The DDF Show

Are you into Psychedelic Rock? How about Dreampop? Alternative? I know I haven't been hearing much of it on the local airwaves, so we at The DDF Show decided to sit down and talk with one of the up-and-coming bands in this burgeoning scene: Kubra Commander. We sat down with band vocalist and founding member Bobbi Olvido to find out what kind of music his band does and how it came to be. ====================================== DISCLAIMER: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The DDF Show isn't a history show, but we're dipping deep into the past to learn about an ancient culture. Jejemons disappeared around 2011 A.D. How did they rise? What caused them to fall? It's time to get educated, folks!   

So put on those rubber ballers, text 'e0w pfouhz' to your friends, and listen in to another episode of The DDF Show!

Are Filipinos onion-skinned? No, of course not! Sinong nagsabi onion-skinned mga Pinoy? Palibahasa naka-tikim lang ng criticism iyak agad? Baka ikaw paiyakin namin diyan! Anong Gates of Hell yung Manila? Baka ikaw ipadala namin sa impyerno! Di namin nakakalimutan yung sinabi mo sa pagkaing pinoy; panget ng luto ng mama mo! Palibhasa you're a foreigner; anong akala mo sa amin?  

So sit down, get a copy of 'Inferno' by Dan Brown, and listen in to another episode of The DDF Show!

Life behind bars is tough, and we have the evidence to prove it. Aside from the stereotypes -- ice picks, contraband, soap bars -- there are many more things to think about when you're in prison. Whether you'll come out in one piece, and whether the people you care about will still be there when you come out.   

That's why the boys of the DDF talked with Tim Cashman, who spent a decade of his life behind bars including the New Bilibid Prison in Muntinlupa. His story will definitely give you a deeper look into prison life, as much as it did us.

The Red Pill. Where do I start? Is it the liberation of the Manipulated Man from our secretly Matriarchal Society? Is it the ethos of a money-hustling, grind-setting, child-leaving man? Or is it the most effective contraceptive known to man? Well, boys and girls, The DDF has taken it upon itself discuss the crimson pill and illuminate its secrets.

The boys are showing they have culture as they talk to theater actor and fur dad Remus Villanueva. He talks about his experiences with acting on stage and how theater groups are doing amid the COVID-19 pandemic.   

So, has theater gone quietly into the night? Not at all, my cultured friends, not at all.

In the latest episode of The DDF Show, the boys are sitting down with Paul of Fishline CreatiVlog -- where he shows us the world of freelance graphic design and the more aquatic world of fish.   

Ever wanted to get started on your own freelance design career? Maybe build your first aquarium? Paul has all the answers.

How bad is life in the office?   

Actually, kinda bad but pretty good too. Confused? Well, watch as the boys of the DDF give their insights on office politics, long travel times, and cubicle maneuvering. Don't worry; it's definitely all totally unbiased opinions cough cough not really cough cough oh god I think I caught the coof  

It's hard to make it big on the internet. It may even be harder to stay there once you do. Pero tol, madali lang yan if you keep going at it and you're not afraid to try out new things.

In this episode of The DDF Show, we're sitting down with renowned streamer Enzo from 'Call Me Uncle Ju', where we'll find out how a food vlogger and cultural worker broke into the local streaming biz. He'll teach you how to make it in a  world riddled with ML players, joga streamers, and Axie Infinity -- as long as you're willing to push your limits.

Seizing the means of production has never been an easy task for the working masses. But now they've sent us working at home! Turns out the whole experience is comfier than we first thought.

In this episode, the boys of DDF have come together to talk about their experiences with the grand Work-From-Home experiment. Is it good? Bad? Or something in between? (spoiler: it rocks lol)

Anime. Japan. Internet. Manko.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

Then, everything changed when the weeaboo predators attacked.

The DDF Show now has a second season. In this first episode, we pull in an internet degeneracy expert to discuss one of the universe's unsolvable mysteries: How did some weeaboos go from being a bunch of elitists to being a bunch of predators?

V has come to.

With areas under the 'NCR plus' bubble once again under Enhanced Community Quarantine, it is easy to point out mistakes made by the people in charge. But what's hard is dealing with this simple phrase which could be the possible answer in return:   'Ehdi ikaw na madaming alam!'

That is why the self-declared professors of DDF University return with a new course full of pseudo-knowledge: B.S. Smart-shaming. In this lecture, you will learn what smart-shaming is, hear smart-shaming in action, and know how to address it. The feeling of insight is guaranteed (though actual knowledge is not). So once again, pull up a chair, get ready to take notes, and prepare yourself for pseudo-education par excellence.   DDF University. Theoretical knowledge, theoretical degrees for the modern Filipinx.

Three days to go before March 16, when everything changed a year ago because Coronavirus attacked. Lockdowns, facemasks, social distancing -- once dismissed as signs of viral paranoia, now all parts of our daily lives. What else had changed when President Rodrigo Duterte placed the entire island of Luzon under Enhanced Community Quarantine? What about a year later, when we're again seeing a spike in Covid-19 cases? Let's talk about it. Put on your mask and face shield, spray some Lysol into the air, and listen in to The DDF Show.

Who doesn't know the Metro Manila Film Festival? That time when Vic Sotto and Vice Ganda films dominate the theaters, that time we're most likely to see the 69th installment of Enteng Kabisote 2077: Praybeyt Benjamin. But what if we told you it was once a time when the greatest Filipino films were showcased for the whole country to see? Hard to believe? Maybe -- but we're not joking. So turn off Netflix, pull up 'Lastikman' on Youtube, and listen in to the DDF Show!

From the smoothbrains that brought you the B.S. Simpology comes another lecture tackling culture, class and Sexual Market Value. The self-declared professors of DDF University bring you a new lecture on Inceldom -- a sub-culture known to be one of the deepest chasms of male existence, but according to its adherents, the most euphoric. So pull up a chair, prepare to take notes, and listen to pseudo-education par excellence.

DDF University. Theoretical knowledge, theoretical degrees for the modern Filipinx.

Hatsune Miku isn’t all there is to Vocaloid songs, and all Vocaloid songs don’t have to be in Japanese. Enter Dasu of Stellar Paradigm -- the Philippines-based Vocaloid composer behind million-view hits like ‘Nakakapagpabagabag’, and '86’. In this episode, the boys of The DDF Show sit down with her to talk about the new type of sound she’s been trying to put out for the past eight years, along with her emotional roller-coaster of a web novel, Stellar Paradigm. We’ll also dig into how she juggles the life of a composer, novelist, and head-honcho of her own business. So remove thyself of that yee yee ass haircut, get some wenches on your doodle dasher, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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Most of you probably watch the news a lot these days. The Coronavirus has made us glued to our TV sets and computers to get the latest update. But have you looked at those who give you the news? Thought about how they’re like off the camera? What their hobbies are? We wondered about these things too.   So we invited the ABS-CBN News Channel’s Nikki De Guzman to talk about her experiences in front of a teleprompter and her love for Tolkien and high fantasy. So just sit tight, remember robots will probably take your job someday, and tune in to The DDF Show!  

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"Hentai is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to his friend Andre Morellet, 1779.

Well, actually, he didn't say that. It's more possible he said something like, "Hentai is for weebs". But we digress. Is NSFW art... art? Maybe. Let's leave that to the critics. Does it make money? Definitely. There's no shortage of people out there willing to commission pieces due to their hard, throbbing appreciation for the arts it's tough to write jokes for Spotify you know

In this episode, The DDF Show sits down with ColdNLonely, also known as CNL. She draws NSFW art for a living and she likes plants. We're gonna talk about the whole experience of being what's essentially a freelance artist. Just more sweat and OwO-tier bulges. So put on your running shoes, start jogging, and listen in to The DDF Show!   (links and shit)   See CNL’s work here! Warning: NSFW but hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/31464823
https://twitter.com/ColdNLonely1

But she also does a lot of wholesome stuff! The Twitch streams are great. Check ‘em out:
https://www.facebook.com/AngPistachio/

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What do you feel about kids? You don’t want them to be sexualized. We’re uncomfortable about the subject ourselves. Some people criticize the sexualization of children because it’s the right thing to do. 

But what if your criticism ended up glorifying it instead?

‘Cuties’, a French film by Maïmouna Doucouré on Netflix. Bryan watched it, and we’re gonna talk about it on The DDF Sideshow. We kept the Chris Hansen jokes to a minimum. 

#DDFSIDESHOW #CUTIES #NOSERIOUSLYGODWHY

Bruh why u a simp?  The word 'simp' has become so popular that Pewdiepie's editor allegedly simps for Belle Delphine. But here in the Philippines, do we even know what a 'simp' is? Well, the self-declared professors of Simpology at DDF University will illuminate your understanding! Let program director Dr. Mico Abarro and head professor Dr. Jim Kendrick Buenavista impress you with their fake Ph.D.'s and true knowledge on the nature of simps. So stop saying 'Salamat, Shopee', buy a pregnancy test to go with that PCR test, and listen in to The DDF Show!

One day you see your neighbor playing Fortnite on his iPhone. You rememember the spat between Epic Games and Apple, but it doesn't concern you. You're worried about how your neighbor seems to enjoy chatting with kids on the game. You then catch him firing up something on his smart TV - it's that new French film 'Cuties' on Netflix, featuring twerking 12 year-old girls. You can't take it anymore, so you call the NBI to arrest him. While waiting, you listen to Michael Pacquiao's bars. They sound pretty decent, the beginnings of what could be an active rap carreer.

All this and more in the next episode of To Catch A Predator... what do you mean I was supposed to write copy for The DDF Sideshow that wasn't part of the contract brah, yo what the-

Also in this episode:

- Kim Chiu's classroom

- More Xander Ford

- Talent and how the internet makes you famous

- Mico's magic mixtape

- NordVPN and Raid Shadow Legends BUY THEM NOW

Xander Ford is a controversial name these days. He is no stranger to controversy; he was polarizing right from the get-go. But before he was Xander Ford, he was Marlou Arizala -- a boy who rode the social media wave to showbiz, despite the ridicule his facial features gained him online. Then the chance of a lifetime came, and he stepped forward to improve his looks and, maybe, his life. But as we already know, this fairy tale doesn’t have a good ending. More so because it continues up to this very day.  So save your cash, remember taxation is theft, and listen in to The DDF Show.

Victor Magtanggol, one of the critically bashed tv-shows from GMA with a budget as high as it's ambition. On this episode, we talk to the show's lead visual designer Kurt Ferrer, as he gives us the inside story of an over-ambitious project whose target audience was never even us to begin with. Oh and, also get a glimpse of great local art and Warhammer 40k . If you've watched it for the memes, or if you've watched it because your parent's did, then pull up your pants, put on your face masks and listen in on the DDF show

With most of everything seemingly going down the drain due to the Coronavirus, no doubt religion is among the many things people have looked on to for guidance during these times. But what if your newfound religion praises something other than one of the established gods? Like an old man who’s still alive spiritually? A national hero? Or a dead man who used to be a president? That means you’re... totally not in a cult. Nope. Not at all. So load your Lasgun, pray to the God-Emperor of Mankind, and listen in to The DDF Show.

Finding true love seems to have become both easier and more complicated in the time of Coronavirus. Going outside to meet new people has been eschewed for virus-free dating apps on the internet. But we’re probably right to say that Pornhub isn’t the first app that comes to mind. Enter ‘Adonis Gold’, a man who not only trawled the website for love, but has attracted not just one, but two of its ‘content makers’. The DDF Show sat down with Mr. Gold to talk about how he managed to keep his relationships together, how dating has changed in our internet-focused times, and whether love can bloom... on a porn site. So put away that note, save the can of Baygon for another day and listen in to the DDF Show.

We think the Philippines isn’t exactly the first place anyone would expect to have a heavy metal scene, but lo and behold -- not only do dedicated metal bands exist here, but the scene is also thriving. The DDF Show got a hold of Tatong Jurolan, vocalist and guitarist of Bukidnon metal band ‘IMBURNAL’, and we talked with him about everything ranging from the state of metal here in the Philippines to Jim Carrey’s alleged love with Cannibal Corpse (the band, not an actual Cannibal Corpse. But that would be metal as fuck). So tighten those guitar strings, get that black leather jacket and listen in to the DDF Show.

In our first episode (Noose96 actually made it this time), we talk about how we veered away from playing traditional street games as children to playing video games as manchildren. What triggers kids to throw away old classics like 'Sekyu Base' and 'Langit-Lupa' for digital deals like Call of Duty or DOTA? What are zoomers playing these days? Are we out of touch because we traded our video games for soul-sucking office jobs? Load that shotgun, settle that divorce and listen in to the DDF show.

In our first (0'th, since Noose96 wasn't around) podcast, we'll talk about video games before veering headlong into a discussion of weaboos. Are there really weaboos as we see them on the Internet? Or is that image just the outdated perception of a bunch of 20-something year-old guys? Get on a chair, get gardening or go jogging and listen in to the DDF podcast.