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I'll be Darned

I'll be Darned

By Darnell Jesse

Comedy podcast, based out of south London. Regularly guest comics, segments and laughs with your host Darnell
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"Taste the Difference" with Scott J. Bennett - Darn.exe Ep 28

I'll be DarnedJul 03, 2021

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New Regulars, Should you share food? - Darn.exe Ep 29

New Regulars, Should you share food? - Darn.exe Ep 29

In this episode we meet our two new regulars, fellow comics and safe lads.

@lewisbadham - Lewis

@peeks4 - Hugh 

This one we chat about some fat armadillos, the New Batman and the age old debate of should you share food? 

Have a blessed day and thanks for listening if you did.

weekely uploads, subscribe and all that.    ¬__¬

Feb 07, 202201:19:58
"Taste the Difference" with Scott J. Bennett - Darn.exe Ep 28

"Taste the Difference" with Scott J. Bennett - Darn.exe Ep 28

In this episode of the podcast, I got to know funny ass comedian Scott J. Bennett. We talked about how we both started pursuing comedy, why comedy is important to us, what we think is important to have a good act and what the best Sainsbury’s “taste the difference” product really is.  

We then go onto the final “Am I the A**hole” Segment where we give online strangers advice about whether they’re a douche or a saint.  Few tech difficulties along the way (my apologies), but was still a really nice convo and I thoroughly enjoyed making this one.  Thanks again Scott for jumping on. 

Instagram: @darn.exe @scottjbennett88

Jul 03, 202101:15:15
LAILANA - Darn.exe Ep 27

LAILANA - Darn.exe Ep 27

So on this first video and audio edition of Darn.exe we have a good friend of mine joining us. Singer and song writer Lailana. We talk about a lot of the issues pertaining to new creatives, like image, investment and general goals. We also talk about some of the reasons someone would even want to become a creative and how important support can be in some cases.

You can check out someone of Lailana’s music and videos in these links below

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6kAWCrjoi0b0KeWrnnpANi?si=0GsJ3AW9TpCyPW2vHaVKQQ&nd=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWbPNZV_r8

We then go on to debate whether it’s wrong of me to avoid girls who are astrologically minded and if this is justified. Have to say didn’t realise how strongly I felt on this till we got into talking about it O-O.

Before finishing off with the funniest part of the show the “Am I the A**hole” segment. This week we have a friend who is fed up with her besties time management, an ungrateful sister who hates the violin, and a dad who thinks its normal to have multiple partners.

As always thanks for listening and have a beautiful day

Instagrams:

@darn.exe

@lailanamusic

Jun 29, 202102:22:23
"Muslims do what?!" Ramadam special - Darn.exe Ep 26

"Muslims do what?!" Ramadam special - Darn.exe Ep 26

In this episode of the Darn.exe podcast, I finally got to pick my friend Ari’s brain about all of the nagging questions I’ve had about Islam that I’ve always been too afraid to ask. This episode really granted me perspective and knowledge that id never been exposed to before, especially having been raised so Roman Catholic in my upbringing.

Then we go into some hypotheticals and the good ol “Am I the A**hole” segment where we guilt free judge morons from the internet

This was real fun to record and can’t thank Ari enough

Instagram:

@darn.exe

@arisfacemasks

Jun 06, 202103:37:06
What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse - Darn.exe Ep 25

What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse - Darn.exe Ep 25

In this Episode of the Darn.exe podcast me and my good friends Tyrell and Orla venture into the wonderful world of hypothetical questions. What would you do in a Zombie invasion? What would you do on a dessert island? And many more fun weird and controversial questions.

We then finish strong with the “Am I the A**hole” segment as usually with some very interesting tales from the web

Hope you enjoy, know it’s been a while since the last ep but always appreciate the support from both the people listening and the friends helping me along the way, means a lot

Instagram:

@darn.exe

@tyrell42

@orrlaaa

May 31, 202101:54:13
Justin Bieber's New Dreads and My worse childhood stories - Darn.exe Ep 24

Justin Bieber's New Dreads and My worse childhood stories - Darn.exe Ep 24

In this podcast im am glad to say we had Nathanael back, my beloved. We talk about how we personally feel about the recent Justin bieber dreadlock controversy from the perspetive of someone who actually has dreadlocks(Nathanael). We then go into talking about fat-shaming and react to a tiktok video Lizzo made on the matter. Finally finishing off with some good ol "Am I the A**hole"s and we got some juicy ones this week.

As always i hope you enjoy and that no matter where you are in the world or in your life that you are doing well.

instagrams:

@darn.exe

@mandorf603


May 03, 202101:46:51
Colin Vs. Cuthbert - Darn.exe Ep 23

Colin Vs. Cuthbert - Darn.exe Ep 23

In today episode we break down the Colin vs. Cutherbert law suit and the ins and outs of this nonense. We then finally have the debate of the year to see which dessert is better banoffee pie or cheesecake. Before we finish of with the "Am I the A**hole" segment where we have some juicy tales from the internet to smuggly judge.

Hope you enjoy as always and stay blessed out there. 

Instagram: 

@darn.exe

@tyrell42

Apr 26, 202102:06:19
Tyrell's Thumb Fell Off! - Darn.exe Ep 22

Tyrell's Thumb Fell Off! - Darn.exe Ep 22

In this episode tyrell tells all about his graphic thumb injury, then we do a show defining tier list of all of the characters from Brooklyn 99 to celelbrate the new season, before finishing up with some "Am I the A**hole" segment where we have some juuuicy stories from the web.

A bit of a lighter episode but i hope you enjoy, was lots of fun to record

Instagrams:

@darn.exe

@tyrell42

Apr 24, 202101:28:16
#STOPTHEASIANHATE - Darn.exe Ep 21

#STOPTHEASIANHATE - Darn.exe Ep 21

In this last year there has been increasing amounts of hate focused toward Asians across the world, as fools in a state of panic look for a group to blame for what is a global crisis that has negatively affected all of us. This has led to an almost 150% increase in Asian hate crimes in the US, yet alone all of the other countries in Europe and across the world where these kinds of racist attacks both verbally and physically have been becoming more prevalent.

These issues have escalated to a point where Asian people’s lives have not only been changed negatively, THEY’VE BEEN LOST PERMANENTLY.  And on the 16th of March 2020, Soon Chung Park, age 74, Hyun Jung Grant, age 51, Suncha Kim, age 69, Yong Yue, age 63, Delaina Ashley Yaun, age 33, Paul Andre Michels, age 54, Xiaojie Tan, age 49,  and Daoyou Feng, age 44 were all murdered in a HATE CRIME TARGETED AT ASIAN OWNED BUSINESSES. If this isn’t a huge example of the devastating events that ignoring these kinds of issues can create then I don’t know what is.

In this podcast I go through a chronological timeline I’ve made of news articles from the US, UK, Italy and France to show that the growing hate towards Asian was seen and ignored. I also did this to help show people the way that the media is regionalising this issue to put up a smoke screen for what has been a growing GLOBAL phenomenon and downplaying the realities of the racism that has been on the rise for the last year or so. For the most place I think the media has been trash, misleading and shady in how they’ve presented these stories and it’s disgusting

Many thanks to Vania for joining me for this podcast as it would be very rich for me to speak solo on an issue that doesn’t fully affect me, and I really appreciate the perspective and honesty you brought to this episode.

And one last thing  #STOPTHEASIANHATE

For more greatly covered stories on this topic check out https://nextshark.com/

Instagrams:

@darn.exe

@vaniacolleen

Apr 10, 202101:30:23
Gaming Nostalgia, Best Games of All Time - Darn.exe Ep 20

Gaming Nostalgia, Best Games of All Time - Darn.exe Ep 20

In this episode of Darn.exe I had special guest Lucas joining us for his first appearence and good mate Tyrell returning to help me discuss all of the gripes, memories and loves we have with gaming. We go through your suggestions of games you loved growing up before we each go through 3 of our own suggestions. Finishing the gaming talk with a deep convo on what really makes a great game and what makes a game a potential GOAT in our eyes.

After that we finish with the "Am I The A**hole" segment where we offer strangers sound advice.

Special thanks to our guests and anyone who submitted a suggestions, we luv ya

Instagrams:

@darn.exe

@tucasloledo

@tyrell42

Apr 07, 202102:08:40
Devil's Advocates, Can men do more?, British Policing - Darn.exe Ep 19
Apr 02, 202102:15:51
Meghan and Harry Vs. The "Press" - Darn.exe Ep 18

Meghan and Harry Vs. The "Press" - Darn.exe Ep 18

In today’s episode I was lucky enough to have long time friend and supportive listener Ann-Marie (as well as smart af law student) join me to discuss the media’s discourse and one-sidedness on the Meghan and Harry interview coverage. Since the conception of their relationship there has been criticisms questioning both their characters and legitimacy. And it’s safe to say these criticisms have not stopped at what wedding dress Meghan “chose” for her big day, they have consistently made racial stereotypes and character assassinations their main means of covering this story. And as we break down some examples of media coverage on this story it is clear to see.

After dismantling this topic like a watch maker, we move on to more fun topic. Like the “Am I the A**hole” segment, which if I have to say so myself hit it out the park with the toxicity this week XD.

Special thanks to Ann, really appreciate you joining me and all the support always honestly.

Instagrams:

@ annmarie_debrah

@darn.exe

Mar 23, 202101:49:50
Getting to know my Mum for Mother's Day - Darn.exe Ep 17

Getting to know my Mum for Mother's Day - Darn.exe Ep 17

This Mother's Day i thought it was only appropriate to sit down and have my Mum as the special guest for this episode. 

I asked what questions people have always wanted to ask they're own mother, but either never had the chance or the balls to ask. In this pod I've asked my Mum these burning questions on your behalf, and i have to say the amount of perspective I gained from this one conversation will stick with me my whole life. 

I would recommend to anyone out there, speak to your Mums, ask your mums questions, laugh, cry, converse, and it will only help strengthen your relationship. 

Happy Mothers Day Mum, love you to bits

Mar 14, 202101:30:27
I Aint Scared of No Vaccine, Are You? - Darnexe Ep 16

I Aint Scared of No Vaccine, Are You? - Darnexe Ep 16

in this episode i finally got a chance to sit down and talk to one of my long time friends Tyrell. We talk about the news on the vaccine and how we feel about it. Then we move onto "Am I The A**hole" to as always end on a high note.

For real this ep was a treat to record, and i hope ya enjoy it. 

instagram:

@darn.exe

@tyrell42

Mar 01, 202101:07:10
Is Marriage Outdated? - Darn.exe Ep 15

Is Marriage Outdated? - Darn.exe Ep 15

In this weeks episode of Darn.exe, we have Costa, Alessandro and the Orla returning. We talk about whether marriage is an outdated concepted, or if it still has a place in modern society.

We then go to the “Am I The A**hole?” segment as per usual to finish off on a fun note.

Instagrams: @darn.exe @orrlaaa @figliodellochef @notthatcosta

Feb 22, 202159:12
Happy Valentines Day - Darn.exe Ep 14

Happy Valentines Day - Darn.exe Ep 14

This Episode all about this Romantic Day we waste money on called Valentines Day. We talk about what makes us get the ick, what red flags to watch out for, and our own personal stories about rejection and love. We then go on to talk about the concept of love and what we’ve learned over the years.

After which we go on to give some beautifully sound relationship advice to one random romantic struggler out there on Reddit/RelationshipAdvice

Can’t thank Orla and Callum enough for joining us on this Valentines special, wouldn’t have been the same without yall.

Instagrams:

@orrlaaa

@callum9977

@Mandorf603 - for more nath

@darn.exe – for more podcast clips

Feb 14, 202101:59:26
The Return of the King - Darn.exe Ep 13

The Return of the King - Darn.exe Ep 13

In this episode we have the triumphiant return of Nathanael, back from his training. Will the return of tis long lost ally give the Darn.exe crew the strength they need to tackle the oncoming waves. Only time will tell as the boys set sail for A**hole Island


Hope ya enjoy the ep

Instagram: darn.exe

Feb 06, 202101:10:31
White House White Out! - Darn.exe Ep 12

White House White Out! - Darn.exe Ep 12

In this episode me and my good friend Costa talk about the recent "ProTeSt" at the US Capitol, and the issues surrounding it. We also talk about the joys of knowing the Orange man is leaving and then finish with the "Am I The A**hole?" segment. 


Instagram: darn.exe

Jan 30, 202101:09:52
A Chill Post Christmas Chat - Darn.exe Ep 11

A Chill Post Christmas Chat - Darn.exe Ep 11

In this episode i finally got a chnace to catch up with my friends Costa and Alessandro. We talk about the festive season, how we're doing and the see whether we can decipher who the assholes are and aren't in our "am i the asshole" segment.

Hope ya enjoy 

Insta: darn.exe 

Costa IG: notthatcosta

Aless IG: figliodellochef



Jan 10, 202101:32:03
New Year Drunk Me - Darn.exe Ep 10

New Year Drunk Me - Darn.exe Ep 10

In this episode me and good mate Trish talk about our years over a few drinks. With a great suprise guest in Ari

We look at our fears and our hopes for next year and try to drunkenly wade our way into the future of 2021.

Hope you enjoy had a blast recording and wishing everyone our there all the blessings they deserve in the new years 

Ari makes great face masks at a reasonable price,defos check them out for affordable fasionable masks

Ari's Face Mask: https://www.depop.com/arisheikh15/

Aris insta: https://www.instagram.com/arisfacemasks/

Show Insta: https://www.instagram.com/darn.exe/

Jan 04, 202101:52:60
The Halo Collective - Darn.exe Ep 9
Dec 31, 202057:52
Halloween with the Count - Darn.exe Ep 8

Halloween with the Count - Darn.exe Ep 8

In the Episode of Darn.exe the gang is taken on a journey by the COUNT, a mysterious figure whos taken the the reigns on all the spooks for this Halloween

Insta: darn.exe

Oct 31, 202001:51:51
To Infinity and Beyond - Darn.exe Ep 7

To Infinity and Beyond - Darn.exe Ep 7

In this episode me and Nath go trailblazing through the universe in search of extra-terrestrial life, however we don’t find anything but the best alien movies and banter. Hope ya enjoy :)

Also E.T. is overrated

Insta: darn.exe

Oct 12, 202001:28:25
Darn.exe Lite 1 - Royals Mails Royal Fail

Darn.exe Lite 1 - Royals Mails Royal Fail

This week Darnell goes crazy as he rambles without his co host to keep his sanity in check

insta: darn.exe

Oct 08, 202034:41
Ceelo Green the Fiend - Darn.exe Ep 6
Oct 03, 202001:24:45
New Batman's New Hypeman - Darn.exe Ep 5

New Batman's New Hypeman - Darn.exe Ep 5

In this episode we talk about the brand-new trailer for the new Batman starring Robert Patterson.

But before we give in to the hype completely, we look back at some of the best Batman movies and the best Batmen to do the damned thing.

We then look at some positive stories to stop the quarantine sadness

And then we proceed to give our advice to strangers struggling with a dilemma in their life.

Follow the Podcasts Instagram: @darn.exe

Aug 27, 202001:42:04
Gyms are back and Ross is the Best Friend - Darn.exe Ep 4

Gyms are back and Ross is the Best Friend - Darn.exe Ep 4

In this episode of darn.exe we talk about my first experiences going back to the gym after quarantine and the Fat acceptance movement.

We shed some light on the massive locust swarm terrorising the developing world and offer some "solutions"

all before we continue our never ending epilogue of chatting shit, hope ya enjoy 

Insta - @darn.exe 

Jul 29, 202001:10:42
Jada's Entanglement and The Fox Eye Challenge - Darn.exe Ep 3

Jada's Entanglement and The Fox Eye Challenge - Darn.exe Ep 3

In this Episode of darn.exe Darnell and Nathanael talk about the Entanglement of Will and Jada. And whether there is a right side to this subject.

They have a look at the dangers of sailing and the recent death of a former glee star Naya Rivera

They debate whether Halle Berry is transphobic, in her recent tweets about a transgender movie role she was pursuing.

And then we conclude with a discussion about the controversy surrounding the “Fox Eye Challenge” in order to gain insight into the broader subject of cultural appropriation. Was the offense justified? We get some snippets from friends to get a bit closer to answering that question.

And a thanks to all the peeps who helped:

Lailana

@lailanamusic - singer/songwriter I’d recommend checking out her shit if you don’t wanna miss out a great voice and some good music

Becca

@becsasl – Responsible for the creating the post that our final segment focused on. She’s got great things to say all round, check her out for more interesting posts and convos on our ever shifting cultural world


and obvs everyone else. 

Jul 17, 202001:49:29
Hello Potion Seller - Doja Cat Did What! - Goop's Shit Ep 2

Hello Potion Seller - Doja Cat Did What! - Goop's Shit Ep 2

We talk about Doja cat being racist, goop being horse shit our our fucked up journey for revenge in the north.

Jul 09, 202054:02
Fuck Taxis Get Ubers - Ep1

Fuck Taxis Get Ubers - Ep1

We talk about Demi Lovato doing smack,  Gal Gadot being tone deaf moron, How much we dont fuck with taxis and share a story about one man trying to make the world a better place.

Jul 09, 202001:10:06