Damn Goats
By Ramona Tyler and Jess Mercer
Damn GoatsJun 11, 2020
Species Review
Ramona and Jess review one of the 90's forgotten horror gems- the softcore sexy spooktacular known as Species. There are at least two big reasons why you'll like this movie, but boobs aside- does this film have anything to offer? Find out in this exciting minisode edition of Horror Hoarders.
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Kawai Kitsune by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4990-kawai-kitsune
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Amazon Horror Movies 2: Electric Spookaloo
Ramona and Jess watch 4 horror films available on Amazon Prime and let you know if they're worth your time (rhyme unintended). Do the Perfect Host, High Life, House, and Poughkeepsie Tapes have what it takes to scare your socks off, or will they make you fall asleep? Find out on this week's thrilling episode of Horror Hoarders!
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Love you bitches. Stay Spooky.
Amazon Prime Horror Movie Round Up
Months earlier in the Unending Quarantine, Ramona and Jess watched a bunch of horror movies on everyone's third favorite streaming service and recorded their thoughts. Herein resides the mini-reviews for After Midnight, Come to Daddy, We Are What We Are, 2001 Maniacs, Possum, Hole in the Ground and a bonus non-Amazon movie just because.
Stephen King Movies-Worst Of
Ramona and Jess have a looksee at the other side of the coin of King's cinematic output. The Dark Half, if you will. Cats, hats and shats included.
Stephen King Movies-Best of
Ramona and Jess review the cinematic endeavors of Maine's favorite son and suss out which are the top pics.
Creepypasta II: Creepy Boogaloo
Jess and Ramona spend the day before Valentine's Day like any other couple: reading creepypasta stories to each other on the quest to find a great scare! Listen as we explore tainted sodas, monsters in bedrooms, living dolls, spooky sheds, the horror of birth, terrifying haircuts, and sleep experiments. Listen with the lights on while you cuddle a loved one, or listen alone at night and let us lull you to sleep. It's your funeral!
Creepypasta Credits:
Werewolf Ears- Kolpik
Sombrero Wearing Dinosaur- The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0
The King of Superiority Complex- Resident DeVir
Built to Be Loved- JDeschene
The Forbidden Shed- Zampano
Cervine Birth- Unknown
Avoid the Soda Known as "Uncle Al's Pop"- SummerAndTinkles
The Russian Sleep Experiment-Original Author Unknown
Music:
Fluidscape by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3767-fluidscape
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
The Scalpel Bowl
Ramona takes Jess on a disturbing (and sometimes disgusting) journey through the world of historical medical oddities. Discover the wonderful world of lobotomies- with or without ice picks. Find out why some people are "holier-than-thou" with just the use of a simple drill to the skull. Sit through a shocking half time show. Find out the myriad benefits of drinking pee, and decide if you want a fecal transplant or doo doo smoothie. Of course the Big Game wouldn't be complete without commercials for medicines that may still be used today, but definitely had some interesting ideas of their efficacy back then. Which stomach churning feat of "science" will prevail to win the Scalpel Bowl ring? You'll have to listen to find out!
Sources:
https://www.britannica.com/science/lobotomy
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57988/11-unbelievable-moments-cocaines-early-medical-history
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/features/trepan.htm
https://www.livescience.com/62591-trepanation-explained.html
https://www.thesantaclara.org/blog/trepanation
https://corrosion-doctors.org/Elements-Toxic/Mercury-medical.htm#:~:text=Mercury%20was%20the%20remedy%20of,Europe%20to%20treat%20skin%20diseases
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/electroconvulsive-therapy-a-history-of-controversy-but-also-of-help/
https://mcdreeamiemusings.com/blog/2019/8/11/f40zb97cz4s4zzdycw7t3r8e2ylpw6
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/15/long-opiate-use-history-america-latest-epidemic
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032615/
https://www.westword.com/news/urine-therapy-explained-by-boulders-brother-sage-10983164
https://www.medscape.com/features/slideshow/alcohol-medicine#page=15
The Sawbones Book
Justin McElroy Dr. Sydnee McElroy
Sawbones is a podcast hosted by these authors, if you liked this episode, you'll love it. Look for it on your favorite podcast apps!
I didn't use this as a source, because I unfortunately haven't read it, but I did talk about the following book:
My Lobotomy: A Memoir
Charles Fleming and Howard Dully
Evil AIs: Are They Going to Kill Us and Which One Should Do It?
A thinly veiled excuse for Jess and Ramona to talk about their favorite fictional killer AIs, with the occasional reference to real life robo-shenanigans.
Bad Trip Stories
Jess and Ramona go on a bad trip, man. These are stories from Erowid.com wherein the users of various substances explain their negative experiences with a variety of drugs. Trip through time, space, and meaning with the horror hoarders crew. You might discover yourself- or take a journey through hell, but it's bound to be a wild time.
Glitter Blast by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4707-glitter-blast
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Fluidscape by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3767-fluidscape
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
World of Darkness
In which Jess and Ramona reflect on the ups and downs of the most emo role-playing series the 1990's had to offer. We mention this here article: https://web.archive.org/web/20180708153619/http://www.dogwithdice.com/whitewolfaredead/
Psychological Oddities
Ramona and Jess talk about various ways your mind can work against you to your detriment. From falling in love with really bad boys (or girls) to thinking you're a walking corpse to wanting to chop off limbs- we'll cover it all and go on tangents about cyberpunk to boot. We're back, baby and we're coming for your brains!
Sources:
Cosmopolitan 3 Experts Explain Why Some People Are Attracted to Serial Killers- ELIZA THOMPSON
A Case Report of Cotard’s Syndrome- Anne, MD Boris Mekinulov, MD
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
Glitter Blast by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4707-glitter-blast
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey- Chuck Palahniuk- this is the book I go on about at the end of the episode.
Monster Mash
We're Back! After some crazy real life events that have prevented us from podcasting (sorry, fam). We're back with a bang! This time Ramona and Jess have a Monster Mash where they mash up 16 of your favorite movie monsters and villains March Madness style to find out which one reigns supreme! It's a hell of a spooky time and you get to find out how little Ramona knows about basketball and how much she knows about air horns, while discovering whether Jess will allow anything to outrank his beloved xenomorph or predator. It's a wild ride and would Space Jam to shame!
Serial Killer Showdown
Ramona and Jess battle some of the most notorious serial killers (and some creeps you may not know much about) to find out who is the worst of the worst. Who would cause more wide-spread panic if let loose upon the world in today's modern era? Would Ted Bundy cause terror? Would John Wayne Gacy drive us crazy? Would Richard Ramirez be a man to fear-ez? Find out all of this and more in our latest episode!
Night Vigil by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5746-night-vigil
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Farting Around by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5152-farting-around
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Jane Toppan, Bela Kiss, and Belle Gunness information from The World of Lore: Wicked Mortals Aaron Mahnke Del Rey 2018
Other information on serial killers Via Wikipedia
Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter.
Poem the bullet was a girl from Soundcloud by Danez Smith from Academy of American Poets Copyright © 2015 by Danez Smith. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on September 3, 2015, by the Academy of American Poets
Alien Movie Franchise
Ramona and Jess explore the vast cosmos and all the xenomorphs within. In space, no one can hear you podcast. In this episode we explore what makes Bill Paxton one of a kind, how does Winona Ryder's hotness improve a movie, and how alien DNA helps improve your B-Ball skills. Complete with mouth-made sound effects, disturbing music, and the ever-present pet interruptions. This episode is more disturbing than Weyland Yutani's overbearing corporate presence!
Affected the Manor Minisode
In this minisode, Ramona plays a horror VR game. Will she get scared? Does the game actually take place in a haunted Buffalo's restaurant? Are little girls creepy or annoying? Why does the same damn chair keep showing up? The answers to some of these questions will be revealed.
Advertising Music:
"Glitter Blast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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The Dark Side of Dungeons and Dragons
Ramona and Jess Dungeon Dive into the "dark side" of D&D. We explore demons, dragons, green slimes, and total party kills- all while our dog, Oscar, stomps around menacingly doing his best Minotaur impression. For some reason, there's more jokes about wandering horror Logan Paul in this episode. Cat kisses! Innocent children turning into big boobied sex witches? A god that kicks other gods' asses to steal their clothes. It's a weird and wild world out there and all it takes is a D20 and some imagination.
Our Website
Music by: Midnight Tale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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References:
Art and Arcana- Michael Witwer, Kyle Newman, Jon Peterson, Sam Witwer
Player's Handbook- Wizards RPG team
Various Plane information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Plane
Iggwilv: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iggwilv
Abbathor: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Abbathor
Mydianchlarus:https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Oinoloth
Tiamat: .https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiamat
Kurtulmak: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Kurtulmak https://realmofadventure.fandom.com/wiki/Kurtulmak
The Lady of Pain: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Lady_of_Pain
The Tiger King and I and Us
Ramona and Jess review the latest on the Tiger King, Joe Exotic and his colorful cast of characters. Which Hollywood actors should be in the inevitable movie? How many animal guest starts can we accumulate in one episode? More singing and hi-jinks ensue as we look into this wild, wild world and try to decide... which is worse - a cult-ish zookeeper or Logan Paul? Make up your own mind in this episode of Horror Hoarders.
We dig a little deeper into the episode here- where you can find out more about Red Letter Media, Real Lawyer Reacts, and a few updates that were revealed after this episode was recorded!
Creepypasta
In this episode, Ramona and Jess dive into the murky waters of Creepypastas. They discover the terrors of musty carpets, beige wallpaper, and blue chairs. They encounter creatures like demon cats and shaved apes. We may or may not chop off some limbs and/ or reenact High School text messages. There may be singing involved. Ramona might try to speak Japanese. Who knows what will happen in the wild world of Creepypastas!
Music from this episode:
Shadowlands 2 - Bridge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Shadowlands 3 - Machine Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Shadowlands 4 - Breath Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Shadowlands 5 - Antechamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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This House Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Stories read in this episode:
Annora Petrova https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Annora_Petrova
The Demon Cat of Guanajuato https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Cat_of_Guanajuato
Tomino’s Hell https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Tomino's_Hell
The Backrooms https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Backrooms
Apotemnophilia https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Apotemnophilia credited to u/Middlenameredundant
Normal Porn for Normal People https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People written by Cosbydaf
Things Ramona wrote one time: https://medium.com/@bastlovesmew
The Tiger King
Ramona and Jess talk about the Tiger King with some minor interruptions from birds and their own pets, some of which are miniature tigers. Can Ramona convince Jess that all of the hype is worth it? Spoilers for the Tiger King limited series on Netflix.
Trailer 1
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