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Ctots Ctalks

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Obscure Internet personality ctots discusses the ongoing nonsense of simulated sports media
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VHL 23

Ctots CtalksSep 30, 2022

00:00
06:37
Drafted

Drafted

Pre-work episode. Profanity.
Aug 15, 202307:41
Get re-hype-drated

Get re-hype-drated

Or don’t. Your choice. I drop some bad vocab in this one, kids. Cover your ears.
Aug 03, 202306:00
July 28

July 28

Surprisingly light on profanity, I think. Must not have had enough coffee this morning.
Jul 28, 202307:20
We Demand Discord Teeps

We Demand Discord Teeps

Yeah, that. vhlforum.com nerds
Jul 12, 202307:37
VHLM Lynx & Such

VHLM Lynx & Such

Profanity all up in here. Just chatting about the VHLM, mostly. Thanks for listening.
Jul 03, 202307:38
Graphics Maybe?

Graphics Maybe?

Who even remembers what this one is. Profanity.
Jun 22, 202307:12
Ctots Ctalks - Bruise Goes to Ottawa

Ctots Ctalks - Bruise Goes to Ottawa

So hyped to get the season started. Explicit language
Jun 13, 202306:28
Frantic Commute Discussion

Frantic Commute Discussion

F bombs dropped, caution
Jun 08, 202306:11
We Back Baby

We Back Baby

Back with a new player, ready to get after it. Explicit because I say the f word like four times
May 24, 202305:37
Happy MAR10 Day! [explicit]

Happy MAR10 Day! [explicit]

It’s Friday and Mario is in town! Except not really. Happy VHL! Also I say all sorts of profanities for five straight minutes, so prepare for that.
Mar 10, 202306:04
RIP Season 87

RIP Season 87

Season 87 is done and dusted. I talk about how that impacts my player and answer some questions from Thunder.
Mar 03, 202306:03
Five minutes?!

Five minutes?!

How can you cover any information at all in five minutes? Life update, shitting on my own performance, drinking lil beers.
Feb 19, 202306:40
Ctots Ctalks - Hunting 700

Ctots Ctalks - Hunting 700

Adult words used. Thanks for listening, VHL.
Feb 06, 202306:16
11/17

11/17

Profanity warning! Like 12 f words
Nov 17, 202206:17
Ctots Ctalks - Let's Play Mario Kart

Ctots Ctalks - Let's Play Mario Kart

Note: probably at least one f-word in this podcast. Mostly clean content, though.

Topics discussed: 

the DC Dragons are rocking the conference semi-finals. That's the type of evergreen content that everyone wants to hear on podcasts.

bans happened but I'm not equipped to give details, really.

VHL Mario Kart?

Community game participation as a supplemental point task?

Oct 20, 202206:28
Ctots Ctalks - Season End & Stat Chat

Ctots Ctalks - Season End & Stat Chat

The season is over and I'm still as clueless as I ever was, apparently. Also I have thoughts about my stats that are probably a whole bunch of hot takes. I dare you to correct me. Probably profanity in this.


The intro music is Welcome Back [Bass Rebels Remix] by Di Young - https://youtu.be/oabx8h-Hgiw

Oct 13, 202210:23
Ctots Ctalks - Questions from Tate!

Ctots Ctalks - Questions from Tate!

Answering a half dozen questions from Tate. Sorry it took like 3 months to get to these, I'm not that busy I just forgot about them. Caution: profanity.

The intro music is Welcome Back [Bass Rebels Remix] by Di Young - https://youtu.be/oabx8h-Hgiw

Oct 13, 202217:26
24 - Podcasting Sucks

24 - Podcasting Sucks

Feeling controversial or something.

Oct 07, 202208:07
VHL 23

VHL 23

In which I discuss D.C.'s sim today and a Pathfinder thing that nurx is working on and fantasy and I think that's it. Drunk cast kinda.

Sep 30, 202206:37
VHL 22 - DC Dragons Update

VHL 22 - DC Dragons Update

We seem to be doing well. Go Dragons!
Sep 25, 202205:38
VHL 21 - Car-casting is Fashionable

VHL 21 - Car-casting is Fashionable

I’m not saying you should do it, but I’m saying that the cool people are.
Sep 14, 202206:30
VHL 20 - VHFL Picks!

VHL 20 - VHFL Picks!

I picked some players for a VHFL team! Let's get that uncapped TPE

Sep 06, 202205:14
VHL 19

VHL 19

Talking about all the exciting off-season ongoing stuff of the week! Tune in for more stuff next week, I'm sure.


vhlforum.com to get in on the action if you somehow found this podcast and don't know what I'm talking about.

Aug 30, 202206:11
VHL 18

VHL 18

Back after a whole bunch of time away, only to find out my team had a deep playoff run. Definitely feel guilty about letting them down but hopefully they don't all hate me for it.

Aug 24, 202205:19
VHL 17

VHL 17

Sim hockey is just really fun but I also can’t focus enough to talk about it for fifteen straight minutes.
Jun 11, 202215:34
VHL 16

VHL 16

What better time to experiment than with a sim league podcast?
Jun 11, 202207:10
VHL 15

VHL 15

Oslo’s stars, DC’s playoff heartbreak, NHL playoffs, NRL for some reason?
May 31, 202217:58
VHL 14

VHL 14

Mostly press conference questions?
May 31, 202211:58
VHL 13

VHL 13

Appreciation week, Jack Johnson ban, sorta playoffs. Thanks for listening!
May 26, 202210:35
VHL 12 - Bread and Butter

VHL 12 - Bread and Butter

Thanks for listening!
May 17, 202209:26
VHL 11 - Mostly Answering Questions

VHL 11 - Mostly Answering Questions

Thanks for sending those questions in, Thunder and Shindigs!
May 16, 202220:27
VHL 10 - Segments Maybe?

VHL 10 - Segments Maybe?

Subjects discussed: VHLE standings, the future of Bratislava, my potential future in D.C., how to get an AGM position, and a listener question about disc golf!
May 09, 202210:06
VHL 9

VHL 9

I’m not doing long titles anymore. I’m not clever enough. Or descriptions.
May 05, 202219:39
VHL 8 - Too Chaotic to Title

VHL 8 - Too Chaotic to Title

This is an earful. Listener discretion advised, I use profanity in this episode! Subjects discussed: the forum order, Baxter Arcanum’s success, labor shortage, my possible undiagnosed mental illnesses. I covered a lot of ground.
May 03, 202215:40
VHL 7 - Production Value Edition

VHL 7 - Production Value Edition

I step into the 'studio' as it were to record in a more professional setting than my car. Enjoy my walkthrough of the goings-on of the VHL as of today.

Apr 26, 202218:12
VHL 6 - An Inept VHLE AGM

VHL 6 - An Inept VHLE AGM

I don’t know enough about the league I’m in. I know that now.
Apr 25, 202206:32
VHL 5 - Degenerate Behavior

VHL 5 - Degenerate Behavior

Listener discretion advised - pretty sure I advocate for the use of drugs at least once. I also talk about the DC Dragons, Oslo a bit, and my lack of interest in the M.
Apr 20, 202208:60
VHL 4 - Post-Draft Impressions

VHL 4 - Post-Draft Impressions

Baxter Arcanum got drafted, dudes! Let’s talk about that and maybe the upcoming VHLE draft for a hot second.
Apr 06, 202208:33
VHL 3 - Off-season Management, Onboarding Ideas, and a bit about me

VHL 3 - Off-season Management, Onboarding Ideas, and a bit about me

This is my first longer podcast and I didn’t realize how much longer it would really take. 25 minutes of audio cut down to much, much less time once finished. Enjoy, listener!
Mar 23, 202214:37
Ctots Ctalks VHL 2 - JST, gang!

Ctots Ctalks VHL 2 - JST, gang!

A bit late out in this one, but that’s fine
Mar 17, 202205:25
VHL 1 - Hybrid Attributes & Other Curiosities

VHL 1 - Hybrid Attributes & Other Curiosities

Talking about the main thing to talk about in the league even though I couldn’t really describe the current meta. Send me your secret team drama so I can air that dirty laundry in a future episode or something. I wanna get spicy.
Mar 07, 202205:41