Chart of Fortune

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Being a scorpio sun teenage witch might be harder than 2005 me trying to decide which ballet flat + low rise bootcut jean combo is the most appropriate for a date with a man who will never love me.

This week I’m continuing my series on Sabrina Spellman with an astrology deep dive on Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I discuss the show’s origins, the oppositions in the chart that make battling demons look tame and of course the future of the show. bout the future- much like that random coffee informercial starring Melissa Joan Hart I really have no idea. Plus, I tell you the weird brith chart placement both shows share and or course I dispense some salty sun sign astrology where I tell you the sun sign of our favorite characters.

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Some girls live a magical life and some podcasts love to cover that televised existence 25 years later. This week I’m covering a childhood/ tween fave, the TV series Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Whether you fantasized about being raised by your aunts in a cool Victorian mansion or just wanted a wise-cracking talking cat like Salem, this episode cover the libra icon that is this show.

I mention the history of the character Sabrina, the Sarah Michell Gellar and I tell you all about the wild times Aries Sun Melissa Joan Hart had with N*SYNC and this podcast’s lord and savior, Britney Jean Spears. 

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Opposites attract baby. Or at least that’s the truth for two infamous Virgo and Pisces couples on this week’s podcast.I’m talking about Virgo goddesses Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz and their beaus Joel and Benji Madden. Has there ever been a more fun sister-in-law situation? doubtful IMO.

But what is clear is that these relationships are definitely fated. I look at their birth charts, some synastry placements and discuss some signature Virgo-Pisces couple characteristics they share with one another.

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More bananas than vintage Chanel is this new episode all about double Virgo Rachel Zoe. I unpack the birth chart of the show, Rachel’s birth chart and of course discuss the Taylor and Brad of it all.

Also- I have some shocking (?!) news about a beloved Rich Girls character’s sun sign. And I share how fashion reality shows of the mid-2000s are basically my version of having a pErSoNaLiTy.

Grab your platform heels, oversized coffee and sunglasses and remember when we watched hour long episodes of Los Angeles wardrobe stylists hang up clothing, take phone calls in Escalades and fight with one another.

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Roses are red, Covid-19 is still deadly, this week’s episodes is a Bachelor medley! I’m talking about the origins of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and I cover the past Bachelorette seasons guess at what the hell happened to Clare in Mexico.

This podcast episode originally aired on 10/7/2020.

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If you’re anything like me, the TV reunion shows are the cherry on top of an emotionally stunted, slightly scripted sundae that is realty television. So this week I bring you the second of two “where are they now” episodes featuring the life and times of Ally Hilfiger. What happened after Rich Girls wrapped, what is her life like now and what do you need to know about her Lyme disease memoir?

New moon who this? It’s me you’re long lost podcast host and native Virgo moon. I’m back with an episode all about the New Moon in Virgo which will be happening on Monday Sept 6th.

I’m joined by my favorite Tarot expert and Virgo Rising Mallory from Drawn to Tarot for a tarot spread all about this new moon. We cover themes of this new moon for each zodiac element (fire, earth, air and water).

And because we’re people with Virgo in our big three we also did a special reading for people who have Virgo in their 1st, 7th and 10th houses. Looking at you Virgo risings, Pisces risings and Sag risings!

I hope this inspires you to write down some intentions or wishes or at least spend a moment thinking about what you’d like to see more in your life. New moons are a chance to cultivate what we want to bring in, accomplish or cultivate. And after all, nobody does a to-do list better than a Virgo!

If you’re anything like me, the TV reunion shows are the cherry on top of the emotionally stunted, slightly scripted sundae that is realty television. So this week I bring you the first of two “where are they now” episodes featuring the life and times of Jaime Gleicher. What happened after Rich Girls wrapped, what is her life like now and what is the story with her being the person behind the celebrity instagram account Deux Moi?

I share some insights about her relationships, her brief friendship with fellow Jersey girl Lindsay Lohan and of course some little known information about Rich Girls. Rest assured, Sheila is definitely a cancer sun sign.

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As the summer is winding down, so must this podcast series. Yes, it’s time for another Summer Friday: Rich Girls and this week I’m covering the series final.

Jaime’s off to Barnard and Ally’s set to join the Hilfiger fashion empire but we cannot simply drive our Range Rover into the sunset without saying goodbye to Jaime’s puppy Star, the bad boy Michael V and of course the one-sided feud between Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren (real talk, I don’t think Ralph knows this is a thing).There are long goodbyes, and longer denim skirts. Come for the father-daughter bonding, stay for the quiz to determine which Rich Girl you are most like!

(Not so) Breaking News! E! News is no more! They might have left this world, but the juicy details of their birth chart are here to stay! What do the stars tell us about this star-loving show? Listen and find out! Sources close to the show say in lieu of flowers you can subscribe and give a five star review.

This podcast episode originally aired on 8/28/2020.

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🎶Baby, when the lights go out, I’ll show what it’s all about. 🎶 And by all I mean the 9th episode of MTV’s Rich Girls where Jamie and Ally face life after summer vacation, a final hang with their high school friends and the 2003 Northeast Blackout.

Yes, it’s time for another Summer Friday: Rich Girls and this week I’m looking at the birth chart of the blackout to tell e all about Jaime and Ally’s seriously stressed out summer.

The episode also features some Easter eggs where we finally learn the identity of the woman who called evil Michael V. a putz and the truth about that jumping in the pool scene from Ally’s memoir.

Whether you love or hate back to school shopping, you will definitely enjoy hearing about Ally’s business plans and Sheila’s blackout conspiracy theories!

Rise and shine my pop culture astrology babies! It’s time to soak up the sun and salaciousness that only Leo season can offer.

This week I’m covering the show Life of Kylie which detailed Kylie’s cosmetic company empire, her desire to live on a farm and a Peruvian Shamanic commitment ceremony between Jordan and Kylie that aged about as well as my J. Crew wedge flip flops and Catholic High School education (read: terribly).

I also explore Kylie’s penchant for dating men (Hi Tyga and Travis!) whose sun sign square hers and determine what parts of her birth chart influenced their connection. And the astrology connection between Stormi and Kylie is seriously karmic. 

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Get that English breakfast tea a’ brewing because it’s another Summer Fridays: Rich Girls recap!

How come every time you come around my London London bridge trip wanna go down in flames? Fergie might have been referencing something more salacious but this week’s Rich Girls recap has more drama than Meghan and Harry leaving the royal family.

Ally, Jaime and Liz (our carpool companion from episode 3) travel all through London seeing sights, having meals and quietly resenting one another. There’s hair straighter sadness, pancakes, a long discussion of Vegemite and too many awkward cab rides.

What can the astro-cartography of Ally and Jaime tells us about their friendship? With Pluto, Chiron and Jupiter in the mix the only thing that we know for sure is that it’s gonna be dramatic. Oh, and that Ally is thankful for her family’s private plane.

This week I’m living la Leo Luna. In honor of the upcoming Leo New Moon on August 8th at 6:50 AM PST, I’m joined again by Mallory at Drawn to Tarot for a tarot reading for the new moon. What are the themes of this lunation and what should we be thinking of when the moon is just a shiny little sliver in the sky? We look at five cards and maybe even our lives and bad habits to tell us where to put our energy for this new moon magic. 

I hope this inspires you to write down some intentions or wishes or at least spend a moment thinking about what you’d like to see more in your life. New moons are a chance to cultivate what we’d want more of. And after all, only a Leo would tell you more IS more?!

Wheels up, Von Dutch trucker hat on, it’s a brand new episode of the Summer Fridays: Rich Girls astro recaps and this week the west coast getaway continues!

Rich Girls Allie and Jaime head to Los Angeles for shopping, shopping and paying homage to Ozzy Osbourne’s favorite burrito haunt; Chipotle. Guac might be extra but the romance with randos, fighting over another trip and a trip to Kitson is totally worth it.

This episode also features some astro-cartography (aka putting your birth chart on a map!) and dinner with Randy Jackson aka everything your 2003 self didn’t know you needed.

This podcast is officially 1 years old! 1 year old? I’ll learn proper grammar another birthday! But this year I’m celebrating by recapping the July 2003 Vanity Fair It’s Raining Teens Issue!

I share my theories about how this article and photoshoot caused cursed relationships and millennial pink. I also tell you everyone’s sun sign, their pet peeves and where they landed on the question that defined a generation, Britney or Christina?

And I’m sharing an amazing and wildly accurate tarot reading I got from Mallory of Drawn to Tarot. She offers insight into the future of the podcast and we talk about the links between tarot and astro.

Thank you so very much for listening, following, subscribing and saying hey on Instagram! I know for sure that its 1) been a year for the record books and 2) I couldn’t not do it without you.

Pack your bags babe, it’s a brand new episode of the Summer Fridays: Rich Girls astro recaps and this week we’re hitting the road!

It wouldn’t be summer vacation for the Rich Girls without a trip so they fly to Seattle for some quality time with Jaime's aunt and uncle. They enjoy shopping, boating, yoga and of course chatting about dreadlocks and moving to Greenland. (Gotta live up to those PNW granola liberal stereotypes?!)

This episode also features some astro-cartography (aka putting your birth chart on a map!) and a discussion of “the burrito incident”; the latter of which is a fragment of pop culture that has occupied the darkest corners of my mind since Fall 2003. The only thing more haunting might be the intro song MTV chose for this episode.

I’m so excited because this week I’m covering the 2003 classic A Cinderella Story.what you can’t tell I’m excited?! It must be the damn botox, I can’t show emotion for another half hour.

If you feel like you can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone, then Austin Ames put down your flip phone and listen in. I cover the birth chart, how the movie got made and I think I finally discovered the real reason for the feud between Lindsay and Hilary?!. Oh, and did this movie predict the college admissions scandal?!

Don’t expect a full recap because waiting for these plot holes to make sense is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing! 

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This is the fifth episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. If you like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gliecher’s adventures before heading off to college.

Calling all sick puppies, you’re cordially invited to join a discussions of disease, dads, dogs, and death. But before you get too bummed out, there’s oysters on the half shell, birthday desserts and conspiracy theories about Katherine Hepburn.

This week I’m sharing how Rich Girls came to be produced and the astrological transit that had Jaime’s mom playing a melodramatic matchmaker. Is she a Cancer sun or a Leo sun? What we know for sure is  after 5 episodes, we finally learn momma G’s real name!

While reality stars come and go, we all watch for the ancillary character who breaks through. And this episode is no exception. I’m covering the elusive crochet bikini queen Ashley Paige.

Before getting her own TLC show Ashley Paige: Bikini or Bust, her work was all over The Hills, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Rock of Love and more reality show staples.

I look into the birth chart of her show and highlight the mademoiselle behind the macrame, the lady of the loom, and a fellow dog lover. Ashley has a soft spot in my heart and an under-appreciated spot in pop culture.

Also- how perfect is an episode about bikinis for our vaxxed, waxed and chillaxed summer?!

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This is the fourth episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. If you like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gliecher’s adventures before heading off to college.

What do Ferraris, skincare made out of foreskins and used underwear all have in common? They’re major moments in this week’s Rich Girls episode. Ally and Jaime hang out with their dads, teach us all some valuable lessons about clothing and spend some much needed down time in the Hamptons. It’s all fun in the sun until you’re forced to face your own impending adulthood.

Come for the taurus north node discussion, stay for the explanation of how rural communities wear cargo pants?! At least we can spritz some Tommy Girl perfume secure in the knowledge that Ally is probably Team #FreeBritney.

We are gathered here today to discuss the marriage event chart of cancer queen Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

What can the birth chart tell us about the couple and marriage to one another that defined not only reality tv but B-list pop stardom forever? Like why is there so much water sign energy? Why do these people with their matching highlights have a Hallmark movie level meet-cute? And what about the astro-compatibility of their current relationships?

I answer all of these questions and more. 🎵So take my hand, and hold on tight and we’ll get there, this I swear.🎵

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This is the third episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. Calling all dads, grads and lovers of 3AM Youtube rabbit holes- this is for you. If you like me can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher’s adventures before heading off to college.

Happy Fourth of July! And what could be more festive than a Nantucket weekend getaway with the Rich Girls?!

There are movie premieres with Bill Clinton and Kim Catrall, private yoga sessions and overmedicated terriers abound. As the teens reflect on their different futures and consider doing charity work, it’s hard to know if the real fireworks are the ones Papa H paid for or the Saturn opposition to Neptune transit vibes. 

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The strongest substance on earth isn’t diamonds, it’s Erika Gerardi. Like any Cancer queen, she’s tough on the outside and living a couture life of purported crime on the inside!

This week I’m covering all of the Girardi astrology- the birth charts of Erika and Tom, their synastry and of course the astrology of this highly publicized court case.

Neither Erika or I ain’t signing’ no checks and runnin’ them lips (ok maybe I’m guilty of the last stanza) but I’m digging deep into Tom’s past lawsuits, their relationship and of course making some astrology predictions about Erika’s upcoming court appearance.

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Pack your bags and your 🎶Xanax 🎶 because it’s time for a Mediterranean vacation. I’m headed to the now defunct (but open forever in our hearts and minds), Lohan Beach Club.

How is Lindsay’s’ return to pop culture linked to Game of Thrones? What is everyone competing for on Lohan Beach Club? Why does Lindsay keep showing up with lobsters? I’ll do my best to answer these questions and give you some insights into the birth chart of this show.

Lindsay might be 🎶just a little bossy🎶 but I’m just a little obsessed with recalling the dysFUNctional in the sun that was this short lived reality series that's a cross between Vanderpump Rules and The Apprentice. 

Listen in, take my quiz to find out what Lohan Beach Club staff member you are and of course, wear sunscreen while you’re out here leaving five star ratings and reviews. We’ll leave the sick burns to Lindsay and her left hand man Panos.

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Happy early summer solstice! I’m celebrating the start of summer by releasing a mini-series on MTV’s Rich Girls. Calling all dads, grads, millennials and lovers of 3AM YouTube rabbit holes—this is for you. If you, like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher’s adventures before heading off to college.

In this first episode, we see the ladies head off to senior prom, go vintage clothing shopping, and meet zany characters like Star the Bichon Frise, Uncle Billy and a rabbit in a canvas tote bag.

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The law might be reason free from passion but Chart of Fortune is clearly a passion free from reason. So whether you’ve finished the spring semester or ovester, it’s time to celebrate the final few days of Gemini season with an episode featuring my favorite fictional Gemini sun sign Elle Woods.

I discuss the origins of the Legally Blonde franchise (there was like a book?), my time as a summer school baddie and the award acronym I’m making up for covering all of the movies in the Ariana Grande’s Thank U Next video. MTBL? MeGiThirBrinLeg? Yeah….

And speaking of grand(e) there’s a grand trine in this birth chart I have to discuss. What problematic plot choices does it reveal and what about the upcoming third movie? Also, I totally go over what a grand trine is (IFYKYK and if you don’t then here is the 411).

No matter if you grew up in Bel Air across from Aaron Spelling or you happen to be a “stinky old Vanderbilt” everyone can throw chocolates at the tv and leave a five star rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Nancy Jo, it’s Alexis Neiers calling again. I wanted to let you know that that this is the second and final episode in a two-part series about the infamous Bling Ring! And also, sorry for leaving you so many voicemails. And shading you years later... and MOM! everytime you yell I have to *&%$ing re-record it. I'm opening up to you so that way the world could potentially know What a great amazing talented.. .strong..healthy.. girl that I am. Not even a girl, a pop culture astrology podcast. 

This week I’m covering the origins of the Bling Ring, all of the robberies and of course the Sofia Coppola 2013 movie I’m still not over. Join as I discuss the role of eclipses, and full moons, the Neptune in Capricorn generational signature and how Stellan Skarsgard’s first hand experience of Chernobyl is a totally apt metaphor for these troubled and tenacious Calabasas teens?!

Until next week I’ll be busy making a vision board of all of the five star ratings and reviews I’m ✨ manifesting. ✨And so it is…

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Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers and I’m calling to tell you that this is the first episode in a two-part series the infamous Bling Ring! That’s right, this podcast wore 4 inch little brown bebe shoes ($29!) with a tweed skirt to court and is now covering the astrology of the beginnings of the E! Network reality show Pretty Wild, and how star Alexis Neiers went from charity events in Mexico and installing stripper poles to accusatory articles in Vanity Fair and courtroom appearances.

Listen in to learn about the eclipses of 2009, how some Jupiter and Neptune retrograde transits affected the “Homeschooling with the Arlingtons” squad and of course enjoy a “re-enactment” of that infamous phone call.

The second part will be back next week and in the meantime I’ll be busy making a vision board of all of the five star ratings and reviews I’m ✨ manifesting. ✨And so it is…

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I wish I may I wish I might, I wish there was a podcast episode dedicated to the 1996 Disney Channel movie about sisters switching bodies and lives. Well wish no more! (Ok, it might have just been me wishing on what I thought was a shooting star but turned out to be a satellite). I’m channeling those current chaotic eclipse vibes into podcast episode about a science fair and winter dance extravaganza. Hop in your red open air jeep, get your underage sister to drive and come back to 1996 when metallic makeup was a must, knee socks were necessary and no day in high school would be complete without a dominatrix dance routine.

Find out about the eclipse connection in the original birth chart of the movie, the moral messages you might have missed, and of course some salty sun sign astrology for Alexia and Hayley Wheaton.

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I said BRRR, its cold in here. There must be some 1990s cheerleader movies in the atmosphere. Yes, this week I’m calling all clovers and texting all toros to come together for the astrology of Bring It On.

Can the birth chart of the movie have predicted the ending? How about the themes of inequality we’re still working through? Listen in to find out, plus a random Bring It On Lin Manuel Miranda connection, predicting each character’s sun sign and a random shout out to Taurean/teen movie queens Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox.

The only thing scarier than how much this movie shaped my personality might be the upcoming slasher remake?!?

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Its a pop culture astrology EMERGENCY! Grab your rimless sunglasses and velour tracksuits because Bennifer is back baby! 🎶Used to care a little, now I care a lot 🎶, it’s Jenny from the Block and Boston Ben reconciling in Montana?! Are you similarly obsessed with this relationship being reincarnated for 2021? Or are you wondering if this is a PR stunt? An enduring love story? Does it matter? What is certain that like the phoenix (tattoo) adorning Ben’s back this romantic connection has risen from the ashes of the great uncoupling of COVID. So join me this week as I remember Bennifer in all of it’s glory and use astrology to determine what the stars have in store for this rekindled couple. What transits might have predicted the breakup and cancelled wedding? What do those upcoming eclipses seem to think about the couple that started our hallowed tabloid tradition of giving celebrity couples their own monikers?

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Calling all time traveling teens, this week’s episode is for you! I’m discussing the 2003 romantic comedy 13 Going on 30. Is this movie really just a remake of Tom Hank’s Big combined with a lifelong dream of dancing to Thriller with Mark Ruffalo and eating way to many razzles? Yes, yes it is. But isn’t that everyone’s dream? This podcast episode discusses the birth chart of the movie and the birth charts of its stars. And it wouldn’t be a true Chart of Fortune episode without using Hilary Duff’s Instagram and Barney Stinson’s Ewok Line theory to explain the Ruffalo-Garner career significance of this movie. 13 Going On 30 is right on season with some totally taurus vibes and I hope you’ll join me in indulging in all of it!

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This week I’m back to covering the most infamous political family in the United States, the Kennedys. The glamour and east coast style belie a tragic history. But is there something in astrology that explains the untimely deaths, political ambitions and affinity for cable knit sweaters? (Ok, there might not be an explanation for the sweaters, they’re just cozy!) The second and final episode in this series covers the relationship between Jackie and JFK, the assassinations of JFK and RFK, and recounting of the short life of JFK Jr.

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Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart! By your powers combined, I’m (the earth day themed podcast episode about) Captain Planet! That’s right the original animated ecologist is getting the spotlight this week What does the birth chart of the show say about it’s creator Ted Turner? And what about the famous voices like Whoopi Goldberg, Meg Ryan and Jeff Goldblum that graced this show and our little earth loving childhoods? And do the elements of each planeteer’s ring match up with their sun sign? I’m covering all of that and more! Grab a juice in a compostable container or some eco-friendly fruit snacks and come back to the 1990s when discussions or reducing, resuming and recycling were just like our love of men with overly sculpted hair, in its infancy. 

As the show reminds us, 🎶We’re the planeteers, you can be one too, cuz savin’ our planet (and leaving a five start rating and review on iTunes) is the thing to do! 🎶

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This week I’m covering the most infamous political family in the United States, the Kennedys. The glamour and east coast style belie a tragic history. But is there something in astrology that explains the untimely deaths, political ambitions and affinity for cable knit sweaters? (Ok, there might not be an explanation for the sweaters, they’re just cozy!?) This first episode in the series explains the origins of the famous family and the losses that led them to the White House. Its a little bit Virgo, a little bit eight house and a whole lot of intrigue.

This week I’m giving you the best of both worlds. Pop culture and astrology? Snarky commentary and little known facts? No, I’m referring to the Disney Channel original show Hannah Montana. By day Miley Stewart is a normal teen girl but by night she’s international pop-star Hannah Montana. As if I needed another reason to believe blunt blonde bangs could change your life. This episode details the beginnings of the show, the feature film and of course some much needed discussion of the purported prequel and that letter. Also, I get into whether or not the character’s sun signs as on-point as Miley wearing Little Nas X’s Satan shoes or if they made me exclaim what in the sweet niblets is going on? Dolly Parton might not be my godmother(only slightly jelly Miley gets those sweet sweet Grand Ole Opry and vaccine hook-ups) but you can make my dreams come true by leaving a five star rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Baby you can be tough, say enough is enough, you can even be blunt but just promise you’ll follow me down the rabbit hole that is Hilary Duff’s 2007 album Dignity. After Hilary welcomed her third baby into the world last week, I just had to reflect on her post-Lizzie life. I’m just that basic and nostalgic. Bastolgic? This episode centers around the two part MTV made for tv series, Hilary Duff: This is Now which chronicles the year lead up to her album release and tour. I discuss her role in A Cinderella Story, her secretive relationship with Joel Madden and her hit singles that led to her Dignity album. And I might have discovered the astrological reason Lindsay and Hilary ended their years long feud when this album came out?! My dignity might be long gone, but the pop culture tea from this time is here to stay.

This week is a complete departure from discussing the birth charts of the moments and things that made pop culture and instead talking about the people that made pop culture. You might be saying “what do you mean”? Well I’m talking about 2 infamous couples comprised of mutable sun signs.

This episode is all about Virgo Beyonce and Sagittarius Jay-Z and Pisces Justin Bieber and Sagittarius Hailey Baldwin. They’re crazy in love and their love got me looking so crazy right now.

They might have 99 problems but a fixed sign ain’t one. Indeed, the pairs have a less than auspicious sun sign compatibility placement. Their suns are square one another. But are square sun signs really that bad or is this some serious sexual tension? I mean, they liked so they put a ring on it.

Listen in and find out about their love stories and what things these mutable in love couples have in common. Is it too late now to say sorry (for all of the song lyric references)?

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🎶 This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like is it dairy or not? Damn right, it’s mint flavored though. I could teach you but I’ll have to charge. 🎶 Just kidding, this podcast is free.

This week’s episode is dedicated to everyone’s favorite, eh maybe second or third favorite St. Patrick’s Day beverage, McDonald’s Shamrock Shake. From humble beginnings in a small Connecticut town through the Philadelphia Eagles franchise and an international incident involving a now defunct mascot, I trace the outer planets and use profection years to learn more about this beloved beverage.

So sip sip hooray for St. Patrick’s Day! Go forth and celebrate the American way, by making bad choices involving green food coloring.🤢

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Once upon a time, a little over a year ago you left your house to go shopping. Maybe it was to buy a new pair of jeans, or sensible work shoes or even just to buy a coffee and wander past stores simply because you could. Rewind 16 years or more and you could have gone shopping at the mecca for millennial movie stars, ground zero for graphic tees and a paragon of questionable taste, Kitson boutique on Robertson in Los Angeles. This episode uses astrology, some conspiracy theories and a Scott Disick metaphor to explain the ups and downs of the store. It’s time to break out your trucker hat and an oversized hip slung belt and remember the good, the bad and the bedazzled that this boutique shared with us.

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Is luck real? Is it simply a mix of opportunity and hard work? Is it something we can be, either lucky or unlucky? Or is it just a brand of jeans from the mid-2000s? Those deep philosophical questions will have to be answered by another podcast because this week’s episode is all about the 2006 romantic comedy Just My Luck starring Lindsay Lohan and Chris Pine. I’m dishing on what the movie's birth chart tells us about this forgotten gem and what is going on with Lindsay’s chart in 2005. There’s something for everyone: asteroids, British pop bands, and some serious sweater adjacent discussion. They say it’s better to be lucky than good, but leaving a five star rating and review is the absolute best.

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Oh Snap! I had a vision for this week’s episode and it’s paying homage to the Disney Channel Original show That’s So Raven! Admit it now, Raven’s psychic abilities made you the crystal cleansing, tarot card collecting, astrology babe you are today. I’m looking into the birth chart of the series to learn about this supernatural and spectacular show and it’s two (!!) spin-off series. And in honor of Pisces season I’m discussing if Raven’s visions are proof of fate or a free will in a multi-verse theory of existence. Now be sure to leave a five star rating and review, ya nasty!

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Grab your glass slippers, or maybe just your regular slippers because this week I’m headed back to 1997 to celebrate Disney’s Cinderella starring Brandy Norwood, Whitney Houston, Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander and Victor Garber. Based on the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Cinderella, the remake featured homages to the original made-for-tv movie productions and some much needed 90’s style I’m still obsessing over. Bippity Boppity Boo on Disney for making us wait 24 years to watch it on a streaming network. But yay for reliving some Wonderful World of Disney nostalgia and a lot (no really, like a lot) of purple brocade. This episode delves into what astrology can tell us about the casting and making of this film and maybe even what the future of the never released soundtrack will be!?

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Happy Valentine’s Day! For this very special corporate holiday that preys on antiquated notions of hetero-normative love, I’m giving you a bonus episode all about the candy that’s almost as gross as those outdated views, Conversation Hearts! You know them, you might love them and you can barely read whatever cringe-worthy sentiment is sloppily printed on it’s bright chalky exterior. Learn how the candy came to be, all about it’s 4th Saturn return and relive the weird Sweethearts Twilight products that we may have forgotten but have been lovingly chronicled on niche candy blogs of the early 20-teens. It might better to give than to receive but I’ll happily accept any five star ratings and reviews as a V-day treat.

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Rich kids of Beverly Hills

This week podcast episode is all about the rich and now infamous!? I’m covering the E network reality show Rich Kids of Beverly Hills which chronicled the lives of LA’s hottest 20-somethings from 2014 to 2016. But not everything is coming up rose colored Tom Ford sunnies, there are more retrogrades in this episode than petty fights.

I also cover some real life podcast news you need to hear and give a brief shout-out to disgraced journalist Stephen Glass and foot jewelry, both of which have long been erased from culture. Plus, does an old Youtube clip know what is Morgan going to name her baby?!

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