CHAOTIC STUPID
By Ben Mason
(music credit to user cassn003 by way of Freesound.org)
CHAOTIC STUPIDOct 03, 2020
SEASON 3 PREMIER: CHEESE CAVES
DUNE 2 IS HERE. The pod digs deep enough into the earth to discover the government's secret cheese reserves. Stitched together from 5 different audio files, this one has transitions, tangents, swings & misses.
EPISODE 17: 2020 MORE
SEASON 2 FINALE! Our most vulgar episode as we discuss Amazon's Saltburn. We also determine this year's theme in just under seven minutes- followed by Erica detailing Amazon's Red White & Royal Blue ... shot for shot. Season 3 promises to be the year of the guests so get ready for some MORE Chaotic Stupid Pod in 2024!
EPISODE 16: SEA & SPACE & SATURNALIA
Neptune IS an ice giant. But that's not the only facet that may excite you. So sorry Ben made weird mouth noises this episode, he apparently has a new tick. We're neither naughty nor nice this holiday season- see you in a secret third way in 2024!
EPISODE 15: THE MOON IS NOT A PROJECTION
Who was the first to fake a moon landing? What do women think of other than ancient Rome? Why are all men the same when it comes to dump trucks squeezed into stretchy pants? What did yawl bond with your families over on turkey day?
EPISODE 14: NOTHIN' BUT TRUCKS*
*For your turkey day food coma / driving while stuffed brain bleaching pleasure... this episode is a roller coaster, if you zone out for a bit just zone back in. We took a road trip and boy does it show in the audio quality. We're thankful for our dozen loyal listeners this season- but we'd even more thankful if we had a sponsorship. *Playful turkeys had crossed our wires- ep has more gravy and more fun now
EPISODE 13: HOT YOUNG TRENCH
In this episode Marlayna audibly weeps! We skim the surface of another shallow dive, then slip right into the gaping maw of Meg 2: The Trench.
Adam got a call halfway through, so we've added some transition sound effects to our vault. Check them out below.
Track: "Tu Plan", NormatikMusik
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EPISODE 12: SHALLOW DIVE
Hog swim. Toe tip. Submerge and then come right back out. Like diving in, briefly. We broke the law to record this in a motor vehicle: just for you.
EPISODE 10: THE MEGGING
Some of us had to have watched The Meg, because there's a sequel. Stay with us after the jump for sun bear and alien controversy.
BONUS: How Much Blood Does it Take
Guests Britney & Shawn! Ben wanted to talk about Crumpets, Kitchens & Cutlery, but the pod took a different direction. Join us for a bonus episode as we cross into previously un-tread levels of chaos and stupidity.
Catastrophic Implosion
Season 2 is here! Marlayna details the action-packed first VHS of James Cameron's "Titanic," and speeds through the second VHS as we eat (sorry) burritos and plantains. Will Romeo & Juliet rescue the billionaires trapped under the iceberg? No.
MINISODE: THE 5 THINGS ABOUT MAMMALS
Is it lungs? Is it eyes? Nipples? Does being a little skiddish count? Are *we* mammals? Find out in our long awaited return to the airwaves!
EPISODE 8: PIRATES & PEPCORN
Erica covers Pirates of the Caribbean as best she can, we discuss COVID cooking, corpsie cookies(TM), and much more!
EPISODE 7: Betty White takes the Iron Throne from the NRA
Even better and possibly more chaotic than Episode 6- and we were hung over recording this one! Encourage us to keep doing this to ourselves by listening and sharing the podcast!
EPISODE 6: THE GAME OF YOUR HUSBANDS
In this episode Marlayna & Erica explain Hearthstone: Game of Swords. We also briefly touch on astral projection, alien news, and end with a rapid fire word association that we're not sure we were equipped for. Oh and we talk about vitamins for too long.
EPISODE 5: FROM POTTAH TO PORNHUB (feat. Anna)
In this episode, Erica explains Harry Potter in just 14 minutes, we briefly mention the Pornhub Awards- and we have on our first ever guest!
BONUS EPISODE 1: The Notebook
In this one Adam switches it up by trying to explain The Notebook, we finish our coverage of "international men's day," and most importantly we end No Nuance November with a bang!
EPISODE 4: OUR MOST COHERENT EPISODE YET
Have we peaked? Have you? Join us as Marlayna explains what happened to the Titanic after it left NYC- but not until after we celebrate International Men's Day.
EPISODE 3: The STAR WARS double-sode!
This is a long, long discussion from a memory far, far away. So buckle up! If you're digesting this content all by yourself, consume in 2 parts. If we hoodwink someone into sponsoring us it might get easier to find a break point... more on that later.
Cat glyph news: https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/cat-geoglyph-0014413
EPISODE 2: Does it have dog breasts?
Take the quiz and follow along at home: https://animalinyou.com/
EPISODE 1: The gender reveal was orange
In this episode we discuss gender reveal infernos, introduce Erica's lack of movie knowledge, and try and figure out Why? carpets.