Christmas,
- Nog day,
- Gay senate tape star speaks out about Joe Biden,
- No knock ass fuck,
- Charizard wearing a Vlone sweatshirt,
- Lego racism and being too expensive,
- Sesame Street tackling racism over zoom,
- Elmo being Yakub and Humans in Sesame Street,
- Kevin Spacey reprising his house of cards role on Tucker Carlson,
- The Epstein list,
- Gambling apps taking over and casinos,
- Jack making a bad Matt Walsh pedo joke during Christmas,
- Jack showing his normie cousins alpine coaster,
- Phin shows unwilling participants Japanese Louis Armstrong,
- The Christmas Chronicles and its sequel being better,
- Hallmark movies,
- Afterlife vs ornament,
- Who invented egg nog,
- Parents hiring someone to be the grinch for their kid and Thanos getting kicked by a kid
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Ep 129: Matt Rife cooks salmon in the dishwasher
People got mad at me last time so I added timestamps, as we discuss:
- Us being a bit hungover - 00:00
- Guys dunking Skibidi toilet action figures in Nutella - 02:20
- Getting stuck in the back rooms - 05:20
- Brown bricks creepy pasta - 08:45
- The Israel Santa video - 10:51
- Folgers insest commercial - 12:45
- The boy and the Heroin review - 14:15
- AI artists immunity to imposter syndrome - 21:00
- Washing machine tech - 24:00
- Our backlash to our previous video - 26:15
- BlackRock’s holiday video - 28:00
- Matt Rife controversy and allegations - 32:43
- Hunter Avallone situation - 39:20
- Destiny divorce and missing child - 42:00
- New twitch TOS - 43:00
- Jacks interaction with an autistic girl at target - 49:50
- Senate staffer caught filming gay adult video - 55:15
- Girlboss Intern puts plane tickets on company card - 58:15
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Ep 129: James Somerton is the Alpha Misogynist #MaddoxLost
It’s a Jackson and Jack episode, where we discuss:
- Watching High School basketball games,
- Our Spotify wrapped,
- Jack telling his coworker about his podcast,
- VGAs not announcing any good games,
- Why Hideo Kojima is still the GOAT,
- Insurance finance bros being nightmares,
- Being a DINK or a single income no kids,
- Mr. Doodle being a terrible person,
- Godzilla x Kong running scene,
- Too many humans in Godzilla,
- Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt,
- What the kids like,
- Bonsai trees,
- Israeli Palestine polandballs,
- Immigrant Vegta,
- Taylor swift collecting horcruxes,
- Famous people being infantilized,
- The Harry Potter houses are so stupid,
- Harry Potter having a terrible message,
- #maddoxlost Maddox drama,
- Hbomberguy’s plagiarism video and the consequences of callouts,
- Thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com,
- And Stealing content
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Ep 128: Your honor, my clients crimes are not cannon
how many bricks does it take to get to the center of a bricksypop? We attempt to solve that while discussing: Humans running slow, Dolphins having hair and animal intercourse, Trying to save spiders and rotwilers vs snakes, Peter griffin in Fortnite, EOD meaning End of December, Men vs women on procreation, Sending my kids to the circus, Furiosa and Fallout trailer, Young Thug’s trial having bleach references in it, National treasure being stupid, Girlfriends favorite movies, Making the biggest diamond, Organ donating, Ben Franklin being a bad inventor, and George Santos being arrested email us at brownbrickspodcast@gmail.com
Ep 127: Dream's new Agent - Don Draper
Babysitting dogs and Having that dog in you,
Using the pet tax to shit on the floor,
Jogging and mattpatt being named the f slur,
Dream groomer gumball drama,
Dream getting Don Draper to run PR for him,
Sidney Sweeney in Madam Web,
Up movie being about grooming,
Creepy guy harassing then pepper spraying women,
Jack seeing the Macy’s day parade,
The boogie documentary,
Free boogie from this cycle of torment,
Guy describes his ex,
Xi is horrified by San Francisco,
New York City being nicer than Jack thought,
Plaque cold brews,
Podcast networks,
Obsessed fest drama,
OF models making me food,
True crime being annoying
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Ep 126: We attempt to review "The Marvels", we fail
Watching "The Marvels" is like looking at one of those pictures they show dementia patients. We also discuss: Small soldiers / Indian in the cupboard, iPod dogs, Robot dogs, The sequel to the TI 84, The chess devs and mail chess games, Man backflips into traffic, Feeling it coming in the air tonight, Jack reviews the marvels, Stretchy guys, The thing from fantastic 4, The thing burger, John trovolta in Grease, Playing tractor chicken, Travis Scott rejecting fat chick on stage, Making concerts more efficient, The Vegas dome, Elon vs bill gates, Elon getting wellness checked, Hitler an heroing and what could’ve been, Crypto convention gives everyone blindness, Bored ape cosplay, People who passively want NFTs, Half of adults being single, Actuaries and instagram ads, Warhammer fans being idiots,
Ep 125: Walmart Charli D'Amelio vs Our Big Cums
This week, on the most bricked up episode of the BBP, we discuss:
- Jack buying “Lock and Load” pills,
- Gorilla mind’s products,
- Hydration formula,
- Talking to people you don’t want to talk to,
- Annoying people who take shrooms and acid,
- Phin’s bad time on acid,
- Charlie D’milio cosplaying a poor person,
- Man gives away fentanyl to children,
- Silent hill ascension,
- Marvel’s variety article,
- Not understanding the Mario movie,
- Media for the boys,
- Hearing of 9/11,
- Getting back into black clover,
- Cringe caffeine tik Tok girl,
- Woman takes away,
- Being ugly and annoying,
- and Our very good takes on the Palestine vs Israel drama.
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Ep 124: Ghosts keep stealing the copper in my walls
Hello denizens of all things spooky, welcome to the Brown books podcast! Where we discuss: Chakras and astrology girls, Gaylors, Taylor swift making a song about their gender fluid parter, South Park and Snow White, Woke Snow White turning unwoke, Haunted Mansion being way too long, People being mean to us on YouTube, Israel with Voldemort, Matthew Perry dying in a hot tub, Being “friends”, Japan streamer gets arrested and abroad in Japan, Jason dureulo posting reaction content, Squid game in real life, Panera lemonade kills someone, Caffeine pills, Baby hurting each other videos, Several two sentence horrors, and Combine not holding up. Email us at brownbrickspodcast@gmail.com
Ep 123: Can a non Black non Racist person say the N Word?
This week on the most amount of being hungover you can be on a podcast, we discuss:
Sticking out your ghayt for the rizzler,
Jack and Jackson going to Anime Nebraskon,
Markaplier getting “bite of 87”-ed,
Guy crashes a parade,
More tik Tok investors,
Collecting homeless interest,
Nuxtaku being a pedo,
Old baby vs 100 yo dragon,
Phin’s knowledge of Elder scrolls lore,
ASMR YouTuber Ephemeral Rift REALLY wanting to say the n word,
Slur licenses,
Wanting a new identity,
Oyster girl and backlash to backlash,
Going viral for rage bait content,
Tip tik toks,
SSSniperwolf vs Jacksfilms,
and Leaps of faith.
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Ep 122: Lets put Israel in the middle of Nebraska
You've come for the best Israel take, and you got it, but first we discuss:
- Getting fired up,
- Eating rocks to digest stuff,
- Being a pica podcast,
- Needing to eat nails,
- Sword swallowers,
- We play 20 questions poorly,
- Minecraft mob vote controversy,
- Tiny women podcast.
- Bumble and dating apps,
- No third spaces and hitting on people at the bar,
- If women were like pokemon,
- Terrible Starbucks customers
- National homocide day,
- Weird hours at banks,
- Fake jobs and Dodge construction,
- Government’s lack of ROI,
- Putting Israel in the middle of Nebraska,
- Catholic Church slander,
- The Virgin Mary and being the 4th wiseman,
- Taylor Swift being a cult now that the movie’s out,
- Concert movies and hitting on T Swift fans,
- And caroline ellison being a rat person.
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Ep 121: Taylor Swift dating Freddy Fazbear Rumors
Twitter drama,
Twitter linkedin and the internet sucking,
Being a professional Tik Tok creator and shopping,
Fake outrage,
Israel going gamer mode,
Influencer school shooter and our ideal school shooting,
FNAF in real life,
Removing a piece of media from the world,
Panda diplomacy ending,
Painting a regular bear like a panda or Freddy fasbear,
Japanese people clowning on American freak out vids,
Dollar margs are back at Applebees,
Women complaining about tips,
Germans not being allowed in Mexico,
Going two knuckles deep,
Children faking getting stabbed,
Doing charisma rolls in real life,
Bobbi Althoff backlash,
Talking about Women tm,
Is travis Taylors beard
Doja cat wearing Sam Hyde shirt,
Taylor swift and sexy babies,
Taylor Swift x Your Favorite Martian and dating Nux Taku
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Ep 120: We’ve gotta get Alt Right Ultron out of Wakanda
The worst manga panels,
Love is blind Pokémon showdown controversy,
Chiropractors being scam artists,
Making yourself taller,
Head bindings,
Starting a Viking funeral service,
Brown bricks true crime,
Streamer kills his girlfriend,
Sovereign citizens,
Spider-Man’s new villain: the pedofile,
Ultron being a green text poster,
Yandere dev being a groomer,
Fall bucket lists,
Seemingly ranch Taylor swift,
Tinder select, the $500 a month option,
Tinder whales,
The kardashians are just the Harkinons now,
Costco selling gold bars,
Joe Biden calling LL Cool J a “boy”,
Republican debates,
Canada applauds a Nazi,
and the FBI tries to get MLK to an hero.
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Ep 119: Chat GPT, but for Women
Don Draper and madmen,
Being the company’s idea guy,
Our friend that died,
Playing smash bros and Tekken 8’s new replay system,
Collecting amiibos and men’s propensity to collect,
Collectr app and trading stocks,
Toy insurance and coin collecting,
Our podcast beef with a girly podcast,
Jack’s letter to a girly podcast,
Woman’s advice,
How to approach a woman at a service job,
Chat GPT, but for women,
Being a fan of women podcasts,
Commuting a true crime,
The reinvigoration of Trad Caths,
Rustle Brand being awful,
The new Grumbl streaming service,
The hell of tik tok live streams,
Jimmy Carr’s stand up being cringe,
16 year olds,
Hailey Bieber Krispy Kreme nails,
Sophie Turner splits with Joe Jonas,
Power dynamics,
The f slur,
Wow, pows, and chows,
Hello fresh but with um
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The Content Brain Pandemic ft. Cringe Pancake Girl
The year 3000,
Camp rock and Demi LaVato bring on coke,
Donating plasma,
Medically testing coke,
Testing the Nero link,
Torturing monkeys,
Rustle brand being a sex pest,
Shane Dawson and his cat,
Danny Masterson’s and Mila and Ashton’s letters,
Gaslight Gatekeep,
Lauren Boebert getting hansy at Beetlejuice,
Vaping at a pregnant lady,
Fetal alcohol,
Amber Herd as mercy from overwatch,
World Economic Forum guy saying we need 50% unemployment,
Putting billionaires in saw traps,
Pancake chick being annoying at an iHop,
Being able to make fun of people online,
Beige flags,
Women being into sonic the hedgehog,
Woman goes gay and breaks up with her husband on Tik Tok,
Unity’s update to their TOS and how It cripples game devs,
CEOs playing weegee board with the stock market,
Lover serge video and people posting on Tik Tok way too much,
The KYS game of chicken,
Hate surges
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Ep 117: Macro Rizzanomics
Osama Bin Dumpin,
Mario wonder,
Breathe right strips and EDP455,
Obama’s gay lover,
Princess Jane’s AI movie and realaiconfessions,
Macro-rizzanomics,
The device that lets you watch Netflix in the car screen,
Roblox dating app and their many other weird plans,
Jimmy Fallon getting #metoo - ed and Strike Force Five,
Weird Chicklet MGTOW guy,
Being called a Redditor,
SBF being a pdf-file in jail,
Ukrainian soldiers are addicted to World of Tanks,
China’s Realistate gold dabloons,
Buying a Chinese ghost city,
Space lasers in Hawaii,
Teleporting vs holodeck,
Gooning in Holodecks,
Ep 116: Starfield Keeps Bimbofing Me and I've Had Enough
- Why we were late,
- Pronouns in star field and bimbofication of your character,
- Getting high and playing skyrim,
- Throwing up on a open mic night,
- Long ring long land,
- One piece live action,
- Becoming a pirate,
- Locusts and their swarming in Jurassic Park utilization,
- Jelly bean money,
- Tik Tok Investors,
- Liam Neeson air martial movie,
- Pedo class and financials in 4th grade,
- Neurolink monkey torture,
- Severance but only for toilet time,
- Cybertruck and why elon bought twitter
- The Saudi Prince helping you study
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Ep 115: Assigned Cop at Birth
- Phin is back!,
- Baulders gate vs honey pop,
- Asking for white in the bar,
- Fernology only works on cops,
- Asking what those kids are doing over there,
- Being a kind of cool mom,
- Big Bird winning Street Fighter at Evo,
- Big bird and our misunderstanding the challenger disaster,
- Fair White on Alex Jones,
- The Blindside being totally fake and evil,
- Attempting to watch moneyball,
- Boogie2988 saga catchup,
- Mail order brides,
- 90 day fiancé,
- Checking bags of Diet Coke,
- Woman makes her husband look away at the Florence Penh scenes in openhimer,
- Girl Math,
- Woman gets conned out of $10,000 from billy from stranger things,
- Neil DeGrass Tyson predicting the rapture
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Ep 114: Mr. Beast does not Recognize Taiwan
Investing in your education,
The upcoming recession and drug dealing though drop shipping,
People who need grades to function,
Jack buying a MvC 2 cabinet,
Game devs steal $300,000 of magic cards at Gen Con,
Lorecana launch,
Jackson leaving his cabinets open,
Drinking Huel,
Mr. Beast’s map mistakes,
Mr. Beast does not Recognize Taiwan but Supports the Taliban,
Weird techniques in speed runs,
IShowSpeed showing his member on stream,
Uber driver dealing Jack’s friend phone,
Fresh and Fit answering the JQ,
Anti semitic targeted ads,
The final professional Black face Makeup Artist,
Oppenheimer and war crimes,
Being pro sex scenes,
Rich Men North of Richmond and the Jeffy controversy.
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Ep 113: "God Doesn't play Dice" said Einstein cause he’s Racist
Skibidi toilet and scary stuff,
Jackson’s new place
CUT OUT at 5:00
Skibidi toilet putt putt hole,
Seed oil diets,
Old souls,
The movie “This Is Where I Leave You” being bizarre,
Killing of a sacred deer,
Old fake creatures in small town museums,
Guano miners,
Ky Cinat’s riot,
Trump trying to steer away from woke,
Twitter changing to X.com,
Weird sigma edits,
SoftBank CEO losing billions on the Vision fund and pizza vans,
Dock boat fight,
Becoming a shut in,
Dog chiropractor,
Being a mid evil soldier,
God not playing dice,
Ep 112: My TradCon Wife wont stop doing NPC TikTok Streams
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Ep 111: Tom Holland MUST get Backshots to Save the Multiverse ft. d0tbat
Check out d0tbat's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-3SY3sCT1DVTChf-BiI5Zg This week on an unfortnately Jackson-less episode:
- D0tbat appears!,
- Cracking down on horny AI,
- Amoranth AI chat bot,
- Parrots and AIs saying racist stuff,
- Tay AI going off the rails,
- Jonah Hill sells “complete unrelenting control” shirts,
- Chat GPT based to cringe meeter,
- ”The one piece is on epstiens Island”,
- Adrenichrome devil fruits,
- The death note sequel wi th trump
- 24 hours of Elon’s fortune,
- Live action death note’s one good scene and it’s reality manipulation,
- Rick and Morty in Deadpool 3,
- The Flash being the first blockchain movie,
- Tom Holland watching Zendaya getting railed,
- Tom Holland’s Spiderman intervention,
- The Pussy Posse Podcast,
- Adam22’s weird relationship with his GF,
- Being hyped about being a cuck,
- Reacting to pron,
- Trying to make Real estate porn at an open house,
- Brown bricks compound,
- The rock wanting to be in Deadpool 3,
- How the rock became Black Adam,
- Movies shifting paradigms,
- The Rock slipping drugs into drinks at Black Adam,
- Our across the spiderverse gripes,
- Removal of Reddit gold,
- and Spider-Man 2099 being wrong.
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Ep 110: Whales Doing Math
Bonjour pod lovers, this week we discuss:
- Podcast aliases,
- Jonah and Keke Palmer husbands being weird,
- Women and squid game 2,
- Idubbz losing 250k from Creator Clash 2,
- Boxers vs boxer briefs,
- Jerking it to Marilyn Monroe,
- The Idol being very embarrassing,
- Drake’s cringe poetry,
- Millie Bobby Brown being groomed by Drake,
- Hunter Biden bump in the White House,
- Egg man Sonic vore,
- Skullgirls going WOKE,
- Putt putt but with women,
- Pokémon forums immediately descending into chaos,
- Whales doing math,
- The ring but a podcast,
- Sexting with chat gpt,
- Pedo AI vs Killer AI,
- and a policule in a sh!t stained glass house.
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Ep 109: I'm not a Groomer, Just a Loser
Medium Drinking, The 4th of July, Wear houses and Jackson’s debt, Grand Turismo but with other games, Sports torture and American Gladiators, Colleen Ballenger Ukulele Apology, “I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser”, Shien trying to white wash their image,
Ep 108: Musk Vs Zuckerberg will End with a Dead Man
Hey ho, it's podcast time. This week we discuss:
- Ocean gate sub Titanic voyage,
- Bing joker mode on the titanic and laughing at tragedies,
- Cannibalism making you stronger,
- Step son asks OF model to sit on his face,
- Marriage or mortgage being infuriating and Ambient television,
- Wagner Coup,
- Turning our basement into outer heaven,
- Baby Gronk leading our child soldiers,
- RFK debating a scientist on Joe Rogan,
- The Flash being awful + slots,
- Multiverses being poison to general audiences,
- The new Kraven movie,
- Blue Marvel and secret invasion,
- and Zuck vs Musk: beat down of the century.
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Ep 107: Cargo Shorts Conceal Carry ft. Isom
American Boy,
Being birthers for random people,
Cargo shorts conceal carry,
Olympics jury duty,
Eddie the Eagle,
Megan the Stallion eating while watching anime,
Video games in real life (real),
Video games coming out of the TV,
Sonic Live,
The One Piece live action Netflix show,
The new Flash movie and Christopher Reeve’s macabre cameo,
Deep fake lies being the worse part,
Pokémon card crime spree,
Old people not understanding things,
Hating responsibly and the Idol controversy,
Cold calling podcasts,
Dream’s face devolving,
The subreddit backout,
White House kitties,
Anti Woke clothing line,
The great Isom rant,
Common app essay til toks,
and The great college scam
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Ep 106: Watching Hentai on the Apple Visions Pro
Pod? Cast.
- The third trimester of our podcast,
- Across the Spiderverse,
- Captain America murders and New World Order,
- Captain America: Jews,
- The office on peacock,
- Illegal streaming,
- Judging in UFC and Ice skating,
- Kids sports,
- Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?,
- Crispr-ing wide men,
- Our auto captions on our YouTube video,
- Lawyers listening to our pods,
- Ghetto g***ers,
- Bethesda,
- Mortal Kombat being gross,
- Spider-Man 2099’s ass,
- Watching hentai on the Apple Vision Pro,
- Jets drawing a Wang in the sky,
- Avatar Navi buttholes,
- And Star Wars TV shows
Ep 105: The Opaque Legality of Hermione in the Early Movies
Writers strike woes,
The Ultimatum dating show,
Mr. Beast box competition,
Our gameshow where it’s only Jack and Hermiones,
Jack’s trip to Italy,
Yummy pee water,
Chianti Classico wines being made as stupidly as possible,
Fransia being made in Italy,
How much Da Vinci sucks and the secret part of the Mona Lisa,
Jack’s sister reprimanding Italian teenagers,
Strawberry Vuse pods,
People commenting on Jack’s shirt,
and Taylor Swift dating Matty Healy being controversial
Ep 104: The Spirit of the Joker
Conner the classics major,
Bricks falling,
What was the eternals anyways,
Kang not returning to Marvel,
Cave dweller holocaust,
The holocaust being a classic,
Polybius,
Being the throat snake,
Gatekeepers remorse list,
Girl podcast vs conspiracy theories,
Non conventional news media,
Flat earth believers,
Agartha and Hitler,
Super Target,
Andrew Tate posting anime girl pictures,
Platforming Andrew Tate,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and old movies being terrible,
Matt Walsh’s What is a Woman,
My Gendas,
The idubbbz situation and growing out of content,
idubbbz’s one ring being the N-word and throwing that into the volcano,
Getting in on the ground floor of the BBP,
Emailing a pipe bomb,
What if interactive buddy was woke,
Non-binary Transformers,
Propagenda,
K!lling all P@do and confederate flag tee shirts,
Woman losing her baby stroller,
The golden compass’ quest to kill death,
Reincarnation and the Dhali Lamma making out with kids,
Fart Juice,
The Reverse Flash is played by Bill Cosby,
Going full joker mode with idubbbz,
and putting death row inmates on a podcast
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Ep 103: And then God Said, "No N-Words in Roblox"
Our writers being scabs,
Having structure to our podcast,
Jack’s fear of running into the “Impossible to Say” podcast’s Kat Wellington in Italy,
The Writers strike and Chat GPT writing shows,
Steven crowder’s releasing of all his wife’s medical documents like a psychopath,
Saving yourself for marriage and the first virgin president,
Utah’s ban on the Hub and Imgur shutting down NSFW content,
Far right tik toks and the heat death of media being react content,
Seasonal anime FOMO ruining our media consumption,
The Boba Felt TV show sucking,
Deep fake Luke Skywalker,
Matt Walsh being mad about violent video games,
The Roblox N word problem and the COD emblems,
Us trying date Bill Gate’s daughter,
NYC apartment but we furnish it will wall scrolls,
IRS tax agents,
Not mowing our lawn
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Ep 102: Steven Crowder’s Wife Can Just Get an Uber, Change My Mind
Our REAL opinion of our audience,
Getting vacuum sealed,
Giant hamster ball extreme sports,
vitruvian man hamster ball,
Weird emoji uses,
Offline tv,
Steven Crowder’s debate lording his wife over not getting the car,
Phin and Jack putting a bounty on Steven Crowder’s dog,
Retirement home horror movie,
Sam Hyde’s Fishtank being a waking nightmare,
Nicholas Rossi,
Faking your death,
Jack Halow’s “Gang Gang Gang” being a weird exploration of his terrible friends,
My boyfriend's cancer battle was ruining my mental health so I left him - now I'm running a marathon in his honour,
Metastasize,
Magic the Gathering Pinkerton Situation,
The great secret rare Pokemon card heist,
Jack and Jackson 12 angry men-ing the Pokemon factory stealing,
Jack going to a Pokemon tournament as a kid
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Ep 101: Conservative's answer to Bud Light - the “White is Right Claw”
We're back! This week we're discussing:
- Phin’s toes,
- Jonathan Majors drama,
- Tom Holland jerking off to Chadwick Bozeman,
- The Bud Light Dylan Mulvay controversy,
- Stock market dummies,
- Conservative Dads Ultra Right Beer,
- Bud Light’s “apology”,
- The White is Right Claw,
- Terrible mobile game ads,
- Andrew Tate’s Lunchbox Story,
- Take Cobra Comics being way too horny,
- Chess being a lot like Minecraft,
- The innocence club accepting Andrew Tate,
- Naruto eyes in the courtroom (mangekyou sharingan),
- Being a guy who sucks with a superpower,
- Our soundboard,
- 18th anniversary of the first YouTube video,
- Boning an elephant’s trunk,
- Monkey frog,
- Sydnee in the Sheets being over,
- Jack’s obsession with monster girls,
- Jack (extensively) detailing his top 10 hottest sonic characters,
- The Snow Plow Show,
- our shout outs of the week,
- And Mr. Beast’s gay conversion therapy.
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Ep 100: White Ladies Setting their Racism Trap Card
Reminiscing about all the pods that brought us here,
Jack quizzing the members on the titles of the podcasts,
Discussing WWII with all of our guests,
Tyler Dunbar recommending us movies,
Is only liking act one of movies,
Phin watches Love is Blind,
Jackson watching Milf Manor,
Asking the Mayor of Pakistan if they can watch Milf Manor,
White women controlling the election,
The “In Minecraft” defense not holding legal water,
The removal of online anonymity,
Being the town crier,
Dating sim where cute girl helps you file your irl taxes,
Jack’s pilates being ruined by 7 women booking their classes a month in advance,
Racism vs misogyny,
The podcast curing alzheimer's,
Justin Roiland being “innocent”,
Teenagers being into rice patty hats,
Black people enjoying eating corn starch with a spoon,
White people not being able to season chicken,
Kanpai anime convention billboard being in a sketch part of saddle creek,
Eating the starch on your dry-cleaning.
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Ep 99: Would you Date a Podcaster? Survey Says: No
The origin of the Brown Bricks name,
Out beef with Doug Walker aka the Nostalgia Critic,
Corn,
Buffets,
Helen Keller being a fake for her socialist teacher,
Our St Patty’s Day fun,
Naming 3 women we admire,
Business insider publishes a diary entry,
Studying a broad and pulling in other countries,
Would you date a podcaster NYT article,
Jewish men being unable to run,
Non binary bison,
The sexiest Ben 10 aliens,
The Ultimate Brown Bricks Podcast,
Ben RitTenhouse,
Jacks over eager censoring,
Anchor constantly updating us with their content guidelines,
Jack accidentally watching Joe Rogan,
Throwing up as a standup but,
Jack’s submission the biggest problem in the universe stinger contest,
Out biggest problems on our universes,
VR Cripples,
And being in our puns era.
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Ep 98: The Metaverse failed because it didn’t FEEL like you’re kissing Sonic
Our time in Vegas,
Bing AI telling people to leave their wives,
Browsers selling your informations,
Conservatives burning money with no way of recouping it,
Daily wire man selling chocolate,
9/11 and Disney channel,
Cyberchase still airing,
Antz,
Someone shooting themselves in front of us,
Heckling movies in front of the director,
The Metaverse is dead,
Feeling when your Sonics are kissing in VR,
Silicon Valley bank shutting down,
Using the life alert ambulance as an Uber,
Phin having a Mexican buddy,
Bar called thrive,
And Cyberchase on BBP.
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Ep 97: Would You still love this Podcast if it was 3 Worms? ft. Sydnee in the Sheets
Why we missed last week,
Food poisoning,
Doctors saying you’re cursed,
The Pikamae situation and the hate of tuber fans,
Streamers being very lame,
Dilbert man Scott Adams nuking his career,
Jackson looking like Pete Davison,
Her for She Hersheys women’s bar,
Candy not being a gendered thing and for girls vs for boys,
A girls version of our podcast,
Jack’s obsession with girly podcasts,
Commenting on Sydnee in the Sheets,
Funko pop landfill,
Long furbies and the old robot dogs at sharper image,
Trumps Freedom Cities and Flying Cars,
A drunk driving license,
Good public transit,
Trump in Palestine McDonalds,
Kid hall pass and the moral grey of pedo teachers,
Jack’s neighbor quarrel,
Z Cup shop teacher gets put on administrative leave,
Jack getting blackpilled,
Andrew Tate having lung cancer and our countdown to lung cancer,
Bass Pro Shop pyramid acknowledgment,
Taking down the mob in Vegas,
What we’d do for super powers,
The great “would you love me if I was a worm” debate,
Worm podcast.
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Ep 96: The First Fully AI Podcast ft. the Suggsverse
Our first fully AI bit thanks to d0tbat,
Dan AI chat GPT cheat,
Bloodr the vampire dating app,
Us talking about sissy hypnosis too much,
Conservatives and Tucker Carlson defending sissy hypnosis,
Kanye changing his name to Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West,
The great Chinese Spy ballon debate,
Chinese Trojan horse in the Macy’s day parade,
UFOs invading the USA,
We don’t know how flight works and finding that out,
The “culture” of the bird house living room,
Going to antiques road show with our food processor,
Antiques road show magic cards,
Magic the Gathering lore,
Suggsverse powerlevel debates,
Doing the pinky sploinky on God with your prayers,
Andrew Tate almost crying in prison,
The appealing life pf a prison girlfriend,
Kang and socialism in Quantumania,
Ant Man Quantumania being really dumb,
Ruling accent times with modern tech and trying to recreate mid anime,
Kang vs Thanos at a bar,
Why is Kang so mean?,
Guy clapping at the Flash trailer in my theater,
Jack watching the Atop the 4th Wall the movie,
SleepyCabin Rice Pirate Drama,
Shadman being Banksy,
We the best podcast
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Ep 95: Dating an AI Girlfriend Sounds Pathetic and Sad, but it’s Actually Real Cool
Episode 94: MGTOW Super Sayian
Pokémon deepfakes,
The Atrioc situation and parasocial relationships,
Atrioc Deepfaking Animals onto Porn,
Us doing a video podcast so people can deepfake us,
Beating off when you don’t want to,
The origin of candy crush,
The Chinese spy balloon,
Making a big paper airplane to pop the big balloon,
USA vs China wars,
People getting mad at Mr. Beast,
The horrible situation that is the live action Squid Game set,
What a USA version of squid game would look like,
SeathTheProgrammer’s weird takedown document,
Racism power scaling,
MetLife blimp vs Chinese spy balloon,
Chinese spy devices,
Omaha target almost shooting,
Pretending to be a girl on Omegle to catch predators,
Us group beating off on omegle but being very careful,
Rumpelstiltskin as a rumpleminz,
The Netflix film that used AI generated backgrounds,
Prosecuting “gateway crimes”,
Jack confronting a stupid thief,
ChatGPT making us a bit,
Blizzard vs Netease,
Guys fixing a coffee machine,
Utility of AI vs Cryptocurrency,
Tar Island MMO,
AI girlfriends and the controversy around AI Dungeon,
Jack’s problem with service workers,
Playground flirting and negging too hard,
MGTOW Super Sayian,
Goku meets Andrew Tate,
Putting all the pod money on brown,
and playing roulette on the big racist wheel.
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Episode 93: Star Wars X, but it’s just Jack and Phin F**king Padmé
Dear Brown Bricks Podcast:
- Our Doug Walker bamboozle,
- Not confronting allegations,
- Making a circa 2000s website,
- Making unrelated twitter and facebooks to shill our pod,
- The proportion of gay people buying bedazzled Starbucks cups,
- CEOs having two jobs,
- Service people being too nice,
- Jack almost dying while trying to evolve an Eevee,
- Having s@x with an old women hard to kill her to get her inheritance,
- Glass Onion discussion, People spitefully making money,
- People being in the villain era in 2023 doing school shootings,
- Jack getting his car towed and getting him wanting to get revenge,
- Tactical x abs ad, Having a crab that would eat all your dead skin,
- Hiring someone to pick out lice out of your hair,
- New breaking bad ad with popcorn,
- Maya Rudolph being the new M&M spokesperson,
- Cheeseburger sized M&Ms,
- Kanye’s comment’s on George Floyd,
- The fatality rate of fentanyl,
- fentanyl pokemon,
- Kirby’s stinky toes,
- Teenagers staying at retirement homes,
- Hardcore MMO players being in a retirement home,
- The logistics of a sponge bath,
- Guys stealing on Tik Tok and outrage bait,
- Jack bets the tootsie pop owl gives awful head,
- The intricate web of racial tension in the Star Wars universe,
- and our hypothetical Star Wars movie.
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Episode 92: Biden is using Sissy Hypnosis to turn the Centrists Trans
We're bricks, we're brown, and we're talking:
- New non gay M&Ms,
- The weird skittles homunculus,
- The orange M&M making us unformartable,
- GoDaddy and Hardys commercials,
- The great in and out debate,
- Secret menus being creepy pastas,
- Spiderman eating flies,
- Testing teacher engagement rings,
- Super powers being in a diamond ring,
- Sissy Hypnosis and how we’d use hypnosis,
- Biden using Sissy Hypnosis to turn the Centrist’s Trans,
- Grumpy Dumpies,
- sicilian husk meal prepping,
- WWE getting sold to Saudi Arabia,
- Captain Sissy and being a planeteer into your 30s,
- AI lawyers learning based of Suits,
- AI jurors trying to get out of jury duty,
- Marine corps beatig robots with metal gear solid tactics,
- Humungasaur’s c**k and duck consent,
- Franken-dick guy and c**k enlargements,
- Romance author fakes her own death,
- Curk Cobain going back and making a nightmare channel,
- Ballon Boy being a hoax but maybe not,
- Rodger Ebert being critical of movies not having hot babes in it,
- Cinema Sins being over it,
- Cinema Sins sinning drive throughs,
- Making an AI podcast,
- Why companies have company newspapers,
- And a return to the corpwars but for candy.
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Episode 91: Please Clap
This week on a pod with a long lost member we call Tej, we discuss:
- MLK day and stopping the MLK assassination,
- Getting a tattoo at the tattoo convention,
- Face tattoo of you beating off,
- Office Christmas parties,
- Co workers being really into 88 tactical,
- Nazi imagery being like weird my little pony body pillows,
- Pedo dog whistles and calling themselves cartographers,
- Chipotle logo being the nambla logo,
- Andrew Callaghan allegations and channel 5,
- Andrew Callaghan hitting on women for his next channel 5 segment,
- Final interviews of great people being done by children,
- Guacupy Burrito street,
- The big burrito child meal,
- Justin Rolland domestic charges and the internet’s reaction to them,
- Mindy Kaling Velma show being awful,
- George Santos being “jew-ish” and lying about being gay,
- Uploading to YouTube again,
- Nostalgia critic getting the big burrito,
- Us doing a terrorism,
- Please clap,
- Internet litterers,
- Commenting on Sydnee in the Sheets with cryptic messages,
- Minecraft Diamond pick up lines,
- Kanye’s making a ship to “find the mysteries of the world”,
- The hollow earth, 6 million ancient vampires and zyclon-g,
- Boning a furry at the Christmas party,
- Fire Navi and Phin’s indifference,
- Avatar world in the animal kingdom,
- Putting cum in a caterpillar chrysalis,
- and a Cum sensor Pokémon evolution.
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Episode 90: Emily in Paris is an Isekai for White Women
This week some guys discuss:
- Podcaster beefs,
- Call me daddy drama,
- Jack watches Emily in Paris,
- Emily in Paris is an isakai for white women,
- Emily in parrots,
- Chilling with my ninja’s T-shirt,
- Fake crime podcast,
- True grime podcast,
- Fetishes in the olden times,
- Discussing birdhouse’s interior decorating,
- Fedora vs trilby,
- Doing real wrestling moves on one another,
- The worst way to go,
- 5 shadowing and leaking manga spoilers,
- Andrew Tate thinking prison is a hustlers paradise,
- Monkey Onlyfans and chimps drinking power aid,
- Amazon prime ape,
- Wasting senzu beans on hangovers,
- People mad that Ellie from the last of us tv show isn’t hot,
- More Pokémon boning talk and the Hatterene dilemma,
- Feeding animals rumpleminz and tums,
- Going to a kids b day party as an adult,
- Fighting kids with cancer,
- Lex Friedman’s book a week list,
- Jojo music knowledge,
- Why Jack doesn’t share his music tastes with people,
- Talking to door guys at the bar,
- Dressing up as yugi for your whole birthday month,
- and A lion vs predator.
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Episode 89: 1.4 Million Frogs and Badonkadogs
Happy New Year brickers! This new year was started off right with the guys discussing:
- 2012 and conspiracy theories,
- The great podcast war and us doing a true crime podcast,
- New Years misadventures at the bar,
- Ruth-kanda forever,
- New Years Resolutions,
- Podding even harder,
- Pirates vs Pilates,
- Getting up before 12,
- JC Penny advertising being boots on the ground,
- Linkedin profiles being scams,
- 1.4 million frog army,
- Walking a fly,
- Kafka’s metamorphosis being pretty cool,
- Andrew Tate getting arrested and being a terrible role model,
- Pizza payday loans,
- The controversial payday loans cap,
- Lay-away alcohol and defaulting on debt,
- Car payments for big trucks,
- BMW standing for Big Mexican Woman,
- What Would You Do at the bar,
- “Swing on me” guys,
- Megan Markle and the South African prince,
- Government issued crypto tokens that expire,
- One of our friends keeping a junky in their trunk during a high school basketball game,
- Being charged with man slopper,
- 8th degree manslaughter,
- Badonkadog,
- Henry Cavill being a based misogynist,
- The Warhammer 40k series,
- Emailing a pod your nudes.
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Episode 88: The Polar Lolita Express
Ho Ho Ho, merry Bricksmas everyone! On our 3rd annual nogcast we discuss:
- Getting a prostitute for Christmas,
- The gifts that give us ptsd,
- Meeting Santa for the first time,
- Santa’s opinions on Jews,
- Being Jewish on the Polar Express and the Problems with the Polar Express,
- The Polar Lolita Express,
- The Japanese polar express and bullet trains,
- The news paper but porn,
- The Snowman being a creepy metaphor,
- Snowman building a snow-dick and being r**ped by an English snowman,
- Oscar the grouch in the winter,
- Ben Shapiro with lithium batteries,
- 127 hours with blue chew,
- A troll dick pill,
- Wild chill being the only reason people get cold,
- Outside hot tubs and Chlorine burns from being dirty,
- The great goggle debate,
- The power to ice skate and “man” super heroes,
- Getting a bat in the house,
- Bee keepers vs bee givers vs beak eeper,
- Skipping the 13th floor and the 88th episode,
- Home alone-ing a ghost,
- Destroy Build Destroy Lego sets,
- Jack’s dad getting mad at him for wanting a poly pocket house,
- Playing finance man,
- Getting your gifts stolen,
- Magic playing dads,
- Trump challenges,
- Eminem x Rick collabs and Rick playing yugioh,
- The great Ai Art Justin Roiland debate,
- AI rappers being racist,
- N word by proxy,
- Black vocaloids and black anime characters,
- And is getting our brown bricks gifts.
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Episode 87: No, The Avatar Aliens aren’t Gonna F**k You
If the title is true, then Jack challenges his fate. Also I know they're called the Na'vi you nerd. While we talk about that, we also talk about:
- Reading emails,
- Podcast insurance,
- 88 tactical in Omaha,
- Turning the world into mad max,
- The downfall of Elon Musk,
- Elon’s desperate need for validation,
- Liam’s floor tums and designing your room for women,
- DDLG and Jackson,
- Eating blueberries at Pokemon locals,
- The great blueberry supermarket grift,
- Supermarket security,
- The vitamin that can kill you,
- All coom diet,
- Watching Avatar: the way of water high,
- Space whalers in Avatar,
- Having functionally immorality in DBZ,
- How hot/not hot the Avatar aliens are,
- The Avatar video game,
- The Japanese alien race,
- The Japanese were invented by Walt Disney in order to get young people addicted to porn,
- Avatar SFM and James Camren making Avatar Porn,
- The Navi stealing too many blueberries,
- The new richest man in the world: Bernard Arnault being a tumblr poster,
- Tesla’s negative impression score,
- Trump trading card NFTs,
- Annoying Orange slander,
- Biting into an orange and it’s filled with cum,
- Mori Calliope’s new album Sinderella,
- Yugo getting fired from Nijisanji,
- Logan Roy from Succession stealing blueberries,
- and Rich people negotiation tactics.
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Episode 86: Pokemon Pickup Lines Work Every Time
Were back and better than ever! Well not exactly, some of use got our asses beat last night, but the podcast rests for no one. This week we discuss:
- Phin getting beat up at the bar,
- No Muslims allowed food cart,
- Us helping out Kanye on the Alex Jones interview,
- The Tim Pool Kanye interview and him being a grifter,
- Conservatives not being able to produce anything of value,
- The Gay Awards and no hands cumming being the soul food of the gay community,
- Crash bandicoot trying to no hands cum on stage,
- Different pube colors,
- Renaming our pod to “Kill Fuck Bitch Shit”,
- Elon Musk tweeting out: “what will the world look like in 88 years”,
- The work life of Jack and power bi problems,
- Phin touching our old friend’s girlfriend’s tits,
- Pokémon pickup lines,
- Belenciaga bdsm teddy bear,
- The origin of the Star of David,
- Interning at the boys love association,
- The Hub player being messed up,
- ForlornHub,
- The great RegiIce debate,
- XBox vs Sony over the activation acquisition,
- SBF fumbling his way through PR and playing Leauge at Bronze 3,
- Jackson and Jack making fun of drunk guys,
- Jack’s elevator snot story,
- Timothy Chalemot cumming in his pants then killing himself,
- Doing twins,
- and There’s no vape in team.
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Episode 85.8: Birth by 9/11 - A Fragmentary Gay Jordan Peterson
This week on the podcast we relive some of the best recent brown bricks moments! Listen it was either another clip show or nothing. In the past we discussed:
- Dominos/Little Cesar's conjoined pizza places,
- Shinzo Abe's shooting and mass shootings in general,
- Gay Jordan Peterson,
- Not being able to pull without a law,
- Jane Goodall waning to screw monkies,
- Us getting on the next Andrew Tate train,
- Brown Bricks University,
- How 9/11 REALLY happened,
- Making a dad rug heirloom,
- the BeReal dick pic collective,
- and the age of consent after the Thanos snap.
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Episode 85: Ethics of Reverse Animorph Sex
Our email situation (brownbrickspodcast@gmail.com),
The logistics behind 9/11,
The 8th reick,
Mtn dew killing your sperm count,
Changing the color of your cum,
Instagram onesies and the Snuggie,
Not being able to drink at the World Cup,
Old Rupleminz ads with a hot chick riding a polar bear,
Goblins playing football,
The UFC of sports,
Crying while MMA fighting,
Hive: the twitter killer,
The established titles scam and people over reacting,
The Quartering’s wife,
The queen of Canada and the age of consent,
Irys’ new model,
The trope of a guy dying and coming back as a dog,
Reverse Animorphs,
Hooters NIL deals,
The beer cart girl being the platform in golf,
Rumpleminz as crack,
Morphine,
Hating the “I need you to be the type of guy who says “I made plans here at 7 I’ll pick you up””,
Real doll onlyfans,
Carpet matching the drapes,
Smell-o-vision,
The red scare,
Cooking for one and making your own roommates,
A D5 baby,
The Chris Benoit and junior sayo cte,
and Backyard wrestling deaths.
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Episode 84: Bar Mitzvah-mon
Pokémon scarlet and violet giving Jack headaches,
Pokémon incorporating a Star of David on the back of a Pokémon: bar mitzvah-mon,
Is twitter dead?
The downgrade in quality in Pokémon games,
How f**kable are the new Pokémon starters?,
The new cum type in Pokémon,
The Pokémon trading card game bringing back exs,
SBF sex tape ft. The brown bricks podcast,
New York doing an oral retelling of our podcast,
The purpose of an alarm,
Ed Sheeran being in Pokémon,
The Jesus Plumber doing standup,
Millionaire contract plumbers,
LeBron constantly lying,
The origin of the Roblox oof noise hbomberguy vid and Tommy Tallarico,
The Roblox capitalist dystopia,
The famous Roblox rant,
Walmart land in Roblox,
Jackson and Jack making Roblox games,
The reason we haven’t been reading emails,
Buttholes, elephants, and pizza,
KFC commemorating Kristallnacht,
Lex Friedman having a billionaire crying on his pod,
Becoming a billionaire,
Shitting on Chamath Palihapitiya,
Making a massive warhammer diorama,
Rebuilding the World Trade Center just to have a 9/11 2,
Gary Vee tech,
Protecting Abortion and outlawing flavored vapes had the same voters in California,
Almost being the generation that got smoking to zero,
the Game Awards nominating Sifu for best fighting game,
Marvel Snap being shitty,
and Dream facing 5 hunters.
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