But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas
By Vince Nicholas
But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince NicholasOct 24, 2023
Goofy refused to serve us food, we didn't shower, Carolyn walked into a pole, and TSA confiscated my protein bar
also, do you tip your hotel chambermaid?
Disneyland: The happiest and most expensive place on earth!
And the Star Wars cafe sucked! Plus, the rides we loved and the rides which sucked.
Disneyland or burst (that was a Perfect Strangers reference)
BGB is the new GTL
Disneyland is greedy and we can't wait go
My mom wanted to grill up carne asada in the hotel room
Nail polish made in Poland would be called Polish Polish
Ouch! but i aint bleed
I should've lied to the post office lady
Amazon Prime is next day delivery, Neighbour Prime is 5 day delivery!
Am I the a--hole for eating an apple in bed in the middle of the nite?
Run a mile?, Trader Joe's Kimbap review, and why isn't there a 5 second interval windshield wiper speed?
Carolyn's Book Club, The Red Door, and apples are just a giant berry
And, do apples belong in the fridge?
We found a hair in our scoop of ice cream; we kept eating it
also, lettuce don't belong on no panini!
Campfire stories with Camp Counselor Carolyn
The kids built a fort, tried to start a fire, and perhaps got a lil' musty
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My life as a single dad for 5 days and 4 nites..
i ain't makin' no half of no bed!
Carolyn the Camp Counselor
what if Amanda and Sarah start throwing hands??
We ate at that restaurant inside Ikea and the breakfast sucked but the meatballs were guud
The Stockholm salad seemed insensitively named.
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Men who don't go grocery shopping with they womenz
Women be shoppin'!
It was A Tale of 2 Carne Asadas
It was also the final stop on the 3 city domestic tour of spreading my dad's ashes.
You call that turbulence?
do you like seeing the pilot or nah?
Should we eat pork which expired over 2 weeks ago?
spoiler alert: we don't, we won't. and i talk about my 3 part lie.
Ped Eggs & Blates: The Secrets to a Happy Marriage
Walrus versus Human
What does 40% chance of rain mean any dang way?!
Yes, my name is Shince.
Follow me on my day off which includes a dentist appointment and breaking a porcelain bunny
It's a jolly holiday with you Buuuurrrrtttttt
Carolyn drank wine at 10am (at least it was a saturday?)
ain't no party like a unit 1 party cuz a unit 1 party don't STOP!
The burnt cheeseburgers incident (An addendum)
Our favorite Trader Joe's products
I read Bobby Brown's memoir so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway)
Bobby B has led an amazing and tragic life
The appliances that tear our love apart
What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.
Eating our wedding cake 1 year after our wedding and we don't need no brain cells (An addendum)
KFC offers a $56 meal featuring 16 chicken tenders plus, we have wanderlust..
Inhaling helium, eating donuts in the backseat of a Kia, and tea with Drew Barrymore
Your Keto Casserole of Lies
Ethan Costanza (An Addendum)
Guys who still live in the same town they went to high school in and have never lived anywhere else
Ethan: The Series Finale (7 weeks after the pilot aired)
Fake Kitchen Tile Backsplash Backlash
Remember decorating your Trapper Keeper with stickers?
Dead Poets Society - West Sacramento chapter
An Ode to Reading and An Ode to (our dumb annoying cat) Frankie Blue Nicholas
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Carolyn is our Little Library's official unofficial librarian
We watched Saltburn so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway unless you're our moms)
Jimboy's is dang near perfection (Our review)
and jack in the box tacos are good crap
I ate keto at McDonald's and it was guuud
Also, Ronald McDonald is out here charging $3 for 2 slices of tomato
Our 3rd Last Hurrah (our New Year's Eve recap)
Also, Lennox was gifted a $400 hoodie!!
Hey kids, can I tell you about George Michael? (Our Christmas recap)
Also, we're in a bone-in ham family now
A Very Merry 3 Kielbasa Christmas
and has our neighbour been faking her scottish accent?
I went to The Habit by myself and ate 2700 calories and spent $31 (My review)
The Naughty & Nice Neighbor List
NO BLUEBERRY LEMON LOAF FOR YOU!!!
Panda's new Chili Crisp Shrimp is guuud
On Thanksgiving we got $78 worth of food at Jack in the Box and we have zero regrets
but we had a $15 off coupon okay, mom?!
We opened Lennox's Christmas present 6 weeks early then wrapped it back up
Also, we put our xmas tree up on Nov 9.. was that too early?
Our Metro PCS sales lady wasn't evil she was just dumb
She wrote in pink ink!
Carolyn defaced public property and won't 'fess up
I took Lennox and his friend to a college football game - we left at halftime
I got Lennox a free electric scooter by whining, complaining, and lying
We also got flu shots and went to a wedding party with an open bar
We went to Les Mis and I told a foot tapper behind me to STOP IT twice
We ate Domino's crappy pasta so you don't have to
Carolyn did a bang, Vince did a bang bang