The CrackerMilk Podcast
By Connor McDuff
The CrackerMilk PodcastJul 14, 2023
We're All Cops
This is episode 9 of the CrackerMilk podcast, featuring Connor, Elias, Emily, Goob and Chris.
Gaslighting Alanah Pearce
This is episode 8 of the CrackerMilk podcast, with Connor and Elias interviewing Alanah Pearce.
Our Favourite Conspiracies with Nichameleon
This is episode 7 of the CrackerMilk podcast. This episode features Connor, Elias, Goob and Nichameleon.
This episode is for boys only!
The 6th episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast Reboot! Connor is joined by Elias, Goob and new guest, Trae.
Connor Discusses His Disability
Episode 4 of the CrackerMilk Podcast REBOOT. Starring Connor, Chris, Goob, Elias and Tamara.
Tamara Hates Her Baby
Episode 3 of the CrackerMilk Podcast REBOOT. This episode features Connor, Emily, Elias and Tamara.
Nic has a crush on Elias
Episode 2 of the new NEW CrackerMilk Podcast. Nic is caught in the act of flirting with Elias. We also showcase some really incriminating photos of Elias we found of him.
Dad refuses to make anymore videos
Episode one of the new NEW Crackermilk Podcast. Dad (Chris Slater) joins Connor McDuff and Elias De Weger as they gaslight one another.
We secretly caught Dad mid-tantrum on set as well.
The Girls Take Over The Podcast (Episode 5)
Connor is joined by Nic, Emily and Tamara as they derail the entire episode by talking about the pull-out method, Connor's body odour and who they think is the hottest CrackerMilk boy.
You can watch the video version of this podcast on the CrackerMilk Patreon.
Performing CrackerMilk erotic fan-fiction (episode 4)
Nic finds out who loves her the most through gruelling trivia questions. We bring new characters we're trying out to the podcast and we also read fan-made erotic fan fiction.
Everyone Bullies Connor For 45 Minutes (Episode 3)
Tamara and Goob show off their new characters they've been working on. We breakdown Elias's SIDS to try and figure out what's going on. We also read Spongebob Squarepants erotic fan-fiction.
We try to understand sperm (Episode 2)
In this episode the gang quickly devolve into talking almost exclusively about the little animals inside of sperm and Nic's creepy experiences
Our new podcast and we're already cancelled (Episode 1)
This is the first episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast's soft reboot. We are going for a more casual approach so in this episode we read some filthy erotic Harry Potter fan-fiction as well as make an estimated 3, 9/11 jokes.
We replace Elias with an AI (Season 3, Episode 13)
In this ep Connor plays an Alien that wants to probe his next victim, an undercover cop invstigates the podcast and Tom plays a physically disabled genie.
Nichameleon does improv with us (Season 3, Episode 12)
Connor can't recall his dementia diagnosis, Elias shows off his new GIRLFRIEND, The gang go to space and NICHAMELEON, CONNOR and ELIAS find out they are all related.
Gabby opens up about her demonic possession (Season 3, Episode 11)
Gabby talks about removing her MASSIVE milkers, Father Jelly Belly reveals the true horrors behind the creation of Jelly Beans and Connor reminisces about training with Sensei Sha-tu and all of the BACKSHOTS he received.
A minion talks about the allegations against Gru (Season 3, Episode 10)
This is episode #10 of the CrackerMilk Podcast's new series where we take your Youtube comments and turn them into improv scenes. Goob plays a minion and joins the boys to discuss the misconduct by Gru while working for him.
Elias Confesses His Illness (Season 3, Episode 9)
Elias and Goob play a werewolf and vampire in couple's therapy. Elias opens up about this thrush and shows us how Vegemite is made.
Why We Fired Elias (Season 3, Episode 8)
This episode features Connor, Tom and Elias as they read each other's minds, become famous superheroes and contact HR over inappropriate misconduct.
We act out our best Youtube comments (Season 3, Episode 7)
This episodes features Connor, Elias and Goob tackling some of our favourite Youtube comments and transforming them into improv bits. You can catch the full, uncensored 1 hour version of our podcast on the CrackerMilk Patreon.
We choke Elias for your pleasure (Season 3, Episode 6)
In this episode Connor plays a controlling AI system aboard a starship who discovers that his captain is looking at downloading other software. You can catch the full, uncensored version of our podcast on Patreon. Simply search: CrackerMilk.
You have to see his new haircut (Season 3, Episode 5)
Elias reveals what has to be the best haircut of all time on this week's episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast.
Bezos, Zuckerberg & Gates Have a Secret Meeting
Everyone who has over a billion dollars actually shares one of the two accents in this podcast. It's true. Wikipedia it.
Our First DnD One Shot
This is as close as you're ever gonna get to a real CrackerMilk DnD session.
I Can't Stop Waffle Stomping
The CrackerMilk town meeting is here to answer all of its citizens questions. Most of them are to do with the confusion of modern plumbing...
We Make Your Ideas (and instantly regret it)
This is the first episode of Spin That Wheel! If you want one of your ideas on that wheel of doom, sign up to our Patreon and send us your ideas!
Rugrats Too Grown Up
Join the boys as they speak to some of your favourite 90s Nickelodeon cartoon stars and the confronting reality of who they've become.
The Worst Yoga Studio In Australia
This episode comes directly from Connor's resentment for every person he's met that believes they should be called a "guru".
Trapped In a McDonald's Playground
Much like when they were children, the guys find themselves trapped inside the confusing labyrinth that is a Maccas playground.
Our Honest Thoughts On CyberPunk 2077 (ft. Noodle)
The guys are joined by Noodle once again as they take a deep dive into a really small indie video game called, CyberPunk 2077.
Connor Quits His Job
Connor's fed up with the Youtube grind and finally decides to pursue his true dream of becoming a T.V doctor.
Hacking Into Aussie Internet (ft. Noodle)
Our good friend NOODLE joins the boys as they try and fix the Australian internet by pulling a Matrix.
Forcing Our Friend Into Couple's Therapy (ft. Hundar)
We're joined by Tom's long-term lover, Brett Hundley so they can finally work out their relationship issues on the internet for all of you to see.
We Go To The Gaza Strip
It's time for a vacation so the boys head over to the sunny Gaza Strip for a nice load off.
Running Our Own Daycare
The boys show off their new business venture where they'll take your Dad and give them a fantastic experience while you finally get some time away from all of the terrible puns and life lessons.
Confronting a Racist Old White Man
Santa. Santa is the racist old white man. That's the joke. The joke is that Santa discriminates based on race.
Meet Tom's Hot New GF
The boys make a dating show so they can finally have opportunity to feel the sweet touch of another human being. It doesn't work.
Planting An UnderCover Cop In Our House
The boys shrink down into the world of Toy Story to fulfill (mostly Connor's) a childhood dream of being in a Pixar film.
We're Pressing Charges
This is the exclusive, JUDGE JUDY episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast.
There Is Nothing Unusual About This Orphanage
The boys make the big decision to adopt a child together. They head down to the local orphanage where absolutely nothing unusual is happening and it is certainly not a slaughterhouse no sir.
We're Starting a Radio Show
This is episode 12 of the CrackerMilk Podcast
Saving a Small Girl From Drowning
This is episode 10 of the CrackerMilk Podcast.
Abusing Our Intern
This is episode 9 of the CrackerMilk Podcast.
Sent On a Magical Quest!
This is episode 14 of the CrackerMilk Podcast.
Blackmailed By The Bouncer
This is episode 11 of the CrackerMilk Podcast
Choking For Pleasure
This is episode 6 of the CrackerMilk podcast.
PrankCast
This is episode 5 of the CrackerMilk podcast.
Out At The Cricket!
This is episode 8 of the CrackerMilk podcast.
We Go Inside Of Our Friend Because It's Good For Him
This is episode 19 of the CrackerMilk podcast.
Law and Order SVU Erotic Fan Fiction
This is episode 18 of the CrackerMilk podcast.