Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show
By Carsondiddy
Chris and Carson, longtime friends and film lovers, break down the latest movies to hit the big streaming platforms. Oscar-bait, so-bad-they're-good, and straight up garbage, the boys will watch it all. Along for the ride is Kyle, super-intern and professional jingle writer. Will they ever fix their audio issues or justify having VHS in the title? Tune in to find out! Follow us on Twitter where we don't mention anything about the podcast: @chriskeizur @carsondiddy @Spankenberger
Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson ShowFeb 11, 2020
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Sn 2 Ep 6 - Time Loops With The Boys
In this episode of Straight to VHS, the crew struggles to nail their intros. Undeterred, they then discus Hulu’s recent hit “Palm Springs.” Everybody liked this movie and had fun discussing it. Carson won’t shut up about how he likes to watch comedies in theaters. Kyle continues to go by The Fish.
Jul 31, 202055:41
Sn 2 Ep 5 - Something Sounds Fishy
On this weeks episode of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang has a blast discussing Amazon Prime’s “The Vast of Night.” Who knew old radio technology could be so fun. The gang discusses whether the main character Everett has a southern accent, and Kyle gets a new nickname. Carson is stubborn about the ending of the movie. This and more on this weeks episode.
Jul 21, 202001:12:25
Sn 2 Ep 4 - In the Shadow of Blood Moon 2
In this episode of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang breaks down “In the Shadow of the Moon,” a Netflix original. They were all really perplexed that there were no werewolves in this movie. Also it was Kyle’s birthday, so there is singing throughout. You’ve been warned.
Jul 17, 202001:04:33
Sn2 Ep3 - You, Me, and Maureen (and kyle)
This week, on Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang talks about The Meyerowitz Stories. Overall, they really enjoyed this delightful film. Carson wishes he was more than a goof, Kyle struggles with rhetorical questions, and Chris gives us an update on the trial of yapper dog and Kyle’s post-trial actions. Enjoy! (Rejected episode title - “Ping Pong Paddle that Pod”) #WhenWillTheyGetToWineCountry
Jun 25, 202001:13:31
Sn2 Ep2- The Story of Friend Dog
Intern Kyle got bit by a dog, and now he understands hardship and woe. Perhaps he belongs in Alaska along with all the characters of this week's film 'Hold The Dark'. Chris, Carson and Intern Kyle are sure to have you HOWLING at the moon over their review. #reviewwinecountrynext
Jun 10, 202001:06:02
Sn2 Ep1 - Spectre?
We’re. Back. !! Welcome to Season 2 Episode 1 of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show. This season the boys are back and better than ever and promise to make less mistakes than they made during the first season. In this episode, they break down the sci-fi/action movie Spectral, from Netflix. They all kind of enjoyed it, except Kyle because he’s more irritable. Chris introduces a new segment on Sci-fi mumbo jumbo, and Carson is right about District 9. Kyle questions why a movie podcast has seasons. This and more on this week’s Straight to VHS.
May 21, 202001:12:03
Straight To VHS: UNSUPERVISED ep. 1
Shhhhhhhhhhh...Can you keep a secret? When Carson's away, Chris and Intern Kyle will play! Freed from the truly tyrannical tenure of Carson for the week, the other boys sit down to discuss both an erotic thriller and a children's movie. Things get wild, things get deep, and things get crazy when these boys are UNSUPERVISED.
May 03, 202052:02
Episode 10 - Kyle's Gotti Go
In this week’s episode of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang discusses a bad movie. Kyle picked a truly terrible one, please send all complaints to him. Carson introduces a new segment for worst movie line, Chris deep dives the car accident scene, and Kyle (again) struggles to give a plot summary. This, and more, on this weeks episode. Enjoy!
Apr 24, 202053:28
Episode 9 - Rotten to the Core
In the ninth installment of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang returns to Disney+ (Show sponsor) and explores the world of Auradon, as they break down “The Descendants” 1, 2, and 3. Listen in as they discuss their favorite dance numbers, songs, and villains from this magical world, created by Kenny Ortega (they love Kenny). Chris laments how his coach would never put him into a sports ball game. Carson and Kyle try some line reading from the movies. All this and much more. Enjoy!
Apr 03, 202001:32:31
Episode 8 - Ballad of Dane
On this special episode of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the gang is joined by fan of the show, Dane. Much to everyone’s chagrin, Carson does another segment of grinding my gears, before the gang breaks down this week’s movie: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Vignette by beautiful vignette, they break down these joyful western tales. Carson is both in love, and heartbroken with this movie. Chris wishes he connected more with James Franco. Dane cracks a really good joke, and Kyle simply cannot stop laughing at it. Maybe we’ll be seeing more of Dane . . .
Mar 21, 202001:32:06
Episode 7 - Oo de Lalley What a Pod
In this week’s installment of Straight to VHS, Chris, Carson, and Kyle discuss the classic Disney film, Robin Hood. The gang loves Lady Kluck, and Chris has some nice, uplifting words for Prince John. Also, Kyle struggles to give the plot synopsis, and Carson mistakenly calls clippers tweezers but stands by it.
Mar 14, 202001:00:54
Episode 6 - Let’s go Camping?
Grab your blankets and cover your eyes, because on this week’s episode of Straight to VHS, the gang breaks down the Netflix original, “The Ritual.” While Carson and Chris love horror movies, Kyle does not. He shares some of his (embarrassing) history with the genre. The gang also discusses which of the characters’ misfortunes they’d prefer and whether they’d go into a cabin in the woods. Then, they accidentally fall into their own bottle episode. Hope you enjoy!
Mar 03, 202001:01:03
Episode 5 - All Hail Hal
In this episode of Straight to VHS, the gang breaks down Netflix’s “The King,” but not before giving Kyle a performance review. After giving Kyle sandwiches of feedback, the gang delves into medieval England, discussing the battle of Agincourt (long bows!!), whether Robert Pattinson was good or terrible, and mid-battle CTE protocol. There is of course a discussion of “Mission Impossible Fallout” and Pitbull. This and more on this week’s Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show.
Feb 21, 202058:22
Episode 4 - Hostless
They got it right this year!! That’s right, Chris, Carson, and Kyle are here to breakdown what they liked and what they loved about the 2020 Academy Awards. They all very much loved Parasite. Carson is kind of a downer and laments about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but besides that they all have a good time. Did anyone see Judy? Did Kyle hit his hedge? Does this show, much like the Oscars, need a host? This, and much more, on this week’s episode of Straight to VHS.
Feb 11, 202048:06
Episode 3 - Always Be My Meh-be?
This episode begins with the appropriate amount of mourning over Pitbull’s absence from the Super Bowl halftime show. Then Chris makes the crew return to talking about movies. This week’s movie was Always Be My Maybe, streaming on Netflix, which Chris thought was meh. Carson thought it was fun, and Kyle thought it made him want to find love. Listen, to find out if he does.
Feb 04, 202051:15
Episode 2 - 2020
In this episode Chris, Carson, and Kyle (yes, he’s still a part of this) break down one of this year’s top Oscar baits—the hit film 1917. Does the “long shot” work? Didn’t we all think Corporal Blake was the real hero? This, and more, on 1917. We also discuss the theater experience, why Chris would hate to sit next to a Carson at a movie, and whether Kyle is a clown (he is).
Jan 22, 202056:25
Episode 1 - In the Driver’s Seat
In the first full episode of Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, the boys begin by mourning the loss of Jorge, longtime intern. They also welcome Young Kyle to show, after he viciously attacked Carson and Chris for doing a podcast without including him. Then the crew breaks down this week’s movie, Marriage Story, including a discussion of the 2019 Best Actor’s race and Kyle’s strong feelings about Laura Dern. The Show ends, as always, with listener mail.
Jan 06, 202001:03:29
Episode 0 - Pilot
Welcome! This is Straight to VHS: The Chris and Carson Show, where Chris and Carson talk about movies. In this, the pilot episode, Chris and Carson discuss Dickens novels, colons, the top ten reasons not to listen to this podcast, and much, much more. They do it all for the viewers.
Dec 20, 201925:12