Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
By Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons PodcastAug 16, 2021
The Dumb-est Holiday Crossover, Part 1
This holiday season, all will be merry and bright as the dumb-estCanadian actual play podcasts Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons and Dumbgeons & Dragons come together to join in the revelries of the season in hopes to save Christmas for everyone! Two bands of heroes are attending a Christmas ball together, but things are not what they seem. Will they work together to save Christmas and ensure presents are delivered, or will evil triumph over their holiday cheer?
The conclusion continues over at the Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=xmascrossover
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a DnD5e podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The show is hosted by Dungeon Master Tom McGee and features the sneaky Tyler Hewitt as Quinny, the brilliant Laura Elizabeth as Alyn, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante as Butthole. It is produced by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice (@dumbdumbdice).
Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community. Join Dungeon Master Russ More and players Amy More, Carla Maxted and Tom Laird as they weave a story that spans multiple timelines to TRY to save the world!
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6.19 - Through The Trees
Our heroes, their prisoner and their guest are travelling to Quinntown. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was forced to carry out her first execution as Chief Justice, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined that Krendan could be rehabilitated after his time in the Fries, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he has a teenage daughter who he’d unknowingly abandoned! Can our heroes get the food they need, escape the Greywater Legion and can Quinny connect with his daughter? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.18 - If This Is Justice, This Sucks
Our heroes have taken prisoners after surviving an ambush on the road! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) did some theoretical exercises to warm up as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was ready to kill their prisoners once he discovered they were the Fries and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is desperate to find a way to redeem their lost souls. Can our heroes survive being ambushed by the new commander of the Greywater Legion? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.17 - Tyger Tyger Burning Bright
Our heroes have cleared all the zombies out of a small town! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) fought her way through the boobytraps in the general store, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) slaughtered the zombies with his divine powers and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled to explain the “Quinny Days” posters they’d found before catching a quick nap. What will our heroes discover when they reach cornucopia? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.16 - Unchecked Doors
Our heroes are heading to Cornucopia the town of Plenty! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) played the flute as the team practiced dancing, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) drew up a plan to clear an abandoned town of zombies and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered posters for “Quinny Days” before ringing the town bell and setting the trap. Can our heroes survive battling a horde of zombies? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.15 - Dead Within
Our heroes have left the Fortress in search of food! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) studied Butthole’s writings to create some laws, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed more than he meant to while cheering up Butthole, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) decided that he is a King and a God, though the two are separate. What will happen when Quinny finally returns home? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.14 - A Moment’s Peace
Welcome back to Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons, where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. I am the Grand Wizard Bukkake, your host! Our heroes defeated their foes and have found a new home. The Fortress of Forlorn Hope has been founded and Butthole (@theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) befriended a local dragon and his children, brought their party into the castle and are planning their next steps to save the world! What will that involve? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.13 - Forlorn Hope
Our heroes are losing a battle with Clomp Sampsonite quickly and brutally. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was almost struck down so she escaped onto the roof, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got so desperate that he was ready to throw random potions, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrown out of the sky but hopes to survive using Moonhammer’s power. What will happen now that Quinny and Juniper are facing the robot champion alone? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart
6.12 - Blasts of the Eldritch Variety
Our heroes have killed Bob Sampsonite and are heading into the Bastion’s laboratory. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was excited to case an entire bedroom for its most valuable items, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) discovered she was better at dishing out justice than investigating old bedrooms, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) busted of a dead man’s arm to open a magical door. What will happen when our heroes enter the lab and face Clomp Samsonite? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.11 - My Muses!
Our heroes have foiled a robbery inside the Bastion of Failure and are trying to solve its mysteries. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) Brough one of the thieves back to life while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the ringleader without killing him and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) suggested a work release program as punishment for their crimes. What will happen now that our heroes have found the mysterious Clomp Samsonite? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.10 - Crankshaft’s 11
Our heroes are battling a band of mercenaries inside the Bastion of Failure. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) fired a moonbeam into a prism to attack every villain present, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used blue flame and a spiritual hammer to deadly effect, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stopped a draw from eating a troll heart by throwing it into a moonbeam! Can they stop the army of mercenaries before they break into the Bastion’s vault? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.09 - Storm Of Ice Protect Me!
Our heroes are battling through the Bastion of Failure and things are getting complicated. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came up with a plan to attack some draw that fell apart immediately, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) accidentally swallowed Quinny’s eye of trust sight and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) smashed every enemy he could find with his hammer and Goblin Jr! Can they survive a battle around a glowing crystal? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.08 - Worst Plan Ever
Our heroes have defeated a troll and its assistants inside the Bastion of Failure. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally tried to raise a zombie from the dead, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) laid hands on anyone who needed it and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), in a shocking turn of events, requested not to be revivified or resurrected if he dies ever again! Can our heroes reclaim this Bastion and will Quinny survive the attempt? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.07 - Goodbye Duergar Enemy!
Our heroes have entered the Bastion of Failure and are facing off agains a troll and duergar hammerers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid to get the drop of their foes, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) transformed into Krunge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined the trolls were evil when they wanted to rip of his skin and wear it! Can our heroes survive a battle between trolls, duregar and a white dragon wyrmling? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.06 - Baba Butthole
On their way to the Bastion of Failure, Quinny was sucked into Baba Yaga’s hut through a tree! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was unsurprised when Baba Yaga wanted to make a new deal and accepted a partnership with her readily, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) specified some terms to make sure he wasn’t being taken advantage of, and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) slept through the whole thing! What will now that Quinny has returned to the Icewind Dale? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.05 - Baba Yaga’s New Deal
Our heroes found the necromancer they were looking for! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was confused about how the sun and moon worked, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) wanted to make sure the local trolls were evil before killing them, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took the first watch over their camp before being sucked into Baba Yaga’s house! What will happen if our heroes manage to reach the Bastion of Failure? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.04 - The Un-Undead Zone
Having reunited with the rest of their companions, our heroes are on a search for the lost druid Crawn! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) accepted a promotion to Chief Justice of House Fartch, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed so powerfully he grew hammers for hands for a moment, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t feeling great about their chances chasing a mad necrotist towards an imaginary castle! What will happen when our heroes set out into the storm? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.03 - Spiritual Autofellatio
Having saved some Anyns on the road, our heroes were reunited with Goblin Jr! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was pleased to meet some other sheriffs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the people they rescued they weren’t here to rob them and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) forgot about everything else when Goblin Jr reappeared! What will happen now that they’ve in a town where everyone calls themselves an Anyn? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart
6.02 - We Are The Sheriff
Our heroes have returned to Dumb Faerun and set out on a mission to liberate their friends. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was concerned about Bucky’s loyalty, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declared war on the nation of Akka and planned to arrest his mom, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was named Chief Privateer of House Farch! What will happen now that they’ve discovered a Dragonborn under assault in the wilderness? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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6.01 - I Would Love To Legally Steal For You
Our heroes have defeated the One of Many Faces, freeing Yevgenovitch and Bucky from his clutches, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald from their oaths to Baba Yaga. Juniper and Wild West Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) have combined forces and bodies, finally having discovered the way to stop the Great Collide! Lastly, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has returned to Dumb Faerun and sent Moonhammer back to Butthalla, being named the Butthammer, her avatar to his world. What will happen now that our heroes face Captain Planteer, Xanthus and the Land of Akka without godly or demonic help? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Previously On DD&D - Season 5
We're starting our 6th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want a reminder of what happened in season 5!
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Hiatus Week 4 - The Valentyne Heresy - Ep. 1.01 - The Cathedral in the Sky
It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season!
We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) alongside our GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy as they journey into the future of a galaxy where there can be only war in The Valentyne Heresy!
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back with the beginning of our 6th season next week!
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Hiatus Week 3 - RAID! - Dumbgeons & Dragons - s01e74 - The Call to Adventure
This is the third week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to AND we're friends with the team behind the awesome podcast Dumbgeons & Dragons, so this week is a PODCAST RAID where we're providing an episode of their great show! Enjoy!
Hiatus Week 2 - Blood & Syrup - Ep. 1.01 - The Brothers
It’s the second week of our hiatus after our 5th season! We’re excited to introduce another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show for you to enjoy during this hiatus.
The show is called Blood & Syrup. It’s a Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition podcast, and our coterie features players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Megan Miles (@meggiemiles), alongside Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
Our 6th season of Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be starting in just 3 weeks. Until then, please enjoy the blood-fuelled insanity of Blood & Syrup!
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Hiatus Week 1 - Curse, Code & Crown - Ep. 1 - The Fall, Part 1
This is the first week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to, and we produce a variety of shows, so this week we’d like to introduce you to the pilot episode of our second D&D series: Curse, Code & Crown.
It takes place in a fully original world created by Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and includes players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt).
In just a few weeks, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back for its 6th season. Until then, we hope you enjoy Curse, Code & Crown!
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Our theme song was composed by Landon Knoblock.
5.70 - The Few Against The Manny
*Season 5 Finale*
Our heroes have proven Manny’s contracts were flawed and Asmodeus has made him mortal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is unconscious after finding key evidence, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) is closing in on Manny (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) is distracting Captain Planteer, and Butthole eliminated the clerks while Reginald made their case to the Gods. Will they be able to deify Moonhammer before Captain Planteer takes over hell? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.69 - The Polluted Poop Shooter
Our heroes have assaulted Manny’s bastion and found themselves ambushed in turn! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) have engaged Manny, while Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) watches the door, and Reginald searches for contract loopholes alongside Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) if the handling can ever get away from the battle! Can any of them survive a battle where Manny has every advantage? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.68 - Protect Xehanort
Our heroes have joined forces and are making their way to their final hellish battle! Having caught up and formulated a plan to storm the Citadel, everyone has been assigned their tasks. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) will be searching for legal precedents inside while Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) Butthole, Sunscythe and Vex defend them against the combined forces of Manny! Will they live long enough to find a way to save hell, send Moonhammer home and divorce Captain Planteer? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.67 - Dumb-Dumbs United
Our heroes are making the best they can out of the mixed hand that hell has dealt them! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald were dealing with their new lawyer, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were forced to battle across the plains of Avernus alongside Maude Buggins and Werner Ragnarok. What will happen now that all of our heroes are finally reunited? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.66 - My Sweet Stink Air
Our heroes have uncovered new friends and stayed one step ahead of new enemies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were sent further on their quest by the Grand Wizard Bukkake while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald found a lawyer and escaped Captain Planteer in the Archives. What will happen now that the rebellion and characters from Avernus have joined our various parties? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.65 - F**k You Books!
Our heroes are escaping villains and taking the next steps on their quest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) killed some merpeople and found the Grand Wizard Bukkake - that’s me! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald are being hunted through the Archive by Captain Planteer whose also looking for a lawyer. What the fuck will happen now that I’m a part of the story? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.64 - Moonhammer Pulverize
Our heroes are battling their way through hell! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) won God Prom before it was destroyed by Captain Planteer and they reached out to Baal, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald fought Bucky in the Archive before being invited to join his secret resistance and Captain Planteer attacked. Can any of our heroes do anything without fucking Captain Planteer showing up? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.63 - But I Already Died
Our heroes high stakes hell missions are underway! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) rigged the God Prom’s election, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is facing off against Bucky inside the archive while Reginald attacks a guard, and Captain Planteer attacked the God Prom’s final battle! What the ever-loving fuck will happen now? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.62 - I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up
Our heroes are preparing for the next steps of their hell-venture. Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) remembered both her brother and her husband, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught up with Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) about their shared pasts, and Reginald discovered more of sun scythes secrets before Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the way to the archive. Can our heroes pull off a heist and win a popularity contest? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart
5.61 - You’re Married?!
Our heroes are making their way through hell in a wild series of events. Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to break into the archive before Vex blew up a bar, while Butthole won the fallen gods over to Moonhammer’s (Alysa King, @alysaking) cause with the help of Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring). Can these heroes re-deify their favourite goddess while the others find a hellish lawyer? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.60 - Now I Kill Recreationally
Our heroes are bringing fire and destruction to multiple circles of hell! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlapante) torched a stationary pile, while Butthole and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) helped Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) defeat a Hydra before they were attacked by gods that had been killed by the Forsaken! Can our heroes survive battling gods and a King of Hell? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.59 - Timmy The Arsonist Intern
Our heroes are finding their bearing in hell!. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald flew away from the Shredders but are stuck bluffing their way past border guards, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) are throwing down with a Hydra, and Moss and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) merged into a new super-Juniper before falling into the arena next to Butthole! What the hell will happen next? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.58 - Name Of The Flame
The various parties have made their way to hell and its already getting nuts. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald arrived with a companion who blew up a shredder and gave away their position immediately, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) landed next to Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) and they have been forced to battle a hydra, while two Moss’s from different dimensions (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) were forced to merge into one body! What will happen next in a hell where permanent death is on the table? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.57 - Ask The Weapon If I Just Got P*ssed On
Sheriff Quinny was slain but our other heroes escaped Wild West Fearun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wished the surviving townsfolk to safety, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) accepted her role as the Sheriff of the town and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sacrificed himself to save his town at the end of the world. What will happen now that these heroes are falling uncontrollably after a fart-powered teleportation? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.56 - Red Dumb Redemption
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! A desperate battle has begun to save the town and it’s not going well! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured in their foes and killed Red Reggie but he’s on his own, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) under-performed with the chain gun and was frozen by the risk of collateral damage, and Butthole’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) plan fell apart at the seams when gangs attacked from within the mines! What will happen now that the Great Collide has begun in Wild West Faerun? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.55 - Low Noon: It’s Tingle Time!
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Our heroes have made their preparations and the siege is about to begin! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked if he could leave the world with Butthole once the fight was over, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) revealed she had her own sacred scroll and learned about the great collide, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became a Wild West general! Can our heroes survive the coming battle and get Butthole back home? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.54 - The Final Day
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! The gang successfully robbed an ammo train! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) mastered firing a cannon, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) thought she might die and accidentally jumped into a tree and almost died, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recovered more of his powers and befriended Tim Hagar! What more can they do in the final day before the Tingly-Boys attack? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart
5.53 - The Classic Giant Metal Spider
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! The gang carried out their train heist and it’s gotten complicated! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) established his deft hand with his pistols, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) took out a band of guards with her chair, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shot by practically everyone before creative taking over the engine! Can they win a battle with the encroaching robotic spider or are they too beat up already? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.52 - Mortal Wind
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was outed as a criminal to his friends, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was deeply hurt when she discovered the betrayal, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) successfully negotiated with the dragon Cortexis for their train heist! Can they rob a train and continue their fight against Typhinneas Industries? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.51 - Oh! You’re a criminal!
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was declared a “chosen one” by the Dwarves of the Booming Mine, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) is thrilled to have won the miners over to the cause of defending the town, and Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t find an excuse to keep the Greywater Detectives out of town! Will our heroes survive a mine collapse on their way to negotiate with a dragon? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.50 - Wild Wild Wests
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) faced off with a representative of Typhinneas Industries, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) broke through the floor of the church, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @therynalaplante) found out Moonhammer has a twin, got new armour and was shot by a dwarf! Will he survive to learn more about his chosen goddess? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.49 - The Hateful Scent of Lavender
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was determined not to be put in a cell, Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified by the fact his prisoner might not be Red Reggie, and Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) found our Tombslab has only three days left before they’re invaded! Can our heroes battle with the Tingly-Boys without any ammo? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.48 - Tombslab: The Sh**hole Town
Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) mistook Butthole for the criminal mastermind Red Reggie, Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) established her willingness to help others even in a gritty sand swept world, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was surprised to find himself devoid of most of his powers! Can he survive the sun-scorched desert and make his way home? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.47 - The Good, The Bad & The Butthole
After the completion of their quest, our heroes have been rocked by news of the death of Juniper! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent the horde back to their hellscape and found a planes walker to bring them to hell, meanwhile Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), damned to hell herself, joined Farthole’s resistance movement! Can our heroes survive fighting Manny in the circle of hell he lords over?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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5.46 - The Freakiest Friday
Our heroes are facing near certain death! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found the city and tried to save it before an evil Declan blew it up, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was forced to fight the deadliest monk he’s ever faced, and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) is losing a battle to a super-powered demon Bucky! Can our heroes survive the direct attention of their most powerful foes all alone?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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