Trivial Trials
By Jack Gardner Vaa, Sebastian Hendra and Raghu Kesavan
Trivial TrialsOct 29, 2018
Trial 38 - Ms Welsh Wiggeldybottom versus Gulag Ronnie
Trivial Trials has rebranded to the name it always should have been! Jack recounts sexy childhood trauma, Sebastian reads out a doozy, and Raghu dissects us as always.
Listener Story 2: Plaintiffiny
The Trivial Trial returns, with the help of one of our many loyal listener.
Episode 37 - Bob Dylan versus The Indian Bureaucrat
Oh my days! It's us! Back! Jack does Bob Dylan, Raghu does his best story ever (in my opinion, not that it matters), and Sebastian judges the balls off of us
Episode 36 - Dog People versus Jack's Hate Crime
Pucker up! The Trivial Trial is in session once more, with Raghu taking to the role of judge like a duck to water, or Jack to the idea of an attack on one of his best friends. Sebastian debuts Sappho, who will soon be his replacement in the Very Real Court, just as soon as she finishes law school. And if you are listening to this on Spotify, we think (?) you can now vote on who you think deserves to win the episode?
Episode 35 - Gay Speed Dating versus Roy Keane
And so, another episode dawns upon us. Jack does the worst job of all time being a judge, Sebastian regales us with a delightful tale about something or other, and Raghu predicts the World Cup winners.
Episode 34 - Profane Munchkin versus Divorced Architect
AKA The Spicy Butter Waffle Episode. Sebastian returns to his rightful place as court judge, sniffing out justice to his heart's content. Raghu's velvety tones take on a lactose quality, while Jack Vaa is actually from, like, Denmark? In case you didn't know?
Episode 33 - The Return of the Trivial Trial
With new and improved microphones, and outdated and degrading perceptions of life, the Boys are Back for Season 4 of the best barely listened to podcast of all time. With Raghu acting as a cutting judge, Jack freaks out about his hair and Sebastian throws one of his slaves under the bus. Some things never change.
Episode 32 - The Queen versus Tony Gardner versus Botw
Episode 31 - Double Decker Sonnets versus Greta Thunberg's Enemies
In this weeks jaunt, Sonnet-composing Sebastian cannot stop bloodcurdlingly laughing at describing the death of his enemies, Article-Reading Raghu reads an article and Beautiful-Face-Haver Jack does very little apart from keeping this ship afloat as usual.
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Episode 30 - Dame Helen Mirren versus Sun Heathens versus The Whistle Song
Forget Netflix and Chill. Its all about Podcast n' Tonsilblast now mf-ers
In our THIRTIETH episode (look how far we have come, look what we have ACHIEVED), we invite Dame Helen Mirren or Judy Dench or whatever into the studio to talk about Library Creatures, then Raghu goes on another semi-comprehensible rant about the sun before Jack whacks out his strings and makes you listen to him for 4 minutes straight because he can do what he wants.
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Episode 29 - Interchangeable Sexbot Humanoids versus The Doyen of Dyspepsia
This week, Sebastian loquaciously looks at lots of little crimes located at a lesbian-free Lebanese wedding, Raghu cynically castigates the curmudgeons who cant click "Cant Go" to his carouses (causing credible crossness) and Jack spends too much time writing the description as usual.
Episode 28 - Demonic Leprechaun versus Italian Tinklers
In this episode, we Blow and Tell, we discuss mental health kind of, and most importantly we explain why Italy sucks donkey balls.
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Episode 27 - Sir Prancelot of Gardnershire versus Tennis Karen
This week we discuss very important things like how to punish pregnant women and how being told to not watch sports is like farting in a room full of people. And if that isn't new and improved then I don't know what is.
Jack embodies a new character because character and prop comedy are two noble arts, Raghu writes a story (new and improved) and Sebastian returns as the Gay Judge.
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"Best" of Series 2
In anticipation of the release of SERIES 3 of Butterflies on the Wheel, we have put together our fav stories from the last series and serialised them into this serial thing. Its funny. Listen to it and tell us how excited you are for Series 3.
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Thanks for waiting and love you all lots and lots!
Episode 26 - Trivial Gyminal vs Racial Profiling Vol. II vs NME Enemies
In the LAST EPISODE OF THE SERIES (don't cry we will be back, maybe probably), we invite on Astrology Guru Caroline "Caz" Elms as she shares the furious anger that has been bubbling up inside her for the last 10 years. WELCOME TO THE CLUB BABE. Jack discusses seeing an actual real-life up close anus, Raghu gets drunk again and Sebastian shouts at Raghu in a way that I, at least, find hilarious.
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Episode 25 - Homophobes versus Nazis
In the penultimate episode of the Series (thank Gaya), the gang finally start getting into some real gosh darn issues. Finally, the eternal question gets answered: who is better? Nazis or Homophobes? Also featured-- Raghu cry-laughs at a South African accent, Jack finds and loses his zen and Sebastian tells us the right way to pronounce "cum" (why is he the expert on this all of a sudden?)
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Episode 24 - GLASTO SPECIAL: Bad Anus Aimers versus Brandon Flowers versus Sigrid's "Fans"
Welcome to the most accessible episode yet, where we discuss our recent foray to Glastonbury Festival. Jack, Raghu and the other one are joined this week by Rebecca, who is Jack's soon to be ex-fiancee. As all fiancees eventually become. This week, bad anus aimers, The Killers and Stubby-fingered 20-something year old males.
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Episode 23 - Poopy Crimes (Vol. 2) versus Ryanair
The gang (not Jack) gets very drunk as the episode goes on. Raghu actually cant remember the episode being recorded.
Sebastian attacks his family YET AGAIN. Raghu writes his second story in 2 episodes down, wow that holiday did him good, and Jack tries and fails to stop the ship from sinking.
Episode 22 - Pharmabro versus Rhinoceroses
Jack gets literally robbed. Raghu invents the Vent Diagram and Sebastian robs Jack. Jack is a martyr.
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Episode 21 - Do you evena lifta bro? versus Hooter Pooter.
On blast this week -- Extinction Rebellion, Gyms, Ancient Greece and some other stuff and stuff.
Episode 20 - Mr Crabapple Official D-hole versus An Innocent Bystander
Jack hosts for the second time in two weeks because there was an episode recording that messed up in between this. Apologies for the lack of continuity. As if any of you notice... Raghu lets out his pent up rage RE: visas (again), Sebastian again attacks the innocent and Jack is funny and beautiful as per usual.
Episode 19 - The Weasleys versus Counter-culture-vultures
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Episode 18 - Nine-hundred Year Old Lizard versus The Buttertones
In this week's episode, Sebastian commits patricide (is that a thing?), Jack relives the trauma of going to a bad gig and Raghu discovers that the best way to decide legal cases such as this is through the noble art of tallying.
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Episode 17 - A Fat Guy on a Plane versus A Fat Guy on a Plane
Sebastian has a wet dream as his fat phobia is allowed to flourish freely in this week's ep. (He's only this way because he was fat when he was younger-- swipe right on his Facebook profile 5 times and you'll see).
Raghu is so unwell that you have a danger of becoming infected just by listening to this recording.
Jack is fantastic as ever, no-one ever reads the episode description, especially not Sebastian and Raghu so yeah, Jack is wonderful, fantastic and the brains behind this operation. And beautiful.
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Episode 16 - Your Mum versus Shaquille O'Neal
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Episode 15 - Versace versus Profiling
Episode 14 - The Von Crapp Family versus A Tasty Italian Dish
Listener's Story #1 - Series 2 Promo
"Best" of Series 1
In anticipation of our BRAND NEW SERIES 2, we have gathered together some of our favourite bits of the first series to quench your thirsty af ears.
ALSO I know how I said "British Comedy Awards" but what I meant was "British Podcast Awards", I'm a total moron.
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Episode 13 - The Ten Commandments versus White Van Men
In the LAST EPISODE of the series, Sebastian continues to be biblical in his fury and punishments, Raghu wonders at British road features and Jack abuses his "power". MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, SEE YOU FOR THE NEXT SERIES IN 2019!!!
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Episode 12 - Sainsbury Susan versus Gammon Man
In this week's ep, Raghu saves the planet, Jack makes a touching tribute to Stan Lee by introducing a new superhero (Gammon Man) and Sebastian takes on the role he was born to play: Queen Judge.
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Episode 11 - The Thin Man versus Soviet Body Sculptor
In this episode, the universally hungover #clique stumble their way through. Raghu makes his mother ashamed, Jack recalls love lost (14 years ago) and Sebastian offends half the population of the planet -- including his co-hosts.
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Episode 10 - Jack versus Rebecca versus Fake News versus Protestants
In this week's episode, Rebecca (Jack's long-suffering girlfriend) makes the first ever guest appearance of the podcast! Raghu attacks #FakeNews, Sebastian opens up the schism between Catholics and Protestants and Rebecca breaks up with Jack.
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