Dice Will Roll

Dice Will Roll

By Derry, Dave, KK and Ritz
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Kingmaker Ep. 58: Forests & Ferocity
Into the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do that, they've travelled deep into the cursed woods of the Thousandvoices Forest to find themselves in the Hungerdark Caverns, facing off against Minognos-Ushad, the Wyvern Queen. Only one problem... she's like, a lot scarier than we originally anticipated?! She's like, 30 feet tall, and her fangs are as long as my arm... is it too late to change our minds and leave? Yes? Well, no point crying about it now! Hold on tight- things are about to get rocky! Heroes get gulped. Trees get chopped. Battles get witnessed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
1:54:16
January 20, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 57: Destiny & Dragonslayers
Oh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of course! The hunt for Minognos-Ushad, the Mother of Wyverns, continues- but never forget, would-be dragonslayers. Not only can you hunt dragons... dragons are fully capable of hunting you too. Water gets gargled. Skeletons get squinted at. Coup-de-graces get delivered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
2:00:11
January 13, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 56: Myths & Monasteries
To arms! The Kingmakers have won their first major victory in the War of the River Kings, having saved the little town of Littletown from the maws of the wyverns. The battle may be won, but the war is far from over, and now they must hunt down their sinister spawnmother and prevent it from happening again! But are things as simple as they seem? Will both sides of the war play fair, and allow the victor to come down to whoever fights truest? Or will Pitax cheat at this too, just like they do with everything? Only time will tell, soldiers- for now, though, hold your shield and charge to the defense of the downtrodden- we've a war to fight in, boys! Bombs get lit. War Crimes get discussed. Clocks get smashed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... why did the political climate of early 2020 have to happen just as we got to the war arc? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
2:14:48
January 6, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 55: Wizards & Wyverns
Of course, you realize, this means war! Betrayed by the Bandit Kingdom of Pitax, the Kingmakers find themselves back in St. Gilmorg, only to find it overrun by clockwork soldiers hellbent on reducing the city to rubble! With wyverns circling in the sky above and trolls on the horizon, it quickly becomes apparent to our heroes they have two options: take up arms and lead the Kingdom of Kilcela to victory against the heinous Pitaxian Hordes, or like, give up and die, I guess. And knowing the Kingmakers- their friends captured by villains, their home under attack, and their legacy at risk of being lost to history like countless other River Kingdoms before them- that means there's only one real thing to do. Onwards and forwards, Kingmakers- it's time to start a true War of the River Kings! Machinemen get melted. Grapples get stung. Spells get charged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... war! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for? Derry's Mass Combat Rules: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder2e/comments/dwxpba/mass_combat_for_pathfinder_2nd_edition/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:52:51
December 30, 2019
Kingmaker Holiday Special: Fair Folk & Festivities
Ho Ho Ho! During the bleak winter nights of the end of the year , the Fey of the Kingdom of Kilcela bring all the good little girls and boys gifts as a sign of good-will and peace. But lo and behold, this year, the unthinkable has happened- and a gift has gone missing! In this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, our heroes, a trio of fey adventurers, must find out what happened to the missing present, solve a murder, and save the Generic Winter Holiday! But watch out... who knows when the terrible Gringrungrangrun, that horrible fairy-eating monster, might strike next?! Grab your sugar canes- it's time to make the Yuletides gay! Investigations get started. Cookies get eaten. Gifts get given. All this and more in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the festive questions like... what are the best spells to protect me from the Krampus? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Festive Music Used:  Jingle Bells, Wish, Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy by Kevin McLeod  Investigation Music For Background Music by Gumberculese  Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu  Just Us League by RKVC
1:49:17
December 23, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 54: Secrets & Scepters
When the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poisoned by a rival nation in an effort to sabotage their victory streak in the Rushlight Tournament, Improvisations have to be made, and the only other jouster even close to her level is the King himself! Faced with mounting challenges, both athletic and personal, the Kingmakers must weave their way through the intertwining politics of the festival and prove themselves the champions of the games! But are these games really what they seem at face value? Or is there more intrigue beneath the surface? And if there is... then what place does Kilcela have in all of this? It's time to carry on the torch and wrap up the tournament, fellas- if you can make it out in one piece! Corsets get waved. Kisses get given. Chess Games get played. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is there a cure for the itchy demon rash spreading around my inner thighs? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:15:06
December 16, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 53: Archery & Axes
On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms' Sportsmen. From ripped barbarian archers to petite lumberjack sorcerers, this sports showcase is more than a little out of the ordinary. But while all is fair in love and war, it might not be in sports! Can our heroes overcome the tricks and cheats of some of the less scrupulous kingdoms? Or will the best men fail to win? It's game time at the Lake of Mists & Veils, and it seems our heroes are here to win! Notes get taken. Bullseyes get shot. Logs get split. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to cure insomnia? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:59:49
December 10, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 52: Brewers & Bookstores
Sports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to just play some sports? The Kingmakers find themselves caught in the flow of the Rushlight Festival without the right athletes, and must improvise to make sure the show can go on! Will our heroes rise to the occasion and become stars of the event? Or will they make fools of themselves and their nation in front of the most powerful elites of the River Kingdoms? Grab a flask and get ready to play- the tournament of a lifetime is about to begin! Names get misspelled. Wine gets sipped. Books get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to avoid attracting the attention of a master poisoner? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:18:07
December 2, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 51: Thrones & Tournaments
Are we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, that the neighbours are starting to take note of them! An invitation from their rival nation of Pitax brings them to the Rushlight Festival, a fair of fantasies that showcases the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms! But between a citystate of spies, a domain of deposed nobility and a  of assassins- can Kilcela stand out against the crowd and make an impression by winning the legendary Midnight Joust? Or is there more going on than meets the eye between our King and his old home? Boulders get yote. Monsters get charmed. Revelations get made. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 5: WAR OF THE RIVER KINGS, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince my friends to try eating honey-roasted spiders from a food stall? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:17:38
November 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 50: Weapons & Warlords
What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opposition with one another... one to protect all that is pure, the other to conquer it. Funnily enough, you'll never guess what this episode is about! The spirit of Armag the Barbarian King lies within his wicked supersword, Ovinrbaane, the enemy of enemies, and the Twiceborn Warlord now finds himself facing the Heroes of Kilcela who wish to stop him from enacting his grim conquest of The Stolen Lands and beyond! Can the Kingmakers stop this cruel king from reigniting the flames of a long gone kingdom of blood? Or are they doomed to fall to the Enemy of Enemies and be the first to make up his throne of bone?  Walls get mimed. Accidents are had. Tragedy strikes. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 4: Blood for Blood, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to try romance the Big Bad halfway through a duel with him? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:47:22
November 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory
You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmakers travel through the Tomb of Armag in pursuit of the Reincarnated Barbarian King, but they are not alone. A haunting voice echoes through the misty passages of the crypt, guiding them through terrible trials to prove themselves worthy of their place in this mausoleum of misery. Can our heroes overcome the tests laid out for them that will surely push them to their absolute limit? Or will they fall to their doom here, as the Twiceborn Warlord retrieves his terrible weapon, Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies? Balls get rolled. Teeth get chattered. Naps get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... does tapping the ribs of a Deathless Skeleton really play xylophone noises? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:03:24
November 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's very useful to have friends! But... are we really allying with THOSE guys?! The Duchy of Kilcela wades into battle against the Barbarian Hordes of the Havzhi Khal alongside the Kingdom of Pitax(?!) in an effort to catch the reincarnated Barbarian King and stop him from getting a hold of Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies and the most wicked weapon in the land. It won't be an easy fight, but push past the battlefield, the cultists and the tomb, and perhaps the Kingmakers can put a stop to the nefarious warlord's plans! Scarves get wrapped. Barriers get raised. Trials get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it still child murder if you kill a teenager that's artificially aged themselves? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:50:42
November 4, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades
In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation.  Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One way or another, today's a fine day to become killer killers! Tarts get eaten. Fires get started. Flags get raised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to use to understand someone's accent? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:05:32
October 28, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords
Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, there's goblin-wolf-dog-thing creeping up on you, and you don't know what's going on but you guess you're here for the ride?? If you're picturing it so far, then you've got a pretty good idea of what kind of episode this one's gonna be, folks.  No time to think- it's a battle back to back with a real hunk with an air of mystery against some of the night's scariest monsters (if you're level 4, at least)! Swords get shown. Armour gets pierced. Heroes get yeeted. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of gift can I get the man who has everything (like, a hundred different swords)? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:50:39
October 21, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings
STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with a Plan B on the spot. The Kingmakers are taking out the crooked leaders of Fort Drelev and freeing its people- but to do so, they need to take out the man behind it all, the Mad Baron Drelev! Bent on taking out the Kingmakers and conquering the Duchy of Kilcela for himself, this menacing madman is all that stands between his people and liberation. Now, friends and adventurers, say it with me- off with his head! Druids get carried. Dogs get snoozed. Hunks get peeped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any practical uses for being permanently turned purple by a weird artefact? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:18:09
October 14, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods
We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a coven of Annis Hags and their wicked leader, Betty Rustfingers, in the cellar beneath the Drelev Keep. But who else resides in this castle of creeps? Giants? Guards? Cruel, calculating summoners with a disdain for life in favour of his studies? Or perhaps an old friend who just won't take a hint and get lost? One way or another, nothing's gonna stop these heroes- vive la revolution, it's time to put some nobles on ice! Hands get chopped. Windows get jumped. Lightning gets arced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it that weird to have a bag full of human molars? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:03:19
October 7, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways
A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev is drawing near, and the Kingmakers must infiltrate his keep to depose him and the crooked nobility he lavishes with instead of saving his barony from the vicious barbarians that overrun it. But, uh... how do we get in? There's like, guards and stuff. We didn't exactly come with a plan, so... I dunno, maybe we should climb the walls or something? No, that's dumb. I'm out of ideas. I'll let our heroes figure their way past monstrous guardians, cunning traps and long-hidden secrets themselves! Vive la revolution! Slimes get sliced. Bars get bent. Cackles get cackled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it unethical to send an Unseen Servant to its doom? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:57:45
September 30, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises
Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the Mad Baron of Drelev's home, but maybe... just maybe... we can swing our swords at this too! No? Bad idea? Darn, whatever. Our heroes will probably think of a smarter idea. It's time for the Kingmakers to find out exactly what's going on with Fort Drelev, and try topple the crooked crown that lies atop it! Breath Weapons get breathed.  Disguises get put on. Dreams get dreamt. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the least suspicious way to walk into a Brothel Church? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:56:09
September 23, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 41: Serpents & Storytellers
The best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwelling Goggard worshipers of a demon goddess, it's not so easy! Our heroes find themselves fighting off the cruel naga which had bewitched the priest-king of the Boggards in order to gain their favour and bring peace to the marshes- but honestly, can we just settle for knitting them a nice cardigan or something? I'm tired of having to killing monsters for other people! Poems get recited. Rings get given. Baby Carriages get investigated. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most likely outcome from pulling a mysterious sword out of a spooky rock formation in the middle of the water? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:04:38
September 16, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk
A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards who have no real idea what they're doing. The Kingmakers wish for an audience with the Demon-worshipping Priest King Sopoko, and they don't want a fight- but unfortunately for them, the Boggards of the swamp village of M'Bottu certainly do, and their surprisingly vicious frog guide Garuum is aching for revenge. What's up with these guys and revenge, anyway?! Vengeance this, vindication that- can't the Boggards just sit down and talk with one another? It's a marshy dungeon crawl adventure for our heroes as they navigate the tunnels of M'Bottu and try end the Boggard attacks on the merchants of Kilcela! Frogs get pelted. Tamers get munched. Deals get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell a naga you're not interested in a friendship with them? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:37:56
September 9, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs
Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into the murky Hooktongue Sloughs to investigate a barony conquered by barbarians and a clan of frogfolk that have been attacking travelers on the roads to their kingdom. But first, they must overcome some of the hazards of the marshes- such as a trio of hideous bog mummy clerics of the goddess of undeath! Onwards and forwards, heroes, and guide this motley expedition of lizardmen, gnomish mapmakers, corvid treasurehunters and furious frogmen deeper into the wilds!  Gas pockets get popped. Balls get punched. Villages get sneaked through.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best backrubbing technique to calm a raging Boggard? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:45:24
September 3, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders
You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it again. What, nobody says that? Well, they should! The Kingmakers are saddling up for an expedition into the Hooktongue Slough to investigate a mad baron, an undying barbarian and a clan of boggards so that they can defend the Duchy of Kilcela from further attack. With escorts from the village of lizardfolk, quests from curious characters in the tavern, and a few familiar faces showing up again, this adventure deep into the swamps of the west is sure to prove an exciting one! Gather your exploration gear, adventurers- we're about to show the world what we've got! Interrogations get conducted. Drinks get drank. Fireballs go nuclear.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I effectively jail a pixie? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:09:23
August 26, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders
The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when a hearty meal in the idyllic town of Tatzylford is interrupted by a stranger baring a dire warning of impending doom, our heroes are faced with an unfortunate fact: when you go around stopping bad guys every day for a living, eventually, a few of them are going to want revenge! It's a veritable siege today, fellas, as the Kingmakers face off against an invasion of foes from the woods, both new and old- and they're all that stands between the forces of destruction and the town they must rally and fight back with! Barbarians, witches and giants, oh my! Grab your sword, study your spellbook- the Siege of Tatzylford begins today! Bad Guys get bisected. Heads get exploded. Poems get recited. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 4: BLOOD FOR BLOOD, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to convince a nine year old not to use their shapeshifting powers for evil?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:53:10
August 19, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs
It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, beyond powerful foe has risen, and with occult power that dwarfs our heroes by leagues, and if they don't do something to stop it, Kilcela and the rest of the world could be next. The undead menace of Vordakai, Cyclops Lich and King of a Crumbled Empire, demands their subjugation- but when our heroes have an old friend to avenge, surrender isn't an option. It's do or die for Alden, Kaska and Ichor as they face off against a truly legendary foe they seemingly have no hope of beating- but surely, justice will find a way! Now, once and for all, guys, let's show this zombie wizard it should have stayed dead! Spells get cast. Friends get reunited. Eyes go blind. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 3: The Varnhold Vanishing, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do I stop my mind-controlled friend from killing me without hurting their feelings?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:50:54
August 12, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses
Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can imagine the kind of stress the Kingmakers are under! After rescuing a prisoner of the undead cyclopses from their captor, our brave heroes must now make their way deeper into the Tomb of Vordakai and face whatever horrors lie within. Zombies? No sweat! Daemons? Pushover? But remember, dear traveler, that often times, the scariest things aren't the foes you face- but what you stand to lose. And also, the foes you face, if they're like, really really scary. Like, dang, this is a spooky one. Pits get leaped. Frescoes get glanced at. Hearts get broken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I console a weeping phantom? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:57:51
August 5, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom
Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different.  Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden deep in the mountains on the trail of the populace of the entire vanished city of Varnhold. Could this be where they went? What brought them here, to an isolated island deep in the treacherous cyclopse gravelands? A veritable tomb of horrors awaits these daring adventurers as they try solve the mystery of the true nature of Vordakai's Isle once and for all. After that... can we finally go home? I miss the woods, these mountains suck! And I'm pretty sure I got a stone in my shoe! Secret doors get opened. Blood gets boiled. Wheels get spun. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to talk your way out of a fight with a fiend without losing your soul? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:13:21
August 2, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs
They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all this terror and torture. Now as the snow of winter starts to come down and our heroes must trek into the forbidden canyons of the Valley of the Dead, they must face even more gruesome foes. How long until we can go home again? Not until we solve the mystery that brought us here in the first place?! This sucks! I signed up to be part of a group of adventuring heroes, not a crime-solving gang of teens! One way or another, though, our heroes must be brave- for now, they have to prepare themselves to set foot into a taboo valley, untouched by the locals for centuries... and see what dwells within. Blessings get given. Lairs get investigated. Cliffs get jumped.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how much healing does kissing a booboo better do? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:02:55
July 29, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens
En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid with a human head and promises of treasure, they now find themselves face to face with an even more unusual foe- the gruesome Xill, alien monstrosities with jaws, claws and a real bad attitude! It's time for a fight around a weak spot between worlds around the mythic Ghost Stone in a bid to win this creepy spider lady back her home and get on with the mystery of Varnhold! Chests get opened. Birds get ridden. Doors get slammed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to make it down a waterfall in one piece? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:05:39
July 26, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders
A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies weren't around in Fantasy Times! Yeehaw! The Kingmakers have encountered an unusual new friend- because hey, we've already gone so far, why not add a feral child to the mix? But as they take a second to hide away in this abandoned lodge, rather than answer questions, all of this brings up only more. An island of druids? A dead poet? The hungry darkness? Put on your thinking caps and lock your doors- our heroes have quite the spooky night ahead of them! Floorboards get creaked. Windows get scratched. Dubious deals get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what class is the most likely to survive a horror movie?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:59:21
July 22, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders
The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testimony from unreliable faerie sources and an awful nightmare- not exactly the best clues in the world. As such, our heroes are tracking down the most likely suspects- an evil cannibal cult of an old centaur god?! There really is no such thing as an easy adventure these days, huh? Well, no matter. I guess it's time to go track down some horse people! Onwards-ho! Fingers get bitten. Fires get watched. Rocks get spotted.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a dumb idea to name your warrior clan's name after a pun? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:02:01
July 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams
 They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mountains out of molehills- and switch their sizes up to match! Are these deceitful foes the ones who caused everyone in the city of Varnhold to vanish? If so, how! Why! Where did they put them? But one question looms over the others- who is this Supreme Leader they're all terrified of? Mystery is in the air, but before all else- we have some gnomes to gnash! Let's roll! Towers get fallen from. Escapes get blocked. Nightmares get had. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it acceptable to kill a bad guy if they're crying like, real real hard? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:51:23
July 15, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings
Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been completely abandoned, with no sign of a struggle or even a hint of where they might have gone aside from a single ominous word carved into the the door of an inn, something's definitely up. Our heroes have crossed into the nation of Varnhold to investigate why their neighbouring kingdom has gone radio silent, but the discovery that they're not just ignoring them, but are all gone is more than a little chilling. Now they must put on their detective caps and investigate the empty barony, because all of this raises a single question- if they're not here, then where did the people of Varnhold go? Jars get knocked over. Books get read. Gods get discovered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I identify someone based solely on their hands? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:37:46
July 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves
Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the farming town of Fangberry and even the village of Monsters, Sootscale Hill, our heroes have a fine kingdom at their hands. But as the natural beauty of the cold months roll in, so too does the darkness of night- and when a harrowing message arrives informing the Duke, the High Priestess and the Sheriff that something mysterious is afoot, and they're being asked to investigate, a creeping dread comes over them all. What's happened to the neighbouring nation of Varnhold? Why won't they send back any messengers sent to them? And most importantly, why has one of our heroes dear friends not returned from his quick trip to visit them? Alden, Ichor and Kaska embark to a strange new land in search of answers... but what else truly awaits them in the craggy hills of the Nomen Heights? Journeys get prepared. Eels get eaten. Dread begins to crawl. All this and more in Dice Will Roll's first episode of Kingmaker Book 3: THE VARNHOLD VANISHING, where we ask the hard questions like: is it cannibalism to eat a Halfling? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:45:31
July 8, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans
For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recently, attempted to invade and capture one of its towns. Today, Kilcela fights back. Leading an army to go free the captured slaves taken by the trolls, Baron Ichor Eteoclese, High Priestess Kaska Tanavin and Sheriff Alden Felstad have one goal: end the cruel reign of Hargulka, once and for all! But no matter how straightforward a plan this may seem, darkness lurks around the corner- what dangerous secrets does the King of Monsters hide? And what powerful foes has he allied himself with? Crits get rolled. Monsters get slashed. Romances get sparked. All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 2: RIVERS RUN RED, where we ask the hard questions like: is it true that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, or is that just small creature propaganda? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
3:04:08
July 5, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 25: Hermits & Hodags
My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion monster thing to eat us alive?! En-route to scout out the villainous Kingdom of Trolls deep within the Western Woods, our heroes are ambushed by a mad hermit and his monstrous companion. Will they defeat this diabolical duo, or are they destined to fall here before they can save their kingdom from the vicious monsters of Kongerike and end up as dog chow?  Weapons get picked up. Trees get lifted. Final conflicts get prepared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to clear your head after breathing in toxic fumes? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:40:29
July 1, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 24: Battles & Brutes
A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger group to take them on? Our Kingmakers gather together to fight off the evil trolls of the wicked kingdom of Kongerike, who have invaded their land and captured the peaceful village of Fangberry! Only through great bravery, cunning tactics, and a shitload of burning arrows have they any hope to liberate the quiet hamlet from certain doom at the hands of these monsters! Alright, everyone? On my mark! Three... two... one... CHARGE!! Plans get hatched. Boulders get thrown. Spears get discovered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cheating to just cast "Cause Heart Attack" on your enemy mid-fight? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:49:56
June 28, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries
Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a horse. Ecstatic over new inhabitants of the Barony of Kilcela and the treasures they bring with them, our adventurers are horse crazy- but not crazy crazy, you know? Better save that kind of insane for the rumoured cult of the hag goddess which is growing in power day by day. Someone should maybe do something about that, and those someones should probably be our brave Kingmakers- but like, give us a second, we're admiring the way the wind blows in their manes!  Bribes get taken. Tripwires get tripped. Terrible future conflicts get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it obnoxious to use a title like "The Unkillable" if I just haven't died yet? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:52:25
June 24, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins
Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventurers raid your tomb and keep it for themselves? Our heroes are here for the Sword of the Cairn, and they're not going to take no for an answer. It's a fight to the undeath deep inside this ancient grave, and it's up to our party, our fighter's mom and a wolf to show this creep that his reign is long over. Just make sure not to get in the way of this Barbarian King's undying rage! Hugs get given. Barrels get drank. Advice gets given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it ethical to rob from a tomb if the guy buried there was an asshole? PAN-DEMON-IUM:  https://open.spotify.com/show/1KDvxrvZ4dj7j03iSznKHI  Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:50:49
June 20, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters
There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear heroes, it certainly is! Challenged with bringing the mother of our Half-Orc fighter out into the wilds to enter a tomb and steal an ancient, legendary sword from the clutches of an undead menace, our heroes must overcome treacherous landscapes, face powerful foes, and tease their companion about his baby pictures. Milf rights! Mushrooms get picked. Stories get told. Traps get sprung. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I stop a swarm of bats from panicking? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod  
1:28:21
June 17, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents
Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his cronies, surely everything will return to normal, right? Maybe we can relax, rule the kingdom in peace, even pass a few laws. Maybe I could catch up with that book I've been meaning to read. And maybe that guy who's been criticizing the Kingmakers in front of growing crowds will finally shut up! Perhaps all that's wishful thinking- but no worries! In the meantime, though- these three little piggies have a big bad wolf to kill! Beasts get slain. Meetings get had. Investigations get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I look menacing while sitting in someone's kitchen? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod  
1:57:55
June 13, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes
Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up with old friends, there's tonnes of ways to chill between adventures. But as rumours swirl of dangerous beasts in the hinterlands of your nation, and certain unscrupulous individuals pin your adventures as the cause of these monstrosities... aw, jeez, it's gonna be on the Kingmakers to go fix this problem too, huh? Can't a Baron catch a break around here? Rings get inspected. Hugs get given. Footprints get tracked.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I tell if the tavern I'm in is actually a church? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod 
1:54:49
June 10, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge
For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of lizardfolk, our heroes split up to get the job done, only for one half to end up on his own guarded by ochre jellies and the other half confronting an old foe back at his own tricks and a monstrous lizard king the size of a house.  Oh, also, they need to protect this child too? Stakes are high, and tensions even higher- will the Kingmakers be able to save this kid and make it out of the Lair of the Iruxi Tribe in one piece? Or are they fated to end up as crocodile meat?  Drawings get made. Asses get slapped. Throats get ripped. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I convince my friend to stop turning into a wolf? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:32:38
June 3, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits
One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spooky! Our valiant heroes must push into the swampy banks of the Tuskwater Lake in search of a mysterious hag who's stolen a child away- but are things as cut and dry as they seem? One way or another... it looks like we've got a soggy adventure on our hands! Monsters get scouted. Bells get rung. Old, familiar faces reveal themselves.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for a Scarecrow to turn its head to stare at you when you're not looking? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:35:43
May 27, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons
When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of their towns. But sometimes, a ruler is asked to deal with the strange spontaneous outbreak of pranks and goofs which their local farmlands are suffering from. Wanna bet which one our party is facing? But when the suspected culprits' jokes turn out to be a lot crueler than their usual practical jokes, the Kingmakers must investigate- because when dealing with the capricious fey, it pays to be careful and make sure there's not something more sinister afoot.  Plans get made. Hostages get taken. Trees get given.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cuddle a wolf like a teddy bear? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:32:13
May 20, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness
In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a quickling! But if it's not her, then who is it? Why are they here? Why are they using her name? And what truly lurks within? There's only one way to find out- rush in foolhardily and hope for the best! Dances get danced. Soapboxes get stood on. Friends return home.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince the tavern keeper to let my dire wolf into the bar? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:39:05
May 13, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings
Deep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient ruin from a long forgotten era, they of course drop everything to explore it. But... is everything as it seems? Why are millennia-old traps still working? What's with the movement they see out of the corners of their eyes as they investigate? And why is the name of a sworn foe on the lips of those who oppose them? Doesn't she have better things to do than chill out in a craggy old castle in the middle of nowhere?!  One way or another- the Kingmakers are here to stop whatever's going on, and get some treasure and glory while they're at it! Trees get chopped. Potions get snatched. Mysteries unveil themselves.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I tell a Plant Monster apart from a Regular Plant?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:34:04
May 6, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers
Strange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarches- on the hunt for adventure, they find more than they bargained for- more adventure! And if THAT wasn't enough, THAT adventure leads to more adventure! It's like a domino line of quests, or something! Are our heroes really going to go through all this trouble? They have a kingdom to be running, is it really a good idea to do errand after errand for everyone they meet in the forest who has a quest for them to do? Who am I kidding... of course they will. They're adventurers, and if there's one thing they like doing, it's avoiding their responsibilities! Maps get bought. Lumberjacks get charmed. Heroes get flustered.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... where do I avert my eyes to look away from the sexy goatman?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:31:41
April 29, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms
One year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark on history with their own Kingdom: Kilcela. But when strange rumours about territory they intended to annex starts to surface, the Baron, the High Priestess and the Royal Enforcer must investigate- and come face to face with a dangerous foe with a rotten personality and an even more rotten breath. I mean, jeez, dude, take a breath mint or something! One way or another, however, the party is about to deal with a kind of problem they've never dealt with before- one that not only makes them question their own goals, but one that they can't just kill with swords or sorcery. And that's terrifying. Festivities get celebrated. Rumours get overheard. Politics get tense.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I hunt down a Hodag?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:43:32
April 22, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 11: Stags & Skulls
Our fledgling heroes face their toughest challenge yet. Behind enemy lines, deep in the fortress of the brutal bandit king known as The Stag Lord, Alden, Ichor and Kaska must think fast if they want to save the wild Stolen Lands from a crusade of criminals destroying everything in their path. And if that wasn't already bad enough, they've been separated from their trusted animal companion who now runs the risk of being discovered by the Stag Lord himself. And did we even mention the fact that there's a caged Owlbear here?! Like, who does that?! It's a high tension situation, and under pressure like this, the Kingmakers have two options: leave victorious or bite the dust.  Bandits get tossed. Goodbyes get given. Tomorrows get built. All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 1, where we ask the hard questions like: shouldn't there be more practical ways to meet with divine beasts than being yelled at in the woods?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
3:00:01
April 15, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 10: Twists & Thickets
In the wild world of Golarion, heroes have many callings. Some go crusading against demons which pour into the world through cracks in the fabric of reality. Others fight for freedom, liberating their cities from the oppressive rule of diabolic empires. But here in the Stolen Lands? They go berry picking to help out cool old guys, apparently! After hunting monsters, making maps and duelling bandits, our adventurers take it easy and do some calm chores like gathering rare Fangberries for alchemists. But one can only take it easy for so long before your past catches up with you; and destiny doesn't wait for those who avoid it. It hunts.  Berries get picked. Costumes get donned. The scene is set for the final showdown. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to sneak a wolf past security?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:48:49
April 8, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 9: Wyrms & Wanderers
After days of searching through the craggy forests of the Narlmarches, our heroes have finally hunted down their quarry: Tatzylwyrms! Fighting the snake-like dragons at a ford deep in the woods, the party quickly realizes that the poisonous gasps of the Tatzylwyrms are more than enough to be a credible threat to our heroes- why were they on this quest again? Wait, because someone wants to use their heads for interior design? No offence, but is that really worth almost dying over? If I'm going out, I wanna die for a cause, or in some kind of accident, not to be chow for some wannabe wyverns! Bucket lists get checked. Lessons get given. Nightmares plague the sleeping. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what are the best berries to brew a potion with? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:36:45
April 1, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey
Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become closer as friends! But can the power of friendship prepare them for the ghastly discovery that waits in the clearing..? Who's to say? Maybe it will, maybe it won't! It all depends on how the dice roll! Stories get woven. Monsters get hunted. Dread creeps through souls. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I get these annoying invisible pranksters to leave me alone? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:57:25
March 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers
So, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes continue their quests, and get a healthy dose of new quests too, along with some new friends, some new coin, and a lot of booze! Hookups get made. Livers get destroyed. Kingdoms get promised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... should I really trust every single zombie that crawls out of a river to give me a quest?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:41:23
March 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts
Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize something: the wilderness is a lot wilder than previously anticipated! Uh-oh!  Animals get soothed. Druids fall into pits. Fighters experience Catholic Guilt.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the fastest way to calm a raging boar?  Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:34:23
March 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales
 Our daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds, only to happen across a few unlikely sources that let them discover more about not only the bandit problem, but the problem bandit himself- the villainous Stag Lord. Jeez, that gave me goosebumps! What a scary dude, huh?  Haunches get munched. Bandits get blasted. Stories get woven.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can you help a Kobold get over its indigestion?    Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:27:24
March 4, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Comrades
After a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean.  Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a problem if I find the grizzled silver fox with an axe to my throat kinda sexy?     Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:31:07
February 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem
Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right? Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What color is centipede blood, anyway? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:52:52
February 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps
Our heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little harder than they expected in an uncharted wilderness! Skeletons get investigated. Caves get discovered. Monsters get slain.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How do you stop a Kobold from crying?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:47:58
February 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits
  Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse.  Bandits get bitten. Stew gets crunched. Journeys get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What's the fastest way to get rid of a Bandit Problem? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
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