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Celebrity Muskrat

Celebrity Muskrat

By Duncan, Gabriel, Greg

Celebrity Muskrat is a variety-show, comedy podcast with Greg, Gabriel, and Duncan. They talk about anything from Kermit the Frog having an seizure to Cobra Commander's relationship issues and so much more. Tune in every week to hear us shoot the shit and goof off.
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Episode 22: Mobile Suit Seinfeld

Celebrity MuskratMar 25, 2020

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Episode 22: Mobile Suit Seinfeld
Mar 25, 202052:25
Episode 21: Spit is the 5th Dimension

Episode 21: Spit is the 5th Dimension

The Muskrats are joined by Hot Ketchup today as they discuss movies from a different point of view, feet, and how spit is the 5th Dimension

Sponsored by New Tip and Alpha-Ex

Mar 10, 202051:51
Episode 20: From Coronavirus to Ectopoosm

Episode 20: From Coronavirus to Ectopoosm

In this episode the Muskrats are joined by Carlos Danger (alter-ego of disgraced congressman Anthony Wiener) and they talk about everything from having contractions as a man to proposals on a boat. Carl Wheezer and John Lennon call in. The Backwoods Bugle gang are joined by a friend Shart.

Sponsored by CoronaGlass and Snake Oil Pills

Mar 04, 202045:18
Episode 19: Goofy's Final Plunge

Episode 19: Goofy's Final Plunge

In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat, Duncan was swallowed whole by a whale so we have Ben Dover and Early 90's sitcom star, Dave Coulier. They discuss various topics such as repairing relationships with crows and Gilbert Gottfried's real voice. Obama and Clinton call into the show, and Gabriel finds a soundboard. 

Sponsored by Neanderfood.

Feb 26, 202053:24
Episode 18: Furries are Sexual Mascots

Episode 18: Furries are Sexual Mascots

In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat, the Muskrats are joined by intern Adam and they talk about furries, weebs, and spooky Mormon missionary stories. Matthew McConaughey calls in to say he's doing alright, alright, alright. 

Feb 19, 202047:56
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Celebrity Muskrat is a variety-show, comedy podcast with Greg, Gabriel, and Duncan. They talk about anything from Kermit the Frog having an seizure to Cobra Commander's relationship issues and so much more. Tune in every week to hear us shoot the shit and goof off.  

Feb 16, 202000:58
Episode 17: Michelle Obama's Arms

Episode 17: Michelle Obama's Arms

In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat we are joined by two new Muskrats, Toby Flenderson and I. C. Wiener. Topics discussed include Scientology and other related religions, New Jersey, and a surprise call from Homer Simpson.

Feb 12, 202040:26
Episode 16: It's a Comedy Show

Episode 16: It's a Comedy Show

With the Muskrats sick, this is our shortest episode in a while. They talk about a sex crazed cougar, take a call from Samwise Gamgee, and Food Court is once again called

Feb 07, 202029:55
Episode 15: 10 Years in the Goulash

Episode 15: 10 Years in the Goulash

The Muskrats go to the food court today and discuss food crimes, Deep Muskrat rears it's head again, the winner of last week's #DirtyMuskrat is revealed, and the Backwoods Bugle folk deal with a Battle of 6 Armies.

Jan 29, 202052:29
Episode 14: The Poop Knife

Episode 14: The Poop Knife

In today's episode, The Muskrats share some of the most fucked up things they did in childhood. Introducing another new segment, #DirtyMuskrat, the gang plays Cards Against Humanity and the you the listener decide the winner with the hashtag #DirtyMuskrat. The Backwoods Bugle folk have more issues with the goblins and homosexual amphibians. 

Jan 22, 202045:04
Episode 13: Deep Muskrat

Episode 13: Deep Muskrat

The Muskrats are back from winter break with some venom in their veins. After ranting about the various ills of society (Bottom Text), they discuss Plato and Power Levels. The Backwoods Bugle gang tackle a new Goblin infestation and the Muskrats take a call from a Sith Lord

Jan 17, 202055:29
Episode 12: Little Man has a Little Problem

Episode 12: Little Man has a Little Problem

In this episode, the Muskrats are joined by Larry the Cucumber and Sandy Cheeks as they talk about World of Warcraft, Bigus Dickus, and they take a call from Little Man. The crew from The Backwoods Bugle give an update on the Pterodactyl and Gitu, Lord of the Squirrels situation. 

Nov 26, 201949:01
Episode 11: Cobra Commander Has Relationship Issues

Episode 11: Cobra Commander Has Relationship Issues

Today, The Muskrats are joined by another friend! How do you get rid of trees? Can cavemen see each other? Can they help Cobra Commander with a relationship? And an update on the fire raccoons tragedy with the Backwoods Bugle! All that and more on the newest episode of Celebrity Muskrat!

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Nov 18, 201945:39
Episode 10: Call For Fire Raccoons

Episode 10: Call For Fire Raccoons

The Boys finally made it to double digits and to celebrate this achievement that bring a guest on that literally just stopped by the studio without prior planning. Our Sponsors for this episode are Coxaflopin and Mothers-Who-Are-Tired-Of-Your-Shit.
Nov 12, 201941:41
Episode 9: An Intimate Evening with Emperor Palpatine

Episode 9: An Intimate Evening with Emperor Palpatine

The Muskrats are back...AGAIN...with a new format, new segments, but the same idiocy as ever before. Introducing Ask a Muskrat and Backwoods Bugle

Nov 04, 201940:56
Muskrat Update

Muskrat Update

Just an update on some changes

Oct 29, 201902:43
Episode 8 Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

Episode 8 Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

We don't even know this time

Oct 21, 201939:55
Episode 7: A Slow Dribble

Episode 7: A Slow Dribble

Duncan and Gabe are joined by a guest host and they talk about all things from stapling your urethra to Amish vibrators. 

Oct 14, 201957:46
Episode 6: You Ever Do DMT?

Episode 6: You Ever Do DMT?

We're back with season 2 after a hiatus. New Art. New Intro. Same old idiots.

Disclaimer: this is an explicit podcast, listen at your own discretion

Oct 08, 201946:22
Episode 5: My Sigmoid Colon and Me

Episode 5: My Sigmoid Colon and Me

With one less Muskrat today, the boys do some bitching about their lives and talk about random shit. Like pretty much always

May 02, 201943:44
Episode 4: ShitMyPants.png

Episode 4: ShitMyPants.png

Florida Man returns, Green Text joins the fight, and we discover Pit Pitt

Apr 25, 201940:08
Episode 3: Florida Man

Episode 3: Florida Man

The crew talks about the infamous Florida Man

  *DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts.   

Apr 16, 201946:08
Episode 2: Kermit the Frog has an Aneurysm

Episode 2: Kermit the Frog has an Aneurysm

This time with a third more muskrat, the bois shoot the shit about Chucky from the Rugrats, cold soups, and memes.


 *DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts.  

Apr 04, 201944:55
Episode 1: Where's My Nimbus 2000

Episode 1: Where's My Nimbus 2000

They bois talk about JK Rowling, Drew Carey, and other shit 


*DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts. 

Mar 28, 201941:38