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Dice Will Roll

By The Dice Will Roll Crew
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery
Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!!   TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while? CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal
01:33:49
January 17, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise
Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's  evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day! SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide,  nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
02:00:60
January 10, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms
YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!  SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts
02:04:39
December 27, 2021
Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling
Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls! STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door! All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week? Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/ ●ZitronSound - Christmas Eve ●Song - https://youtu.be/p_AplVMXw0k●ZitronSound - https://www.bassrebels.co.uk/ZitronSound Christmas Is Here by  MorningLightMusic- https://mlmusic.site/playlists Collapse by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/collapse Silent Night (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/silent-night-dark-piano-version Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring Ⓒ CC BY 4.0, Kevin MacLeod, ⭳ http://ow.ly/gWZF30h6Zxu Deck The Halls (Christmas Cover) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/deck-the-halls Gate by  SmokU Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGg9q3tUf5I Carol Of The Bells by Postion Music  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4XulP0cns CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty
02:06:43
December 20, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains
The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom to gain fame and fortune like they've never had before, and then take the final steps to finish their mission in saving the Isle of Kortos. But strange things lurk in the mountains, and not everything you see will make sense. All you can do is believe in yourself, believe in your friends... and keep fighting forward! DAZZLE the City of Diobel with your greatest show so far! SPEAK with the strange NPC who really lives up to their role! UNCOVER the mystery of the bizarre watchpost and its even more bizarre residents! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... how would a catfolk and a minotaur... y'know... https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: An instance of misogynistic language, depersonalization, references to past child neglect, mind control, implied animal death, unreality, implied animal neglect, cannibalism, a VERY clever horse :)
02:13:38
December 13, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 69: Travels & Tomorrows
Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater than any other for a chance to go down in history! Take one last breath of clean air before climbing up the mountains of heaven, adventurers... it may well be the last chance you get to do so. LEARN of the ancient celebration, returning anew! DISCOVER forgotten secrets of your past! EXPOSE the mystery of the strange shopkeeper and her unusual store at last! All this and more in this, the first episode of BOOK SIX: THE APOCALYPSE PROPHET (and Ep. 69 of Extinction Curse, NICE!) where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean if your god winks at you? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious discussions of Cultural Appropriation in the real world and racism towards Native American people, W-ndigos, themes of goodbyes and conclusion, bittersweet interactions, religious conversion, references to child neglect and toxic parenting, mentions of sexual encounters, the audience is gonna kill Derry for how this episode ends lolololol, animal breeding mentioned 
02:21:03
December 06, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 68: Storms & Sorcery
Enter the Lab of the Lord of the Black Sands! Dyzallin Shraen, Arcanist, Drow, Tyrant and Mummy is all that stands between the Wandering Three and the fifth and final Aeon Orb. With this, life can be returned to Kortos, wrongs can be undone, and the end of the grand adventure our circus has been whipped into can finally begin. Stinging betrayals, reality-bending magic and the most powerful combatants yet await our heroes as they take a stand for the surface!   FACE the evil experiments performed by the wicked magician! DO the impossible and push past your limits! SAVE the world from total devastation!   All this and more in this, the finale of Extinction Curse Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a mummy also be a vampire? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of advanced decomposition, goodbyes,  betrayal, themes of indentured servitude, parallels to abusive relationships, THEY'RE BAAAAACK, references to disease
02:19:13
November 29, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 67: Heralds & Harmonies
Undead knights! Living statues! Mirror worlds! The Wandering Three take on the seven-floored tower of Dyzallin Shraen alongside the Ganzi Arcanist Il'setsya Wyrmtouched. But they're only halfway up, and the guardians that await them are no laughing matters! Can our heroes outwit treacherous traps, unsettling undead or even worse? I mean, probably, but it's gonna hurt a lot, right? No complaining— just face it and do your best!    CHALLENGE the undead musicians to a contest of song! SOLVE the strange riddle of the radioactive spirit! FACE the harbinger of the apocalypse that rises once more!    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can ghosts unionize? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to body dysmorphia, bullying (light-hearted), references to genocide, themes of Armageddon, frequent butchery of Aztec words
01:57:41
November 22, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 66: Mirrors & Mummies
The Circus of Makeshift Wonders has impressed the reigning rulers of Shraen... but now their real adventure in the city of the dead can begin. The Wandering Three make their way into the misshapen tower of Dyzallin Shraen, the self proclaimed Lord of the Black Sands. Will our heroes be able to get through the seven floors of his obsidian fortress and reclaim the final Aeon Orb to save the Isle of Kortos? Or will they too be turned to dust?  RECKON with the ancient queens of the undead drow! SPAR with armour infused undead guards and their terrible frost powers! EXPLORE the halls of the evil mummy's tower!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How reliable IS a chaos mage in combat? SAFE HAVEN Discord: https://discord.gg/rW3vsWrbxh https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit references to sex, man I'm pretty sure that's it. Huh. Oh, I guess we spoil the ending of The Shining in this? Hmm. Yeah, that's about it.
02:10:18
November 15, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 65: Glamour & Ganzis
Even hundreds of miles under the surface, the show must go on! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders' bravest heroes take on a gamble with a lich, they must put together their own circus to overcome the odds and wow the undead city of Shraen. But can even these masters of the craft tickle the funny bones of the land of the dead? Are their souls forfeit to the wicked Zavazik Shraen and his cruel Red Circus? Are their newfound friends doomed to eternal servitude? Our heroes have to get their act together— literally!— if they want to escape the City of Dust with their lives!   SPEAK with the Mistress of the Maelstrom and understand your true calling! DAZZLE the streets of the undead city with colours and lights unlike anything they've ever seen! PERFORM before the biggest crowd you've ever seen or perish for your hubris!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Where's the off switch on a familiar? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Revolution Void-  Scattered Knowledge CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit depictions of slavery and the sale and trafficking of people, nihilist themes, references to sex, masturbation and orgasms, on-screen drug use, hallucinogens, one of the PCs has sex in this one, bone breaking (mild)
02:25:38
November 08, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 64: Wagers & Wyrmwraiths
OH SIKE! Our heroes are the starring act at Shraen's Red Circus— but performances down in the Darklands are a lot more deadly than where we're from! Facing off against a massive incorporeal dragon in front of a stadium of bloodthirsty spectators, the Wandering Three must survive terrifying games, strange politics and unusual performers if they want to get famous enough to track down the dreaded Dyzallin Shraen. Will our heroes become the next big thing in the City of Dust? Or are they about to bite said dust and be yesterday's news? Grab your tickets, cuz the show is about to begin! DUEL a ferocious undead dragon for the amusement of thousands! GAMBLE your lives away in the hopes of a better tomorrow! ENCOUNTER the unusual lady of chaos and her advice for the party! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it unethical to get high off a fungus leshy's spores? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Revolution Void-  Time Flux  CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of slavery and indentured servitude, suicide jokes (tame), themes of capitalism and nihilism, ARODEN LIVES, maggots, references to masturbation, alcoholism, references to drugs and hallucinogens
01:50:18
November 01, 2021
Halloween Special 2021: Midnights & Mansions
It's Halloween time, oooo!! The Kastner Expedition is going to go and drink the fabled Midnight Violet tea, which can only be found in the sleepy town of Twilight Hollow. However, the rare flower that's used to make this tea only grows on a single, mysterious island. On the island lies an abandoned, spooky mansion. The gang is going to have to face off against ghosts, ghouls, and g... gmonsters! This is some scary shit, you know! Join our heroes, Emyndiel, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly, and Sera, on the adventure "House of the Midnight Violet, by Jeff C. Stevens, converted to Pathfinder 2e! VENTURE to the haunted island of the dead artist! FACE the haunting creatures within! UNRAVEL the mystery of what happened in this creaking mansion! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How many cats is too many cats? CONTENT WARNINGS: Ailurophobia, Themes of Abuse, Horror, Dysfunctional Families, Explicit Themes of Suicide, Explicit Themes of Child Endangerment, Porcelain Dolls Played for Horror, Implied Animal Death [Pets], Dead MILF, Religious Horror, Loss of Agency ♪ Music used: Spook by PeriTune https://soundcloud.com/sei_peridot/spook Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼ Music: Darren Curtis - Unknown Fear Link: https://youtu.be/2-jedphD5fY Music provided by: MFY - No Copyright ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ "nyoko - Flowing Into The Darkness" is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0). https://soundcloud.com/redowthered Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/b-into-darkness  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used :  " Creepy Music Box " composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek" Music link : https://youtu.be/n5zr2UrwfB8 SUBSCRIBE us on YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/DQQmmCl8crQ Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used :  "Broken Piano " composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek" Music link : https://youtu.be/ln_a4bwRF9o SUBSCRIBE us on YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/DQQmmCl8crQ Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Follow You Home  by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Bad Omen by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Evil Behind the Mask by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Slasher  by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio The BASEMENT by Natureworld1986 BITTERSWEET WALTZ by Sir Cubworth Halloween Pride Flag by @catboyzaid
02:28:39
October 25, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 63: Downtowns & Drow
Oh boy! We're headed to Shraen, everyone! Now that our heroes are finished investigating the Cradle of Worms, they have to track down the undead drow noble who brought it back to his city in the sand. Who knows what will await The Wandering Three there?! Debt mongers, ready to trap you in debt so large you'll never pay it off? Zombie markets, with goods you could never find legally on the surface? A strange circus, with a tent the size of a mountain? It's gonna be spooky, it's gonna be scary, and it's gonna be dangerous! Who knows how our heroes will fare? VISIT the City of Dust, dwarfed by looming pyramids and towers! EXPLORE the Antiquities District, in search of an old friend! BRAVE The Red Circus and its unusual performances! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it a red flag to see a single living creature in a sea of undead? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Acute Themes of Slavery and Indentured Servitude, Themes of Existential Capitalist Despair, Unwanted Romantic Attention, GIVE ME MONEY FOR MY KICKSTARTER ASMR, Radiation Poisoning
01:43:01
October 18, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 62: Driders & Duregar
Oh shit, we're in a pyramid! Unfortunately for our heroes, it isn't as empty as they wished it would be. On the bright side, there are ancient records inside, for cool things like dragon gods! On the less than bright side though, there are also vampire spiders, which are pretty dangerous and decidedly less cool than dragon god records. The Forces of House Shraen are here as well, and it looks like they're experimenting on the last aeon orb at the bottom of the pyramid. The Wandering Three will have to stop them to get the aeon orb back and save The Isle of Kortos! Will they succeed? Or will House Shraen succeed in their experimental plans? BATTLE against Crazed Undead Drow! RACE through winding corridors! DUEL with a mysterious foe with a mysterious weapon! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you repel sea worms? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: ACUTE ARACHNOPHOBIA (Consider skipping to second half of episode if needed!), Descriptions of Strangulation, Body Horror, Slavery, The Sexiest Kill in DWR History, Character Death, Debt
02:11:25
October 11, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 61: Pyramids & Peril
All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore and deadly traps? Or will the truth that faces them and the history of the orbs that keep their island safe be enough to break them? Let's walk like a Xulgath and find out! ENCOUNTER the deadly warriors of the ancient empire and struggle against their power! UNCOVER forgotten secrets, new and old, in the search of salvation! STAND before the single most world-changing foe that our heroes have EVER encountered! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... NO WAY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY... ONE OF THOSE GUYS..? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/   Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Themes of Genocide, references to slavery, references to body trauma,, A BABY BOY OHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY MAAAAAN, falling down stairs, arachnophobia, worms
01:39:38
October 04, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 60: Crits & Cave Worms
The Wandering Three and their current companions have been exploring and searching for the Aeon Orb diligently. They're slowly making their way through the Cradle of Worms, which is a jungle deep in the Darklands, full of strange and unusual sights and monsters. They've been to the Azure Eye, an island full of ghosts and memories of who once resided here in this place. When reaching the Sunken Titan, a statue so massive that the ruins they came across were just a gigantic hand, they met a strange Ahmut, who likes to eat souls, but is very picky, and knows when they've lost a fight! Now, the gang makes their way towards The Crown of Teeth, which is said to be a giant worm spawning ground. They're not looking forward to that, but the quest must go on! Will the Wandering Three be able to find what they are looking for, or will the Darklands and all that inhabit it be enough to stop our heroes...? WITNESS the incredible spawning ground of the original Purple Worms! UNCOVER ancient secrets of the Xulgath's religion! DELVE into the temple of Xhul-Khunder!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... How hard can a Furby be thrown and survive? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide Jokes, Themes of Genocide, Worms, Slavery, Blatant Fanservice Like What Is This A Skeevy 2000s Anime, Chest Trauma, Gore, Animal Abuse(?)
01:53:27
September 27, 2021
Dice Will Roll One-Shot: Dinners & Dwarves
A Huntin' We Shall Go! Join us as our gender non-comformiest GM, Derry, brings Dave, Ritz and Luna and a brand new cast of characters up into the lonely World's Edge Mountains to a luxurious dinner in a comfortable lodge for Gen Con 2021 Online! And surely, nothing bad will happen, right? Right? Join us for this Pathfinder 2e One-Shot: Dinner at Lionlodge!   PARTAKE in a wonderful feast high in the mountains! UNCOVER dark secrets of a clandestine organization! ENCOUNTER a famous phantom thief and their vulpine mask!  All this in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do Leshies pick stuff up? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy themes of suicidal ideation, discussions of euthanasia, cannibalism, decapitation, cults, awkward interactions, implied animal abuse, sexy elf DILF
02:55:15
September 20, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 59: Jungles & Jeopardy
So.... How about that Aroden guy, huh? As it turns out, he's done a lot of things wrong, and hurt a lot of people in the process! Regardless, our heroes march on, towards The Sunken Titan in the Cradle of Worms. There will be danger.... There will be terror! Will The Wandering Three and their companions be able to handle the trials ahead of them, or will they falter and fail, deep underground, so far away from their loved ones?! RECKON with the sins of a Dead God! STARE at the impossibly large hand made of marble! PERFORM alongside the greatest performers of a bygone era! All this and more of this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What do soul eaters poop? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of despair, themes of depression, overlapping voices, genocide, colonization, hand puns
01:57:40
September 13, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 58: Feasts & Fiend-binders
Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us!  WRESTLE with the eel-like fiend from the plane of Abbadon!  PARTAKE in the strange festivities of the Banquet of Blood and Venom! DISCOVER the secret origin of a long hated foe!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Wanna hear Derry laugh so hard it hurts? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Ingestion of Unsanitary Foods, Senseless Violence, Themes of Extinction, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Colonialism, Slavery, Torture, PTSD, Abuse, Surprisingly Cute Moments From Your Favourite Gugfriend
02:12:23
September 06, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 57: Deserts & Dread
A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we should probably stop the Froghemoth first. I mentioned the Froghemoth, right? Aw, nuts, I'm so scatter brained. Oh well!  INVESTIGATE ancient ruins from a bygone era! SKIRMISH with freaky foes from deep beneath the surface! RECKON with the terrible legends that stare you down with eyes the size of boulders! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Ahf' ah cahf mgvulgtnah hnah mgep ya? Ia! Iaaaaaaagh! https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, internal body trauma, themes of extinction, Lovecraftian elements, Megalophobia, worms, stuckage, descriptions of intentional bone dislocation, descriptions of paralysis
01:31:35
August 30, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 56: Caves & Caligni
The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with their lives? It's time to start spelunking- just don't lose your path! TELEPORT deep beneath the ground with the aid of a reclusive nature cult! EXPLORE the magnificent cave with its unusual properties! INVESTIGATE ancient pilgrimage sites deep in the fungal forest! All this and more in the premiere episode of Dice Will Roll Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of crystals make the best dog food?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae   Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hallucinogenics, Drug-Use, Unreality, Italians, Light Arguments
02:16:12
August 23, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 55: Necromancers & Nebulas
GUG GUG AGAIN!! What?! It turns out, the siege on Willowside was never actually being orchestrated by the Xulgath at all! Instead, A gug by the name of Gug Eats-The-Eaters has been controlling the leader of this group of Xulgath from behind the scenes! What will our heroes do about this? Will they defeat the gug, ensuring safety for the town and our beloved circus? Or will this be the end for The Wandering Three and Willowside? The end of the war is coming either way... and our heroes will walk on. The question is... will they be alive or dead when they do? DUEL with a fearsome monster and her undead minions! PUZZLE over the speaking tower and its peculiar message! PLUNGE into your dreams and confront the creatures that have been controlling you for so long! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... so, what's up with the worm-on-a-strings? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exsanguination, Body Horror, Big Scary Goth Tiddies, Miscommunication, Zombies
02:31:17
August 16, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 54: Hardscales & Head-Takers
HEIGH-HOOOOOOO!! The Circus' adventure in Willowside has been eventful. After freeing dinosaurs, rescuing the Banyan Boys from the clutches of a cult, and saving a group of gugs from slavery, The Wandering Three are finally getting ready to storm the Xulgath camp once and for all! They'll be attacking the siege tower and defeating the leaders of the armies, heroically ending the siege on Willlowside once and for all! But will this attempt to save the town work? Or will The Wandering Three fail in their attempt to stop the Xulgath horde... or whatever secret plot their leader, Arskuva the Gnasher, is hiding? SNEAK through the troglodyte camp to battle with their leaders! BALK at the gruesome practices of Zevgavizeb's most devout! STARE in horror at the terrible truth that has been right beneath your nose all this time! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... you can't die if your shield is up, right? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cremation, Bone Breaking, Body Horror, Cannibalism, Desecration of Corpses, Verified "OH SHIT" moments, Description of Broken Necks
01:49:41
August 09, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 53: Roaches & Redemption
AAAAAGH! FIEEEENDS! Abyssal monsters have ambushed the Wandering Three in their journey to stop the Siege of the Dinosaurs. They're big, they're bad, they smell surprisingly nice, and they're from a hellish realm of dinosaur planets where only the strongest survive! These demonic opponents are the only thing that stand between Willowside and safety... But can we beat them? Or are we the ones about to go extinct?  WRESTLE with the saurian horrors from another world! TALK with those dearest to you before the final battle! PUZZLE over the curious shopkeeper and her wares! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What is this "radumshin" you speak of? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hypnotism, Insects, Body Horror, Propaganda, Discussion of Unhealthy Platonic Relationships & Co-Dependency, Gurty Goldpockets Goldpockets Emporium Established 4719 AR Where Adventure Goes We Follow
02:13:03
August 02, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 52: Gugs & Gluttonraptors
GUG GUG GUG! The war between surface dwellers a