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Don't Mansplain Breastfeeding

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By Scott, Joey, and Garrett
Scott has enlisted his friends Joey and Garrett to help him adjust to fatherhood.
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Real Poop Content
Joey's son is potty training, and the guys prepare Scott to start thinking about that milestone. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
21:23
January 15, 2019
Somewhat Sentient Handbags
Happy 2019! New year, new...well, you’re just going to have to listen to find out. _Sorry for Scott’s audio this episode. On top of being sick, he did decide to record inside of a tin can._ Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
24:47
January 2, 2019
Cock Wayne
The guys catch up after a long hiatus. Scott learns about the wonderful 15-18 month old timeframe, and the not-so-wonderful time that comes after. Garrett talks about the joys of parenting a kid who shares all of his irritating behaviors. Joey's boys play as the dynamic duo, Batman & Batman. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
32:36
December 18, 2018
Everything Within Reach is a Toy
The guys talk about eating out at restaurants with kids. Joey is concerned about raising “well-done” children. Scott shares some gems from IMDB’s Parents Guide. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
23:10
May 7, 2018
Make Bagel Bites Great Again
Sorry it’s been a while — we’ve missed you. This episode we talk about gifts that our kids have given us, then venture down the rabbit hole discussing a popular, carb-heavy foodstuff from our childhood. It has nothing to do with parenting, but you know what they say: when pizza’s on a bagel, you can talk about pizza anytime. The infamous Bagel Bites commercial:
22:04
March 31, 2018
Top Dad
Scott got a new bottle brush recently, and he’s VERY excited about it. The guys talk about the hottest new reality competition for dads. Joey and Garrett help Scott prepare for their first night with a babysitter. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
22:05
March 4, 2018
Never Have I Ever
Garrett leads Scott and Joey into a game of Never Have I Ever, Parent Edition. The list: https://www.facebook.com/HowToBeADad/posts/2046681902025709. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
23:04
February 11, 2018
Put 'em on the Roof Rack
Joey has a 2018 resolution to use his phone less around his kids. Scott plays diaper roulette. Garrett talks about the low (low!) bar that old people have when it comes to dad expectations. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
23:39
January 28, 2018
I Was a Leash Kid
Scott’s sick (again) after taking a weaponized cough to the eyeball. The guys discuss kids that just wander off, and how one of us was a leash kid (guess who?). Fresh off the heels of the holiday season, Joey has questions about gift-giving philosophy and memorable gifts. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
29:47
January 11, 2018
The MacGyver of First World Problems
Joey is on the road, and he’s set up a recording studio in his parents’ basement using only a Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape. Garrett can’t remember the name of his favorite holiday movie. Joey wishes everyone an Earth, Wind, and Fire-riffic Christmas. Scott has strong feelings about the kids table. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
31:25
December 23, 2017
It's Colds All the Way Down
Poor Garrett. He’s feeling under the weather, getting judged by his daycare, and is about to experience a shoe-related intervention. We promise we’ll be nicer to him next time. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
25:14
December 10, 2017
What About the Bulldozer?
It’s the holiday season! No, not *that* holiday season — this episode is mostly about Halloween, because we’re still working through our recording backlog. It's like a month-old piece of candy that you just found at the back of the cupboard: a little stale, but okay if you just really, really want a piece of candy. The guys talk costumes, pumpkin carving, and trick-or-treating plans. Joey is grumpy. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
23:05
November 27, 2017
#POUCHFAIL
Scott channels Indiana Jones at his freezer. Garrett and Joey give their status report on Lean Management Mornings (see ep. 9). The guys discuss a recent Gerber innovation that will change everything you know about pouch-based snacks. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
29:18
November 12, 2017
Dad Max: Fury Road
_“I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land.”_ Fun fact: the narrator at the beginning of Mad Max 2 was talking about his daycare parking lot at drop-off time. Scott has good news. Garrett's kid learned a fun new phrase from a classmate. The guys share daycare drop-off horror stories. Joey alternates between driving like an old person and driving 2 Fast AND 2 Furious. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
23:52
October 29, 2017
Lean Management for Toddlers
This episode is Serious Business. The guys discuss using Lean Management Strategies with toddlers because, let’s be honest, small kids love focusing on things like key performance indicators, continuous improvement, and process optimization. If you like what you hear, be sure to grab a ticket to DadCon 2018, an annual gathering of innovators, mavericks, and thought leaders in the burgeoning fatherhood-space. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
25:27
October 15, 2017
Brosectomy
Joey is on a new diet, and it doesn’t include cheesesteaks. The guys talk about the latest craze in luxury surgical sterilization. Scott gets advice in preparation for an upcoming road trip. This episode was brought to you by Arby’s™, Squarespace™, Subway™, Culver’s™, Bob Evans™, Denny’s™, and not Mission Critical™. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
21:43
October 1, 2017
Baby’s First Car Trip Diaper Blowout Carseat Wash
Scott can’t stop watching Terrace House on Netflix. Garrett and Joey talk about kids favoring one parent over the other. The boys discuss milestones and baby books. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
25:35
September 17, 2017
Welcome to Fatherhood
We’re *all* dads now! Scott is very very sleepy, but he did come up with a baby-related business idea while on paternity leave. Joey and Garrett take opposing views on baby monitors, and talk about transitioning home with a newborn when there are pets and siblings. Scott can’t finish a beer. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
26:29
September 3, 2017
My Parenting Waterloo
Garrett's going on vacation, but he's recording this podcast instead of packing. Scott gets grossed out by mall play areas, and Joey deals with tee-ball chaos. The boys talk about the sartorial stylings of Costco #dadfashion. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
33:33
August 20, 2017
SHORT - It Cakes
Our next full episode will be ready in a week (blame Scott), so this tidbit will have to hold you over for now. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
03:18
August 13, 2017
Poop Catapult
Garrett talks about combining family celebrations. Joey tells Scott what he should be worried about with a newborn, and it's not what he thinks. The boys share stories about pregnancy cravings and gaining sympathy weight from eating all that good, good food. Go out and grab a gyro and a Shamrock Shake, and enjoy the episode. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
24:08
July 30, 2017
A Bed Full of Mr. Potato Head Parts
Scott learns how many onesies you really need for a newborn. Joey ruins children’s books. Garrett and Joey help Scott prepare for the clutter that kids bring to a house. The boys brainstorm a new pregnancy-related business idea. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
26:54
July 16, 2017
Don't Mansplain Breastfeeding
Joey helps Scott understand the important job of Snack Dad. Garrett brainstorms a new support role for the birth experience. Scott discusses birthing classes, and shares the hottest new piece of tactical baby gear. The boys imagine the best fantasy registry items. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
26:35
July 2, 2017
What's the Worst That Could Happen?
Joey and Garrett swap bedtime war stories. Scott fills everyone in on nursery progress and the birth plan. The guys discuss their favorite parenting advice. Warning: this one has some swears. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dadjokespod And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/dadjokespod
29:55
June 18, 2017
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