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By Hi Hello Productions

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.
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Cellulose FreeApr 25, 2024

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The Sting

The Sting

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1973 American comedy/crime caper film, The Sting.
Thomas gets political, again. Colin asks some big, overhyped questions.

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We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Apr 18, 202441:41
2010: The Year We Make Contact
Apr 11, 202446:26
Three Days of the Condor
Apr 04, 202441:52
Asteroid City

Asteroid City

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2023 American comedy-drama film, Asteroid City.
Thomas reveals his Flat-Earther allegiances. Colin completely and frustratingly fails to remember -until he sits down to edit the episode, when it comes to him instantly- the name of the strong westerly winds that occur in the Southern Hemisphere, generally between the latitudes of 40° and 50° south. See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roaring_Forties
The somewhat NSFW Monty Python Oscar Wilde Sketch: https://vimeo.com/680960970

Correction: Colin would actually need to aim considerably more south to fly directly over South Africa, not north, as Thomas protested. (Great circles!)

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Mar 28, 202437:15
Capricorn One
Mar 21, 202443:32
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2022 unexaggerated true story about the greatest musician of our time, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.
Thomas "branches" out on YouTube once more (see BFDI:TPOT 10: Oneirophobe's Nightmare:
https://youtu.be/VjZXR9MM_P8 ) Colin sounds like Darth Vader at night!

Kmart's store robot: https://misc.tantusar.au/clf/109/KmartRobot.jpg
Mandy Patinkin on the David Letterman show, singing “impromptu”, Over the Rainbow: https://youtu.be/RrcGdIzweu4

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Mar 14, 202439:20
Outland

Outland

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1981 science fiction thriller film, Outland.
Colin performs a wildlife rescue. Thomas declares that space doesn't have a accent.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Mar 07, 202432:14
A Few Good Men
Feb 29, 202437:29
The Princess Bride
Feb 22, 202446:14
Wes Anderson's 2023 Roald Dahl Shorts
Feb 15, 202438:00
The Mummy (1999)
Feb 08, 202439:30
Hot Shots!
Feb 01, 202443:02
The Man From Earth
Jan 25, 202440:45
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Jan 18, 202441:34
El espinazo del diablo (The Devil's Backbone)
Jan 12, 202353:44
Princess Mononoke
Jan 05, 202336:02
Better Watch Out

Better Watch Out

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2016 psychological horror Christmas film Better Watch Out.

Thomas gets stood up.
https://www.youtube.com/@standupmaths
Colin does Movember in December.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Dec 15, 202240:38
The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

This week Thomas and Colin watch the 1993 Stop-motion-animated Fantasy/Musical, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Thomas wages a mental battle against AI. Colin strips*

What is this "Advent of Code", of which Thomas speaks? https://adventofcode.com/2022/about
The failed lawnmower part: https://www.greenacresmowers.com.au/carburetor-bowl-kit-for-selected-honda-motors-gx11
An example of a Rankin/Bass Christmas "Special": https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x55n3hs
Harry101UK's 'This Is Aperture'; a Portal parody inspired by Tim Burton and Danny Elfman's 'This Is Halloween' song: https://youtu.be/fCdPXnPBz9I
The Podcast wot N₂Osferatu recommended: https://soundcloud.com/reasonably-sound/the-braaam

*a carburettor. Colin strips a carburettor.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Dec 08, 202242:56
The Abyss

The Abyss

This week Thomas and Colin watch the 1989 Sci-fi/Adventure film, The Abyss.

Thomas does his civic Doody! Colin studies Zen and the Art of Lawnmower Maintenance. Thomas gets anamorphic.

Thomas' Council Deputation: https://youtu.be/QxTPmrqFXag?t=1798
(He's wearing THIS on his T-Shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/822jb4/any_stranger_things_fans_saw_this_and_figured_it/ )
The Abyss had its Australian Theatrical debut on the 14th December, 1989.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Dec 01, 202244:33
Now You See Me
Nov 24, 202239:43
Shadow of the Vampire

Shadow of the Vampire

This week Colin and Thomas watch the 2000 independent period metafiction horror comedy film, Shadow of the Vampire. They don't discuss the difference between a wage and a salary:  https://au.indeed.com/career-advice/pay-salary/salary-vs-wage Thomas demonstrates his Land Sailing skills. Colin crosses the Andes by frog.

Desert Bus for Hope: https://desertbus.org/

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Nov 17, 202241:40
The Great Race

The Great Race

This week Colin and Thomas watch the 1965 Comedy/Romance, The Great Race.

Colin realises he says Avent, rather than Event. Thomas becomes a designer of T-Shirts: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/products/good-enough-to-listen-at-1-0x-speed-shirt
Watch the most enthusiastic THE BIG KNIGHTS! https://youtu.be/Uu1xsrWz1H4
Desert Bus for Hope: https://desertbus.org

The excellent Decoder Ring episode, on of all things, Baby Shark https://slate.com/culture/2019/02/decoder-ring-explores-the-multidecade-history-of-the-song-baby-shark-and-the-youtube-economy-that-made-it-a-hit.html
And as a back-at-you, 99% Invisible's Podcast, Whomst Among Us Let the Dogs Out? https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/whomst-among-us-let-the-dogs-out/

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Nov 10, 202244:52
Jaws
Nov 03, 202249:11
Happy Death Day
Oct 27, 202238:24
The Boxtrolls

The Boxtrolls

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2014 American stop-motion animated fantasy comedy film, The Boxtrolls.
Colin keeps putting things off. Thomas procrastinates. Colin asks the big questions about Boxtroll biology.

Bottersnikes and Gumbles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottersnikes_and_Gumbles
The animated version: https://youtu.be/dpIC5ZnZ86w
Pepsi Blue, although heavily promoted by PepsiCo, including advertisements by pop singer Britney Spears and the bands Sev and Papa Roach, as well as in the movies The Italian Job and Garfield: The Movie, is widely seen as a commercial flop, lasting only a few years on the North American market. https://productplacementblog.com/movies/pepsi-blue-billboard-in-the-italian-job-2003/

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Oct 20, 202241:13
The Italian Job (1969)

The Italian Job (1969)

In this week's podcast that almost goes longer than the film they're discussing, Colin and Thomas watch the 1969 British comedy caper film, The Italian Job.

Thomas thanks Neil Robson. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robson_Rotation
Colin gets stabbed one hundred times, and there is much rejoicing!
There is an EXCITING "Dear Listener CHALLENGE"! The bonus Holst: Mars music comes from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cowoeIUGuyM (clip from about 1:48, some strong language)

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Oct 13, 202245:26
The Mouse That Roared
Oct 06, 202241:54
Battleship
Sep 29, 202242:58
The Ladykillers (1955)
Sep 22, 202236:06
Palm Springs

Palm Springs

This week, Colin and Thomas watch the 2020 science fiction romantic comedy film, Palm Springs.

Colin gets his olives in a Dill Pickle. Thomas gives a heart-felt-pick update.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Sep 15, 202229:17
Starman

Starman

This week Colin and Thomas watch the 1984 Sci-fi/Romance film, Starman.

Colin drops a BOMBSHELL!

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
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We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Sep 08, 202236:24
Space Battleship Yamato
Sep 01, 202241:29
ParaNorman
Aug 25, 202235:36
Dead Poets Society
Aug 18, 202234:01
BONUS Pre-Big Hero 6 Soundcheck Rant ASMR Thing

BONUS Pre-Big Hero 6 Soundcheck Rant ASMR Thing

This will explain the reason Thomas gave last week's episode the Thumbnail he did.

Or it won't.

Aug 16, 202204:49
Big Hero 6
Aug 11, 202234:01
Oblivion
Aug 04, 202244:54
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Jul 28, 202239:44
The World's End
Jul 21, 202230:52
Programming Note: July 14 2022

Programming Note: July 14 2022

No new episode this week. Sorry. Come back next week for the thrilling conclusion of the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy!

Jul 14, 202200:28
The Great Escape
Jul 07, 202224:36
Hot Fuzz
Jun 30, 202230:47
I, Robot
Jun 23, 202240:35
Shaun of the Dead
Jun 16, 202235:52
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Jun 09, 202228:16
Blade Runner

Blade Runner

On another trip back to the Eighties, Colin and Thomas watch Sci-Fi cult-classic Blade Runner.
Thomas' worlds super-collide!
https://youtu.be/ivVzGpznw1U
Colin and Thomas both fail in their pronunciation of the Louvre! https://youtu.be/SgEICQF5ENE
Colin has an epiphany.

A great podcast about other Art vandalism: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-many-deaths-of-a-painting/

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Jun 02, 202240:26
Witness

Witness

Colin and Thomas watch the 1985 Crime/Drama Witness. Thomas has an Antony Green moment. Colin has a Colin Moment.

You can find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
Or on Facebook: https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: https://mymovies.dk/
Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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May 26, 202230:53
Top Gun
May 19, 202238:42
The Mosquito Coast
May 12, 202229:12