House Of Darkner
By David Wilson
Real Talk: RDJ is Back!!
Robert Downey Jr. has made his triumphant return to the MCU! Is this a good thing?
No More PB and J!!!
We can't be okay with mediocrity. We have to bring back standards to our viewership.
Real Talk: X-Men 97 Season One
Real Talk: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Let's discuss the 4th installment in the Planet of the Apes franchise.
Real Talk: The Fall Guy 2024
Real Talk: Godzilla Minus One
We will tackle the newest Godzilla movie that came out toward the end of 2023. Does this low-budget film succeed?
Real Talk: New Fantastic Four Movie Changes
We will talk about why I'm a bit worried about the changes they're making to the first hero family of the Marvel Universe.
2024 Update and Possible Return
Just giving you humans an update on what I have been doing. Possibly considering returning to day podcase life.
Real Talk: 2023 Update
What have I been up to?
Real Talk: Avatar: The Way of Water
Warning, there will be partial spoilers!!
Darkner Woes: Just order a chicken sandwich!!
Spoilers, it's not about chicken, lol!!
Real Talk: Black Adam (Full of Spoilers)
Ugh...this movie.
Real Talk: New Transformers Trailer!!
It's been 5 years!!
Real Talk: New Mario Bros Trailer!
I don't know...
Real Talk: Tales of the Jedi
I will always like Jedi stuff in Star Wars...sometimes.
Real Talk: Wakanda Forever
Was it worth it?
Real Talk: DC Superpets
Yes, dogs were involved.
Darkner Woes: You don't always want clam chowder!
It's true!
Real Talk: Wolverine in the MCU!!
Big move for Marvel!
Darkner Woes: You're responsible!
If you didn't want it, you shouldn't have taken the role.
Real Talk: Sometimes they have to take an "L".
How else will a character grow?
Real Talk: Dragonball Super: Super Hero
Yes, there are two supers in the title.
Real Talk: The Black Stallion (1979)
Going to take you for a ride!!
Darkner Woes: You can't make everyone's favorite dish!!
It's not possible!
The Empire Returns!
Announcing the revival of the House of Darkner Universe.
Real Talk: Good Story over Content
Any day, all day!!
Darkner Woes: This was not the spaghetti you were looking for!
Nor what you were asking for!
Real Talk: Will Phase 4 work in the end?
Will it fix all of the issues with its current lineup?
Darkner Woes: Kids don't always want chicken nuggets!
It's true!
Real Talk: Just tell a good story!
It shouldn't cost me more to get a good, accurate, adaptation.
Real Talk: Prequels Are Too Risky
I will continue to have problems with them.
Real Talk: Ms. Marvel, Episode 1
I don't know, guys.
Real Talk: I'm officially done with Star Wars.
I'm walking away from it. It's not fun anymore.
Darkner Woes: Stick to the main course!
That's what we came here for!
Real Talk: Top Gun: Maverick
The sequel to the 1986 film is finally here. Is it worth it?
Real Talk: Top Gun (1986)
I finally saw it. So some of you humans can calm down.
Real Talk: Being a nerd isn't fun anymore.
And it makes me sad.
Darkner Woes: It's how you prepare the chorizo!
It really is.
Darkner Woes: Wait before you go for seconds!
Gotta let it digest first.
Real Talk: Current state of Phase 4
We're looking back at the old and the new with eyes unclouded by weird.
Real Talk: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
The other side of the new standard.
Darkner Woes: I don't like plantains.
But the plate was still good.
Darkner Woes: Law and Order MCU
The heinous of crimes, character direction!
Darkner Woes: Don't forget who you're challenging.
I'm the nerd bully (insert roar here)!
Darkner Woes: I'm not eating the flan!
I'll explain.
Darkner Woes: Just because you could, doesn't mean you should!
Facts!
Darkner Woes: Just be honest!
It's that simple.
Darkner Woes: Dear Directors, it's not about you!
Someone had to say it.
Real Talk: Why We Do This
I feel like folks forget
Darkner Woes: Play your part!
You signed up for it!