
Card Sharts
By Carlos Valencia
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a "best of" (worst of?) a weekly poker game played by a recurring cast of comedians including: Carlos Valencia, Mikee Steinberg, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Marc Handler, and more.

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Episode 33: Super Bowel 6
Watch Card Sharts live on Twitch.tv/cardsharts every Friday 10PM East.
It's time for the greatest event in Card Sharts sports entertainment: The SUPER BOWEL!
Who will have their name immortalized in the Card Sharts trophy next???
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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01:14:51
August 04, 2022

Episode 32: Shart At The Devil
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It's Jeremy's turn to have COVID this week, Anundson is stalking Glenn, Brian Martin and Trudy renew their vendetta, Bryan thinks all black people look alike (NOT Brian), and a shout out to the brilliant Pretty Paul Parsons, the man that christened Carlos "John Caliendo" RIP.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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47:33
July 22, 2022

Episode 31: Shart Knock Life
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The Professor is on vacation in NoNo Town. Brian Malis joins us from The V. Nik hits the honey tube and starts dropping G-bombs from ChikiChiki BangBang. Anundson has COVID in Nashbrowns, TN. Trundy has the Michael Richards Card Sharts meltdown of the night. Glenn has it out for our president.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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01:03:18
July 14, 2022

Episode 30: Enter Shartman
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Mikee aka The Adderall Guy of New York, is back, Jeremy pulls out a knife, and apparently we've been going about it all wrong with Thin Lizzy this whole time.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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54:29
July 08, 2022

Episode 29: The Desharted
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On a TGIF edition of Card Sharts, many of the players are on vacation, but TV's Paul Pallotta is back and so is Mikee, even though he doesn't even remember it.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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36:11
June 29, 2022

Episode 28: Hit Me With Your Best Shart
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A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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45:53
June 21, 2022

Episode 27: The Sharts Are Back In Town
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The Trundy family takes over Card Sharts and Brian is still talking about Thin Lizzy.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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53:36
June 10, 2022

Episode 26: Save a Horse (Shart a Cowboy)
Saddle up and get ready for a barn-full of horse puns. Carlos nails the Kentucky Derby trifecta. Glenn explains the "Houdini". David has watersports questions. Jeremy is ready to start a Room Full of Farts empire.
Check us out on Twitch.tv/cardsharts every Friday at 10PM Eastern USA time.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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51:37
June 02, 2022

Episode 25: Let's Get It Sharted In Here
The gang discovers boxed beer. Jeremy is back from Talladega. Brian loves Under Armour. Trundy debuts his new hit single: Cuck Chair.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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59:13
May 25, 2022

Episode 24: Owner Of A Lonely Shart
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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51:17
May 13, 2022

Episode 23: Groove Is In The Shart
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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01:00:10
May 06, 2022

Episode 22: My Shart Will Go On
Carlos is missing in action and the rest of the Card Sharts are left to steer the ship. Spoiler Alert: Everybody dies at the end.
We're now streaming on TWITCH every Friday, 9:30pm East (USA)
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Nick Alexander, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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40:41
April 29, 2022

Episode 21: Achy Breaky Shart
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Nick Alexander, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, Andrew Gaskin, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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30:54
April 22, 2022

Episode 20: Super Bowel V: Shartmageddon
It's time for the BIG GAME! The most important event in Card Sharts association poker. Who will have their name immortalized in the Super Bowel trophy next???
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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44:50
April 15, 2022

Episode 19: Eternal Sunshine of the Shartless Mind
Card Sharts gets canceled.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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58:31
April 08, 2022

Episode 18: New Shart City
Jeremy has an ass hair dread, High-stakes Operation, Rob does Dave Matthews, Glenn doesn't like the term "Incel", Steven Seagal classic movies, Trundy has a new podcast, Bronko Nagurski is the ultimate gynecologist, pube alopecia, and vinegar balls.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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40:27
April 01, 2022

Episode 17: Children of a Lesser Shart
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Nick Alexander, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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39:12
March 25, 2022

Episode 16: Dude, Where's My Shart?
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Mark Anundson, Nik Cartwright, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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44:41
March 18, 2022

Episode 15: The Good, The Bad and The Sharty with Nik Cartwright
Special guest Nik Cartwright joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/nikcartwrightcomedy/
Jeremy is at Lamporghini, Carlos has some harsh words for the deaf, we discuss Shot Put millionaires, Marc got his cat groomed, and we get to the root of Glenn's bondage origin story.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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56:07
March 11, 2022

Episode 14: Shartship Poopers with Mark Anundson
Special guest Mark Anundson joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/manundso
Mark and Glenn have a Last Comic Standing connection, Glenn is back doing stand-up, Bryan is shooting for a threesome, Glenn is booed and told to watch it, Trundy met the Professor, Jeremy heard a bad joke, Snatch of the Week cameo appearance, Bryan doesn't want to have sex with a tiger, Glenn wants to have sex with an orangutan, Mark has a robot voice, and everyone is pooping their pants.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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01:07:15
March 03, 2022

Episode 13: Raiders Of The Lost Shart with Todd Riley
Special guest Todd Riley joins the Card Sharts this week! https://twitter.com/comedytodd
Todd thinks jousting is too scripted, Glenn saw Jackass, Carlos saw a woman pee in a urinal, Mikee fought off a crackhead, Paul has crazy hair, Mikee bleached his hair, Carlos got yelled at by Lyft, the gang compares Uber and Lyft scores, Mikee has a solution for how to deal with the January 6 insurrectionists.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Larry Fulford, Jordan Kleine, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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48:44
February 24, 2022

Episode 12: The Pursuit of Shartyness with Larry Fulford
Special guest Larry Fulford joins the Card Sharts this week! https://twitter.com/LarryFulford
Everybody's getting Covid, Glenn and the Whippits, bidets, taint waxing, getting high with a garbage bag, McJagger, Bryan gets chicken fried, Glenn hates jazz, Mikee kills his dog, Glenn fingers into you, Jeremy tries trivia, Mikee does Truth or Dare, WATT update, Mikee loves Will Smith's Mambo No. 5, Carlos is a long-suffering LatinX...
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, Jordan Kleine, and television's Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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01:05:57
February 17, 2022

Episode 11: Leaving Shart Vegas with Jordan Kleine
Special guest Jordan Kleine joins the Card Sharts this week! https://www.instagram.com/jordankleine/
Carlos is drunker than ever before and no one can shut him up. Glenn sent Jeremy's kid a new phone. Rob Anderson Returns. Eric Trundy joins for the first time. Glenn croons about Jeremy's neck fat. Jordan gets kicked out of welding school. Marc introduces our fun new segment "Tell Us About Your Tattoos" and shoots Bryan with a machine gun.
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians that have included Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Bryan Penn, Brian Martin, Eric Trundy, and Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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51:02
February 10, 2022

Episode 10: Shartback Mountain
A never ending Aristocrats joke, Card Sharts is a hilariously unfiltered "best of" (worst of?) a weekly Texas Hold'em poker game played by a revolving cast of increasingly intoxicated comedians including Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Jeremy Cox, Mikee Steinberg, and Paul Pallotta. Come for the fart jokes... stay for more fart jokes.
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53:17
February 03, 2022

Episode 8: The Shartrix
With Marc Handler, Chad Lytle, Glenn Snyder, Bryan Penn, Jeremy Cox, Paul Pallotta, Carlos Valencia, and Nick Alexander.
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57:34
January 20, 2022

Episode 7: Shart Abiding Shitizen
With Mikee Steinberg, Carlos Valencia, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Nick Alexander, and Glenn Snyder.
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38:31
January 13, 2022

Episode 6: Super Bowel 4 - Shart Harder
With Carlos Valencia, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Paul Pallotta, Matthew Richardson, Mikee Steinberg, Nick Alexander, Bryan Penn, Brain Martin.
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01:06:44
January 06, 2022

Episode 5: Shartnado
With Carlos Valencia, Glenn Snyder, Glen's friend Sam, Marc Handler, Nick Alexander, Brian Martin, Paul Pallotta, Mikee Steinberg, Jeremy Cox, Matthew Richardson, and Cha-
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46:04
December 30, 2021

Episode 4: Shartfellas
With Carlos Valencia, Nick Alexander, Marc Handler, Father Matthew, Andrew Gaskin, Glenn Snyder, Paul Pallotta, and Jeremy Cox.
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44:26
December 30, 2021

Episode 3: Braveshart
With Carlos Valencia, Paul Pallotta, Marc Handler, Jeremy Cox, Glenn Snyder, Mikee Steinberg, and Nick Alexander.
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51:58
December 23, 2021