Celebrity Muskrat
By Duncan, Gabriel, Greg
Celebrity MuskratMay 02, 2019
Episode 22: Mobile Suit Seinfeld
The Muskrats are back and are burning the midnight oil. Join them in this relaxed format as they talk about whats going on with the Coronavirus, the most painful events of their lives, and other fun topics.
Music Credits:
Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3340-acid-trumpet
Episode 21: Spit is the 5th Dimension
The Muskrats are joined by Hot Ketchup today as they discuss movies from a different point of view, feet, and how spit is the 5th Dimension
Sponsored by New Tip and Alpha-Ex
Episode 20: From Coronavirus to Ectopoosm
In this episode the Muskrats are joined by Carlos Danger (alter-ego of disgraced congressman Anthony Wiener) and they talk about everything from having contractions as a man to proposals on a boat. Carl Wheezer and John Lennon call in. The Backwoods Bugle gang are joined by a friend Shart.
Sponsored by CoronaGlass and Snake Oil Pills
Episode 19: Goofy's Final Plunge
In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat, Duncan was swallowed whole by a whale so we have Ben Dover and Early 90's sitcom star, Dave Coulier. They discuss various topics such as repairing relationships with crows and Gilbert Gottfried's real voice. Obama and Clinton call into the show, and Gabriel finds a soundboard.
Sponsored by Neanderfood.
Episode 18: Furries are Sexual Mascots
In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat, the Muskrats are joined by intern Adam and they talk about furries, weebs, and spooky Mormon missionary stories. Matthew McConaughey calls in to say he's doing alright, alright, alright.
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Celebrity Muskrat is a variety-show, comedy podcast with Greg, Gabriel, and Duncan. They talk about anything from Kermit the Frog having an seizure to Cobra Commander's relationship issues and so much more. Tune in every week to hear us shoot the shit and goof off.
Episode 17: Michelle Obama's Arms
In this episode of Celebrity Muskrat we are joined by two new Muskrats, Toby Flenderson and I. C. Wiener. Topics discussed include Scientology and other related religions, New Jersey, and a surprise call from Homer Simpson.
Episode 16: It's a Comedy Show
With the Muskrats sick, this is our shortest episode in a while. They talk about a sex crazed cougar, take a call from Samwise Gamgee, and Food Court is once again called
Episode 15: 10 Years in the Goulash
The Muskrats go to the food court today and discuss food crimes, Deep Muskrat rears it's head again, the winner of last week's #DirtyMuskrat is revealed, and the Backwoods Bugle folk deal with a Battle of 6 Armies.
Episode 14: The Poop Knife
In today's episode, The Muskrats share some of the most fucked up things they did in childhood. Introducing another new segment, #DirtyMuskrat, the gang plays Cards Against Humanity and the you the listener decide the winner with the hashtag #DirtyMuskrat. The Backwoods Bugle folk have more issues with the goblins and homosexual amphibians.
Episode 13: Deep Muskrat
The Muskrats are back from winter break with some venom in their veins. After ranting about the various ills of society (Bottom Text), they discuss Plato and Power Levels. The Backwoods Bugle gang tackle a new Goblin infestation and the Muskrats take a call from a Sith Lord
Episode 12: Little Man has a Little Problem
In this episode, the Muskrats are joined by Larry the Cucumber and Sandy Cheeks as they talk about World of Warcraft, Bigus Dickus, and they take a call from Little Man. The crew from The Backwoods Bugle give an update on the Pterodactyl and Gitu, Lord of the Squirrels situation.
Episode 11: Cobra Commander Has Relationship Issues
Today, The Muskrats are joined by another friend! How do you get rid of trees? Can cavemen see each other? Can they help Cobra Commander with a relationship? And an update on the fire raccoons tragedy with the Backwoods Bugle! All that and more on the newest episode of Celebrity Muskrat!
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Episode 10: Call For Fire Raccoons
Episode 9: An Intimate Evening with Emperor Palpatine
The Muskrats are back...AGAIN...with a new format, new segments, but the same idiocy as ever before. Introducing Ask a Muskrat and Backwoods Bugle
Muskrat Update
Just an update on some changes
Episode 8 Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
We don't even know this time
Episode 7: A Slow Dribble
Duncan and Gabe are joined by a guest host and they talk about all things from stapling your urethra to Amish vibrators.
Episode 6: You Ever Do DMT?
We're back with season 2 after a hiatus. New Art. New Intro. Same old idiots.
Disclaimer: this is an explicit podcast, listen at your own discretion
Episode 5: My Sigmoid Colon and Me
With one less Muskrat today, the boys do some bitching about their lives and talk about random shit. Like pretty much always
Episode 4: ShitMyPants.png
Florida Man returns, Green Text joins the fight, and we discover Pit Pitt
Episode 3: Florida Man
The crew talks about the infamous Florida Man
*DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts.
Episode 2: Kermit the Frog has an Aneurysm
This time with a third more muskrat, the bois shoot the shit about Chucky from the Rugrats, cold soups, and memes.
*DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts.
Episode 1: Where's My Nimbus 2000
They bois talk about JK Rowling, Drew Carey, and other shit
*DISCLAIMER* This is a satirical podcast, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person. This podcast and its episodes may or may not use actual names, this podcast is based purely on entertainment and are almost entirely works of fiction, stories surrounding actual people are generally fictitious and are not to be viewed as facts.