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Dice Will Roll

By Derry, Dave, KK and Ritz
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 27: Big Tops & Bull-Men
Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? Is it really a ghost? And why is Eriato so grimly determined to solve this particular case? Whoa, and do we have time to ponder on all this? Our performance is a week away! Let's juggle our mysteries and our mayhem and put on a good show for the good people of Kerrick! PURSUE the mysterious leads of an intriguing ghost story! NEGOTIATE with the mighty alchemist over a new apprentice! PERFORM your heart out for the town and get the show on the road once more! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it inappropriate to say "bro" in front of a child? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:05:07
January 25, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 26: Farmlands & Funerals
ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful so that they can continue their quest to heal the earth and save the Isle of Kortos! But is all as it seems? Is this arc really just a feel good summer teen movie one? Or is there something awful trailing right behind us, itching, scratching, dizzying, watching, laughing, knowing, following? Are the people here in the Swardlands safe? Are we? Only one way to find out what genre this adventure is, and that's to live it- so pack your bags, and let's get going! MARVEL over the beautiful views of the Kortos sea! BASK in the awe of your very own fan club! PITY the desperate man and the tale of his haunting experience! All this and more, in this, the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 3: LIFE'S LONG SHADOW by Greg A. Vaughan, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for your nails to grow like claws during puberty? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:54:26
January 18, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 25: Catfolk & Curtain Calls
COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has only JUST begun! That's right, Escadar: today, the Blundering Three face their doom in the Big Top as divine wonders unlike any their foul eyes have ever lain upon prepare to rip their sinful bodies limb from limb! A boorish, pretentious street sword! A freak-of-nature clown and his freak-of-nature familiar! And our dear Eriato Demonhag, ready to amaze us with her horrific defects once again! I reckon this lot could find a fine home in the sideshow here, eugh! But that's not our goal here tonight... our goal is to see them DIE! Grab your popcorn, and let's show these wastes what happens when you challenge the great and powerful Mistress Dusklight! LAUGH at the pathetic swashbuckler's feeble attempts at heroism! MOCK the inept clown as they fight for their life against divine wonders of my own creation! SCHEME over the recapture of your wayward daughter and lock her up in the freakshow all over again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  why bother fight me, when you clearly don't stand a chance, Washed Up Wonders?! https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:36:28
January 11, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 24: Mazes & Moon Moles
Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is ticking for Axel and his Amazing Aviary, and if our heroes don't hurry... it's curtain call for everyone!  NAVIGATE the perilous traps of the Heavenly Gallery! SEE through the wicked deceptions of evil foes! CLOSE IN on the enemy at last and prepare for the final showdown! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to use a baby alien for a money laundering scheme? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:12:08
January 4, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 23: Rescues & Revelry
We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil circus run by a sadistic catwoman and her greedy minions will hurt anyone they come into contact with? How horrible! Hot on the tail of Mistress Dusklight, our heroes are encountering more and more of those used and abused by the Celestial Menagerie as they try to rescue their dear friend Axel. Guess we'll be adding a tonne of people to our found family trope! One way or another, though, buckle up- this rescue mission has only just started! SPIN the Hallowed Wheel and brave its magical tricks! ENTER the Sanctum of Sublime Spectacles and gaze upon its freakish inhabitants! STRUGGLE against the titanic megafauna and its brutish master!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to trust a blatantly fake angel if they're like, sexy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Robert Austin Music Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:52:34
December 28, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 22: Satyrs & Sensations
Justice has been done! With evidence against their capricious former employer, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now can live contently knowing that Mistress Dusklight is to be put behind bars for her crimes, and her Celestial Menagerie to be shut down for good. At last, the Wandering Three can put the past behind them, grow as people and save the world alongside the Greatest Show on All Of Golarion! But will it be that simple? Can such a horrible part of the past stay there? Or is something much bigger, much grander and much more terrifyingly dangerous just around the corner? Only one way to find out, dear listeners... tune in and listen to our journey today! WITNESS the court of worms and hear their commands! SHOP til you drop in the beautiful seaside port! FACE your fears in the twisted wonderland you once called home! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  do fox girls naturally ara, or do they have to be trained to do it? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:57:21
December 21, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 21: Chronicles & Crusaders
The past is riddled with secrets long forgotten to man. You are just the latest in a line of countless lives that were more or less like yours, and so is everyone in the world. But you're probably the first one to be a clown elf with magic powers from god that has to fight dinosaur people. Yeah, that's most likely a first. The Wandering Three continue their excursion through Moonstone Hall, seeking out the final Xulgath Demon-Caller and the truth as to why the Xulgath even came here in the first place. But looking through the annals of time has a heavy burden... one that's enough to crush the souls of any one adventurer alone. So remember the gold rule: don't split the party! STUDY the discarded books left strangely behind by a friend! PROTECT the crypts of the long dead clergy! GAZE into the mysterious past and find what answers are hidden from you there! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  okay, you don't SERIOUSLY expect us to take all of THOSE out, right?? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:32:36
December 17, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 20: Ghosts & Grails
The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlived him. Now there's LITERALLY a ghostly priest of the aforementioned dead god is literally following the party around and nagging them. Jeez, how much more on the nose can you get? As our heroes explore Moonstone Hall searching for answers as to why the Xulgath are here and why their former employer is making deals with them, strange secrets and long forgotten history arise to give them some perspective. But first... we've got a pterodactyl demon to kill! Let's go! STUDY the ancient texts locked deep underground! GRIMACE at the gruesome scenes of sacrifice and slaughter! BATTLE against a titanic monster kept here to protect diabolic relics! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  what happens when a demon loses its will to hurt? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:14:14
December 7, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 19: Priests & Poltergeists
Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quasit, and now seek to cleanse the Temple of the Dead God, knowing that for some reason the Xulgath that stormed the Erran Tower back in Abberton set this place up as their base of operations a while ago. But why? There's only one way to find out- and that's delving deeper into the cracks of the past and seeking whatever answers they might find! SLAY the profane demon-callers and their fanatic minions! EXPLORE the tunnels that lie beneath the city! PARLAY with the restless occupants who have not moved past an ancient, horrible event! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to find a giant sweaty dinosaur wrestling clown hot? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:00:07
November 30, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 18: Temples & Twirls
The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest in the Aeon Orb? Wh- hey, what's that smell. What? The Xulgath are here, too?! Aw, come on! We thought we'd seen the last of those guys! What the hell! This is bullshit! Ugh. Fine... I guess we can keep killing dinosaur people who worship demons for a little while longer. Grab your hammer and go silly mode- it's about to get primeval in here! RECOIL from the saurian blood demon and its wicked fangs! SPY on the xulgath and their treacherous meetings! LEARN of the troglodyte's wicked companion!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it cool to adopt the damned souls of the vile if they're like, cute? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:51:24
November 24, 2020
Behind the Rolls: Dice Will Roll x Beadle & Grimm Special!
BEHOLD, TRAVELERS! A BOOK THAT CONTAINS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY! FROM LEVEL 1 TO LEVEL 20, THIS JOURNAL TELLS TALES OF YOUR ADVENTURES AS YOU GROW IN POWER AND- hey, this sounds a LOT like the book of Kingmaker from season 1. That's a funny coincidence, isn't i- IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCOOBY DOO?! There's a LOT going on in this very special crossover episode, everyone. Like, a LOT. AGAIN: HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCREAM, GOOD GIRLS, ETC. LIKE, THE ACTUAL MATTHEW LILLARD. THAT ONE'S NOT A BIT. So join us in our tale of dungeons, dragons, and the cast being EXTREMELY starstruck throughout this whole interview. It's genuinely something else.
1:21:00
November 22, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 17: Paladins & Prophecies
Destiny awaits! You are the chosen one! Follow your fate! God, could you get more cliche? The Wandering Three are looking for Moonstone Temple in order to follow up on some loose ends left in Abberton, and to do so, they need to go to some people who know the past better than anyone else: really, really old folk. It's a blast from the past as Royari meets up with the Order of Saint Sarnax, the very people who raised them as a child. What secrets are they hiding? What does Royari know, and what does she not know about them? And for goodness sake, can these old swordmages please stop talking like Eriato & Volio know what they're harping on about? It's getting like, super irritating!  PERUSE the ancient lore of the past and its shocking revelations! RELIVE the past of the heroic constable's finest moment! DESCEND into the underground and dig up history with your own hands! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is this like, an Avatar type situation, or what?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:27:01
November 16, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 16: Shimmers & Showstoppers
It's time for some downtime! Our heroes have a week to prepare for one of the most important nights of their lives: the Opening Night of the Circus of Wayward Wonders and their show in Escadar! Rivals lurk, and monsters prowl... and all the while, the circus has to practice, advertise and sell tickets! Clear the monsters from the Southern Swamp? Research the grim secrets surrounding the Xulgath? Put up fliers? Have an 80s themed workout montage? How are we going to fit all that in one week? And can we do all of it and still put on a successful show? There's only one way to find out- let's get right to it! SEE the lights on the edge of the camp as they beckon you into darkness! GASP at the fantastic performances and their new heights! LISTEN to the strange, smoking calliope and its weird music!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... fellas, is it gay to get swallowed up by a sinkhole? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:13:43
November 9, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 15: Warts & Wolves
Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny companions to drive out the terror that stalk the night and prepare for the Greatest Show on all of Golarion!  GUSH at the incredible artist dog and his many skills! EXPLORE the creepy cave that may once have been someone's home! BARGAIN with an awful creature that could spell certain doom to your companions! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is that a normal halo thing, or..? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:05:44
November 2, 2020
Halloween Special 2020: Mysteries & Mosquitoes
50 years ago, something horrible came to the sleepy town of Shimmerford. With glowing red eye, six long, handles arms and buzzing, mosquito like wings, a creepy cryptid known today only as The Mosquito Witch brought with her dread and panic that rocked the little village. But soon, fear turned to curiosity, and the townsfolk started celebrating her as a folk story, bringing in monster hunters from around the River Kingdoms to seek her out and, while they're at it, stop by at the yearly Mosquito Witch festival, eat some witchbread and put on some fancy mosquito masks. Thankfully, the Mosquito Witch doesn't really exist... right? Only one group of adventurers from the fledgling Barony of Kilcela, fresh from their duel with The Stag Lord will be able to prove it once and for all in this very spooky Halloween special!  Boats get ridden. Woods get explored. Horrors get uncovered. All this and more in this creepy crawly episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Who's afraid of the Big Bad Bug Lady? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae
2:44:13
October 31, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 14: Ports & Pickpockets
We're taking the show to the Big City! After battling Dinosaur People and receiving divine powers from a Dead God back in Abberton, the Wandering Three is leading the Circus of Wayward Wonders back to their home town of Escadar. Here, sea salt can be smelt in the air, pavement and cobblestone lie underfoot and wicked crooks lurk around every corner. History absolutely has its eyes on you here, where the Circus' rivals, Mistress Dusklight's Celestial Menagerie, lie waiting to punish you for daring break away from their fold. Can our heroes beat the Menagerie at their own game in their own town? Or will- hey. HEY! WHO TOOK MY COIN PURSE? ARGH! STUDY the ancient dinosaur eggs and their nefarious implications! FISH up a huge sea bass and impress your friends! RELAY your secret past, shrouded in mystery and rumor! All this and more in the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 2: LEGACY OF THE LOST GOD, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to whip out some party tricks in an office of law? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae
2:21:19
October 26, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 13: Godlings & Glory
A star rotates the peak of the Erran Tower, and our heroes- Royari San Sarnax, Volio Via and Eriato Bati- face off against a gruesomely scarred xulgath bearing demonic runes carved into his flesh and a massive stone hammer. The faith of their home lies within this battle; should they fail, the primeval troglodytes will destroy the life-giving Aeon Orb left to us by a dead god, dooming the Isle of Erran to extinction. So like, the stakes are pretty high. What did we come to Abberton for again? Let me just check my notes... ah, right, to act in the circus. Hmmm. We've solved murder mysteries, killed marauding boars, defended churches from fiends, dismantled druid cults and fought actual dinosaurs since we got here to do that, which was... ah, a week ago! Nice! Well, everyone... no point in questioning fate. Embrace it, and take a stand, because no matter what, the show must go on! CLASH with the fiendish xulgath warpriest from deep underground and save your home from certain doom! TOWER over the crowds as you put on a show like no other in this world! FEEL the touch of destiny as it pulls you into its arms, leaving you changed and empowered once and for all! All this and more in the finale of BOOK 1 OF EXTINCTION CURSE: THE SHOW MUST GO ON, where we ask the hard questions like... are you sure you want to be giving all this responsibility and power to a troupe of performers? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:15:31
October 19, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 12: Scales & Succubi
LOOK OUT, WANDERING THREE! HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD! TITS, BIG ONES! The seductress behind the slaughter has revealed herself, and slowly the conspiracy behind the murder of the Circus of Wayward Wonder's ringmaster is revealed. Murderous druids, demon cults, dinosaur people... we just wanted to put a show on, man! But now as our heroes fight for the fate of the Isle of Erran, one thing is abundantly clear... a clown's duty isn't just to do sick tumbles and throw pies at people. It's to ward off foul fiends, defeat lurching horrors and save everyone they know from certain extinction! And also, to do sick tumbles, that's super important! PEER beyond the veil and see the fiery visions of the apocalypse that dance around every corner! SHRIEK at the hidden horror masked by the floorbound runes! CHALLENGE the wicked priest that wishes to snuff out all life to your home and save the day, once and for all! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... going in for a hug mid-fight is pretty weird, right?! VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:13:44
October 12, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 11: Troglodytes & Time Warps
CLOWNS VERSUS DINOSAURS! The Circus of Wayward Wonders encounters their new great foe; the treasonous troglodytes, the ancient dinosaur-like cave-dwellers known as the Xulgath. But what is their goal in the Erran Tower? What does a bunch of devolved lizards care about with a monument to a dead god? Get outta here, dinosaurs! This is a CIRCUS campaign! That's why it's called Extinction Cu- oh, no. Ohhhhh, noooo... oh, that's not good at all. Oh, no no no. Well, looks like we've only got one option, everyone! It's them or us- will these ancient creeps be sent packing? Or has the reign of the clown come to a calamitous end? MARVEL at the temporally spasming troglodyte as it flickers through timespace! TASTE the deliciously sugary moss as it grows from the walls! FACE the dreaded foe who has plagued you from the shadows for far too long! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can love bloom, even in prehistoric times? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:01:44
October 5, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 10: Fossils & Fields
Climb the tower, save the world! The Wandering Three have found a grave secret about the Island of Erran, and it's up to them to investigate further to prevent the lands from slowly draining in vitality! The ancient tower left by the dead god keeps countless secrets inside it... but who are its new denizens? What secrets do THEY hide? What role did they have in the demons that have been plaguing the sleepy town of Abberton? And for the love of the gods, what is that AWFUL smell? It's right out of the hermit cult pot and into the mysterious monstrous flames as our heroes uncover an ancient secret that has dire consequences on their circus... after all, if the life force of their home just fades away, who's going to buy tickets from the circus?!  RIDE on the whimsical wagon ride pulled by wondrous toads of impressive sizes! SEE the possessed criminal slowly realize the consequences of their actions! FACE the deadly foes of a bygone era as they emerge as one to face against the circus and bring ruin to the world!  All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard  Questions like... how does one improve their social standing with slurks? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:56:07
September 28, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 9: Half-Fiends & Hellraisers
GHOULS!! The Wandering Three have found themselves in a crypt full of cannibalistic undead intent on feasting on their flesh! They didn't sign up for this! They signed up to find the last demon in the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, so they could enter the main temple and take on the wicked priestess who started this whole debacle, and there's NO sign of-- ohhhh, the last demon is probably one of these GHOULS, huh..? Rats. Well, Wanderers, you're on your own. Have fun with the living dead, I suppose! And good luck... you're going to really, really need it when you find out what's caused all of this. SCRAP with the final evolution of the ghoulish ghasts and its' dreadful gaze! DUEL against the terrifying storm queen of the demon cult! LEARN the awful truth that threatens the Isle of Kortos! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask   the Hard  Questions like... are clowns really qualified to save the world?  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:56:33
September 21, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids
Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with the ghouls? What are the cultists "trading" sacrifices for? And who's the mysterious, beautiful woman who started all of this in the first place? Our heroes' questions have many prongs (get it? Cuz the cultists use tridents? Get it?) but one thing's for sure... if we wanna save this place, we're gonna have to get some answers! LAUGH at the petty squabbling of spiteful demons straight from the Abyss! RETCH at the horrifying rituals performed by the cultists! DESCEND into the ghastly crypt of the hermits and see what lies within! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask  the Hard  Questions like... you can still be a big, cool adventurer if you're afraid of the dark, right? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:20:48
September 14, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks
Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some traveling entertainers though, right? We just wanted to like, juggle and do sweep flips... surely, once this is out of the way, we can just go back to our normal lives, right? Right! So let's save the mayor and be done with it! MUSE upon the works of the Dead God and his incredible architecture! GASP at the strange events heralded in by magic gone awry! CLENCH the finely crafted weapon you just stole from some cultist dude! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it weird for God to contact me through a mosaic fish? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:13:53
September 7, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes
ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of time to... ah, to hell with it. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, and you're going DOWN, Jellicho Boing-Boing! It's time for a clown off! BEHOLD the dazzling street performances of wayward delights! CREEP through the undergrowth on your daring investigations! UNCOVER the awful truth that underlies the mysteries at hand! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what kind of stuff should go in a sandwich to maximize its healing potential? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:00:54
August 31, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes
There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such a fuss in the streets, dressed so brightly and shouting so loudly! Hope you've paid your tab... we're about to split the party, everyone! VANQUISH the dreaded Worm-Demons! INTERROGATE the hay sandwich eating thug! SNARL at the familiar faces you really didn't want to see! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... it's not morally wrong to flirt your way into selling junk at an unreasonable price, is it? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:56:59
August 24, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks
Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad has EVER happened in a church. Weird smells, creepy gravediggers and a load of crashing noises... yup, just normal church stuff all around! Bless yourself and get ready to say your prayers, everyone... it's time to put on your Sunday Best and see what's happening in the Church of Goldenlaws!  BEHOLD the amazing translations of the mysterious woman! TASTE the delicious potions during your time of need! RECOIL at the horrific monsters you'll find on your journey!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can I tell if someone's been infected by a horrific parasitic entity, or if they just haven't had a cup of mornin' joe yet? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulcrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:21:41
August 17, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 3: Bargains & Boars
You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather? Pigs running amuck?! SHOPPING LISTS? Only one group of people have the talents needed to set things right... traveling performers in tight pants and greasepaint! Now, let's see who the real clowns are... the entertainers, or the people trusting them to help fix their woes? GAZE into the flames of prophecy that show horrid visions from beyond the beyond! LISTEN to the tragic tale of the poor man and his beloved, poor town! PERUSE the wondrous items of all manners of magic and mundane use!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it unethical to play golf with living creatures as the golf ball? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulcrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
1:57:47
August 10, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 2: Mice & Music
The show might have ended, but the adventure has only just started! Hot off the tails of a successful show, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now has a new task ahead of them: a murder investigation! Someone tried very hard to ruin the circus performance with lethal consequences, and now the Wandering Three must grab their comically oversized magnifying glasses and crack the case! Who had rats gnaw through the nets? Who unleashed snakes into the stands? And most importantly... who killed our beloved Ringleader? With all these questions floating in the air, only one thing is clear, gang... we've another mystery on our hands! WATCH the circus investigate a cold-blooded murder! DODGE the cruel traps around the camp! OBSERVE as terrifying secrets slowly unveil themselves! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal for my weird familiar to sing when we find a corpse? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulcrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:29:55
August 3, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 1: Carnivals & Clowns
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes apparent that something terrible is afoot. But whoever it is that opposes our heroes, the Wandering Three, they're clearly forgetting that no matter what... The Show Must Go On! Put on your grease paint, tie your shoes, and get ready... the spotlight is on you! WATCH the clown and his unnerving contortionism! GASP as the fortune teller pulls visions of prosperity from the jaws of the Abyss! MARVEL at the daring stunts of the swordfighter! All this and more in this, the first episode of Dice Will Roll's Extinction Curse campaign with Book 1: The Show Must Go on, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to beat up a drunkard if he's messing up your show? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulcrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
2:25:30
July 30, 2020
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 5: Stars & Strangers
Gross!! Our heroes face off against more than they bargained for in the depths of the Ashen Ossuary. They were prepared for a Hobgoblin, maybe even a Vampire... but this thing isn't either of those! And somehow, the horrific creature they're up against is the least of their worries... is there more going on than meets the eye? Probably, but all our audio was wiped in a Harddrive Crash after this, so YOU'LL never know! Myahahahaha!  Nips get shot. Books get read. Secrets get uncovered. All this and more as we wrap up the first (and last!) chapter of Dice Will Roll's Doomsday Dawn miniseries, where we ask the hard questions like... am I too young to join a worldwide secret society?! Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
56:40
July 10, 2020
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 4: Statues & Sand
What's a good dungeon without a good trap? Traps make the dungeon. And if there's no traps, it's not a dungeon-- it's just a big basement. But there ARE traps in this dungeon, so it isn't a basement at all. What were we talking about, again? Oh, right! Hey, our adventurers are still going through a dungeon. That's what this episode is about! Hopefully there's no terrifying revelations or stuff, that would really ruin this whole experience.  Old Friends get met. Heals get requested. Horrors get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions   like... it's cool to murder your ex-boss if he's an evil murderer, right? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:14:10
July 9, 2020
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 3: Quasits & Queers
Damn, Dice Will Roll, back at it again with the Doomsday Dawn miniseries! Remastered and rereleased, our heroes venture deeper into the Ashen Ossuary, making some new discoveries and some frankly chilling secrets along the way! Whatever the problem is with this goblin tunnel... it's starting to look less and less like a vampire. And that's not necessarily a good thing!  Necks get inspected. Idols get touched. Spell slots get run out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... is it a weird flex to turn into a wolf mid fight for no real reason? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
47:14
July 8, 2020
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 2: Slimes & Sewers
It's the second episode of our rerelease of a remastered Pathfinder Playtest, recorded two years ago... and now, we're actually playing Pathinder instead of talking to NPCs! Exciting, right? Our heroes make their way into the Ashen Ossuary beneath the house of a beleaguered noblewoman in search of a stolen artifact... to stop a vampire hobgoblin, or something? I guess? Goblins don't tend to be very reliable narrators, so... whatever, raise your shield and prepare a spell... we're about to get grimy! Sewers get traveled. Dice get hexed. Naps get taken.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely critique a goblin's art? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
53:43
July 7, 2020
Doomsday Dawn Ep. 1: Playtests & Peril
Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. Did we mention there's a tonne of goblins? Yeah, now you're interested.  Creeps get rebuffed. Boxes get unlocked. Adventures get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... how many goblins can we fit into a box?  Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
50:19
July 6, 2020
Kingmaker Retrospective
And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will Roll: Season 2. 
54:25
June 24, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 80: Faerie Queens & Forever Afters
Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her in her own throne room, the wicked queen now must erase them from their tale and keep herself the true hero of the story by setting them against her righteous, primal magic and the shadows of their own past. The final duel between the Green Lady and the Kingmakers is at hand... and when this book ends, will it have a happy ending? Or will the wicked queen win, teaching the world the true meaning of a cautionary tale? Spells get cast. Necks get chopped. Books get closed. All this and more in the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most comfortable way to hug a wolf? Special thank you to RigorMortis999 for his Piano Renditions of Kingmaker's Main Theme & Skylark. Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:14:41
June 22, 2020
Pride Flag One-Shot: Shrieks & Shivers
SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on the mantles of the first Pathfinder Party we ever played! Listen as Angelo Lorrimor the Paladin, Arseris Vyldiane the Alchemist and Voltaire Lafayette the sorcerer tell a tale beyond the Carrion Crown Adventure Path and have a Level 20 adventure like no other in Karcau, the Village of Voices! And watch out... there may or may not be phantoms in this opera! Skeletons get smashed. Ovations get given. Crypts get explored. All this and more in this special episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how much could an autographed piece of merch go for if it was signed by a ghost? Music Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12_6JIpzjtdCCRsXQMd7SLiLXRnOxTkHdCxD_LDHkQ8M/edit?usp=sharing "LGBTQ" is by Lizz Sooy
2:33:05
June 19, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 79: Unicorns & Utopias
Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings that practically change the world around them to be like the First World? Like a Jabberwock, but not quite! Actually, Phomandala is like a Jabberwock, but not quite, too... what's with all these bootleg Jabberwocks, huh? Why does Nyrissa have all of these? And more importantly... what else does Nyrissa hide on the final floor of her dungeon? What secrets is she keeping? What lies have been hidden until now? And how will the Kingmakers fare against her ultimate weapon... the Fable?  Bears get defenestrated. Horns get taken. Stairs get climbed. All  this and more in the penultimate episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker, where we ask the hard questions   like... how do you tell a haunted sword you're just not that into him? DONATE TO... RACIAL JUSTICE FUNDS: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn BAIL FUNDS: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:01:44
June 15, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 78: Angels & Anguish
SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once and for all! But her cruelty is truly greater than any of our heroes could have accounted for, and each new room they explore while seeking her out brings only new insights into the levels of her villainy. Dead occultists made of worms? Horrific, mutated medusas? Unabashed torture and cruelty? MEPHIT MURDER? The Kingmakers must steel their guts for this dungeon, gang... because in the House at the Edge of Time, everyone's crying- because here, Angels deserve to die! Wishes get cast. Worms get hugged. Horrors get revealed. All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... what's the best way to pull a Lennie Mice & Men on a dryad?  DONATE TO... RACIAL JUSTICE FUNDS: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn BAIL FUNDS: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:02:51
June 8, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 77: Mansions & Mephits
ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is finally upon our heroes. Faced against the most powerful Fey Queen the Stolen Lands- and maybe the world?- has ever seen, our heroes are filled with fear and tension as they prepare to enter her domain. Just kidding! These guys killed a lich once! A nymph? Pffft! This'll be easy, surely! One last dungeon crawl stands between them and their Forever After. Cast a protective ward, ready your wolves... and start sprinting! We've a Final Boss to beat! Lasers get blasted. Memories get relived. Clothes get washed. All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you properly eject a stuffed animal from a time loop? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:15:35
June 1, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 76: Towers & Terrors
Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. And then, sometimes, the last few pages get torn out by a ferocious guardian creature intent on stopping you from finishing the book! Facing off against the pit from which their most deadly foe was once spawned, the Kingmakers must fight and overcome the final monsters which stop entry into the palace of the Green Lady so that they may once and for all end her reign of terror. Can our heroes overcome all odds and defeat the wicked entourage of foes that await them? Or will their story run out of pages? Keep your bookmarks at the ready- we're about to find out! Punches get thrown. Skeletons get razed. Cards get investigated. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... why is the GM describing a seemingly innocent object in such great detail?! Paizo Pride Pin: https://paizo.com/products/btq023g7 Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:57:21
May 25, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 75: Worms & Witches
Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Nightmare Rook, and now our heroes find themselves split up- with Alden and Ichor facing down the freaky Coagulated Worm Oozes of the Mire, and Kaska alone against the Nightmare Rook itself... will the Kingmakers be able to take down such terrifying threats on their own? Or, divided, are they nothing? Hold on tight- it's about to get messy! Holes get fallen into. Paths get walked. Tea gets drank. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell your druid that she's maybe getting a little TOO into terrifying the fear monster? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:04:19
May 18, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 74: Frights & Frost Giants
The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wilds for their longtime foe, they must overcome terrible tasks- from giant, pulsing fungus giants, to shadowy ice priests, to unrelenting nightmares... and who knows what the Paths of Peril which line the cursed woods of the Thousandbreaths have in store for our adventurers? It's a brave new world out there... one that the Kingmakers are dead set on mapping! Heads get chopped. Trees get snacked on. Parties get split. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it safe to fall asleep in a Will-O-Wisp's garden? Paizo Pride Pin: https://paizo.com/products/btq023g7 Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:53:42
May 11, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 73: Glades & Goodbyes
Every story has a beginning, middle and end... and this one approaches its end. After successfully protecting their kingdom from the interdimensional scourge of the Season of Bloom, the Kingmakers can finally move onto the offence, bringing their fight to the dreaded Green Lady themselves! But with a Fey Queen, that can only mean one thing... leaving their world behind and following her into the First World, the plane of the faeries. But with deadly challenges lying in wait, one question rests on the shoulders of our heroes... will they ever return to Kilcela? Or will they remain in the forest of the Thousandbreaths... forever after?  Tattoos get given. So longs get said. Portals get entered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you best prepare calamari made from a Kraken? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:00:07
May 4, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 72: Jinxes & Jabberwocks
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE! THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! The Season of Bloom is ending... but not before one last legendary fight against one of the most fearsome foes of the First World... the Jabberwock! This monstrous Tane has only rarely had survivors to its monstrous rampages, and it's headed directly for Levet's Crossing; the same place the Kingmakers started their journey through the Stolen Lands five years ago now. Can the Kingmakers protect the town and its people from this mythical monster and get them to safety? Or will the town fall to the eyes of flame of this demonic dragon? Take your vorpal blade in hand, and get snicker-snacking... it's a final showdown, and the safety of Kilcela relies on our three heroes winning! Stories get told. Stews get interrupted. Swords get tossed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how high a jump is TOO high a jump? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:58:32
April 27, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 71: Dragons & Doomsdays
There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But are they prepared for their true quest today? Can our heroes overcome this mythic challenge and go down in history? Or is today the day they die a heroic death at the hands of the most iconic of all foes? Hold your breath and raise your shield- we're going on a dragon hunt! Swords get polished. Food gets delivered. Hoards get pilfered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is this kind of challenge a hint that the DM's been slighted in some way?! Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh SUBGRUBS & SNAZZARDS: FREE PDF! https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pol99sJgnluCtjgGcqbOW12Gzd0mDQZM/view SERVERSTUCK: https://discord.gg/kG8FTV9 Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:12:46
April 20, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 70: Gardens & Goblins
Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now!  But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal library... well, there's not much else you can do but follow it, and see where it goes, is there? Grab your daughter swords, gang, and climb through the doorway- we've a garden to preen! Folklore gets studied. Doors get opened. Fires get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a faerie dragon be a nihilist if its whole existence depends on it being happy? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh SUBGRUBS & SNAZZARDS: FREE PDF! https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pol99sJgnluCtjgGcqbOW12Gzd0mDQZM/view SERVERSTUCK: https://discord.gg/kG8FTV9 Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:06:46
April 15, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 69: Hulks & Horrors
An adventuring party is only as good as their recurring villain, sure... but what do you do when a villain just won't stay dead? The Kingmakers delve more into the story of Count Ranalc, the banished Fey Lord, and run into a nasty dead end... an old foe who just won't take a hint. Who is Mikos the Unkillable? Why won't fire or acid kill him, like a regular troll? Why has he been meddling in the plans of the Kingmakers for so long? Who is his mysterious mother? And, perhaps the question that's been plaguing our heroes for the last 4 years... What is he, really? The Kingmakers go to war with one of their oldest foes in a shocking twist of revelations and horror! Can they be victorious? Or shall Mikos remain unkillable once again?  Mysteries get chased. Lore gets dropped. Monsters get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a faerie dragon be a nihilist if its whole existence depends on it being happy? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:10:38
April 6, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 68: Mires & Mysteries
Please, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to ask- who is the mysterious Fae Count they've found stories of, and what does he have to do with the wicked Dryad Queen, the Green Lady? Hopefully there won't be any wacky adventures to distract them in their quest to- hold on, I've just been handed a card. Um... yeah, okay. It says here the swamp just got turned into a watercolour painting and there's something rippling just beneath the surface. Okay. Cool. Well, I suppose the Count can wait- we've a bog to save, everyone!  Acid gets fallen into. Twigs get given. Legends get recited. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cute or super freaky if your pet wolf figures out how to open up doors and get meat out of the cupboard himself? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:51:12
March 30, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 67: Graves & Goliaths
If knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... what's he got to do with the snowstorm billowing out from the mines in the local quarry town?! Pull on your parka; we're going on a journey through the ice and cold! Walls get climbed. Gaps get leapt. Graves get shattered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you fit four frost giants in a cramped up cave? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:03:00
March 23, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 66: Ravens & Requiems
Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too many questions! All we know is that we have to do something... or the dreams that come tonight might be even worse than what preceded them. Tuck yourself in, friends... we're in for some rapid eye movement tonight! Druids get bit. Houses get burned. Doors get knocked. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cook a talking creature if it's like, really rude to you? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:05:50
March 16, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 65: Wails & Wild Hunts
Sometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the fey- silence like that can be horrible to live with! Thankfully, though, we've found a stranger sound than silence. Tonnes of babies, crying in the woods. Yeah, you read that right. Like, an army of screaming babies in the woods. What's going on there? Who knows! But it sounds like some reality-shifting nonsense to me. Grab your spear and plug your ears- it's time for a Bloom-Slaying adventure! Books get given. Turnips get kicked. Vengeance gets had. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are two heads REALLY better than one when it comes to surviving sonic attacks? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:02:55
March 9, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 64: Briars & Blooms
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyrissa, is moving to steal their kingdom from time itself! Under the threat of the mysterious Season of Bloom and armed with a mythical weapon to guide them, our heroes must band together now more than ever in order to protect the Kingdom of Kilcela from not only bandits or beasts- but from otherworldly magic that threatens to rip reality to shreds! Hold onto your butts- it's time to begin the end! Kisses get given. Bags get bought. Water gets inspected. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 6: SOUND OF A THOUSAND SCREAMS, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I explain a threat if I don't actually know what the threat is? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:07:03
March 2, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 63: Swords & Steam
Progress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent,  weapons and tools salvaged from a crashed ship from beyond the stars, and treachorous magic beyond our hero's wildest imaginations, the Clockwork King will not go down without a fight.  But each of our heroes has a stake in the game- and none of them are the kind to give up either. It's the final showdown between the Kingdoms of Kilcela and Pitax- but who will come out on top? The Kingmakers, or King Irovetti? There's only one way to find out- let's have our decisive duel in the pit of the Clockwork Castle's ruins, and see once and for all, who deserves to rule, and who deserves to die! Animals get banished. Arms get grown. Bad News gets delivered.  All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 5: War Of The River Kingdoms, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to kill people by using a child as a weapon? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:02:10
February 24, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 62: Fiends & Furnaces
Throw some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all, they must put out the flames in the heart of the beast and grind the steam-powered engines to a halt- but they will not find it unguarded! All of this is pretty cool, but.... man, it's sooty down here! Is breathing in all this coal dust healthy for you? I mean, I know the guy who runs this place is evil and all, but like, surely there's some health violations going on down here. Are we sure we want to have our climactic duel to shut down the engines HERE of all places? Yes? Well... here we go, I suppose! Souls get banished. Proposals get made. Arrows get fired. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any spells that can help me with platformer challenges? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Ballad of the Seven Dice: https://www.balladofthesevendice.com/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:48:27
February 17, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 61: Oni & Oozes
Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- with the amount of blood we're about to spill, we're going to make Sekiro look like a walk in the park! Performances get given. Constructs get piloted. Neighs get whinnied. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best dance I can do to scare the hell out of my enemies with my cool sword? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:33:00
February 10, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 60: Clockwork & Conquerors
To battle! The Army of Kilcela has garnered some powerful allies throughout the Glennebon Uplands, from old foes to towering giants. But now that they've garnered enough strength, they're finally ready to take on the might of the Clockwork Regiment of Pitax. As our heroes get ready to lead their forces against their mechanical opponents, they can look forward to a fair fight. Right? No tricks, no underhand tactics- just something nice and straightforward, right? Of course, it's never that easy.  What's up with the alarm they're ringing out? Or the rumbles from behind the city walls? Or the black plumes of smoke coming from the dozen chimneys from Castle Pitax? No time to think- let's end the War of the River Kings by tonight! Trolls get scared. Ladders get launched. Reunions get had. All this and more in the 1 Year Anniversary Episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are there any rules that say the castle CAN'T be considered a combatant?! Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ Monster Credit: https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42r10?Ravingdorks-Crazy-Character-Emporium
1:38:05
February 3, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 59: Lords & Linnorms
Quests. Every adventure needs them. They're a critical part to the life of a hero, be they a mission from a high priest to seek out an ancient relic, a treaty to seek out a bandit king, or... wait, am I reading this right? A cry for help to slay an evil monster from a particularly depressed mammoth? On their journey to seek out allies who can help them go to battle against the Clockwork Regiment, the Kingmakers traverse the Glennabon Uplands on a particularly unusual mission. Can our brave heroes triumph in the face of legendary opponents? Or is their legend a tragedy, not an epic? For my sake, I'm hoping it's the first- I don't wanna be out of a job writing these blurbs! Lore gets shared. Curses get inflicted. Alliances get forged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you win an arm wrestling fight with a Barbarian King? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/
1:56:00
January 27, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 58: Forests & Ferocity
Into the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do that, they've travelled deep into the cursed woods of the Thousandvoices Forest to find themselves in the Hungerdark Caverns, facing off against Minognos-Ushad, the Wyvern Queen. Only one problem... she's like, a lot scarier than we originally anticipated?! She's like, 30 feet tall, and her fangs are as long as my arm... is it too late to change our minds and leave? Yes? Well, no point crying about it now! Hold on tight- things are about to get rocky! Heroes get gulped. Trees get chopped. Battles get witnessed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
1:54:16
January 20, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 57: Destiny & Dragonslayers
Oh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of course! The hunt for Minognos-Ushad, the Mother of Wyverns, continues- but never forget, would-be dragonslayers. Not only can you hunt dragons... dragons are fully capable of hunting you too. Water gets gargled. Skeletons get squinted at. Coup-de-graces get delivered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
2:00:11
January 13, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 56: Myths & Monasteries
To arms! The Kingmakers have won their first major victory in the War of the River Kings, having saved the little town of Littletown from the maws of the wyverns. The battle may be won, but the war is far from over, and now they must hunt down their sinister spawnmother and prevent it from happening again! But are things as simple as they seem? Will both sides of the war play fair, and allow the victor to come down to whoever fights truest? Or will Pitax cheat at this too, just like they do with everything? Only time will tell, soldiers- for now, though, hold your shield and charge to the defense of the downtrodden- we've a war to fight in, boys! Bombs get lit. War Crimes get discussed. Clocks get smashed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... why did the political climate of early 2020 have to happen just as we got to the war arc? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
2:14:48
January 6, 2020
Kingmaker Ep. 55: Wizards & Wyverns
Of course, you realize, this means war! Betrayed by the Bandit Kingdom of Pitax, the Kingmakers find themselves back in St. Gilmorg, only to find it overrun by clockwork soldiers hellbent on reducing the city to rubble! With wyverns circling in the sky above and trolls on the horizon, it quickly becomes apparent to our heroes they have two options: take up arms and lead the Kingdom of Kilcela to victory against the heinous Pitaxian Hordes, or like, give up and die, I guess. And knowing the Kingmakers- their friends captured by villains, their home under attack, and their legacy at risk of being lost to history like countless other River Kingdoms before them- that means there's only one real thing to do. Onwards and forwards, Kingmakers- it's time to start a true War of the River Kings! Machinemen get melted. Grapples get stung. Spells get charged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... war! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for? Derry's Mass Combat Rules: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder2e/comments/dwxpba/mass_combat_for_pathfinder_2nd_edition/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:52:51
December 30, 2019
Kingmaker Holiday Special: Fair Folk & Festivities
Ho Ho Ho! During the bleak winter nights of the end of the year , the Fey of the Kingdom of Kilcela bring all the good little girls and boys gifts as a sign of good-will and peace. But lo and behold, this year, the unthinkable has happened- and a gift has gone missing! In this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, our heroes, a trio of fey adventurers, must find out what happened to the missing present, solve a murder, and save the Generic Winter Holiday! But watch out... who knows when the terrible Gringrungrangrun, that horrible fairy-eating monster, might strike next?! Grab your sugar canes- it's time to make the Yuletides gay! Investigations get started. Cookies get eaten. Gifts get given. All this and more in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the festive questions like... what are the best spells to protect me from the Krampus? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Festive Music Used:  Jingle Bells, Wish, Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy by Kevin McLeod  Investigation Music For Background Music by Gumberculese  Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu  Just Us League by RKVC
1:49:17
December 23, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 54: Secrets & Scepters
When the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poisoned by a rival nation in an effort to sabotage their victory streak in the Rushlight Tournament, Improvisations have to be made, and the only other jouster even close to her level is the King himself! Faced with mounting challenges, both athletic and personal, the Kingmakers must weave their way through the intertwining politics of the festival and prove themselves the champions of the games! But are these games really what they seem at face value? Or is there more intrigue beneath the surface? And if there is... then what place does Kilcela have in all of this? It's time to carry on the torch and wrap up the tournament, fellas- if you can make it out in one piece! Corsets get waved. Kisses get given. Chess Games get played. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is there a cure for the itchy demon rash spreading around my inner thighs? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:15:06
December 16, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 53: Archery & Axes
On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms' Sportsmen. From ripped barbarian archers to petite lumberjack sorcerers, this sports showcase is more than a little out of the ordinary. But while all is fair in love and war, it might not be in sports! Can our heroes overcome the tricks and cheats of some of the less scrupulous kingdoms? Or will the best men fail to win? It's game time at the Lake of Mists & Veils, and it seems our heroes are here to win! Notes get taken. Bullseyes get shot. Logs get split. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to cure insomnia? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:59:49
December 10, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 52: Brewers & Bookstores
Sports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to just play some sports? The Kingmakers find themselves caught in the flow of the Rushlight Festival without the right athletes, and must improvise to make sure the show can go on! Will our heroes rise to the occasion and become stars of the event? Or will they make fools of themselves and their nation in front of the most powerful elites of the River Kingdoms? Grab a flask and get ready to play- the tournament of a lifetime is about to begin! Names get misspelled. Wine gets sipped. Books get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to avoid attracting the attention of a master poisoner? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:18:07
December 2, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 51: Thrones & Tournaments
Are we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, that the neighbours are starting to take note of them! An invitation from their rival nation of Pitax brings them to the Rushlight Festival, a fair of fantasies that showcases the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms! But between a citystate of spies, a domain of deposed nobility and a  of assassins- can Kilcela stand out against the crowd and make an impression by winning the legendary Midnight Joust? Or is there more going on than meets the eye between our King and his old home? Boulders get yote. Monsters get charmed. Revelations get made. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 5: WAR OF THE RIVER KINGS, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince my friends to try eating honey-roasted spiders from a food stall? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:17:38
November 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 50: Weapons & Warlords
What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opposition with one another... one to protect all that is pure, the other to conquer it. Funnily enough, you'll never guess what this episode is about! The spirit of Armag the Barbarian King lies within his wicked supersword, Ovinrbaane, the enemy of enemies, and the Twiceborn Warlord now finds himself facing the Heroes of Kilcela who wish to stop him from enacting his grim conquest of The Stolen Lands and beyond! Can the Kingmakers stop this cruel king from reigniting the flames of a long gone kingdom of blood? Or are they doomed to fall to the Enemy of Enemies and be the first to make up his throne of bone?  Walls get mimed. Accidents are had. Tragedy strikes. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 4: Blood for Blood, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to try romance the Big Bad halfway through a duel with him? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:47:22
November 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory
You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmakers travel through the Tomb of Armag in pursuit of the Reincarnated Barbarian King, but they are not alone. A haunting voice echoes through the misty passages of the crypt, guiding them through terrible trials to prove themselves worthy of their place in this mausoleum of misery. Can our heroes overcome the tests laid out for them that will surely push them to their absolute limit? Or will they fall to their doom here, as the Twiceborn Warlord retrieves his terrible weapon, Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies? Balls get rolled. Teeth get chattered. Naps get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... does tapping the ribs of a Deathless Skeleton really play xylophone noises? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:03:24
November 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's very useful to have friends! But... are we really allying with THOSE guys?! The Duchy of Kilcela wades into battle against the Barbarian Hordes of the Havzhi Khal alongside the Kingdom of Pitax(?!) in an effort to catch the reincarnated Barbarian King and stop him from getting a hold of Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies and the most wicked weapon in the land. It won't be an easy fight, but push past the battlefield, the cultists and the tomb, and perhaps the Kingmakers can put a stop to the nefarious warlord's plans! Scarves get wrapped. Barriers get raised. Trials get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it still child murder if you kill a teenager that's artificially aged themselves? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:50:42
November 4, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades
In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation.  Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One way or another, today's a fine day to become killer killers! Tarts get eaten. Fires get started. Flags get raised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to use to understand someone's accent? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:05:32
October 28, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords
Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, there's goblin-wolf-dog-thing creeping up on you, and you don't know what's going on but you guess you're here for the ride?? If you're picturing it so far, then you've got a pretty good idea of what kind of episode this one's gonna be, folks.  No time to think- it's a battle back to back with a real hunk with an air of mystery against some of the night's scariest monsters (if you're level 4, at least)! Swords get shown. Armour gets pierced. Heroes get yeeted. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of gift can I get the man who has everything (like, a hundred different swords)? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:50:39
October 21, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings
STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with a Plan B on the spot. The Kingmakers are taking out the crooked leaders of Fort Drelev and freeing its people- but to do so, they need to take out the man behind it all, the Mad Baron Drelev! Bent on taking out the Kingmakers and conquering the Duchy of Kilcela for himself, this menacing madman is all that stands between his people and liberation. Now, friends and adventurers, say it with me- off with his head! Druids get carried. Dogs get snoozed. Hunks get peeped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any practical uses for being permanently turned purple by a weird artefact? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:18:09
October 14, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods
We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a coven of Annis Hags and their wicked leader, Betty Rustfingers, in the cellar beneath the Drelev Keep. But who else resides in this castle of creeps? Giants? Guards? Cruel, calculating summoners with a disdain for life in favour of his studies? Or perhaps an old friend who just won't take a hint and get lost? One way or another, nothing's gonna stop these heroes- vive la revolution, it's time to put some nobles on ice! Hands get chopped. Windows get jumped. Lightning gets arced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it that weird to have a bag full of human molars? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:03:19
October 7, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways
A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev is drawing near, and the Kingmakers must infiltrate his keep to depose him and the crooked nobility he lavishes with instead of saving his barony from the vicious barbarians that overrun it. But, uh... how do we get in? There's like, guards and stuff. We didn't exactly come with a plan, so... I dunno, maybe we should climb the walls or something? No, that's dumb. I'm out of ideas. I'll let our heroes figure their way past monstrous guardians, cunning traps and long-hidden secrets themselves! Vive la revolution! Slimes get sliced. Bars get bent. Cackles get cackled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it unethical to send an Unseen Servant to its doom? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:57:45
September 30, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises
Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the Mad Baron of Drelev's home, but maybe... just maybe... we can swing our swords at this too! No? Bad idea? Darn, whatever. Our heroes will probably think of a smarter idea. It's time for the Kingmakers to find out exactly what's going on with Fort Drelev, and try topple the crooked crown that lies atop it! Breath Weapons get breathed.  Disguises get put on. Dreams get dreamt. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the least suspicious way to walk into a Brothel Church? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:56:09
September 23, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 41: Serpents & Storytellers
The best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwelling Goggard worshipers of a demon goddess, it's not so easy! Our heroes find themselves fighting off the cruel naga which had bewitched the priest-king of the Boggards in order to gain their favour and bring peace to the marshes- but honestly, can we just settle for knitting them a nice cardigan or something? I'm tired of having to killing monsters for other people! Poems get recited. Rings get given. Baby Carriages get investigated. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most likely outcome from pulling a mysterious sword out of a spooky rock formation in the middle of the water? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:04:38
September 16, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk
A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards who have no real idea what they're doing. The Kingmakers wish for an audience with the Demon-worshipping Priest King Sopoko, and they don't want a fight- but unfortunately for them, the Boggards of the swamp village of M'Bottu certainly do, and their surprisingly vicious frog guide Garuum is aching for revenge. What's up with these guys and revenge, anyway?! Vengeance this, vindication that- can't the Boggards just sit down and talk with one another? It's a marshy dungeon crawl adventure for our heroes as they navigate the tunnels of M'Bottu and try end the Boggard attacks on the merchants of Kilcela! Frogs get pelted. Tamers get munched. Deals get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell a naga you're not interested in a friendship with them? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:37:56
September 9, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs
Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into the murky Hooktongue Sloughs to investigate a barony conquered by barbarians and a clan of frogfolk that have been attacking travelers on the roads to their kingdom. But first, they must overcome some of the hazards of the marshes- such as a trio of hideous bog mummy clerics of the goddess of undeath! Onwards and forwards, heroes, and guide this motley expedition of lizardmen, gnomish mapmakers, corvid treasurehunters and furious frogmen deeper into the wilds!  Gas pockets get popped. Balls get punched. Villages get sneaked through.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best backrubbing technique to calm a raging Boggard? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:45:24
September 3, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders
You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it again. What, nobody says that? Well, they should! The Kingmakers are saddling up for an expedition into the Hooktongue Slough to investigate a mad baron, an undying barbarian and a clan of boggards so that they can defend the Duchy of Kilcela from further attack. With escorts from the village of lizardfolk, quests from curious characters in the tavern, and a few familiar faces showing up again, this adventure deep into the swamps of the west is sure to prove an exciting one! Gather your exploration gear, adventurers- we're about to show the world what we've got! Interrogations get conducted. Drinks get drank. Fireballs go nuclear.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I effectively jail a pixie? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
2:09:23
August 26, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders
The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when a hearty meal in the idyllic town of Tatzylford is interrupted by a stranger baring a dire warning of impending doom, our heroes are faced with an unfortunate fact: when you go around stopping bad guys every day for a living, eventually, a few of them are going to want revenge! It's a veritable siege today, fellas, as the Kingmakers face off against an invasion of foes from the woods, both new and old- and they're all that stands between the forces of destruction and the town they must rally and fight back with! Barbarians, witches and giants, oh my! Grab your sword, study your spellbook- the Siege of Tatzylford begins today! Bad Guys get bisected. Heads get exploded. Poems get recited. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 4: BLOOD FOR BLOOD, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to convince a nine year old not to use their shapeshifting powers for evil?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:53:10
August 19, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs
It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, beyond powerful foe has risen, and with occult power that dwarfs our heroes by leagues, and if they don't do something to stop it, Kilcela and the rest of the world could be next. The undead menace of Vordakai, Cyclops Lich and King of a Crumbled Empire, demands their subjugation- but when our heroes have an old friend to avenge, surrender isn't an option. It's do or die for Alden, Kaska and Ichor as they face off against a truly legendary foe they seemingly have no hope of beating- but surely, justice will find a way! Now, once and for all, guys, let's show this zombie wizard it should have stayed dead! Spells get cast. Friends get reunited. Eyes go blind. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 3: The Varnhold Vanishing, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do I stop my mind-controlled friend from killing me without hurting their feelings?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:50:54
August 12, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses
Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can imagine the kind of stress the Kingmakers are under! After rescuing a prisoner of the undead cyclopses from their captor, our brave heroes must now make their way deeper into the Tomb of Vordakai and face whatever horrors lie within. Zombies? No sweat! Daemons? Pushover? But remember, dear traveler, that often times, the scariest things aren't the foes you face- but what you stand to lose. And also, the foes you face, if they're like, really really scary. Like, dang, this is a spooky one. Pits get leaped. Frescoes get glanced at. Hearts get broken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I console a weeping phantom? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:57:51
August 5, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom
Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different.  Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden deep in the mountains on the trail of the populace of the entire vanished city of Varnhold. Could this be where they went? What brought them here, to an isolated island deep in the treacherous cyclopse gravelands? A veritable tomb of horrors awaits these daring adventurers as they try solve the mystery of the true nature of Vordakai's Isle once and for all. After that... can we finally go home? I miss the woods, these mountains suck! And I'm pretty sure I got a stone in my shoe! Secret doors get opened. Blood gets boiled. Wheels get spun. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to talk your way out of a fight with a fiend without losing your soul? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:13:21
August 2, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs
They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all this terror and torture. Now as the snow of winter starts to come down and our heroes must trek into the forbidden canyons of the Valley of the Dead, they must face even more gruesome foes. How long until we can go home again? Not until we solve the mystery that brought us here in the first place?! This sucks! I signed up to be part of a group of adventuring heroes, not a crime-solving gang of teens! One way or another, though, our heroes must be brave- for now, they have to prepare themselves to set foot into a taboo valley, untouched by the locals for centuries... and see what dwells within. Blessings get given. Lairs get investigated. Cliffs get jumped.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how much healing does kissing a booboo better do? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:02:55
July 29, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens
En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid with a human head and promises of treasure, they now find themselves face to face with an even more unusual foe- the gruesome Xill, alien monstrosities with jaws, claws and a real bad attitude! It's time for a fight around a weak spot between worlds around the mythic Ghost Stone in a bid to win this creepy spider lady back her home and get on with the mystery of Varnhold! Chests get opened. Birds get ridden. Doors get slammed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to make it down a waterfall in one piece? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:05:39
July 26, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders
A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies weren't around in Fantasy Times! Yeehaw! The Kingmakers have encountered an unusual new friend- because hey, we've already gone so far, why not add a feral child to the mix? But as they take a second to hide away in this abandoned lodge, rather than answer questions, all of this brings up only more. An island of druids? A dead poet? The hungry darkness? Put on your thinking caps and lock your doors- our heroes have quite the spooky night ahead of them! Floorboards get creaked. Windows get scratched. Dubious deals get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what class is the most likely to survive a horror movie?   Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:59:21
July 22, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders
The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testimony from unreliable faerie sources and an awful nightmare- not exactly the best clues in the world. As such, our heroes are tracking down the most likely suspects- an evil cannibal cult of an old centaur god?! There really is no such thing as an easy adventure these days, huh? Well, no matter. I guess it's time to go track down some horse people! Onwards-ho! Fingers get bitten. Fires get watched. Rocks get spotted.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a dumb idea to name your warrior clan's name after a pun? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
2:02:01
July 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams
 They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mountains out of molehills- and switch their sizes up to match! Are these deceitful foes the ones who caused everyone in the city of Varnhold to vanish? If so, how! Why! Where did they put them? But one question looms over the others- who is this Supreme Leader they're all terrified of? Mystery is in the air, but before all else- we have some gnomes to gnash! Let's roll! Towers get fallen from. Escapes get blocked. Nightmares get had. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it acceptable to kill a bad guy if they're crying like, real real hard? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:51:23
July 15, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings
Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been completely abandoned, with no sign of a struggle or even a hint of where they might have gone aside from a single ominous word carved into the the door of an inn, something's definitely up. Our heroes have crossed into the nation of Varnhold to investigate why their neighbouring kingdom has gone radio silent, but the discovery that they're not just ignoring them, but are all gone is more than a little chilling. Now they must put on their detective caps and investigate the empty barony, because all of this raises a single question- if they're not here, then where did the people of Varnhold go? Jars get knocked over. Books get read. Gods get discovered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I identify someone based solely on their hands? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:37:46
July 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves
Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the farming town of Fangberry and even the village of Monsters, Sootscale Hill, our heroes have a fine kingdom at their hands. But as the natural beauty of the cold months roll in, so too does the darkness of night- and when a harrowing message arrives informing the Duke, the High Priestess and the Sheriff that something mysterious is afoot, and they're being asked to investigate, a creeping dread comes over them all. What's happened to the neighbouring nation of Varnhold? Why won't they send back any messengers sent to them? And most importantly, why has one of our heroes dear friends not returned from his quick trip to visit them? Alden, Ichor and Kaska embark to a strange new land in search of answers... but what else truly awaits them in the craggy hills of the Nomen Heights? Journeys get prepared. Eels get eaten. Dread begins to crawl. All this and more in Dice Will Roll's first episode of Kingmaker Book 3: THE VARNHOLD VANISHING, where we ask the hard questions like: is it cannibalism to eat a Halfling? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:45:31
July 8, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans
For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recently, attempted to invade and capture one of its towns. Today, Kilcela fights back. Leading an army to go free the captured slaves taken by the trolls, Baron Ichor Eteoclese, High Priestess Kaska Tanavin and Sheriff Alden Felstad have one goal: end the cruel reign of Hargulka, once and for all! But no matter how straightforward a plan this may seem, darkness lurks around the corner- what dangerous secrets does the King of Monsters hide? And what powerful foes has he allied himself with? Crits get rolled. Monsters get slashed. Romances get sparked. All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 2: RIVERS RUN RED, where we ask the hard questions like: is it true that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, or is that just small creature propaganda? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
3:04:08
July 5, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 25: Hermits & Hodags
My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion monster thing to eat us alive?! En-route to scout out the villainous Kingdom of Trolls deep within the Western Woods, our heroes are ambushed by a mad hermit and his monstrous companion. Will they defeat this diabolical duo, or are they destined to fall here before they can save their kingdom from the vicious monsters of Kongerike and end up as dog chow?  Weapons get picked up. Trees get lifted. Final conflicts get prepared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to clear your head after breathing in toxic fumes? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:40:29
July 1, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 24: Battles & Brutes
A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger group to take them on? Our Kingmakers gather together to fight off the evil trolls of the wicked kingdom of Kongerike, who have invaded their land and captured the peaceful village of Fangberry! Only through great bravery, cunning tactics, and a shitload of burning arrows have they any hope to liberate the quiet hamlet from certain doom at the hands of these monsters! Alright, everyone? On my mark! Three... two... one... CHARGE!! Plans get hatched. Boulders get thrown. Spears get discovered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cheating to just cast "Cause Heart Attack" on your enemy mid-fight? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:49:56
June 28, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries
Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a horse. Ecstatic over new inhabitants of the Barony of Kilcela and the treasures they bring with them, our adventurers are horse crazy- but not crazy crazy, you know? Better save that kind of insane for the rumoured cult of the hag goddess which is growing in power day by day. Someone should maybe do something about that, and those someones should probably be our brave Kingmakers- but like, give us a second, we're admiring the way the wind blows in their manes!  Bribes get taken. Tripwires get tripped. Terrible future conflicts get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it obnoxious to use a title like "The Unkillable" if I just haven't died yet? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:52:25
June 24, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins
Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventurers raid your tomb and keep it for themselves? Our heroes are here for the Sword of the Cairn, and they're not going to take no for an answer. It's a fight to the undeath deep inside this ancient grave, and it's up to our party, our fighter's mom and a wolf to show this creep that his reign is long over. Just make sure not to get in the way of this Barbarian King's undying rage! Hugs get given. Barrels get drank. Advice gets given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it ethical to rob from a tomb if the guy buried there was an asshole? PAN-DEMON-IUM:  https://open.spotify.com/show/1KDvxrvZ4dj7j03iSznKHI  Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod   
1:50:49
June 20, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters
There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear heroes, it certainly is! Challenged with bringing the mother of our Half-Orc fighter out into the wilds to enter a tomb and steal an ancient, legendary sword from the clutches of an undead menace, our heroes must overcome treacherous landscapes, face powerful foes, and tease their companion about his baby pictures. Milf rights! Mushrooms get picked. Stories get told. Traps get sprung. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I stop a swarm of bats from panicking? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod  
1:28:21
June 17, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents
Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his cronies, surely everything will return to normal, right? Maybe we can relax, rule the kingdom in peace, even pass a few laws. Maybe I could catch up with that book I've been meaning to read. And maybe that guy who's been criticizing the Kingmakers in front of growing crowds will finally shut up! Perhaps all that's wishful thinking- but no worries! In the meantime, though- these three little piggies have a big bad wolf to kill! Beasts get slain. Meetings get had. Investigations get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I look menacing while sitting in someone's kitchen? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod  
1:57:55
June 13, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes
Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up with old friends, there's tonnes of ways to chill between adventures. But as rumours swirl of dangerous beasts in the hinterlands of your nation, and certain unscrupulous individuals pin your adventures as the cause of these monstrosities... aw, jeez, it's gonna be on the Kingmakers to go fix this problem too, huh? Can't a Baron catch a break around here? Rings get inspected. Hugs get given. Footprints get tracked.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I tell if the tavern I'm in is actually a church? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Redbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod 
1:54:49
June 10, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge
For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of lizardfolk, our heroes split up to get the job done, only for one half to end up on his own guarded by ochre jellies and the other half confronting an old foe back at his own tricks and a monstrous lizard king the size of a house.  Oh, also, they need to protect this child too? Stakes are high, and tensions even higher- will the Kingmakers be able to save this kid and make it out of the Lair of the Iruxi Tribe in one piece? Or are they fated to end up as crocodile meat?  Drawings get made. Asses get slapped. Throats get ripped. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I convince my friend to stop turning into a wolf? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:32:38
June 3, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits
One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spooky! Our valiant heroes must push into the swampy banks of the Tuskwater Lake in search of a mysterious hag who's stolen a child away- but are things as cut and dry as they seem? One way or another... it looks like we've got a soggy adventure on our hands! Monsters get scouted. Bells get rung. Old, familiar faces reveal themselves.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for a Scarecrow to turn its head to stare at you when you're not looking? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:35:43
May 27, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons
When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of their towns. But sometimes, a ruler is asked to deal with the strange spontaneous outbreak of pranks and goofs which their local farmlands are suffering from. Wanna bet which one our party is facing? But when the suspected culprits' jokes turn out to be a lot crueler than their usual practical jokes, the Kingmakers must investigate- because when dealing with the capricious fey, it pays to be careful and make sure there's not something more sinister afoot.  Plans get made. Hostages get taken. Trees get given.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cuddle a wolf like a teddy bear? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:32:13
May 20, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness
In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a quickling! But if it's not her, then who is it? Why are they here? Why are they using her name? And what truly lurks within? There's only one way to find out- rush in foolhardily and hope for the best! Dances get danced. Soapboxes get stood on. Friends return home.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince the tavern keeper to let my dire wolf into the bar? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:39:05
May 13, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings
Deep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient ruin from a long forgotten era, they of course drop everything to explore it. But... is everything as it seems? Why are millennia-old traps still working? What's with the movement they see out of the corners of their eyes as they investigate? And why is the name of a sworn foe on the lips of those who oppose them? Doesn't she have better things to do than chill out in a craggy old castle in the middle of nowhere?!  One way or another- the Kingmakers are here to stop whatever's going on, and get some treasure and glory while they're at it! Trees get chopped. Potions get snatched. Mysteries unveil themselves.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I tell a Plant Monster apart from a Regular Plant?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:34:04
May 6, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers
Strange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarches- on the hunt for adventure, they find more than they bargained for- more adventure! And if THAT wasn't enough, THAT adventure leads to more adventure! It's like a domino line of quests, or something! Are our heroes really going to go through all this trouble? They have a kingdom to be running, is it really a good idea to do errand after errand for everyone they meet in the forest who has a quest for them to do? Who am I kidding... of course they will. They're adventurers, and if there's one thing they like doing, it's avoiding their responsibilities! Maps get bought. Lumberjacks get charmed. Heroes get flustered.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... where do I avert my eyes to look away from the sexy goatman?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:31:41
April 29, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms
One year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark on history with their own Kingdom: Kilcela. But when strange rumours about territory they intended to annex starts to surface, the Baron, the High Priestess and the Royal Enforcer must investigate- and come face to face with a dangerous foe with a rotten personality and an even more rotten breath. I mean, jeez, dude, take a breath mint or something! One way or another, however, the party is about to deal with a kind of problem they've never dealt with before- one that not only makes them question their own goals, but one that they can't just kill with swords or sorcery. And that's terrifying. Festivities get celebrated. Rumours get overheard. Politics get tense.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I hunt down a Hodag?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:37:26
April 22, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 11: Stags & Skulls
Our fledgling heroes face their toughest challenge yet. Behind enemy lines, deep in the fortress of the brutal bandit king known as The Stag Lord, Alden, Ichor and Kaska must think fast if they want to save the wild Stolen Lands from a crusade of criminals destroying everything in their path. And if that wasn't already bad enough, they've been separated from their trusted animal companion who now runs the risk of being discovered by the Stag Lord himself. And did we even mention the fact that there's a caged Owlbear here?! Like, who does that?! It's a high tension situation, and under pressure like this, the Kingmakers have two options: leave victorious or bite the dust.  Bandits get tossed. Goodbyes get given. Tomorrows get built. All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 1, where we ask the hard questions like: shouldn't there be more practical ways to meet with divine beasts than being yelled at in the woods?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
3:00:01
April 15, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 10: Twists & Thickets
In the wild world of Golarion, heroes have many callings. Some go crusading against demons which pour into the world through cracks in the fabric of reality. Others fight for freedom, liberating their cities from the oppressive rule of diabolic empires. But here in the Stolen Lands? They go berry picking to help out cool old guys, apparently! After hunting monsters, making maps and duelling bandits, our adventurers take it easy and do some calm chores like gathering rare Fangberries for alchemists. But one can only take it easy for so long before your past catches up with you; and destiny doesn't wait for those who avoid it. It hunts.  Berries get picked. Costumes get donned. The scene is set for the final showdown. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to sneak a wolf past security?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:48:49
April 8, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 9: Wyrms & Wanderers
After days of searching through the craggy forests of the Narlmarches, our heroes have finally hunted down their quarry: Tatzylwyrms! Fighting the snake-like dragons at a ford deep in the woods, the party quickly realizes that the poisonous gasps of the Tatzylwyrms are more than enough to be a credible threat to our heroes- why were they on this quest again? Wait, because someone wants to use their heads for interior design? No offence, but is that really worth almost dying over? If I'm going out, I wanna die for a cause, or in some kind of accident, not to be chow for some wannabe wyverns! Bucket lists get checked. Lessons get given. Nightmares plague the sleeping. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what are the best berries to brew a potion with? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:36:45
April 1, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey
Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become closer as friends! But can the power of friendship prepare them for the ghastly discovery that waits in the clearing..? Who's to say? Maybe it will, maybe it won't! It all depends on how the dice roll! Stories get woven. Monsters get hunted. Dread creeps through souls. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I get these annoying invisible pranksters to leave me alone? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:57:25
March 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers
So, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes continue their quests, and get a healthy dose of new quests too, along with some new friends, some new coin, and a lot of booze! Hookups get made. Livers get destroyed. Kingdoms get promised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... should I really trust every single zombie that crawls out of a river to give me a quest?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:41:23
March 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts
Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize something: the wilderness is a lot wilder than previously anticipated! Uh-oh!  Animals get soothed. Druids fall into pits. Fighters experience Catholic Guilt.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the fastest way to calm a raging boar?  Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:34:23
March 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales
 Our daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds, only to happen across a few unlikely sources that let them discover more about not only the bandit problem, but the problem bandit himself- the villainous Stag Lord. Jeez, that gave me goosebumps! What a scary dude, huh?  Haunches get munched. Bandits get blasted. Stories get woven.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can you help a Kobold get over its indigestion?    Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:27:24
March 4, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Companions
After a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean.  Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a problem if I find the grizzled silver fox with an axe to my throat kinda sexy?     Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:30:38
February 25, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem
Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right? Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What color is centipede blood, anyway? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:52:53
February 18, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps
Our heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little harder than they expected in an uncharted wilderness! Skeletons get investigated. Caves get discovered. Monsters get slain.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How do you stop a Kobold from crying?   Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:47:58
February 11, 2019
Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits
  Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse.  Bandits get bitten. Stew gets crunched. Journeys get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What's the fastest way to get rid of a Bandit Problem? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod
1:36:22
February 4, 2019