Dads Off Duty
By S & J
We also talk about what it's like to be a dad in 2021. We talk about beer, booze, movies, our wives, idiots we meet, hobbies we enjoy.
You get the Idea, no dad topic is sacred here. We are an interactive Podcast, so reach out to us give us suggestions, topics, come on the show and talk to us about something important!
Dads Off DutyNov 04, 2020
Lessons Learned
Seth and Jason are back, and they are looking back to a time "Pre-Kids". When sleep lasted forever and we drank until we passed out. This week, the guys discuss what they would tell their younger selves about what it's like being a dad. Some of our ideas are touching, others are funny, and some are just sad.
In addition, Jason heads down to the Caribbean for Cocktail O'Clock, and Seth updates us on his weight loss journey.
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Are We There Yet?
Here's the story, you as a father or mother. Let us just say parent are sitting peacefully in the front seat of your vehicle driving or enjoying the other person driving. You are a tidy 5-10 minutes into your trip and from the backseat a gremlin speaks up in a high pitched whine... Are we there yet?
Does it look like we are there? Am I stopping right now? NO, its only been "x" amount of minutes.
Try this one on for size. Be a parent and you are making a meal for your kid which is exactly what the little turd asked for just a few minutes before. You place the food in front of them and then you hear the magic phrase... That's not what I wanted...
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Everything Comes Down to Poo
We had to do it... the dads discuss all things Potty Training! This week, we give a number of great tips to help you teach your kids to do their business on a toilet. And of course, we have some horror stories to share as well.
In addition, Seth reviews a drink in a new genre, and Jason discusses his NEWEST family member (while fighting with his terrible home internet).
So finish your lemonade and Baby Ruth(c) bar before having a listen!
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An ADHD Discussion
This week, the guys discuss Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD). Seth walks us through the history of this disorder and explains how he lives with it on a daily basis. Jason gets the "official" test on the podcast to determine if he has ADHD, and acts as the interviewer to learn more about the disorder with some FAQ.
In addition, Seth is still off the wagon (or is it on the wagon)? And Jason petitions to get an intern for the podcast.
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Not My Manhood, Man...
Beware! This weeks episode contains graphic content not suitable all men, women, and children.
What is this topic? Jason and returning guest host JV discuss the topic of getting a vasectomy. From the initial meetings, to the surgery itself and the recovery process (HUN, PASS THE BAG OF PEAS!) it’s all on the table. Seth listens and adds his horrible sense of humor in when not necessary.
Burned flesh, boxer briefs and planning your neuter around the NFL season are discussed this week. We take this challenge on like only dads can in our latest episode of “Dads off Duty”.
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Superbowl Sunday
It is super bowl Sunday and you know what that means... wait we have never released an episode on Sunday before?
Why now?
Well good people, I have missed you for almost 2 months and now I am back with the godfather Jason Kady himself and we are here to fill that empty head space with football knowledge.
Also should kids play tackle football?
What are the best 5 foods to watch a football game with?
Jason has a fruity drink issue again and lies about the rating of his drink.
All in another episode of Dads off Duty
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Return of the King
Yes, Yes, Yes
No I am not talking about the noises you make in the bedroom you freak! I am speaking spefically of the noises I make in the bedroom. That person making the noises, the one who can't shut up and now you have difficulty looking in the eyes?
Seth Michels of course, back to lay the dad smack down on your faces and talk about all of his crappy dad and life problems. Pretty much my back hurts all the time.
From having to carry this podcast, but seriously this episode has it all. Seth complaining, Seth being happy and Seth being reticent. See i can use big words me no dumb dumb.
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A Baby's Laugh Is Less Beautiful at 3 AM
This week, Jason welcomes "new dad" Jordan McCoy (Living the Dad Life) to the podcast! The dads discuss the early days of being a parent, including what it was like for Jordan and his wife to give birth during these crazy times. Jason and Jordan also hit on some important topics regarding men's mental health, and how men handle the 9 months of pregnancy.
In addition, J & J bring some class this week to the drinking segments (pinky up!), and Jordan explains why he created a YouTube channel.
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It's Dad Time, One Last Call For Alcohol
Jason is back, and so is JV! The guys discuss what they like to do when they're "Off Duty". JV gushes on his love for concerts (and his hatred for Journey). Jason admits he likes to solve murders on his free time. And both men gab about their love for getting a rockin' Dad Bod.
In addition - Jason tried JV's recommendation of Dragon's Milk - what did he think?! And just WHAT did a 90 year old woman do to JV at the grocery store??
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(Boys and) Girls Just Want To Have Fun
This week, Jason invites his most beautiful guest to date -- his wife, Julie! The better half shares some fantastic (free and cheap!) ideas to keep your kids entertained.
In addition, the Kady's share the (now very outdated) story of how they met. And by the time you finish listening to this, Julie may finally decide on the name of her drinking segment...
If you have a great idea on cheap/free kids activities, we'd love to hear from you!
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Quit Playing With Your Dinghy!
Happy 2021! Jason is back, and he's not alone! Superfan Justin (aka JV) is on the podcast to bring a second voice to your earholes.
The guys tap into their 30 year friendship to reminisce about how they played as kids. We also dive into how our own kids play nowadays.
Do they support "Participation trophies"? Should our kids ride their bikes as far as we use to? And JV explains why his kid is a better athlete at 7 than he will ever be.
And of course .. two new drinks. You won't be disappointed!!
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Die Hard IS A Christmas Movie
Jason is flying solo and leads us through this episode. He discusses where the dads have been, what Seth has going on in his life, and the future of the podcast.
In addition, Jason has a merry discussion about Christmas. Traditions are discussed, what the holidays are like in 2020, and of course: Christmas movies. Not to mention, a holiday theme drink is consumed.
And if you've missed dad jokes, Jason has you covered like a condom on .. uh.. nevermind.
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Hot Takes Old Flicks
Jason and Seth take a look back at the movies that shaped their childhood, including Jurassic park, Ghostbusters, and Star Wars, among others. Seth has a hot take on the classic Indiana Jones trilogy that you do not want to miss.
Also on a positive note: both drinks score high in the eyes of our manly hosts!
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Grow Up? But I'm a Toys R Us Kid!
This week, the dads take us down memory lane to share what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our wives also chimed in with their memories, and we ask our kids for their current career paths.
One of us wanted a non-lucrative career in the financial sector, someone wanted to farm baseball gloves (?), and another is seemingly a "Yes" man.
In other news, Seth shares a hidden skill he has, Jason goes on an anti-drug campaign, and two new drinks are discussed!
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Lying to Kids: The Parents Way
How often do you find yourself lying to your children? Jason and Seth discuss this and the specific lies we tell our kids in preparation for life. Seth talks about how Santa Claus is a gateway lie and how his childhood was remarkably less magical than Jason's.
Our parents ruined us with their lies, gum, tv, video games. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
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Talk Grocery To Me
Whether you do it alone or with a partner (we won't judge), grocery shopping is a must on everyone's list. The dads share their top 5 parts of the grocery store, while also walking us through the differences in our wives lists. What's important to a woman versus a man? (Hint: Meat is a priority of one, not so much another)
Seth shows us a way to improve our gag reflex - something I'm sure will be useful to you. And Jason strikes out when the clock strikes "Cocktail". I'LL TRY BETTER NEXT WEEK, OKAY!?!?
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Life Under Pressure
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax.
Seth gets deep into the roots of why he is the way he is while jason attempts to smoke out his basement in this thrilling installment of why it is so damn depressing to be an adult, in this life under pressure.
What kind of pressures did you experience growing up? What kind of Difficulties did you go through? please reach out to us on our social media and share those thoughts with us and we will feature your responses on the show!
Men Go to Bars, Women Are From Venus
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax.
This week, the dads take a look at raising boys versus girls. We break down the types of movies each watches, the toys they play with, and how they spend their free time.
Plus - what exactly IS a "Poop Oven"? Seth describes it in intricate detail, while Jason rates his best drink yet!
And finally - what is the correct way to teach your kid how to ride a bike without training wheels?
Onward to Hard Drinking
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax.
This is the Dads off duty movie review of Onward a Disney Pixar movie that doesn't quite live up to its billing but nonetheless provides some thoughtful and meaningful moments in a mixed bag. On the way Seth tries a bad drink, it has the words fire-weed in it, how did he think it would be good. Jason brings a colorful twist to his cocktail o'clock and it turns out much better than his previous attempt to bring color into his cocktail experience.
one movie and two very different opinions about Onward, reach out to us and tell us your opinions on the matter and perhaps what movie you want to listen to us review.
They THREW me into Public
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax.
This week, Seth & Jason discuss what it's like being out in public with our kids. We smile about the places that are enjoyable to have our kids explore and have fun. In contrast, we cringe at the other places that make us glad there's a stay-at-home order.
Jason recommends a new Netflix series he's watching, while Seth shares a decent dad joke and less decent impressions.
Guilt(y) as Charged
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax.
The two dads talk about parenting guilt, anxiety and making the right decision with regards to our children. What is the right call, is it okay to question how you feel? They discuss it in this weeks episode.
A Sick Influencer is called an Influenza
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In this episode, Seth & Jason discuss those that have influenced their lives for good and bad. They share some dad stories, and discuss some drinks (one is good and one is absolute garbage).
Aye Corona the kids in school
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax. This is just the opening episode meet the two men behind the mic as they discuss the future of the podcast.
Time to get down to business, the dads talk about what the Corona virus means for their kids school habits. Also Jason makes a bad drink.
Episode 1 The pilots might be drunk
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2 Dads 2 different drinks completely off duty and ready to relax. This is just the opening episode meet the two men behind the mic as they discuss the future of the podcast.