Cellulose Free

Cellulose Free

By Hi Hello Productions

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.
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Cellulose FreeDec 12, 2024
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39:24
Phone Booth

Phone Booth

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2002 American psychological thriller film, Phone Booth.
Thomas continues to crunch numbers, and bread tags. Colin crosses to the Dark Side.

The May 2025 Occlupanid Census: https://misc.tantusar.au/clf/166/
All about Holotypic Occlupanids: https://www.horg.com/horg/

Steve Buscemi's height is 1.75 m (5′ 9″). 

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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May 29, 202528:46
Fast & Furious (2009)
May 22, 202536:39
Bullet Train Explosion

Bullet Train Explosion

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 Japanese action thriller film, Shinkansen Daibakuha, or Bullet Train Explosion.
Thomas suffers catastrophic bipodal failure, but not before scoring himself a democracy sausage. He namedrops a heap of non-existent TV shows. Colin has a faceoff with a denizen of the deep. Or shallows.

The titular Shibuya Scramble: https://worldcams.tv/japan/tokyo/shibuya-crossing
Tokyo-based architecture professor Shane Flynn said Shibuya Crossing is "a great example of what Tokyo does best when it's not trying".

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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May 08, 202533:48
The Old Guard (2020)
May 01, 202533:59
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Apr 24, 202525:42
The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
Apr 17, 202533:35
Jumper
Apr 10, 202533:41
Ad Astra

Ad Astra

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2019 science fiction film, Ad Astra. Wikipedia says the writer/director "wanted to feature "the most realistic depiction of space travel that's been put in a movie"".
Thomas goes for a walk. Colin goes for a crawl, and gets his wires crossed.

Venus is about 0.000004228 light years away from Earth.
"Over" and "Out": a bugbear:
https://www.tastesofhistory.co.uk/post/dispelling-some-myths-over-and-out
That whole "Shadow speed due to speed of planet rotation?" Mars' day is about 40 minutes LONGER than Earth.

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Apr 03, 202536:33
The Electric State
Mar 27, 202544:30
2 Fast 2 Furious
Mar 20, 202537:47
Starship Troopers
Mar 13, 202531:51
Argo (2012)

Argo (2012)

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2012 American thriller film, Argo.
Thomas goes MAGA... No... MAGAT... No... TMAG! Colin walks the bridge.
Mexico/Middle East Colour Grade (not the video Colin watched recently, but this covers it well):
https://youtu.be/Xcz6_h-isjk

*ERRATA* Throughout one of Colin's stories (you'll know the one) replace all uses of "Iranian Hostages" with "American Hostages"; it will then make far more sense!
The term "closed captions" indicates that the captions are not visible until activated by the viewer, usually via the remote control or menu option. On the other hand, the terms open, burned-in, baked on, hard-coded, or simply hard indicate that the captions are visible to all viewers as they are embedded in the video. It should also be noted that Subtitles are a form of captioning used to translate the audio dialogue from one language into another. Simply put, subtitles translate a video's language into another. On the other hand, Closed Captions are in the same language as the original audio.

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Mar 06, 202543:01
The Creator (2023)

The Creator (2023)

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2023 American science fiction action film, The Creator.
Thomas does a Forest Gump and then pivots to become a Wizard Who Must Not Be Named. Colin is prompted to call out "Vive la France!" in public.

BFDI:TPOT 16: The Power of Four: https://youtu.be/JqmI70XeC04
WOLF 359 is a radio drama in the tradition of Golden Age of Radio shows. Set on board the U.S.S. Hephaestus space station, the dysfunctional crew deals with daily life-or-death emergencies, while searching for signs of alien life and discovering there might be more to their mission than they thought. https://wolf359.fm/
Antony Green: https://youtu.be/qBQrhcMZr5U

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Feb 27, 202531:07
The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2001 action film, The Fast and the Furious.
Thomas Slip, Slop, Slaps (and Seeks and Slides... and Stinks and Smells!) (Original 1980 ad:
https://youtu.be/b7nocIenCYg More recent revamp: https://youtu.be/FzA47J7QsVk )
Colin takes a stonemasons' chisel to St David's Cathedral.
Clive Palmer's "Trumpet of Parrots": https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/feb/19/clive-palmer-trumpet-of-patriots-ntwnfb
From The VIBE Vault: ‘Racer X’ (The ‘Fast & Furious’ Inspiration) https://www.vibe.com/features/editorial/racer-x-rafael-estevez-kenneth-li-fast-and-furious-inspiration-may-1998-336369/
Quick international automotive explainer: Bonnet = Hood, Boot = Trunk

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Feb 20, 202550:32
The Others (2001)
Feb 13, 202529:31
The Main Event (1979)
Feb 06, 202526:46
Sully
Jan 30, 202530:40
What's Up, Doc?

What's Up, Doc?

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1972 American screwball comedy film, What's Up, Doc?
Thomas (*checks notes*) busts up a gang, goes to mass, and makes a video about it:
https://youtu.be/t9aKpQAEuuw . Colin mentions Fermat's brother, Format, and his doubly elusive theorem. He also makes a covert appearance on the local news: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14mpWj6cHt/ at 0:46 and 1:04.

For a permanent painful grin, here's some somewhat NSFW Make Some Noise! https://youtu.be/jAcbNm-6PEQ
Mark Kermode's wonderful Local Hero segment on the Culture Show (Thanks, Ben!): https://youtu.be/z25fWLawYtM

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Jan 16, 202528:13
Local Hero

Local Hero

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1983 British comedy-drama film, Local Hero.
Thomas makes it through by the pants of his seat. Colin goes fishing for comments.

The Tiger Snake, found in Tasmania, ranks number ten in this list of the world's deadliest snakes: https://owlcation.com/stem/The-Worlds-Deadliest-Snakes
Peter Capaldi was around 24 when Local Hero was filmed.

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⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Jan 09, 202539:49
Next
Dec 19, 202432:47
The Family Man
Dec 12, 202439:24
Tomorrowland
Dec 05, 202434:01
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Nov 28, 202438:46
Batteries Not Included
Nov 21, 202443:36
Dave
Nov 07, 202436:14
The Sixth Sense
Oct 31, 202439:06
Blind Fury
Oct 24, 202434:17
Unstoppable (2010)
Oct 17, 202437:14
Ladyhawke
Oct 10, 202439:48
Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001)

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2001 American science fiction action adventure film, Planet of the Apes.
Thomas failed to fix the sky, and now the stars won't come back. Colin is back on the team!

Today Colin learned: There are cameo appearances in Planet of the Apes (2001) by Charlton Heston (uncredited) as Zaius, Thade's father, and Linda Harrison (the woman in the cart).
"French utility EDF on Tuesday again pushed back the start date on its long-delayed 3.2-gigawatt (GW) Hinkley Point C reactor plant in Britain to at least 2029, with a new estimated cost of between 31 billion and 34 billion pounds ($43 billion) based on 2015 values.
"The project in southwest England, Britain's first new nuclear plant in more than two decades, was at the last update expected to start operations in June 2027, with an estimated cost of 25-26 billion pounds, which also was a revision of a previous 2025 start date at a cost then estimated at 18 billion pounds. EDF had initially said it would be powering British homes in 2017.
"Other similar new-build nuclear projects in Flamanville, France, and Olkiluoto, Finland have been delayed and faced big increases in costs."
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/edfs-nuclear-project-britain-pushed-back-2029-may-cost-up-34-bln-2024-01-23/
Wilhelm Scream: https://youtu.be/HNvZYzg7o68

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Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Oct 03, 202437:27
The Verdict (1946)
Sep 26, 202438:54
Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Sep 19, 202435:38
Contact (1997)

Contact (1997)

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1997 American science fiction drama film, Contact.
Thomas can't be doin' sports no more. Colin turns into a Guinea Pig.
One Day in September:
https://youtu.be/B6KpyGtSYWg

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Sep 12, 202439:02
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1972 American science fiction film, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.
Thomas plots how to defend his honour. Colin has the gall to unreservedly apologise from the bottom of his gallbladder. He also continues to infuriatingly say "aspecially" instead of "especially"! Why!?! He KNOWS it's "Especially"! Thomas "Went there!" (Truth be told, if you listen back, so did Colin!)

Most commonly one renal artery will supply the right kidney and another separate renal artery will supply the left kidney. Accessory renal arteries are a common variant of the renal arteries. They are present in ~25% (range 20-30%) of the population and bilateral in ~10%. Triple renal arteries are seen in ~2.5% (range 1-4%) of the population. Colin has TWO arteries going to one kidney, and THREE going to the other. He's a FREAK!
The OG Xbox game "Reign of Fire" is one of many games that CANNOT be played on later Xbox versions.
Paralympic Sailing debuted at Atlanta in 1996 as a demonstration sport, then gained full status in Sydney 2000. The IPC announced the omission of sailing from Tokyo 2020, due to lack of global participation. World Sailing campaigned for reinstatement for LA28 (thus no Paris), but the IPC announced it would not be reinstated for LA. Parasports for Brisbane32 have yet to be announced.
Neil deGrasse Tyson did his undergraduate studies at Harvard University in physics (1980). He earned a master's degree (1983) in astronomy from the University of Texas at Austin and master's and doctoral degrees (1989 and 1991, respectively) in astrophysics from Columbia University.

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Sep 05, 202439:17
Reign of Fire
Aug 29, 202430:06
Escape From the Planet of the Apes

Escape From the Planet of the Apes

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1971 American science fiction film, Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
Thomas has problems with his mobility! Colin likes to keep a cap on things, but for a time is disastrously unable to do so! Is that clickbait-y enough for you? Colin and Thomas bemoan the ever-rapid death of local children's television production.

It was in 1985 that the hyphen was permanently deleted from the brand name 20th Century-Fox, changing to 20th Century Fox. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_Century_Studios#Marvin_Davis_and_Rupert_Murdoch )
Side note factoid: Production of Escape From the Planet of the Apes was rushed due to the low budget ($2 million), being filmed in only six weeks, from November 30, 1970 to January 19, 1971. The film went on to well and truly recoup its cost, making $12.3 million at the box office!
The domain ch is based on the ISO 3166-2 code for Switzerland, derived from Confoederatio Helvetica (Helvetic Confederation), the Latin name for the country, which was used because of its neutrality with regard to the four official languages of Switzerland.
United Kingdom's version of Dr Pepper, along with various other countries, is manufactured with sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup (much like Heritage Dr Pepper in the United States). In August 2014, the UK version was reformulated, adding the artificial sweeteners Aspartame and Acesulfame K, which reduces the amount of sugar from 10.3 g per 100 ml to 7.2 g. In 2018, due to the Sugary drink tax implanted in the UK, the sugar was reduced to 4.9 g.

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Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Aug 22, 202434:20
The Iron Giant
Aug 15, 202444:32
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Aug 08, 202429:35
¡Three Amigos!
Aug 01, 202441:37
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Jul 25, 202435:50
Alita: Battle Angel

Alita: Battle Angel

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2019 American cyberpunk action film, Alita: Battle Angel.
Thomas has a jam-packed week, spending copious amounts of time analysing the suitability of polyether-polyurea copolymer materials for use in athletic apparel. Colin's hands shake (also for copious amounts of time.)

A bit of Avenue Q: https://youtu.be/uUjMRAii9C0
Link to Still Under Wraps Podcast's "Rubber" episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0C39491CyrX2zjYtMnRq95
(And in searching for that link, Colin discovers that they actually watched Rio2 for the Still Under Wraps Podcast! https://open.spotify.com/episode/4UbAx8I6tt5VNfY9kVdYFM )

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Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

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Jul 11, 202438:37
Galaxy Quest

Galaxy Quest

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1999 American science fiction comedy film, Galaxy Quest.
Thomas is lacking a peel. (A peel is a tool used by bakers to slide loaves of bread, pizzas, pastries, and other baked goods into and out of an oven. It is usually made of wood, with a flat surface for carrying the baked good and a handle extending from one side of that surface.)
Colin made a blog post:
https://inspokennotoutspoken.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-had-whole-area-to-myself.html
Thomas dangerously assumes that Colin didn't edit out the needlessly specific disagreement, and thus has edit it back in to make the episode art match the episode.

Listen out for today's Secret Word.
Integza's Tomato problem: https://youtu.be/ri-Jx5eeVIo
Bluebottle stings – to pee or not to pee? https://australian.museum/blog/amri-news/bluebottle-stings-to-pee-or-not-to-pee/

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Jul 04, 202436:16
Surf's Up
Jun 27, 202431:46
The Triplets of Belleville

The Triplets of Belleville

This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2003 animated Comedy/Adventure film, The Triplets of Belleville.
Thomas decomposes. Colin is stabbed multiple times, including in the Bwaiiin.

TPOT 11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UqZqXhaRQw
Thomas' musical contributions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzyXxn1n7nxFZsJl9oQqH43hCzHZ1SucQ
Good Enough to Play at 1x Speed: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/products/good-enough-to-listen-at-1-0x-speed-shirt

France rates twelfth on our Geographical list of most regular audience listeners. Merci beaucoup!
The wonderful accents of the Gorbals Die-Hards urchins in the 1978 BBC Scotland dramatization of the novel Huntingtower: https://youtu.be/HuYfXRK4sAk?t=571
And a wee sample of Limmy's Homemade Show: https://youtu.be/FfTT7mxGw8I

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Jun 20, 202437:14
Astro Boy
Jun 13, 202435:56
Les aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec
Jun 06, 202441:18
D.A.R.Y.L.
May 30, 202432:27
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
May 23, 202434:53
Bicentennial Man
May 16, 202428:00
Air Force One
May 09, 202436:17