Couple Goals with S&M
By Shawn & Maggie Isley
A podcast for those who are passionately curious but also wildly inappropriate.
Couple Goals with S&MFeb 10, 2020
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01:04:52
Too Hot For Teacher
Shawn & Maggie are back! Shawn is still complaining about The Rock but eventually moves on to talk about video game arcades while Maggie bums everyone out with a poor retelling of Bettie Page's early life story.
Oct 21, 202259:17
Jeremy Piven Was Right
We have topics! Well, Maggie does anyway. She talks about famed talk show host and sex worker patron Jerry Springer. Shawn fumbles through some barely half assed research on Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, while Maggie does her best Stan Lee impression. They also try to figure out which M&M is the most f@#kable.
Jan 24, 202201:13:06
Father Dowling Mysteries
After a brief hiatus, Shawn and Maggie return. Like Seinfeld, this episode is about nothing. We discuss Harry Potter, Murder She Wrote, and Tik Tok.
Jan 16, 202246:31
He-Man: Not Even an Attorney
So we decided to record a new episode this week. Shawn rants about the cult of Trump but then moves on to more fun stuff by comparing two of 1993’s action movies: Last Action Hero and Demolition Man. Maggie contains her rage at Shawn’s pointless political ranting and delivers some fun facts about one of her favorite movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Oct 20, 202001:12:10
Feet in my Socks
Shawn & Maggie are back with a new episode, discussing box office results from the 80s, the West Memphis Three, X-Force and Cable. You know, all the pressing issues of 2020.
Aug 09, 202001:23:55
Black Wall Street
S & M are back, explaining what happened with the June 14, 2020 episode, Black Wall Street and the Tulsa Race Massacre, and The Watchmen.
Jun 22, 202056:20
Black Lives Matter (v2)
We're back with the edited version of the episode from June 14th. Shawn & Maggie are discussing BLM, Mike Tyson and...whatever.
Jun 21, 202054:54
X-Men Presents: X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men: An X-Men Adventure
Remember us? We're here and we prepared real content. We're talking about Kitty Genovese (well, Maggie is) and X-Men. Also, Shawn has complaints about the new Batman.
May 18, 202001:13:26
Tangential Cogent Ephemera
Talking about COVID-19 and the crazy conspiracy theories around it.
Apr 20, 202055:48
Billions and Billions
S & M are talking about coronavirus, Tiger King, Violette Morris and DOOM.
Mar 30, 202055:58
COVID-19
Shawn & Maggie talk COVID-19 - and Maggie gets progressively sicker on the mic. Does she have COVID-19? Who knows! She's in her 30s so testing isn't priority.
Mar 16, 202040:26
Sarah Smith-Wesson
S & M are talking about Sarah Winchester, The Winchester Mystery House, The MCU and - YOU GUESSED IT - Star Wars.
Feb 24, 202051:55
2020 Academy Awards
Shawn & Maggie are back! We're talking The Watcher, The Oscars & Birds of Prey.
Feb 10, 202001:04:52
This is the Way
This week we're talking about the common movie trope of cops commandeering your car as well as the lore of Mandalorians. Ya know, the usual stuff.
Jan 06, 202043:56
Decade in Review
S&M review a decade worth of stuff. We're talking about everything this week: movies, music and memories.
Dec 30, 201954:30
Spoilercast: The Rise of Skywalker
We're spoiling everything up in here! Hide your kids! Hide your wife!
Spoilers include, but are not limited to: Any and all things Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Trading Places.
Spoilers include, but are not limited to: Any and all things Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Trading Places.
Dec 23, 201901:09:31
20th Century Reindeer
Maggie dissects the problematic message in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer this week, and then Shawn tells us all about The Ramones.
Dec 16, 201948:03
How much could one banana cost?
S&M are back! This week they're talking about NXIVM & the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man.
Dec 09, 201953:25
S&M in the Bedroom
Shawn & Maggie are back this week with an update! They'll be back for real next week. Thank you for listening!
Dec 02, 201916:36
Victor Von Doomed
This week Shawn is hyped over the Fantastic Four, which makes no sense to anyone who has seen any of the movies, and Maggie tells us about the guy who lived in an airport for 18 years.
Nov 11, 201901:01:58
You're Next
We're back! This week we're talking about Chucky & the Child's Play series as well as Bruce Lee. No (real life) murder! Also, remember KB Toys?
Nov 04, 201901:04:38
Based on the Notions of Stupid People (Replay)
This is a replay of episode 21! We took our first ever week off from the podcast, after 90 weeks, and we both agreed that this was our favorite episode ever. Originally posted in July of 2018, we discuss Silk Road and Robocop.
ALSO: Episodes 1-20 are now Patreon exclusive content.
ALSO: Episodes 1-20 are now Patreon exclusive content.
Oct 28, 201901:21:03
Toe Phobia
We discuss another depressing murder & Freddy vs Jason.
Oct 21, 201901:06:39
Snozzberry Oxygen
Did you know that sometimes ladies relieve dolphins in a sexual way? OK maybe not sometimes but definitely one times in the 60s. And Maggie tells us about it. Also Shawn tells us about Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Oct 14, 201952:04
Two Bwilliant Hawwys
S&M saw Joker and talk about it with no spoilers. Then Maggie tells us about Polly Klaas & Shawn talks about Back to the Future.
Oct 07, 201901:08:56
Sex Box
What do Albert Einstein, Sean Connery and Kurt Cobain have in common? They all sat in Wilhelm Reich's sex box and Maggie tells us about it. Then Shawn tells us about The Joker.
Sep 30, 201901:07:19
I just blue myself
This week we're talking about the 3DO, the blue Fugate people from Kentucky and the PCP spiked chowder that sent the crew of The Titanic to the emergency room.
Sep 23, 201901:07:47
Head Cheese
We're in the scary movie mood! Maggie tells us about the true story behind the Amityville Horror and then Shawn tells us about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Sep 16, 201901:01:47
I gotta go take a smurf
This week we're coming at you with some depressing Columbine content! Also, Jeff Smith's Bone.
Sep 09, 201957:55
Captain DC
It's Labor Day in the US & we still delivered for you. That's dedication. This week Shawn tells us about Superman & Maggie tells us about the 5 year old coal miners who died to make Labor Day a thing.
Sep 02, 201954:40
Blackface Spider-Man
Welp, Spider-Man is out of the MCU so Shawn has to talk about it a lot. Then Maggie talks about Ben & Jerry's "What's the Doughboy afraid of?" campaign and Shawn tells us about Moon Knight and She-Hulk.
Aug 26, 201901:16:49
Minimum Carnage
S&M discuss the late great Phil Hartman and the origins of Venom and Carnage, the stars of this summer's Absolute Carnage crossover event.
Aug 19, 201901:21:08
Bad Dog: Wrongfully Accused
This week S&M are talking about illegal immigration, old timey medicine & Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons & Futurama.
Aug 12, 201901:03:08
Wide Open Elbow
There have been a lot of mass shootings in the US this week. If you don't want to hear us talk about them, skip to minute 26. Then we talk about Cabbage Patch Kid Dolls & Todd McFarlane.
Aug 05, 201901:34:36
Bob McFarlane
This week Shawn tells us about traveling print pressman Bob McFarlane and his son Todd (aka creator of Spawn) and Maggie tells us about Sharon Kinne, a 40+ year fugitive. Also, S&M watched the Amazon Prime series The Boys and there's a horrifying news story. Fun for all ages, step right up!
Jul 29, 201901:12:34
Hair Pattern of an Ewok
Special episode this week! S&M discuss all of the news coming out of San Diego Comic-Con 2019. Marvel, It Chapter 2 and Cats, OH MY! (Seriously, what's going on with Cats?)
Jul 22, 201901:13:46
Knife to the Eye!
It's a long one, guys. Buckle up. This week we're talking about law enforcement adopting the Punisher, Eric Powell's The Goon and a crazy story of rape fantasy, catfishing and wrongful imprisonment.
Jul 15, 201901:24:52
Lawffice
No murder this week! Unless you count Shawn's friendship with the Rocco brothers, who made him watch Aquaman. Shawn also talks about Spider-Man Far From Home in the late second half, so there could be SPOILERS. Oh, and Maggie tells us the story of Royal "Scoop" Daniel.
Jul 08, 201901:09:25
Kamehameha
This week S&M discuss the dark history of Hawaii as well as - you guessed it - more Spider-Man. Shawn tells us about the 2002 Spider-Man because somehow we haven't talked about that yet. Which doesn't seem possible.
Jul 01, 201901:02:30
Birthday Murder
This week is a return to murder with the Lake Bodom murders. Then Shawn tells us about the comic book origins of the possible Spider-Man: Far From Home villains. Also, a lamp update and we found an Avatar fan.
Jun 24, 201901:10:36
Uh... Buyworks
This week Maggie tells us about Second City & Shawn tells us about the creation of Mickey Mouse. No murder!
Jun 17, 201901:01:56
Their First Album
This week we welcome Chris to our Patreon fam & then talk about nu metal for like 50 minutes. Then, because it's almost time for E3 to start, Maggie quickly tells us about the Silent Twins.
Jun 10, 201901:21:10
Hide & Seek Champion
Lots of nonsense this week. Shawn talks about the origin of the X-Men's Wolverine and Maggie tells us about The Ridges (formerly known as Athen's Lunatic Asylum).
Jun 03, 201901:02:32
British Horse Person
Did you know there's a Princess Anne? This week Maggie tells us about her attempted kidnapping and then Shawn tells us about 90s comic books characters.
May 27, 201901:03:58
Panic! at the Batcave
This week Shawn & Maggie discuss security theater, the storytelling problems in the new Star Wars movies, John Wick 3 and the war on women.
Links mentioned: Politico, The Atlantic
May 20, 201901:09:03
Hurricannon
This week we talk about beloved filmmaker Kevin Smith and the Wow! signal. And Shawn still won't shut up about Hellboy.
May 13, 201901:06:42
Speaking of Alcoholics
This week Maggie watched the new Ted Bundy movie on Netflix Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile and tells us about it, then Shawn tells us about the campy Batman villains like Gentleman Ghost and Condiment King.
May 06, 201901:01:22
Heckboy
This week Shawn & Maggie discuss Captain America and The Jerk.
Apr 29, 201901:08:10
The Baba Yaga
This week's episode was recorded on Easter Sunday because Shawn & Maggie are tirelessly dedicated podcasters. They ramble about 16-bit video game wars, Hellboy and Avengers: Endgame.
Apr 22, 201901:02:18
No Capes
Shawn & Maggie DON'T DIE during a tornado warning. Instead, they talk about Hellboy and a well-researched version of the Andrew Cunanan killing spree.
Apr 15, 201901:02:31