Critter Critics
By David Maher
Critter CriticsAug 17, 2018
Hyenas are basically the Joker movie
We discuss the comedian of the animal kingdom - Hyenas! These animals get a bad rap, is it deserved? Or do these cackling beasts need more love? We also discuss the Bass Pro Pyramid, a very real thing that everyone needs to know about.
The Egg Monster Squad
"You ever have a girl give you an egg-job?"
We review the Gila Monster, an animal you do NOT want to get bitten by.
Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
We're back to review the shell out of turtles! Luke hints at dark turtle secrets from his past...
The Critties 2020
It's finally time to figure out what the best critters were from the previous year! Who will come out on top? We also play a game based on CATS, pitch the next Rocky movie, and learn an insane fact about Luke's movie watching habits.
You gotta French this Frog
Toads, frogs, what's the difference? Not as much as you may think. But how do they stack up in a review? And would you french a frog? Seriously, would you?
The Star Wars Holiday Special
We are finally back! On this exciting episode we attempt to rank all of the Star Wars creatures and critters from best to worst! Yahoo, now this is podcasting!
If a knife became a bird...
We discuss the EMU, the war-winning terror bird. We also conceptualize an incredible new video game.
The Dog with the Mermaid Tail
Critter Critics finally returns for season 2! Your favorite boys are back to discuss all sorts of seals, including: elephant seals, harp seals, leopard seals, and Seal the artist. Which one of these will come out on top? Listen and find out, duh.
American Llama
Only a few weeks until high school is over? And none of us have gone full camel yet? Join the Critter Critics as review Llamas, Alpacas, and Guanacos all at the same time!
God is a Shrimpman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feelin' that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a Shrimpman
Rhino Royale
100 Rhinos enter. 1 Rhino leaves. We're here to review this thick unicorn of the savanna, but mostly talk a lot about Zac Efron. Like a lot a lot.
Rock-Paper-Scissors | Eagle-Turkey-Moses
It's time to review America's favorite bird! Does the real thing live up to the legend of being the most patriotic critter? Just how clever is this girl? That last joke is a reference to the raptors in Jurassic Park. Because, you know, an eagle is a raptor. Raptor is a classification of bird. Get it?
The Critties
It's the first ever Critter Critics award show, The Critties! We've got 10 exciting awards to give out, but which critters will come out on top? As usual, we discover more about each other than we ever wanted to know.
If Jersey Shore was an Animal...
Planet of the Dillos
Crocodiles: The Jimmy Buffet of High School
50 Shades of Foot
The Indiana Jones of Flavortown
Cheaper by the Dozen 3: The Jersey Devil
The Legend of Stinkhole Sam
What are you, Chicken?
The Chrysalis Crisis
The Secret of Club Penguin
Cougars: The Resurrection of Grumpy Cat
Pigeon Impossible
Scorpions VS Pee-wee Herman
Capybara: Bully or Sweet Boy?
Music used is by Ryan Andersen.