Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we visit the local belfry to meet with Zander (@awfullysinister) to talk about the good ol' goth scene, tasty Twitter memes, curating the perfect playlist (check out the Goth Bimbo Playlist on Spotify!) astral projection, and what it's like to DJ to a crowd of undead underlings! UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD!

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we've been granted access to speak with The BlackCraft Cult King, Bobby Schubenski (BlackCraft Cult) to talk about BlackCraft Cult (like, duh) KISS, pro wrestling, rock and roll NFTs, Doug Bradley's pointy head, ghostly out-of-body experience and how one-hundred measly bucks transformed into an evil rock and roll t-shirt EMPIRE! Hail to the BC Cult King, baby! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we unmask the Diabolical Doodler himself, Matthew Skiff (@thew) to talk about diabolical doodling (duh!) monster cereals, bad girl NFTs (what the hell is that?) the never-ending search for Ecto Cooler, the art of napping, and the glory of Taco Bell! Unmasked and unplugged for one night only, let's RIFF WITH THE SKIFF! Enjoy! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we get down to business with "Spooky Professional" Heather Taylor (BeforeTheCoffin) to talk about life as a mortician (the real deal!) facial reconstruction (we told you she was the real deal!) attending Tom Savini's special effects art school, how "Harold and Maude" is the best SFX movie ever, and what happens to your body...BEFORE THE COFFIN! See you on the other side!

⚰️ CHECK OUT HEATHER: https://www.beforethecoffin.com/

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we ride some gnarly brainwaves with Joe Whiteford (Harley Poe, Calibretto) to talk about The Great Giggling Ghost, weirdo art, his undeniable love for Weezer, the Calibretto/Calabrese Connection, Pumpkinhead spiced lattes ('tis the season!) and so much more! SURF'S UP!

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we chill with Baltimore's Most Wanted, Alex Hagen (Ravagers & RMBLR) to talk about the infamous RAKE WITCH incident, Guardians of the Galaxy, cold cheeseburgers from Mickey D's, the use of practical effects in music videos, his big college art brain (ya think ya some kinda hotshot, pal?) and so much more!

Sit back, relax, and prepare for the ultimate Baltimore brain-blast with tonight's show! You ever see Scanners? That's gonna be YOU!  

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we rumble with Kevin & Dylan (Reckless Ones) to talk about worshipping at the feet (paws?) of the Stray Cats, the wonderful world of Japan, the King of Rock & Roll, and...the existence of those funny little space-man aliens? Hey daddy-o, NOW we're talkin'! Roll up your sleeves and slick back your hair, ya squares! We're gonna rock this town INSIDE OUT! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we meet up with MADI DANGER to talk about the complexities of buying a hearse, building your own coffin (because vampires!) her absolute batty amount of obsolete media (LaserDisc, 8-track, VHS, etc.) the 1994 film/goth-gasm known as THE CROW...and so much more! Grab your clove cigarettes and black fishnets...we're going to the cemetery! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with fellow vampire, Eric Jones (Monster Tease) to talk about his passion for Rob Zombie (that's Mr. Robert Zombie to you, pal) his secret FIEND-ship with Dos Feratu, the sinister SCREAM franchise, massive body tattoos, and so much more! You'll never grow old, dear viewers, and you'll never die. But first you must feed! ENJOY! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with Portland's very own King Goblin, SEAN ÄABERG (Goblinko) to chat about all things WEIRD! Anton LeVey, The Ramones, Warhammer, Dr. Demento, and so much more! Take a seat at the buffet of buffoonery, it's time to feast! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with the Maestro of Magic, Ladee Danger (The Command Zone) to conjure up what is best in life: "Family Guy" impressions, Nicolas Cage, Post Malone, being a vampire, and Mega-Ultimate Halloween Watch Lists! Time to enter the Thunderdome, foolish mortals! Let's get BEWITCHED! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with our undead outlaw brother, Lyle Blackburn (Ghoultown, creepy cryptozoology expert) to chat about the mysteries of the world! We discuss monster hunting, working with Elvira (YEE-HAW!) the birth of Ghoultown, and drinkin' with the living dead! How many shots ya want, pal? Thirteen? Saddle up, buckaroos, it's time to hit that ol' dusty trail of death! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we rock and roll with Jarvis Leatherby (Night Demon, Hybrid Moments, Cirith Ungol, Iron Grip) to chat about all things heavy metal, paranormal experiences from Hell, and his secret horror-punk past. Light up your Beelze-bong, watch, and enjoy! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we blast off with William Gould (CREEPER & SALEM) to chat about his possible alien abduction, AFI's ever changing hair styles, horror punk roots, and the perfect route to explore the vast and wide lands of Disney. Beam us up, Willy!  

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Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we vamp it up with the Queen of Cats, Missy Sahagun (MANKU GEAL) to talk about her new vampire film, APPETITE FOR SIN, her cat sanctuary/kingdom, the sweet taste of blood (whoa!) and three INSANE ghost stories to make you jump out of your skin! Pull up a coffin and make yourself comfortable...IT'S BLOODSUCKIN' TIME! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we visit Camp Crystal Lake to sit down with the greatest Jason of all Jasons, Jason V (THE JASONS) to pick his monster brain about Friday the 13th (duh), Johnny Ramone jeans, demon possession, trying to get sued by LITERALLY ANYONE, Judge Dredd comics, and how crocs are the true hockey mask of leisure footwear! Happy trails, summer campers! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we have an offer you can't refuse! Calabrese sits down with The GOTHFATHER, Dusty Gannon (Vision Video) to goof and laugh about the wonderous world of GOTH, new music, ghosts, TikTok, cooking, makeup, and a whole lotta vampire stuff! Bada bing, bada boom! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with the "Creepy Calvin Klein" of horror, Neil Preston Autry (WESTERN EVIL, @neil_diemond) to chit-chat about true crime (the Zodiac Killer!) harnessing the power of "Macho Man" Randy Savage through telekinesis, Danzig's vampire-western epic, and Elvis Presley's dirty underwear! Saddle up, cow-dudes - THE WILD WEST AWAITS! 

Tonight on the Calabrese Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sat down with the original wildman, Lance Inkwell (Hour of the Wolf, Lance Inkwell Studios, Cuphead) to gab about life (what a joke!) Halloween, gas station coffee, the sophisticated art of cartooning, the history of Hour of the Wolf...and a mind-blowing ghost story! Cover yourself in blood and get yourself a bowl of sugary cereal...it's time to kneel before the King of Cartoons! 

We chilled out with our resident rocker chef, Nick Rossi (3TEETH, Combichrist, New Years Day, Frankie + The Studs, etc.) to vibe about the art of slow cooking, insane salsa bars, delicious ghost stories...and more! Pull up a drum throne and crank up those crock pots...it's time to roast with THE ROSSI! 

Sunglasses off and howling in the night, we joined the pack with Beast Master,  Gabe Franco (Unto Others) to talk about the difficult task of changing your band name, deep diving into full discogs to find hidden rock gems, and learning the beastly art of the grunt/howl...from a video game! WOOF! 

Hallelujah, my dudes! We recently received Communion at the Church of Chaz Costello (Choir Boy, Human Leather, Sculpture Club, Baby Ghosts, etc.) to talk about his obsession with VHS, owning multiple restaurants, Harry Potter houses...and so much more! Praise be to our patron Saint of Dreamy Post-Pop Punk! AMEN! 

We recently ordered some Chinese takeout with Jason Corbett (ACTORS, Jacknife Sound) and while we feasted on noodles and maggots in the Cala-Cave, we dove headfirst into Jason's time-honored tradition of combining human blood with vinyl records, embracing the darkness, transcendental mediation, and the ultimate 80's vampire movie duo: The Lost Boys and Near Dark! DIG IN!

We sat down with the master of mischief, Vincent Segretario (WINGTIPS) to talk about his love for musicals, discovering new wave through Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, his giant horror VHS collection...and so much more! Time to "cross the line" into this young maestro's mind!

Unmasked and ready to rage, Gwarsenio Hall (Two Minutes To Late Night) is here to bring his very own brand of musical joy and laughter to the Calabrese Manor! Hm, what to talk about in this episode? Perhaps Danzig? Like, TONS of 'Zig talk! But don't fret, dear listener! We also dig six feet deep into Gwarsenio's very own haunted house, his wild TikToks, and his illegally downloaded Calabrese CD from back in the ancient times! Hot topics, indeed! Get yourself a plastic tarp 'cause shit is gonna get crazy! 

We opened up the cage to let loose the wicked wildcat, Vince Monster (REBEL CATS) to talk about covering his body in tattoos, choosing rock 'n' roll over cartoons, and his insatiable love of PARTYING! Big Cat is on the prowl and ready to rage! ME-OW! 

We sat down with our favorite lycanthropic cult leader, Alex Story (DOYLE & CANCERSLUG) to talk about the not-so-innocent brutality of the animal kingdom, near death stage performances, grave robbing (for real!) and the mutual addiction to Super 7/Shogun Warriors shared between two rock and roll bands. Lock up your doors and bust out those silver bullets...the moon is full and The Wolfman is on the PROWL!

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We summoned forth the Duo of the Damned, Joel and Luis (TWIN TRIBES) to talk about dead flowers, Satanic possession, life as a goth in the desert...and the importance of a wickedly-cool dangly earring! Light up those incense sticks and grab the closest box of red wine...it's time to join the party!

We took court with the Duke of Spook, Wednesday 13 (Murderdolls, Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, Gunfire 76, etc.) to talk about his insane UHF/Pee-Wee's Playhouse monster show, near-death ghost story...and ALICE FRIGGIN' COOPER. Get yourself a big bowl of Frosted NECROFLAKES 'cause it's time to enter the NECROPHASE!

In this blood-soaked episode of the Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we sit down with Steve Zing (Samhain, Danzig, Mourning Noise, Son of Sam, Blak29, etc.) to talk about that infamous album cover drenched in horse blood, his prized 12-foot giant skeleton from Hell Depot, and accidentally revealing the secret identity of the mysterious band Ghost! Sit back and enjoy, fiends, as we bring you all murder, all guts, all fun!

On this episode of the MCoH podcast, we sit down with Rob Blasko (Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Cryptic Slaughter, Danzig, The Death Riders, LIQUID DEATH, etc.) to discuss how to name your cat with nothin' but "What We Do in the Shadows" references, selling your soul for H20, how to successfully jailbreak your way into the music industry...and so much more! Sit back and relax, we're about to crack open the Diary of a CATman!

We sat down with Ash F*CKIN' Costello (NEW YEARS DAY & THE HAXANS) to pick her evil brain about WrestleMania 37, her wild obsession with Rob Zombie's film, "House of 1,000 Corpses", and the REAL GREEN HUMAN SKELETON BONES that she found in a super-secret-backroom of an old super-secret Masonic Temple. Trick or Treat, smell my feet, the Mystic Cult of Horrors podcast can't be beat! ENJOY! 

We sat down with Rene De La Muerte (THE BRAINS, NEKROMANTIX, BAT, BATCAVE RECORDS) to discuss dark times in the Great Loudness War, do-it-your-f**king-self music videos, haunted VHS, and making Freddie Mercury sound like Cher. Put a helmet on, boils and ghouls...we're about to explode some brainballs!

We sat down with the General of the Rune Army, Eric 13 (COMBICHRIST, SEX SLAVES) to talk about his adventures in helping our furry friends from the animal kingdom, risking it all for the army of rock and roll, and his never-ending lust for sacrilege! Gear up, soldier!

We sat down with our favorite undead rock and roller, Rod Usher (The Other, & founder of FIENDFORCE RECORDS) to talk about horror novels, action figures, and the terrifying truth behind the popularization of the genre name...HORROR PUNK.  A very busy ghoul, indeed!

ALL ABOARD! We recently dug up our fellow train-hopping zombie rocker, Stu Arkoff (Zombie Ghost Train, A Man Called Stu) to find out what's been rattling around in his undead-head! We talk about Elvis Presley, honky-tonk, insane horror stage props...and so much more! See you on the other side! 

Tonight on the Mystic Cult of Horrors Podcast, we lower the castle drawbridge for the Horror Queen of the North, Andrea Subissati! (Executive Editor of Rue Morgue Magazine, Faculty of Horror, etc.) Along with her Ewok bodyguard, Dante, we discuss the ins and outs of horror filmmaking, the philosophy of zombies, the Twilight franchise...and so much more! Turn the page if you dare! 

Turn that frown upside down 'cause we got Nikki Misery of NEW YEARS DAY on the show! We chatted with our favorite grim guitar-smasher about WrestleMania, selling his soul to the devil, and taking the Browns to the Super Bowl while accompanied by the sweet and twangy sounds of gas station country music! And more importantly...how to attain a righteous buzz at Disneyland! Party on, Wayne!

Feast your eyes and ears on this week's Mystic Cult of Horrors BLOODY BUFFET! On tonight's show, we break bread with Kaci Hansen (The Homicidal Homemaker, Chronic Horror, Rue Morgue) to chat about the Cryptkeeper, SPOOKY EATS, Joe Bob Briggs...and more! Chew on that, Cala-fans!

From the outer limits of time and space...we recently sat down with our favorite extraterrestrial rocker to probe his alien brain! He is the Man of Many Names (Mr. Underhill, Nim Vind, visitor of Earth) and he's here to help us discover the secrets of the universe! Do aliens exist? Does time exist? Do WE exist?! But wait, there's more! Introducing DOG COLLAR fashion tips for the aspiring goth rocker! Beam us up, Scotty!

Tonight on the show we tap the main monster vein! Introducing the original cool cat, the pure-breed rock and roll panther, the tenacious tiger himself...Vic Victor of the Koffin Kats! Vic recently sat down with us to discuss the band's recent EP, life on the road, and burritos the size of an anatomically correct donkey-dong! Oh, and so much more.... 

We sat down with Acey "Fuckin'" Slade (Catfight Coffee, Murderdolls, Dope) to talk about life, liberties, and the pursuit of the best damn cup of joe this side of the graveyard! What REALLY goes into making the best rock and roll coffee? Human blood...? Well, you'll have to watch/listen to find out! 

We dusted off the ol' Ouija Board to make contact with Emilio Menze of Dark Ride (formerly of Stellar Corpses) to dive deep into his ethereal obsession with Ghostbusters, The Lost Boys, AFI, Danzig memes, and more! Oh, and of course! A Calabrese/Dark Ride FLEX OFF!

We recently sat down with fellow vamp-rocker, Goolsby (Blitzkid, The Roving Midnight, The Hollow Bodies) to chat about the simpler things in life: Mothman, coffins, ghosts, and the secret life and times of that creepy Nosferatu dude with the really long fingers. And the extra blood-red cherry on top? A good ol' fashioned LOST BOYS OFF! 

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!

Starring the classic Calabrese cast of Davey, Jimmy, and Bobby, this show will be your go-to guide for all Calabrese fun, mayhem, and...well, whatever the hell else Calabrese feels like talkin' about!