Dice Will Roll
By The Dice Will Roll Crew
We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'!
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Dice Will RollAug 09, 2021
Ruby Phoenix Ep. 2: Temples & Terror
ENTER THE TEMPLE! Heroes Vs Ghosts!
In their quest to become the champions of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, our heroes must overcome their first task... clearing out an ancient temple to the God of Perfection to call their home base during the trials ahead. Inside await three silver feathers... and countless dangers! What happened here at the Temple to Irori? Can our intrepid adventuring friends take on the phantasmal figures within? Maybe they can... if they can overcome the giant enemy spider waiting for them at the gate!
READY? FIGHT!
DUEL with the monstrous arachnid in its web of prey! PRAY before the courtyard of curses! UNRAVEL the mystery of the Broken Rebus!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you trust someone to do your DIY if they're like, 2 feet tall?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Severe Arachnophobia, Constant References to Death, Grandpa Lolo Fuckin That Sandwich Up, Poison, References to Paralysis
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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 1: Bamboo & Brawls
THE STORY BEGINS! Radiant Winds UNLEASHED!
For the past few hundred years, fighters from around the planet of Golarion have gathered in the land of Kami and Dragons to prove their might. Once every decade, these powerful adventurers fight in the legendary Ruby Phoenix Tournament in order to win legendary artifacts from the vault of a mythic sorcerer. And this year... we follow the tale of the Radiant Winds as they make their attempt to go down in history as Ruby Champions! But to get there, they first must overcome the trials of Danger Island, an isle of monsters and mayhem abandoned to the ravages of time. Will the Radiant Winds be successful? Or will they be K.O. before they even know it? Only one way to find out!
READY? FIGHT!
ARRIVE on the isle of jungles and monsters! BATTLE with rival teams! BEGIN your journey to being a Ruby Champion!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when your familiar is a little TOO cranky?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Seasickness, Brief Allusions to Puking, Big Titty Oni, Arachnophobia, Brief Allusions to Drowning
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Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix Trailer
FISTS! FERVOR! FURY!
Join Sangku, Masami & Chuji in a fighting tournament unlike any other in Dice Will Roll Campaign 3: FISTS OF THE RUBY PHOENIX! Episode 1 drops June 13th 2022. Ready? Then FIGHT!
Extinction Curse Retrospective
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of scat jokes (don't worry, we're grossed out too!) Kingmaker Finale Minor Spoilers
Extinction Curse Ep. 80: Farewells & Finales
The curtain's calling, my friends! It's time for our grand finale! Our brave Wandering Three have battled demons, mingled with drow, uncovered the truth about ancient societies and dead gods... and now, their final reward awaits them. The city at the center of the world, the crown jewel of the Inner Sea... Absalom. In the midst of the once-in-a-lifetime Radiant Festival, our heroes will secure immortality through fame as they make history among the performances here. Kings, queens, scholars... all will see them perform, and their happily ever after will be sealed. Now take a seat... our final show is about to begin!
SMILE as old friends return, all here to see the greatest show on all of Golarion! GASP at the blossoming love in the arms of the Circus! DAZZLE the crowds of the Radiant Festival as the Circus of Wayward Wonders leaves something beautiful to be remembered by!
All this and more in this, the FINALE OF DICE WILL ROLL: EXTINCTION CURSE, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you enjoy the show, my friends?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Goodbyes, Themes of Familial Abuse, Themes of Death, Romantic Interactions, So long and thanks for all the fish!
Extinction Curse Ep. 79: Warlords & Wanderers
Are you ready to take a bow? From a murder mystery under the big top, to a treasure hunt across the isle of Kortos. From the sweetest laughter to the brink of despair. Dinosaurs, demons, deeplanders... these last six months of adventuring sure have been fun, right? But now here we are, at the door of the Extinction Curse. The Apocalypse Prophet waits on the other side, and so too does the end of our story. Will Royari, Volio and Eriato save the Isle of Kortos? Will they get to live out their lives as they so choose it? Only one way to find out. Let's open the door.
GAZE upon the Isle of Kortos from far, far above. WAR with Deepmouth Ever-Hunger as he attempts to vanquish it all. RISK your lives to let everyone have a chance at a happily ever after. All this and more in this, the penultimate episode of Extinction Curse, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do you accept your death?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Decapitation, Impalement, Major Character Death, Spinal Trauma, Muscular Trauma, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Finality and Closure, Funky Ass Fucking Music Apparently It's Called Soulswave It's Incredible
Extinction Curse Ep. 78: Night Hags & Nevermores
Come take a seat, darling. We have much to talk about. I'm sure you have many questions for me. I know you must be shocked and confused, but I do really want to speak with you. Yes— you've come a long way. This is the last stop on your journey, isn't it? To climb this tower? And to find your dear mother working with those dreadful troglodytes... Why, you must be feeling so many things! But certainly, we can discuss those feelings. Just sit down and speak to me. I want you to understand why your life has turned out this way.
TREMBLE before the wicked witch and her powerful hag magic! MEET with the psychic scholars and mediate their plight! BATHE in the cleansing waters that lead to the final showdown!
All this and more in this, the penpenultimate episode of Dice Will Roll: Extinction Curse, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the CR of a whole army of demons?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: In-depth discussions of parental neglect and abuse, ageism, misogyny, ableism, themes of generational injustice, themes of bittersweet finality, Eriato Ice Cold Moments Throughout, themes of genocideExtinction Curse Ep. 77: Aeons & Artifacts
At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this dastardly plan? It's the last act; only now can we find out. DUEL with daring demons by the curtain of swords! PERUSE the museum of ancient relics! SIT with a crime boss from another plane! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a tiny little ball robot pick up a massive weapon?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Bittersweet themes of finality, references to familial abuse, Oddbody the Amazing Oddbody your best friend OddbodyExtinction Curse Ep. 76: Trials & Titans
HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?
GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of
Extinction Curse Ep. 75: Lakes & Leviathans
Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this day.
HERD sheep throughout the idyllic pastures! HUNT the mighty mythical stag in the woods! ENTER the chamber of treasures and plunder the crystal monkey skull!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what CAN'T Clown Lore accomplish?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of familial abuse, cult mentality, claustrophobia, deep existential dread over a minigame, megalophobia
Extinction Curse Ep. 74: Merchants & Myths
Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start.
UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR)
Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery
TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal
Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise
Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day!
SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide, nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms
YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!
SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts
Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling
Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls!
STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door!
All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty
Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains
The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom to gain fame and fortune like they've never had before, and then take the final steps to finish their mission in saving the Isle of Kortos. But strange things lurk in the mountains, and not everything you see will make sense. All you can do is believe in yourself, believe in your friends... and keep fighting forward!
DAZZLE the City of Diobel with your greatest show so far! SPEAK with the strange NPC who really lives up to their role! UNCOVER the mystery of the bizarre watchpost and its even more bizarre residents!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... how would a catfolk and a minotaur... y'know...
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CONTENT WARNINGS: An instance of misogynistic language, depersonalization, references to past child neglect, mind control, implied animal death, unreality, implied animal neglect, cannibalism, a VERY clever horse :)
Extinction Curse Ep. 69: Travels & Tomorrows
Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater than any other for a chance to go down in history! Take one last breath of clean air before climbing up the mountains of heaven, adventurers... it may well be the last chance you get to do so.
LEARN of the ancient celebration, returning anew! DISCOVER forgotten secrets of your past! EXPOSE the mystery of the strange shopkeeper and her unusual store at last!
All this and more in this, the first episode of BOOK SIX: THE APOCALYPSE PROPHET (and Ep. 69 of Extinction Curse, NICE!) where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean if your god winks at you?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious discussions of Cultural Appropriation in the real world and racism towards Native American people, W-ndigos, themes of goodbyes and conclusion, bittersweet interactions, religious conversion, references to child neglect and toxic parenting, mentions of sexual encounters, the audience is gonna kill Derry for how this episode ends lolololol, animal breeding mentionedExtinction Curse Ep. 68: Storms & Sorcery
Enter the Lab of the Lord of the Black Sands! Dyzallin Shraen, Arcanist, Drow, Tyrant and Mummy is all that stands between the Wandering Three and the fifth and final Aeon Orb. With this, life can be returned to Kortos, wrongs can be undone, and the end of the grand adventure our circus has been whipped into can finally begin. Stinging betrayals, reality-bending magic and the most powerful combatants yet await our heroes as they take a stand for the surface!
FACE the evil experiments performed by the wicked magician! DO the impossible and push past your limits! SAVE the world from total devastation!
All this and more in this, the finale of Extinction Curse Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a mummy also be a vampire?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of advanced decomposition, goodbyes, betrayal, themes of indentured servitude, parallels to abusive relationships, THEY'RE BAAAAACK, references to diseaseExtinction Curse Ep. 67: Heralds & Harmonies
Undead knights! Living statues! Mirror worlds! The Wandering Three take on the seven-floored tower of Dyzallin Shraen alongside the Ganzi Arcanist Il'setsya Wyrmtouched. But they're only halfway up, and the guardians that await them are no laughing matters! Can our heroes outwit treacherous traps, unsettling undead or even worse? I mean, probably, but it's gonna hurt a lot, right? No complaining— just face it and do your best!
CHALLENGE the undead musicians to a contest of song! SOLVE the strange riddle of the radioactive spirit! FACE the harbinger of the apocalypse that rises once more!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can ghosts unionize?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: References to body dysmorphia, bullying (light-hearted), references to genocide, themes of Armageddon, frequent butchery of Aztec words
Extinction Curse Ep. 66: Mirrors & Mummies
The Circus of Makeshift Wonders has impressed the reigning rulers of Shraen... but now their real adventure in the city of the dead can begin. The Wandering Three make their way into the misshapen tower of Dyzallin Shraen, the self proclaimed Lord of the Black Sands. Will our heroes be able to get through the seven floors of his obsidian fortress and reclaim the final Aeon Orb to save the Isle of Kortos? Or will they too be turned to dust?
RECKON with the ancient queens of the undead drow! SPAR with armour infused undead guards and their terrible frost powers! EXPLORE the halls of the evil mummy's tower!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How reliable IS a chaos mage in combat?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit references to sex, man I'm pretty sure that's it. Huh. Oh, I guess we spoil the ending of The Shining in this? Hmm. Yeah, that's about it.Extinction Curse Ep. 65: Glamour & Ganzis
Even hundreds of miles under the surface, the show must go on! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders' bravest heroes take on a gamble with a lich, they must put together their own circus to overcome the odds and wow the undead city of Shraen. But can even these masters of the craft tickle the funny bones of the land of the dead? Are their souls forfeit to the wicked Zavazik Shraen and his cruel Red Circus? Are their newfound friends doomed to eternal servitude? Our heroes have to get their act together— literally!— if they want to escape the City of Dust with their lives!
SPEAK with the Mistress of the Maelstrom and understand your true calling! DAZZLE the streets of the undead city with colours and lights unlike anything they've ever seen! PERFORM before the biggest crowd you've ever seen or perish for your hubris!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Where's the off switch on a familiar?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit depictions of slavery and the sale and trafficking of people, nihilist themes, references to sex, masturbation and orgasms, on-screen drug use, hallucinogens, one of the PCs has sex in this one, bone breaking (mild)Extinction Curse Ep. 64: Wagers & Wyrmwraiths
OH SIKE! Our heroes are the starring act at Shraen's Red Circus— but performances down in the Darklands are a lot more deadly than where we're from! Facing off against a massive incorporeal dragon in front of a stadium of bloodthirsty spectators, the Wandering Three must survive terrifying games, strange politics and unusual performers if they want to get famous enough to track down the dreaded Dyzallin Shraen. Will our heroes become the next big thing in the City of Dust? Or are they about to bite said dust and be yesterday's news? Grab your tickets, cuz the show is about to begin!
DUEL a ferocious undead dragon for the amusement of thousands! GAMBLE your lives away in the hopes of a better tomorrow! ENCOUNTER the unusual lady of chaos and her advice for the party!
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Halloween Special 2021: Midnights & Mansions
It's Halloween time, oooo!! The Kastner Expedition is going to go and drink the fabled Midnight Violet tea, which can only be found in the sleepy town of Twilight Hollow. However, the rare flower that's used to make this tea only grows on a single, mysterious island. On the island lies an abandoned, spooky mansion. The gang is going to have to face off against ghosts, ghouls, and g... gmonsters! This is some scary shit, you know! Join our heroes, Emyndiel, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly, and Sera, on the adventure "House of the Midnight Violet, by Jeff C. Stevens, converted to Pathfinder 2e!
VENTURE to the haunted island of the dead artist! FACE the haunting creatures within! UNRAVEL the mystery of what happened in this creaking mansion! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How many cats is too many cats?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 63: Downtowns & Drow
Oh boy! We're headed to Shraen, everyone! Now that our heroes are finished investigating the Cradle of Worms, they have to track down the undead drow noble who brought it back to his city in the sand. Who knows what will await The Wandering Three there?! Debt mongers, ready to trap you in debt so large you'll never pay it off? Zombie markets, with goods you could never find legally on the surface? A strange circus, with a tent the size of a mountain? It's gonna be spooky, it's gonna be scary, and it's gonna be dangerous! Who knows how our heroes will fare?
VISIT the City of Dust, dwarfed by looming pyramids and towers! EXPLORE the Antiquities District, in search of an old friend! BRAVE The Red Circus and its unusual performances! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it a red flag to see a single living creature in a sea of undead?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 62: Driders & Duregar
Oh shit, we're in a pyramid! Unfortunately for our heroes, it isn't as empty as they wished it would be. On the bright side, there are ancient records inside, for cool things like dragon gods! On the less than bright side though, there are also vampire spiders, which are pretty dangerous and decidedly less cool than dragon god records. The Forces of House Shraen are here as well, and it looks like they're experimenting on the last aeon orb at the bottom of the pyramid. The Wandering Three will have to stop them to get the aeon orb back and save The Isle of Kortos! Will they succeed? Or will House Shraen succeed in their experimental plans?
BATTLE against Crazed Undead Drow! RACE through winding corridors! DUEL with a mysterious foe with a mysterious weapon!
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Extinction Curse Ep. 61: Pyramids & Peril
All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore and deadly traps? Or will the truth that faces them and the history of the orbs that keep their island safe be enough to break them? Let's walk like a Xulgath and find out!
ENCOUNTER the deadly warriors of the ancient empire and struggle against their power! UNCOVER forgotten secrets, new and old, in the search of salvation! STAND before the single most world-changing foe that our heroes have EVER encountered!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... NO WAY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY... ONE OF THOSE GUYS..?
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Content Warnings: Themes of Genocide, references to slavery, references to body trauma,, A BABY BOY OHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY MAAAAAN, falling down stairs, arachnophobia, worms
Extinction Curse Ep. 60: Crits & Cave Worms
The Wandering Three and their current companions have been exploring and searching for the Aeon Orb diligently. They're slowly making their way through the Cradle of Worms, which is a jungle deep in the Darklands, full of strange and unusual sights and monsters. They've been to the Azure Eye, an island full of ghosts and memories of who once resided here in this place. When reaching the Sunken Titan, a statue so massive that the ruins they came across were just a gigantic hand, they met a strange Ahmut, who likes to eat souls, but is very picky, and knows when they've lost a fight! Now, the gang makes their way towards The Crown of Teeth, which is said to be a giant worm spawning ground. They're not looking forward to that, but the quest must go on! Will the Wandering Three be able to find what they are looking for, or will the Darklands and all that inhabit it be enough to stop our heroes...?
WITNESS the incredible spawning ground of the original Purple Worms! UNCOVER ancient secrets of the Xulgath's religion! DELVE into the temple of Xhul-Khunder!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... How hard can a Furby be thrown and survive?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide Jokes, Themes of Genocide, Worms, Slavery, Blatant Fanservice Like What Is This A Skeevy 2000s Anime, Chest Trauma, Gore, Animal Abuse(?)
Dice Will Roll One-Shot: Dinners & Dwarves
A Huntin' We Shall Go! Join us as our gender non-comformiest GM, Derry, brings Dave, Ritz and Luna and a brand new cast of characters up into the lonely World's Edge Mountains to a luxurious dinner in a comfortable lodge for Gen Con 2021 Online! And surely, nothing bad will happen, right? Right? Join us for this Pathfinder 2e One-Shot: Dinner at Lionlodge!
PARTAKE in a wonderful feast high in the mountains! UNCOVER dark secrets of a clandestine organization! ENCOUNTER a famous phantom thief and their vulpine mask! All this in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do Leshies pick stuff up?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy themes of suicidal ideation, discussions of euthanasia, cannibalism, decapitation, cults, awkward interactions, implied animal abuse, sexy elf DILFExtinction Curse Ep. 59: Jungles & Jeopardy
So.... How about that Aroden guy, huh? As it turns out, he's done a lot of things wrong, and hurt a lot of people in the process! Regardless, our heroes march on, towards The Sunken Titan in the Cradle of Worms. There will be danger.... There will be terror! Will The Wandering Three and their companions be able to handle the trials ahead of them, or will they falter and fail, deep underground, so far away from their loved ones?!
RECKON with the sins of a Dead God! STARE at the impossibly large hand made of marble! PERFORM alongside the greatest performers of a bygone era!
All this and more of this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What do soul eaters poop?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of despair, themes of depression, overlapping voices, genocide, colonization, hand puns
Extinction Curse Ep. 58: Feasts & Fiend-binders
Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us! WRESTLE with the eel-like fiend from the plane of Abbadon!
PARTAKE in the strange festivities of the Banquet of Blood and Venom! DISCOVER the secret origin of a long hated foe!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Wanna hear Derry laugh so hard it hurts?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Ingestion of Unsanitary Foods, Senseless Violence, Themes of Extinction, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Colonialism, Slavery, Torture, PTSD, Abuse, Surprisingly Cute Moments From Your Favourite GugfriendExtinction Curse Ep. 57: Deserts & Dread
A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we should probably stop the Froghemoth first. I mentioned the Froghemoth, right? Aw, nuts, I'm so scatter brained. Oh well!
INVESTIGATE ancient ruins from a bygone era! SKIRMISH with freaky foes from deep beneath the surface! RECKON with the terrible legends that stare you down with eyes the size of boulders!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Ahf' ah cahf mgvulgtnah hnah mgep ya? Ia! Iaaaaaaagh!
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, internal body trauma, themes of extinction, Lovecraftian elements, Megalophobia, worms, stuckage, descriptions of intentional bone dislocation, descriptions of paralysis
Extinction Curse Ep. 56: Caves & Caligni
The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with their lives? It's time to start spelunking- just don't lose your path!
TELEPORT deep beneath the ground with the aid of a reclusive nature cult! EXPLORE the magnificent cave with its unusual properties! INVESTIGATE ancient pilgrimage sites deep in the fungal forest!
All this and more in the premiere episode of Dice Will Roll Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of crystals make the best dog food?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 55: Necromancers & Nebulas
GUG GUG AGAIN!! What?! It turns out, the siege on Willowside was never actually being orchestrated by the Xulgath at all! Instead, A gug by the name of Gug Eats-The-Eaters has been controlling the leader of this group of Xulgath from behind the scenes! What will our heroes do about this? Will they defeat the gug, ensuring safety for the town and our beloved circus? Or will this be the end for The Wandering Three and Willowside? The end of the war is coming either way... and our heroes will walk on. The question is... will they be alive or dead when they do?
DUEL with a fearsome monster and her undead minions! PUZZLE over the speaking tower and its peculiar message! PLUNGE into your dreams and confront the creatures that have been controlling you for so long!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... so, what's up with the worm-on-a-strings?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 54: Hardscales & Head-Takers
HEIGH-HOOOOOOO!! The Circus' adventure in Willowside has been eventful. After freeing dinosaurs, rescuing the Banyan Boys from the clutches of a cult, and saving a group of gugs from slavery, The Wandering Three are finally getting ready to storm the Xulgath camp once and for all! They'll be attacking the siege tower and defeating the leaders of the armies, heroically ending the siege on Willlowside once and for all! But will this attempt to save the town work? Or will The Wandering Three fail in their attempt to stop the Xulgath horde... or whatever secret plot their leader, Arskuva the Gnasher, is hiding?
SNEAK through the troglodyte camp to battle with their leaders! BALK at the gruesome practices of Zevgavizeb's most devout! STARE in horror at the terrible truth that has been right beneath your nose all this time!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... you can't die if your shield is up, right?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Cremation, Bone Breaking, Body Horror, Cannibalism, Desecration of Corpses, Verified "OH SHIT" moments, Description of Broken Necks
Extinction Curse Ep. 53: Roaches & Redemption
AAAAAGH! FIEEEENDS! Abyssal monsters have ambushed the Wandering Three in their journey to stop the Siege of the Dinosaurs. They're big, they're bad, they smell surprisingly nice, and they're from a hellish realm of dinosaur planets where only the strongest survive! These demonic opponents are the only thing that stand between Willowside and safety... But can we beat them? Or are we the ones about to go extinct?
WRESTLE with the saurian horrors from another world! TALK with those dearest to you before the final battle! PUZZLE over the curious shopkeeper and her wares!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What is this "radumshin" you speak of?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 52: Gugs & Gluttonraptors
GUG GUG GUG! The war between surface dwellers and denizens of the deep accelerates at breakneck speed as Willowside is robbed of the chance to bolster its defenses. Now, the Wandering Three have no choice but to wander deep into the Welt to seek out the more esoteric encampments that are bringing them woe. Dinosaur camps? Demon pens? GUG GUG GUG GUG? Can the siege finally be turned right back on the invaders? Or will something deep and dark hunt our heroes for the rest of their days? Also, there's a kiss in this episode.
DEFEND Willowside from the midnight march of the primeval forces that oppose them! STEAL the eggs of the dinosaurs to bring a new era to the Circus of Wayward Wonders! INVESTIGATE the cruel camps the Xulgath have founded and the horrors that lie within!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do you grin if your head is only a mouth?
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Extinction Curse Ep. 51: Butchers & Barricades
War! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for?! Defending yourselves from an invasion of underground dinosaurs, it seems. The Wandering Three continue their defense of Willowside from mounting Xulgath forces, uncovering deadly serial killers (again) and taking on the wretched cultists. But what are the troglodytes even here for? What's their goal? Do... Do they even know? The mysteries surrounding the Siege of the Dinosaurs grow each passing day... As does the danger facing this town! Don't give up now— keep fighting!
SEARCH for the terrible murderer that's been plaguing the outskirts of town! RAGE against the Xulgath army and their forces! UNCOVER the brainwashing these dinosaur people have put themselves through!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What are the naming conventions of the Xulgath?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Serial Killers, Body Horror, Absolute Fucking Destruction Of A Poor Fucking Plush Creature, Cult Ideology, Ethnonationalism, Religious Trauma Minor Character Death
Extinction Curse Ep. 50: Starworms & Spinosaurs
The battle for Willowside is on the horizon, and we're ready to fight for it! After rescuing the Banyan Boys from a terrifying underground cult, the Wandering Three must team up with them and other mighty adventurers to protect this town from certain doom. Blockades on the road! Sea Monsters at the bay! Strange disappearances at the swamp! Can our heroes stop them all? Or will the invading prehistoric forces reduce us to rubble? PARLAY with the cosmic worms and heed their cryptic messages! SEARCH the hinterlands for danger and figure out how best to stop it! SAVE the town from the jaws of starvation by tackling immense dinosaurs! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are there heroic applications of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, particularly gruesome murders, body horror, squick horror, emetophobia, choking, MPREG??? I fucking guess?Extinction Curse Ep. 49: Doomsayers & Dungeoneers
Something sickly lives beneath Willowside. The town has tried to forget... indeed, many of them have. But the caves remember. How could they not? The Wandering Three find themselves exploring the den of a terrible cult and unraveling the riddles they left behind. What is the truth behind The Shrine Of The Sea Monster? What foul thing did they worship? And what are the Banyan Boys looking for down here in the depths? The cold air gnaws and the deeps call out... do you dare to listen in?
EXPLORE deep beneath the town and face untold horrors below! EVADE terrible traps that may spell your doom! BOW before the Shrine Of The Sea Monster, and embrace the end of time!
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, Cosmic Horror, Unreality, Drowning, Misogyny, Sexism, Woman-Hating, Slut Shaming, Gender Based Discrimination, Bigotry Against Women, Cishet Men
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HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot! Hosted by Derry from Dice Will Roll and starring Ziva from The Eternity Archives, Tick from Goblets & Gays, Dean from Bits Before Crits and Dave from Dice Will Roll, and proudly made possible by the Be Gay Roll Dice network!
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Extinction Curse Ep. 48: Terror & T-Rexes
The Siege of the Dinosaurs has just begun! Ambushed by ferocious beasts on the way home from a rescue mission, the Wandering Three are slowly made aware that something terrible has happened. But why here? Why Willowside? What is the truth of this old town, with its rotting landscape, its crooked mansions and its haunting dreams? What happened here, centuries before even Dain Eilidi came here? And why is it happening again? Only time will tell... if you dare to venture into the depths.
BATTLE with primal foes of the prehistoric past! PEER into the eternal dreams of everlasting slumber! DESCEND into haunted caves in search of missing heroes!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what seasoning goes best with fried dinosaur skins?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, themes of despair, themes of war, mentions of civilian casualties, cosmic horror, unreality, cishet men, evil pufferfish (real)
Extinction Curse Ep. 47: Summons & Skeletons
The fun never stops the fun never stops the fun never stops! The awful truth of Fortune's Hall is beginning to reveal itself in calamitous waves for the Wandering Three! Crawling Gahlepods, creeping Brugadatches and Lumbering Doblagubs spell doom for the unsuspecting guests of this former safe haven of a casino, and not a single one of the patrons has even noticed! Can our brave heroes save the imperiled gamblers? Or are they flat out of luck? Only time will tell! It's time to choose- raise, call or fold? Think fast- the one thing we don't have is time!
BATTLE the awful titanic bone monster and it's terrifying claw guts! READ through the instructions to an incredible primal ritual! PAUSE the adventure to go pick some flowers, you've earned it, dude.
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... when do clowns learn how to read?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, animal endangerment, big ostritch in a dress (it hates the dress)
Extinction Curse Ep. 46: Croaks & Casinos
Welcome to Fortune's Hall, where the fun never ends! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is grounded in Willowside following a most unfortunate accident, and with more and more dinosaur sightings outside town, the heat is rising for the Wandering Three. Sent on a rescue mission by Mayor Vandy, they must make their way to Fortune's Hall casino a few miles out from town, the Wandering Three must seek out the missing people who haven't returned in over a month! Are they all dead? Or has something much, much weirder happened? Make sure your dice aren't loaded- we're about to gamble with more than just money today!
OBSERVE the strange amphibians and their even stranger evolution! EXPERIMENT with the delicious food, almost too good to be true! INVESTIGATE the creaky barn, and the horrors within!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can cats appear out of thin air?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, cishet men, old lady flirting
Extinction Curse Ep. 45: Quetzalcoatluses & Queers
Roll up, roll up! Distract yourselves from the grim world outside and come to a land where the lights are colourful, the music is swelling and the popcorn is freshly made! The Circus of Wayward Wonders bands together to bring cheer to the morose town of Willowside after a particularly eventful week. Feelings may still be hurt, Aeon Orbs may still be missing, but the show must always, always always go on! And nothing can ruin a performance like this, right..? Bones, oh bones, what lies in the future of the Wandering Three? Will it be Weal? Or Woe? And thusly the bones spin, and deliver their fortune of... WOE.
CLASH with the loud brothers as they put on a scene before the Circus camp! PERFORM for the good people despite all the obstacles in your path! PROTECT those you love from the terrors of the sky!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are Casinos and Circuses related or something?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Exclusion from activities as a form of punishment, decapitation, bisection, cishet men, themes of doom.
Extinction Curse Ep. 44: Sea Monsters & Slumber
One good night's sleep. That's all we ask for. And we can't even have that. The entire Circus of Wayward Wonders awakens in the middle of the night, plagued by grim nightmares of a terrible flood and an even more terrible creature lurking beneath it. This, on top of everything that's happened in Willowside so far, is making it more and more apparent that there's something wrong in this little town. Is it the Aeon Orb? The salty air? Something more sinister? Our heroes must bandage their wounds and work together as a team in order to save the world and get the Aeon Orb. They can do this!
Right?
QUESTION the locals about all manners of strange leads! VENTURE deep into the blighted land to find the key to your quest! DESPAIR at the awful truth which threatens to engulf you!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are old men with deer heads more trustworthy?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: References to Thassalaphobia & Megalaphobia, Wounded Friendships, Themes of Despair & Failure, Slavery Mentions, Evil Pufferfish
Extinction Curse Ep. 43: Answers & Aasimar
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing heaviest on our party's mind... why did Volio do what he did? Uncover the questions that may finally lead to clarity in the dim Hooked Inn... and finally glimpse the truth.
EXPLORE the lonely village sitting at the precipice of swampy desolation! ENCOUNTER the strange locals and their stranger mannerisms! TREMBLE as the freakish nightmares of the past grab you tight and pull you under!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are himbos inherently benevolent?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Abuse, Implied Bullying, Trauma, Hate Crimes, Unsolicited Flirting, Cishet Men, Breaches of Trust, Thassalaphobia, Megalaphobia, Descriptions of Drowning
Extinction Curse Ep. 42: Blights & Boglands
Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Volio? Or will you go up in flames, like everything from before? It's in your hands, clown man. Just don't screw up.
TRAVEL the crystal blue seas aboard the gorgeous trading vessel! WADE through the rotting countryside of the mysteriously ill land! STARE DOWN the truth you thought you knew, but really, truly did not for oh so long?
All this and more in this, the premiere of Extinction Curse Book 4: SIEGE OF THE DINOSAURS, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Do you look at it, Volio?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Deadnaming Kinda Sorta, Breaches of Trust, Attempted Suicide, Unreality, Implied Bullying, Trauma
Extinction Curse Ep. 41: Grief & Grimalkins
"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. She rides with spurs of fire; the Night Lady, oh, the fire it burns!"
The Aeon Towers have been saved. The Crucifixion Killer has been captured. The Xulgath of the Swardlands have been banished. Now all that remains is a friendly man and the dark secret he's hiding. The coincidences have been piling up, and his time is running out. How long before the Night Hag that's been plaguing the Swardlands strikes again... And will stopping Vandy help? It's time to prepare for some matricide, and save the world some more- we've got a mystery to solve! SOOTHE the mourning fey with some closure at last! CREEP through the creaking floorboards of an old house! REVEAL the terrible plot against the Isle of Kortos and prepare for the worst! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... interdimensional portals aren't inherently magic, right?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexist & Slut-Shaming language, Familial Abuse, Extreme Distress and SadnessExtinction Curse Ep. 40: Murders & Mutants
Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wandering Three face off their most deadly foes yet, they must hold their own against the cruel conquerors of the Swardlands and the mighty power they wield! And they'll come out unscathed as ever... Won't they? CAPTURE the wicked Crucifixion Killer and deliver her to justice! PEER at the bizarre, skittering mutants and their unnatural anatomies! BATTLE against terrible monsters atop the apex of the Old Forest Tower! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can we get sued by DOOM for stealing their box art scene in a podcast?
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Content Warnings: Discussions of Lobotomy, Crucifixion and Cannibalism, Major Character Death (uh oh), Abuse ParallelsExtinction Curse Ep. 39: Sieges & Serial Killers
SNEAK past enemy lines by flapping your wings like a huge colourful asshole! WRESTLE with the weird, muscular monstrosity without a head (or so it seems!) UNCOVER the truth behind the recent slayings and the dark secrets behind their motives!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it morally superior to fossilize bad guys instead of killing them?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Fire, Claustrophobia, Unsolicited Flirting, Brain Dissection, Lobotomies