dear dd

why aren't there more resources to create fake numbers?? that's all I want to know because this episode proves that there is a dire need for one. hope you enjoy this story time as an ode to my humble beginnings of dump days if you've been with me since my first ep. this week we're talking about guys who just can't take a hint (insert the most iconic victorious song iykyk)

theme of the week: it gets better! whether that's in finding a new job, a new man, or starting a new chapter of your life know that you are amazing and deserve the world. this is what I plan on telling all of the women of love is blind when they say no at the altar (except for shaina for obvious reasons). listen in this week for advice & then go watch the love is blind season 2 finale! #not sponsored just excited

& that's okay queen!!! this week, we're talking about men who think they can tell you about your fashion choices (read kanye), being okay with showing your true self in clothes that don't involve leather (@juliafox) and how to sus out if you're about to get dumped :/ (see both names above) but when one door closes, another one opens & that's all that matters!

this week we're talking all things live, laugh, & of course love. our dear dd diary entries of the week need serious advice about how to move forward with a love interest despite them having problematic pasts and/or tendencies. naturally, impeccable advice is delivered. if you've only got 15 minutes, this quick episode is for you! & if you have more than that, listen on repeat bc why not

yes it's true, this week we're talking about the hollywood pregnancy news that's sweeping the nation & the problems with both of the fathers mentioned above. plus, the advice of the week is to be the queen/king/royalty you were meant to be and love yourself over anyone else so cheers to that & to black history month!!!

our celebrity gossip this week is naturally a continuation of the chaotic relationship that is machine gun kelly & megan fox and of course jamie lynn spears and her new flop book. but before we get to that, we've got listeners struggling with imposter syndrome and being called high maintenance (both of which are so 2021). listen in for some tough love you might need to hear unless you're jamie lynn spears bc this episode will make you cry

a lot of tragedies going into the new year but the worst might possibly be how bad my voice sounds. this week we're dropping knowledge on learning how to be okay with the unknown & not being perfect with a quick story about how I cried my way out of the ER. happy new year!

this week we're talking about how holidays makes us all a little crazy & also giving kim+kanye+pete+miley relationship advice bc what even is going on in hollywood these days

the title of this episode has nothing to do with what this week's advice is about but it comes from the heart. this week, heidi & gretchen need help deciding how to handle men (because all of them need managing regardless of what they might think). tune in for advice on how to navigate dating apps and men that don't know what they want

very special guest nandi smith joins us today to educate DD on what a himbo is and who qualifies as such, discuss what city she believes she's the hottest in, and reveal what her exceptions are to the "no dating j names policy". this episode is the most chaotic of all time which is how we know that nature is healing xx

nothing else to say just do it & then tune in to hear how DD did #influencer #trendsetter #belikedd

hot girl summer is unfortunately about to be canceled due to the consistent foolishness of yt men. I know it's a shame that us ladies are forced to always have to change our plans bc of men, but we absolutely cannot let something as stupid as white boy summer prevail. this week we're talking all things surrounding dumping men because, well, duh. we are back and better than ever so tune is as DD guides you to being your best self as your personal hot girl consultant & PR representative xx

or none of the above (& that's okay!). better than okay really because  it's your lucky day! dump days is officially back! this week we're asking ourselves if blood is really thicker than water and if mama's boys deserve rights. most importantly, we're talking about the fact that DD has made her graceful return to the big screen (mic) and that more dump days are coming your way again soon!!!

catcalling, your ex wanting you back, & people thinking it's okay to get more than they give. what do all of these things have in common? the feeling is 0%, never, nowhere close to being mutual. & they're all things we talk about this week on dump days!!! get ready this december to close out this horrible year with an amazing month full of dump days yay!!

toxic family please exit stage right thank you!!! thanksgiving really snuck up on us so this week DD's got all the advice you need on dealing with toxic family members this holiday szn and the inevitable fuckboy trying to have a little holiday hookup if you know what I mean. give thanks to the haters this year!! I know you're living in their minds rent free xx

back at it again with another hump day my people!! proud of you for voting last week and this week we're voting on which celebrity male radiates the most fuckboy energy!! is it zac efron, is it timothee chalamet?? listen in to make your decision. and listen in to find out why "short kings" should absolutely no longer be a thing. ever. last month we canceled couples & this month we're canceling fuckboys 2020!!!

if you didn't already know, now you know. this week is honestly a shit show but we're just gonna roll with it people! listen in if you want to hear about why DD rates herself a solid 5.4 out of 10 on a good day #self awareness is key. oh and to close out this spooky szn stay till the end to hear about DD's biggest fear!!! trust, it is truly spooky.

winter is coming & mercury is in retrograde, which means a lot of things can feel like they're not going well. how do you deal with friends who aren't as good to you as you are to them, ways to combat feeling down & not being sure how to manage conflict? honestly, we just don't know but of course DD has a story about it!  listen in on how to deal with dumping it all!

we've got our very first guest over here at ddwdd studios & it's miss gkb!! join DD and the one and only Grace Bailey to hear grace's advice to all men everywhere on how to be better human beings & for a nice little chat about dealing with the ghosts of our pasts coming back to haunt us in the post grad afterlife this spooky szn (mostly just grace though y'all know I cut people off like snip snip) 

no you cannot pull me for a chat luv and i'll tell you why. because couples are canceled for the rest of 2020!! jk jk I guess but listen in this week to hear about DD's obsession with New Girl, her first, but unfortunately not last, camp relationship and the advice she gives to her freshman year roommate xx

take it from amy coney barrett. she knows. this week we're talking about times DD has experienced racism (super fun!!) & she's got some advice if you realize that you might have to let some people go aka people that suck & don't care about basic human rights :) 

this week we're talking about haters & not giving them power over us!!! if you want to remember that you are an absolute baddie and are the end all be all listen in xoxo

it''s DD's birthday week! that means that you're in for the sweetest treat aka the story time of her worst birthday present of all time & part 1 of learning about the toxic boyfriend that gifted it to her. cheers!!

is ghosting okay?? short answer: ask DD. sometimes you've just got to cut the cord & DD's got PLENTY of experience being not only the ghoster, but the ghostee too!!! abcdefg goodbye xx

this week we're talking about getting a job!!! or not!!! listen in while DD talks about the worst/best rejections from jobs she's gotten (so far) & if workplace romances should still even be a thing...because should they really? 

hello & welcome to the first episode of Dump Days with DD! sit back, relax & listen to DD talk about the first guy who dumped her & what to do when 30 year old men try to get more than you bargained for. big yikes. 

a sneak preview of what's to come and answering your burning question of why I'm doing this podcast in case you cared lmao