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Dice Will Roll

Dice Will Roll

By The Dice Will Roll Crew

Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'!

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 2: Temples & Terror
Ruby Phoenix Ep. 2: Temples & Terror
ENTER THE TEMPLE! Heroes Vs Ghosts! In their quest to become the champions of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, our heroes must overcome their first task... clearing out an ancient temple to the God of Perfection to call their home base during the trials ahead. Inside await three silver feathers... and countless dangers! What happened here at the Temple to Irori? Can our intrepid adventuring friends take on the phantasmal figures within? Maybe they can... if they can overcome the giant enemy spider waiting for them at the gate! READY? FIGHT! DUEL with the monstrous arachnid in its web of prey! PRAY before the courtyard of curses! UNRAVEL the mystery of the Broken Rebus! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you trust someone to do your DIY if they're like, 2 feet tall? CONTENT WARNINGS: Severe Arachnophobia, Constant References to Death, Grandpa Lolo Fuckin That Sandwich Up, Poison, References to Paralysis --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara
01:45:55
June 20, 2022
Ruby Phoenix Ep. 1: Bamboo & Brawls
Ruby Phoenix Ep. 1: Bamboo & Brawls
THE STORY BEGINS! Radiant Winds UNLEASHED! For the past few hundred years, fighters from around the planet of Golarion have gathered in the land of Kami and Dragons to prove their might. Once every decade, these powerful adventurers fight in the legendary Ruby Phoenix Tournament in order to win legendary artifacts from the vault of a mythic sorcerer. And this year... we follow the tale of the Radiant Winds as they make their attempt to go down in history as Ruby Champions! But to get there, they first must overcome the trials of Danger Island, an isle of monsters and mayhem abandoned to the ravages of time. Will the Radiant Winds be successful? Or will they be K.O. before they even know it? Only one way to find out! READY? FIGHT! ARRIVE on the isle of jungles and monsters! BATTLE with rival teams! BEGIN your journey to being a Ruby Champion! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when your familiar is a little TOO cranky? CONTENT WARNINGS: Seasickness, Brief Allusions to Puking, Big Titty Oni, Arachnophobia, Brief Allusions to Drowning --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara
02:09:05
June 13, 2022
Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix Trailer
Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix Trailer
FISTS! FERVOR! FURY! Join Sangku, Masami & Chuji in a fighting tournament unlike any other in Dice Will Roll Campaign 3: FISTS OF THE RUBY PHOENIX! Episode 1 drops June 13th 2022. Ready? Then FIGHT! Music by You Fulca.
00:59
June 06, 2022
Extinction Curse Retrospective
Extinction Curse Retrospective
The curtains draw closed, and the crowds disperse. The show is over. But what's next on the horizon? The cast speak of the good times Extinction Curse brought them, what could have been, and what's on the horizon.  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Other Music by You Fulca CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of scat jokes (don't worry, we're grossed out too!) Kingmaker Finale Minor Spoilers
37:26
March 28, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 80: Farewells & Finales
Extinction Curse Ep. 80: Farewells & Finales
The curtain's calling, my friends! It's time for our grand finale! Our brave Wandering Three have battled demons, mingled with drow, uncovered the truth about ancient societies and dead gods... and now, their final reward awaits them. The city at the center of the world, the crown jewel of the Inner Sea... Absalom. In the midst of the once-in-a-lifetime Radiant Festival, our heroes will secure immortality through fame as they make history among the performances here. Kings, queens, scholars... all will see them perform, and their happily ever after will be sealed. Now take a seat... our final show is about to begin! SMILE as old friends return, all here to see the greatest show on all of Golarion! GASP at the blossoming love in the arms of the Circus! DAZZLE the crowds of the Radiant Festival as the Circus of Wayward Wonders leaves something beautiful to be remembered by!  All this and more in this, the FINALE OF DICE WILL ROLL: EXTINCTION CURSE, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you enjoy the show, my friends? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Goodbyes, Themes of Familial Abuse, Themes of Death, Romantic Interactions, So long and thanks for all the fish!
02:26:58
March 21, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 79: Warlords & Wanderers
Extinction Curse Ep. 79: Warlords & Wanderers
Are you ready to take a bow? From a murder mystery under the big top, to a treasure hunt across the isle of Kortos. From the sweetest laughter to the brink of despair. Dinosaurs, demons, deeplanders... these last six months of adventuring sure have been fun, right? But now here we are, at the door of the Extinction Curse. The Apocalypse Prophet waits on the other side, and so too does the end of our story. Will Royari, Volio and Eriato save the Isle of Kortos? Will they get to live out their lives as they so choose it? Only one way to find out. Let's open the door.   GAZE upon the Isle of Kortos from far, far above. WAR with Deepmouth Ever-Hunger as he attempts to vanquish it all. RISK your lives to let everyone have a chance at a happily ever after.  All this and more in this, the penultimate episode of Extinction Curse, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do you accept your death? Final Boss Theme by Ela Morana! https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.  CONTENT WARNINGS: Decapitation, Impalement, Major Character Death, Spinal Trauma, Muscular Trauma, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Finality and Closure, Funky Ass Fucking Music Apparently It's Called Soulswave It's Incredible
02:26:17
March 14, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 78: Night Hags & Nevermores
Extinction Curse Ep. 78: Night Hags & Nevermores
Come take a seat, darling. We have much to talk about. I'm sure you have many questions for me. I know you must be shocked and confused, but I do really want to speak with you. Yes— you've come a long way. This is the last stop on your journey, isn't it? To climb this tower? And to find your dear mother working with those dreadful troglodytes... Why, you must be feeling so many things! But certainly, we can discuss those feelings. Just sit down and speak to me. I want you to understand why your life has turned out this way. TREMBLE before the wicked witch and her powerful hag magic! MEET with the psychic scholars and mediate their plight! BATHE in the cleansing waters that lead to the final showdown! All this and more in this, the penpenultimate episode of Dice Will Roll: Extinction Curse, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the CR of a whole army of demons? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: In-depth discussions of parental neglect and abuse, ageism, misogyny, ableism, themes of generational injustice, themes of bittersweet finality, Eriato Ice Cold Moments Throughout, themes of genocide
01:51:13
February 28, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 77: Aeons & Artifacts
Extinction Curse Ep. 77: Aeons & Artifacts
At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this dastardly plan? It's the last act; only now can we find out.   DUEL with daring demons by the curtain of swords! PERUSE the museum of ancient relics! SIT with a crime boss from another plane!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a tiny little ball robot pick up a massive weapon? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bittersweet themes of finality, references to familial abuse, Oddbody the Amazing Oddbody your best friend Oddbody
02:03:25
February 21, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 76: Trials & Titans
Extinction Curse Ep. 76: Trials & Titans
HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?  GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of
02:06:26
February 14, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 75: Lakes & Leviathans
Extinction Curse Ep. 75: Lakes & Leviathans
Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this day. HERD sheep throughout the idyllic pastures! HUNT the mighty mythical stag in the woods! ENTER the chamber of treasures and plunder the crystal monkey skull! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what CAN'T Clown Lore accomplish? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of familial abuse, cult mentality, claustrophobia, deep existential dread over a minigame, megalophobia
02:10:09
February 07, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 74: Merchants & Myths
Extinction Curse Ep. 74: Merchants & Myths
Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start. UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR)
01:59:45
January 31, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery
Extinction Curse Ep. 73: Shepherds & Shrubbery
Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!!   TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while? CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal
01:33:49
January 17, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise
Extinction Curse Ep. 72: Pinnacles & Paradise
Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's  evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day! SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide,  nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
02:00:60
January 10, 2022
Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms
Extinction Curse Ep. 71: Legacies & Linnorms
YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!  SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts
02:04:39
December 27, 2021
Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling
Holiday Special 2021: Creatures & Carolling
Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls! STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door! All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week? Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/ ●ZitronSound - Christmas Eve ●Song - https://youtu.be/p_AplVMXw0k●ZitronSound - https://www.bassrebels.co.uk/ZitronSound Christmas Is Here by  MorningLightMusic- https://mlmusic.site/playlists Collapse by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/collapse Silent Night (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/silent-night-dark-piano-version Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring Ⓒ CC BY 4.0, Kevin MacLeod, ⭳ http://ow.ly/gWZF30h6Zxu Deck The Halls (Christmas Cover) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/deck-the-halls Gate by  SmokU Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGg9q3tUf5I Carol Of The Bells by Postion Music  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4XulP0cns CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty
02:06:43
December 20, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains
Extinction Curse Ep. 70: Marvels & Mountains
The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom to gain fame and fortune like they've never had before, and then take the final steps to finish their mission in saving the Isle of Kortos. But strange things lurk in the mountains, and not everything you see will make sense. All you can do is believe in yourself, believe in your friends... and keep fighting forward! DAZZLE the City of Diobel with your greatest show so far! SPEAK with the strange NPC who really lives up to their role! UNCOVER the mystery of the bizarre watchpost and its even more bizarre residents! All