Deep in the Heart of Hockey
By Deep in the Heart of Hockey
Deep in the Heart of HockeyMay 14, 2020
Episode 135 (1.14.22) - Ocean's 17 by Stephanie Meyer
Finally, the end is here. Carolyn & Merrin review Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 2. They talk high camp, Bob Newhart, Merrin pokes holes in the world building, and Carolyn is just happy to still be alive. Plus: Ranking all 5 Twilights, an actual movie you SHOULD watch, and how we're going to pick our next movie.
Episode 134 (12.13.21) - The One With the D*** of a Killer
The terror train continues down the tracks as Carolyn and Merrin are back for more Deep in the Heart of Twilight, a new series that (thankfully) can only possibly have one more entry. Is that one too many? (Yes, yes it is.) Carolyn & Merrin discuss vampire erections and more instances of Stephanie Meyer's epic failures as an author. Carolyn plans a wedding, Merrin has story time, and they both recommend better things to watch. Trigger warnings for body horror pertaining to pregnancy throughout the episode, but we start going in depth around minute 40.
Ep 133 (10.18.21) - The One with No Backstory
Well, it's time for part three of Deep in the Heart of Twilight, just in time for Halloween! Can this series get any worse? (Spoiler: Yes. Yes it can.) Carolyn & Merrin dissect more red flags, more bizarre vampire biology, and more inexplicable actions by Bella, Edward, and Jake. Someone achieves character growth, and you'll never guess who! And what does Andrew Lloyd Weber have to do with any of this? It's time to pick your own apocalypse.
Ep 132 (9.12.21) - The One with Chekov's Metaphor
We regret to inform you that it is another Deep in the Heart of Twilight episode. This time Carolyn & Merrin tackle Twilight: New Moon, the second movie in what appears to be a never ending series. More vampires, more werewolves, more glaring red flags. Can we find anything we liked about this movie? Listen and see!
Ep 131 (8.21.21) - The One that's Team Charlie
Carolyn & Merrin continue to not talk about Hockey, but do want to keep talking, so instead, it's a DHH special episode! Twilight: It's bad. But is it as bad as the Dallas Stars will be this coming season? How many red flags do we find? Are there any redeeming qualities for this film?
Sometimes you just have to pivot.
Ep 130 (3.7.2021) - The One that Doesn't Eat People
Everything is terrible! Well, not today, Satan!
It's the first-ever All Happy Things episode! That's right, no Stars, no Stats, only feel-good shenanigans. Join Carolyn and Merrin as they talk about pie, cute animals, dragons, nomads, and so much more. Is a muffin a bread? Only time will tell!
Ep 129 (2.1.21) - The One that Knows Its Strengths
The Dallas Stars are back and defying expectations on both sides of the coin. Merrin incurs the wrath of musical fans, Carolyn gets mean, the Red Wings make your fantasies come true, and the only Great Gatsby adaptation you need. Now with 50% less editing and 50% more ghosts!
Important Link: The Branden Tanev headshot
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Ep 128 (1.1.21) - The One That's a Work In Progress
New year, same Deep in the Heart of Hockey! The NHL is making a lot of choices, the Stars have some new divisional rivals, Carolyn gets what she wants, and Merrin is planning for retirement. Remember, you can only see it if you don't look directly at it. Wishing you a 2021 full of campground toilets and absolutely no snakes!
Ep 127 (11.22.20) - The One in Those Shorts
It's a very special MERRIN (and Carolyn) REACTS!! episode of Deep in the Heart of Hockey! This podcast is a reaction/commentary track to be listened to alongside the Dallas Stars' documentary "We're Not Going Home: The 2020 Dallas Stars Playoff Run". Practice your best Bowness impression with Carolyn. Scream alongside Merrin as a certain captain shows off the goods. Sob with them both as the Stars lose the Stanley Cup Final, again.
God, we love hockey.
The uncensored documentary can be watched on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGgBurOrtM
Ep 126 (10.17.20) - The One that's 60 Minutes of Something
Carolyn & Merrin tackle the Stars' quiet free agency, low revenues, and betting on yourself. Plus, the best episodes of TV, and how to balance a roster, astrologically speaking. It's a Deep in the Heart of Hockey first!
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Ep 125 (10.4.20) - The One that Cries for a Reason
Carolyn, Merrin, and our DHH listeners take a trip down playoff run memory lane! Plus, schadenfreude, cat-like tendencies, makeshift hats, and the complete and utter DISRESPECT. Do the Stars have what it takes to win the Stanley Cup in the next few years? Only one thing is clear -- wash your damn rice.
Ep 124 (9.15.20) - The One with the Opportunity Faucet
THE STARS ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carolyn & Merrin reminisce on what it's meant to be a Stars fan for the past six years. Plus, putting your money where your mouth is, decidedly un-empty threats, and literal stargazing. Fire up the coffee maker because it's nothing but spite and enthusiasm from here on out.
Ep 123 (8.15.20) The One that Runs on Friendship
The real playoffs are underway and the Stars are doing Stars things. Carolyn & Merrin talk coaching decisions, Merrin reacts to updates around the league, Carolyn thinks this might be the year, and Miro Heiskanen wins the Sefie. We're all here, when we wish we could be /here/.
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Ep 122 (8.1.20) - The One that's Not an Axolotl
Ep 121 (7.18.20) - The One with a Growth Mindset
If you'd like to donate to any of the charities mentioned on today's episode, they can be found at the following links:
Brooklyn Defender Services: bit.ly/hotonrikers
The Okra Project: www.theokraproject.com
Local Food Banks can be found best by googling "food bank" and your zip code
National Bail Out: www.nationalbailout.org
Texas Civil Rights Project: www.txcivilrights.org
Ep 120 (6.23.20) - The One that Burns Calories
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Ep 119 (5.11.20) - The One That's an Anachronism
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Ep 118 (4.26.20) - The One with the Ellipses
Ep 117 (4.12.20) - The One with the Mutual Appreciation Curve
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Ep 116 (4.01.20) - The One with an Apocalypse You Can Believe In
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Ep 115 (3.14.20) The One with Five Pounds of Blueberries
Ep 114 (3.2.20) - The One with the Warm Milk
Ep 113 (2.16.20) The One with the Teen Wisdom
Ep 112 (02.02.2020) - The One with the Rocky Road
Ep 111 (1.18.20) - The One with the VCR
Ep 110 (1.5.20) - The One with the Sexy Lamp
Ep 109 (12.19.19) - The One with the Jacked Baby
Ep 108 (12.8.19) - The One that's Not Crying
Ep 107 (11.24.19) - The One that Forgot about Babcock
Ep 106 (11.11.19) - The One that's a Beautiful Mosaic
Ep 105 (10.26.19) - The One Giving a Pep Talk
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