Church of The WolfJun 01, 2020
#23 - drug dealin / the rock vs terry crews
you already know
#22 - patent pending penis gripper / coronovirus / our sponsors
its just arguments and shock humor
#21 - abe lincoln was racist / noahs ark / john stamos
does anybody want to write show notes for us?
#20 - who is texting us?! / would you rather / smugglin weed
i think im caught up now...
#19 - shrink questions / make a wish scam / the UN cant do shit
you know right?
#18 - kitchen knives / netflix series / riding out capitalism
eh whatever
#17 - knights of the boogalo / virginia pregame
who knows what this is all really about, you know?
#16 - wasting money on bitcoin / how many tits are on pornhub / mystery fan messages
im not doing this any more
#15 - kid rock hates oprah / itd take both of us to fill a magnum condom
#14 - mad at NRQ for recommending this guest / steez-o gets LIT
i honestly want to bleep out every time he plugs his show but we dont do any post editing so here it is.
#13 - munching camel nuts / get rich off a company card / animals on antidepressants
just a casual conversation about the weirdest shit we found on the internet
#12 - banned from the internet / making $ on porn hub / Alex Ankrom / lil glock / alex walker
you already know im not writing anything worth value here
#11 - we ruined an episode of NRQ / is logan a trump supporter / why cant bob stop hollaring
#10 - checkmate the rapper / is this racist / walt disney's frozen balls
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OTRH - boogers / molested by a pirate
#9 - Adolf Hitler/Osama Bin Laden/Toby from The Office
OTRH - world wars could be better / amber guygers kinda hot / rodney hates cops
#8 - we are on a network / adopted midgets / icy hot on the dyck
OTRH - the big igloo / fair food / satan / anchor butt plugs
OTRH - in the field at area 51 / most impactful motivational speaker
#7 - butt stuff w/ No Redeeming Qualities / double the meat
Who the fuck is Louie Anderson and why does he want me to watch him masturbate. The guys from No Redeeming Qualities begged us to put them on the show, and they did not let us down. We decide that a bacon cheeseburger is indeed a double meat burger even with one patty. We talk about sports and discuss our fantasy football strategies and line ups. We can agree that eating butt is the most important thing in life. And they admitted Dallas is superior to Houston.
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on the ride home: try anything twice / specs has rats again
this is a new segment we will be doing during the week. basically its just a recording of our call while i drive home from work. its an in depth behind the scene look at how the podcast functions and updates on whats coming soon. also shout out to our soon to be sponsor circuit city.
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#6 dick cancer / zombie survival / holes movie review
This week on the podcast we discuss zombie survival and give our advise on the best options. We also consult a professional on the topic. Then it goes a little off course and we determine that zombie could never exist, which is kind of disappointing. We discuss the untimely death of mac miller and the illicit drugs that caused his demise. At some point we remind males to check their genitals for cancer, so be sure to punch yourself in the nuts or something. This podcast is honestly like an auditory nut punch. Be sure to watch out for dick cancer, the penal predator, it's a real son-of-a-bitch. Snails are really something, that's all i really had to tell you about that. And also, hats off to isis for some reason or another. We do an in-depth analysis of the movie 'Holes' with Shia le'Butt. CHURCH
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#5 talking shit to siri / huge audience
Another episode of the most popular podcast on the internets.
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#4 strip clubs / sandwich science / mic farts
We get Zach from Ugly Trucklin and Definitely Not Mechanics in the "studio" to talk about ten kinds of fucked up shit.
We recorded 3 hours of content, you can find the rest on our Youtube channel later this week. This will be a sample of the content that will be available weekly to our Patreon subscribers. (links below)
ugly trucklin: https://uglytrucklin.com
definitely not mechanics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi8pQvP5lWO3_SFYUUaihaQ
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#3 chemical burn in my mouth (first live podcast)
we might post show notes later, who knows. shout outs:
Justin/ Texas Made Media
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Jordan/ GS3 Media
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#2 where dougie stores his knife (w/ dougie)
Recording straight from Logan's grandma's house. The boy's have a childhood friend on as a special guest and he tells some wild stories that they had never head before.
SHOW NOTES:
-rodney and dougie wrecked on the way in
-juggalo vendor spotlight
-when wrestling gets real
-lady that married a ghost pirate
-fox news' favorite burger
-cadaver pimps and bomb testing
-relationship stories with douglas
~smoke break music jam
-down with equal opportunity marriage
-uranium snake party in oklahoma
-pissin in the ice cream with florida man's wife
-emotional support gator -something you shouldnt do to stay awake
-weaponized shower routine
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#1 rodney finds out what kind of woman he is (w/kaila)
This is the first podcast, preliminary, maiden voyage.... INAUGURAL -thats the right word.
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