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Dice Will Roll

By The Dice Will Roll Crew
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party?

We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly gay the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to bring some diversity to your TTRPG experience!

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Extinction Curse Ep. 59: Jungles & Jeopardy
So.... How about that Aroden guy, huh? As it turns out, he's done a lot of things wrong, and hurt a lot of people in the process! Regardless, our heroes march on, towards The Sunken Titan in the Cradle of Worms. There will be danger.... There will be terror! Will The Wandering Three and their companions be able to handle the trials ahead of them, or will they falter and fail, deep underground, so far away from their loved ones?! RECKON with the sins of a Dead God! STARE at the impossibly large hand made of marble! PERFORM alongside the greatest performers of a bygone era! All this and more of this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What do soul eaters poop? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of despair, themes of depression, overlapping voices, genocide, colonization, hand puns
01:57:40
September 13, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 58: Feasts & Fiend-binders
Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us!  WRESTLE with the eel-like fiend from the plane of Abbadon!  PARTAKE in the strange festivities of the Banquet of Blood and Venom! DISCOVER the secret origin of a long hated foe!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Wanna hear Derry laugh so hard it hurts? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Ingestion of Unsanitary Foods, Senseless Violence, Themes of Extinction, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Colonialism, Slavery, Torture, PTSD, Abuse, Surprisingly Cute Moments From Your Favourite Gugfriend
02:12:23
September 6, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 57: Deserts & Dread
A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we should probably stop the Froghemoth first. I mentioned the Froghemoth, right? Aw, nuts, I'm so scatter brained. Oh well!  INVESTIGATE ancient ruins from a bygone era! SKIRMISH with freaky foes from deep beneath the surface! RECKON with the terrible legends that stare you down with eyes the size of boulders! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Ahf' ah cahf mgvulgtnah hnah mgep ya? Ia! Iaaaaaaagh! https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, internal body trauma, themes of extinction, Lovecraftian elements, Megalophobia, worms, stuckage, descriptions of intentional bone dislocation, descriptions of paralysis
01:31:35
August 30, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 56: Caves & Caligni
The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with their lives? It's time to start spelunking- just don't lose your path! TELEPORT deep beneath the ground with the aid of a reclusive nature cult! EXPLORE the magnificent cave with its unusual properties! INVESTIGATE ancient pilgrimage sites deep in the fungal forest! All this and more in the premiere episode of Dice Will Roll Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of crystals make the best dog food?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae   Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hallucinogenics, Drug-Use, Unreality, Italians, Light Arguments
02:16:12
August 23, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 55: Necromancers & Nebulas
GUG GUG AGAIN!! What?! It turns out, the siege on Willowside was never actually being orchestrated by the Xulgath at all! Instead, A gug by the name of Gug Eats-The-Eaters has been controlling the leader of this group of Xulgath from behind the scenes! What will our heroes do about this? Will they defeat the gug, ensuring safety for the town and our beloved circus? Or will this be the end for The Wandering Three and Willowside? The end of the war is coming either way... and our heroes will walk on. The question is... will they be alive or dead when they do? DUEL with a fearsome monster and her undead minions! PUZZLE over the speaking tower and its peculiar message! PLUNGE into your dreams and confront the creatures that have been controlling you for so long! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... so, what's up with the worm-on-a-strings? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exsanguination, Body Horror, Big Scary Goth Tiddies, Miscommunication, Zombies
02:31:17
August 16, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 54: Hardscales & Head-Takers
HEIGH-HOOOOOOO!! The Circus' adventure in Willowside has been eventful. After freeing dinosaurs, rescuing the Banyan Boys from the clutches of a cult, and saving a group of gugs from slavery, The Wandering Three are finally getting ready to storm the Xulgath camp once and for all! They'll be attacking the siege tower and defeating the leaders of the armies, heroically ending the siege on Willlowside once and for all! But will this attempt to save the town work? Or will The Wandering Three fail in their attempt to stop the Xulgath horde... or whatever secret plot their leader, Arskuva the Gnasher, is hiding? SNEAK through the troglodyte camp to battle with their leaders! BALK at the gruesome practices of Zevgavizeb's most devout! STARE in horror at the terrible truth that has been right beneath your nose all this time! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... you can't die if your shield is up, right? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cremation, Bone Breaking, Body Horror, Cannibalism, Desecration of Corpses, Verified "OH SHIT" moments, Description of Broken Necks
01:49:41
August 9, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 53: Roaches & Redemption
AAAAAGH! FIEEEENDS! Abyssal monsters have ambushed the Wandering Three in their journey to stop the Siege of the Dinosaurs. They're big, they're bad, they smell surprisingly nice, and they're from a hellish realm of dinosaur planets where only the strongest survive! These demonic opponents are the only thing that stand between Willowside and safety... But can we beat them? Or are we the ones about to go extinct?  WRESTLE with the saurian horrors from another world! TALK with those dearest to you before the final battle! PUZZLE over the curious shopkeeper and her wares! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What is this "radumshin" you speak of? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hypnotism, Insects, Body Horror, Propaganda, Discussion of Unhealthy Platonic Relationships & Co-Dependency, Gurty Goldpockets Goldpockets Emporium Established 4719 AR Where Adventure Goes We Follow
02:13:03
August 2, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 52: Gugs & Gluttonraptors
GUG GUG GUG! The war between surface dwellers and denizens of the deep accelerates at breakneck speed as Willowside is robbed of the chance to bolster its defenses. Now, the Wandering Three have no choice but to wander deep into the Welt to seek out the more esoteric encampments that are bringing them woe. Dinosaur camps? Demon pens? GUG GUG GUG GUG? Can the siege finally be turned right back on the invaders? Or will something deep and dark hunt our heroes for the rest of their days? Also, there's a kiss in this episode. DEFEND Willowside from the midnight march of the primeval forces that oppose them! STEAL the eggs of the dinosaurs to bring a new era to the Circus of Wayward Wonders! INVESTIGATE the cruel camps the Xulgath have founded and the horrors that lie within! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do you grin if your head is only a mouth? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bugs, gory sound effects, creepy crawly sound effects, impalement, torture, slavery, senseless violence played for horror, on-screen romantic interactions, body horror, your mom OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, cannibalism
02:09:19
July 26, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 51: Butchers & Barricades
War! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for?! Defending yourselves from an invasion of underground dinosaurs, it seems. The Wandering Three continue their defense of Willowside from mounting Xulgath forces, uncovering deadly serial killers (again) and taking on the wretched cultists. But what are the troglodytes even here for? What's their goal? Do... Do they even know? The mysteries surrounding the Siege of the Dinosaurs grow each passing day... As does the danger facing this town! Don't give up now— keep fighting!  SEARCH for the terrible murderer that's been plaguing the outskirts of town! RAGE against the Xulgath army and their forces! UNCOVER the brainwashing these dinosaur people have put themselves through!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What are the naming conventions of the Xulgath? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Serial Killers, Body Horror, Absolute Fucking Destruction Of A Poor Fucking Plush Creature, Cult Ideology, Ethnonationalism, Religious Trauma Minor Character Death
02:15:53
July 19, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 50: Starworms & Spinosaurs
The battle for Willowside is on the horizon, and we're ready to fight for it! After rescuing the Banyan Boys from a terrifying underground cult, the Wandering Three must team up with them and other mighty adventurers to protect this town from certain doom. Blockades on the road! Sea Monsters at the bay! Strange disappearances at the swamp! Can our heroes stop them all? Or will the invading prehistoric forces reduce us to rubble?   PARLAY with the cosmic worms and heed their cryptic messages! SEARCH the hinterlands for danger and figure out how best to stop it! SAVE the town from the jaws of starvation by tackling immense dinosaurs!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are there heroic applications of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, particularly gruesome murders, body horror, squick horror, emetophobia, choking, MPREG??? I fucking guess?
02:01:58
July 12, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 49: Doomsayers & Dungeoneers
Something sickly lives beneath Willowside. The town has tried to forget... indeed, many of them have. But the caves remember. How could they not? The Wandering Three find themselves exploring the den of a terrible cult and unraveling the riddles they left behind. What is the truth behind The Shrine Of The Sea Monster? What foul thing did they worship? And what are the Banyan Boys looking for down here in the depths? The cold air gnaws and the deeps call out... do you dare to listen in?  EXPLORE deep beneath the town and face untold horrors below! EVADE terrible traps that may spell your doom! BOW before the Shrine Of The Sea Monster, and embrace the end of time! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a furby feel fear? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, Cosmic Horror, Unreality, Drowning, Misogyny, Sexism, Woman-Hating, Slut Shaming, Gender Based Discrimination, Bigotry Against Women, Cishet Men
02:28:38
July 5, 2021
Be Gay Roll Dice: Crossovers & Combobreakers
HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot! Hosted by Derry from Dice Will Roll and starring Ziva from The Eternity Archives, Tick from Goblets & Gays, Dean from Bits Before Crits and Dave from Dice Will Roll, and proudly made possible by the Be Gay Roll Dice network! Theme Song: Blip Stream by Kevin Macleod Skylark from Pathfinder: Kingmaker OST by Owlcat Games Music by Will Savino, MusicD20
02:21:10
June 29, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 48: Terror & T-Rexes
The Siege of the Dinosaurs has just begun! Ambushed by ferocious beasts on the way home from a rescue mission, the Wandering Three are slowly made aware that something terrible has happened. But why here? Why Willowside? What is the truth of this old town, with its rotting landscape, its crooked mansions and its haunting dreams? What happened here, centuries before even Dain Eilidi came here? And why is it happening again? Only time will tell... if you dare to venture into the depths.  BATTLE with primal foes of the prehistoric past! PEER into the eternal dreams of everlasting slumber! DESCEND into haunted caves in search of missing heroes! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... what seasoning goes best with fried dinosaur skins? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, themes of despair, themes of war, mentions of civilian casualties, cosmic horror, unreality, cishet men, evil pufferfish (real)
02:25:11
June 28, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 47: Summons & Skeletons
The fun never stops the fun never stops the fun never stops! The awful truth of Fortune's Hall is beginning to reveal itself in calamitous waves for the Wandering Three! Crawling Gahlepods, creeping Brugadatches and Lumbering Doblagubs spell doom for the unsuspecting guests of this former safe haven of a casino, and not a single one of the patrons has even noticed! Can our brave heroes save the imperiled gamblers? Or are they flat out of luck? Only time will tell! It's time to choose- raise, call or fold? Think fast- the one thing we don't have is time! BATTLE the awful titanic bone monster and it's terrifying claw guts! READ through the instructions to an incredible primal ritual! PAUSE the adventure to go pick some flowers, you've earned it, dude. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... when do clowns learn how to read? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Additional Music by Shane Ivers. Signs To Nowhere by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, animal endangerment, big ostritch in a dress (it hates the dress)
02:19:52
June 21, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 46: Croaks & Casinos
Welcome to Fortune's Hall, where the fun never ends! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is grounded in Willowside following a most unfortunate accident, and with more and more dinosaur sightings outside town, the heat is rising for the Wandering Three. Sent on a rescue mission by Mayor Vandy, they must make their way to Fortune's Hall casino a few miles out from town, the Wandering Three must seek out the missing people who haven't returned in over a month! Are they all dead? Or has something much, much weirder happened? Make sure your dice aren't loaded- we're about to gamble with more than just money today! OBSERVE the strange amphibians and their even stranger evolution! EXPERIMENT with the delicious food, almost too good to be true! INVESTIGATE the creaky barn, and the horrors within! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... can cats appear out of thin air? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Additional Music by Shane Ivers. Signs To Nowhere by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, cishet men, old lady flirting
01:58:48
June 14, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 45: Quetzalcoatluses & Queers
Roll up, roll up! Distract yourselves from the grim world outside and come to a land where the lights are colourful, the music is swelling and the popcorn is freshly made! The Circus of Wayward Wonders bands together to bring cheer to the morose town of Willowside after a particularly eventful week. Feelings may still be hurt, Aeon Orbs may still be missing, but the show must always, always always go on! And nothing can ruin a performance like this, right..? Bones, oh bones, what lies in the future of the Wandering Three? Will it be Weal? Or Woe? And thusly the bones spin, and deliver their fortune of... WOE. CLASH with the loud brothers as they put on a scene before the Circus camp! PERFORM for the good people despite all the obstacles in your path! PROTECT those you love from the terrors of the sky!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are Casinos and Circuses related or something? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exclusion from activities as a form of punishment, decapitation, bisection, cishet men, themes of doom. 
02:15:08
June 7, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 44: Sea Monsters & Slumber
One good night's sleep. That's all we ask for. And we can't even have that. The entire Circus of Wayward Wonders awakens in the middle of the night, plagued by grim nightmares of a terrible flood and an even more terrible creature lurking beneath it. This, on top of everything that's happened in Willowside so far, is making it more and more apparent that there's something wrong in this little town. Is it the Aeon Orb? The salty air? Something more sinister? Our heroes must bandage their wounds and work together as a team in order to save the world and get the Aeon Orb. They can do this!  Right? QUESTION the locals about all manners of strange leads! VENTURE deep into the blighted land to find the key to your quest! DESPAIR at the awful truth which threatens to engulf you! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... are old men with deer heads more trustworthy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to Thassalaphobia & Megalaphobia, Wounded Friendships, Themes of Despair & Failure, Slavery Mentions, Evil Pufferfish
02:20:53
May 31, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 43: Answers & Aasimar
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing heaviest on our party's mind... why did Volio do what he did? Uncover the questions that may finally lead to clarity in the dim Hooked Inn... and finally glimpse the truth. EXPLORE the lonely village sitting at the precipice of swampy desolation! ENCOUNTER the strange locals and their stranger mannerisms! TREMBLE as the freakish nightmares of the past grab you tight and pull you under! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are himbos inherently benevolent? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Abuse, Implied Bullying, Trauma, Hate Crimes, Unsolicited Flirting, Cishet Men, Breaches of Trust, Thassalaphobia, Megalaphobia, Descriptions of Drowning
02:11:10
May 24, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 42: Blights & Boglands
Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Volio? Or will you go up in flames, like everything from before? It's in your hands, clown man. Just don't screw up. TRAVEL the crystal blue seas aboard the gorgeous trading vessel! WADE through the rotting countryside of the mysteriously ill land! STARE DOWN the truth you thought you knew, but really, truly did not for oh so long? All this and more in this, the premiere of Extinction Curse Book 4: SIEGE OF THE DINOSAURS, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Do you look at it, Volio? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Deadnaming Kinda Sorta, Breaches of Trust, Attempted Suicide, Unreality, Implied Bullying, Trauma
01:59:03
May 17, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 41: Grief & Grimalkins
"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. She rides with spurs of fire; the Night Lady, oh, the fire it burns!" The Aeon Towers have been saved. The Crucifixion Killer has been captured. The Xulgath of the Swardlands have been banished. Now all that remains is a friendly man and the dark secret he's hiding. The coincidences have been piling up, and his time is running out. How long before the Night Hag that's been plaguing the Swardlands strikes again... And will stopping Vandy help? It's time to prepare for some matricide, and save the world some more- we've got a mystery to solve!   SOOTHE the mourning fey with some closure at last! CREEP through the creaking floorboards of an old house! REVEAL the terrible plot against the Isle of Kortos and prepare for the worst!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... interdimensional portals aren't inherently magic, right? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexist & Slut-Shaming language, Familial Abuse, Extreme Distress and Sadness
02:12:52
May 10, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 40: Murders & Mutants
Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wandering Three face off their most deadly foes yet, they must hold their own against the cruel conquerors of the Swardlands and the mighty power they wield! And they'll come out unscathed as ever... Won't they?  CAPTURE the wicked Crucifixion Killer and deliver her to justice! PEER at the bizarre, skittering mutants and their unnatural anatomies! BATTLE against terrible monsters atop the apex of the Old Forest Tower!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can we get sued by DOOM for stealing their box art scene in a podcast? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Discussions of Lobotomy, Crucifixion and Cannibalism, Major Character Death (uh oh), Abuse Parallels
02:26:59
April 26, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 39: Sieges & Serial Killers
Charge! The Wandering Three have found themselves pitted against the forces of evil at the Old Forest Tower where hordes of Xulgath prepare for a showdown against their incoming circus star foes. Might! Mutants! Weird statues! Our brave adventurers will see it all as they begin their final push into the last Aeon Orb of the Swardlands in order to save the Isle of Kortos from environmental destruction! But as they make their way into the tower... They'll soon find that a much more real doom awaits them! SNEAK past enemy lines by flapping your wings like a huge colourful asshole! WRESTLE with the weird, muscular monstrosity without a head (or so it seems!) UNCOVER the truth behind the recent slayings and the dark secrets behind their motives! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it morally superior to fossilize bad guys instead of killing them? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Fire, Claustrophobia, Unsolicited Flirting, Brain Dissection, Lobotomies
02:02:44
April 19, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 38: Woodlands & Wonders
Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on new heights for your viewing pleasure- literally! But beyond the town limits, deep in the Immenwoods, a goal awaits our heroes... the Old Forest Tower and the glowing Aeon Orb... and our final destination in the Swardlands! But what else is out in the woods? Who lurks in the trees? What's that... weird, singing noise? Only one way to find out! Let's get hiking! RUSH to keep the show on the road as last minute complications arise! UNCOVER further mysteries of the mysterious deaths! COVER your eyes and avert your gaze from the horrific, vengeful creature! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it bodyshaming if looks can ACTUALLY kill? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, Lobotomy, Physical Injuries, Detailed Discussion of Physical Ugliness
02:04:06
April 12, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 37: Dandelions & Dragons
If you go down to the woods tonight... You'll find a hunting pack of Xulgath, preying on innocent lives! The Wandering Three are braving the dangers of the Immenwoods today as they set out to rescue the employees of a forestbound distillery from the clutches of wretched Xulgath. But what else lies within the woods? If the Xulgath aren't behind the serial lobotomies plaguing Turpin Rowe... then who is? Another mystery on the pile of mysteries we have to solve— aren't we busy enough with the Aeon Towers and Dream Hauntings? Whatever, throw it on the to-do list... Let's save some labourers!  DUCK from the explosions and flames caused by an errant spark! ENJOY the festival and its many games! QUESTION the motives of a trusted ally and their odd behaviour! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... does it matter how big a fish tank is if it's enchanted to move with the fish? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of crucifixion, cannibalism, lobotomies, gaslighting Additional Music by Skooma Scamp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZXDUZu2To)
02:05:46
April 5, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 36: Lumber & Lobotomies
TIMBERRRR! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is almost done touring the farmlands of the Swardlands as they arrive in the logging town of Turpin Rowe, just in time for the annual Stump Festival! Games, grub and goodies galore! But rumors swirl beneath the surface as mysterious deaths appear around town. But these aren't your average mysterious deaths. These are ADVANCED mysterious deaths! Could they somehow be linked to the other mysterious deaths going on? Or are these an unrelated string? Man... there really are a LOT of mysterious deaths around here, huh. Like, even back in Abberton! Boom, more mysterious deaths! Guess we've got another mystery to solve, gang... chop chop, as it were! The show must go on! ADMIRE the beautiful woodwork of the scenic logging town! SEEK out adventure with which to grow your reputation! INVESTIGATE the local business and stumble on a truly grim scene indeed! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... are magical landlords any different to real ones? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, implied cannibalism, lobotomies, potential second-hand embarrassment sources, implied unwanted romantic attraction
01:59:22
March 29, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 35: Bravery & Brigands
Another day, another town thoroughly entertained! Following the successful defeat of the Xulgath at the Liferoot Stone, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is ready to hit the road again for their last spot on their tour of the Swardlands in Turpin Rowe. But these lands are not perfectly safe! Around every corner, one might find danger... And not all the danger one finds is necessarily monsters or beasts! Sometimes... MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER. WHOOOOAAAHHHH! Duck your head and keep yourself safe- it's your money or your life!    LISTEN to the beautiful song of the gravedigger in front of an audience of the rich! SNEAK into the mysterious magic shop while nobody is looking! SOLVE the case of the unnatural illness and wherever it stems from! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the  Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is crime a good alternative to Universal Healthcare? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:17:36
March 22, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 34: Statues & Stone Lieges
Caught between a rock and a hard place! The Wandering Three have discovered the crumbling Liferoot Stone where once Dwarven Warlords raised an army to invade the city of Absalom... but now, nothing remains but the Aeon Orb floating above. ALSO THE XULGATH. AND LIVING STATUES. AND THERE WAS A T-REX, BUT WE TOOK CARE OF IT. Our heroes must once again climb the tower above and touch the stars above in order to continue lighting the fires of the Isle of Kortos' soul and save it from environmental collapse! But what secrets lurk just around the corner at the top of the tower? Only time can tell... now embrace the light within and RUN before the golem guards catch you! EVADE the patrolling titans which circle the ancient tower! SHUDDER at the creepy collections which cover the walls! WRESTLE with the monstrous, four-eyed rodent in the rubble! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the  Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it cool to kill your evolutionary ancestors cuz they're kinda assholes? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:09:27
March 15, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 33: Candles & Carnivores
AAAAAHHH! SCARY FAIRY! A gangling monster peers through the woods beyond the edge of the graveyard, its waxy fingers beckoning you to your doom! Surely this folkloric fiend is the most dangerous thing on the rocky outskirts of the Sulwen Hills, and not, say... the reported giant footsteps in the dirt? The reports of living statues and ancient Dwarven Warlords? The awesome, cool, motherfuckin' BEAST of a monster that roams the hills with the title of "sickest animal to ever live"? No, for real, the candle-fingered Yaganty is much worse than all of them. Why? CUZ IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA! ROLL INITIATIVE! BATTLE the dreadful fey fiend in the pitch black woods! PARTAKE in some stew among the displaced refugees of a nuclear attack! TRAVEL to the ancient tower and claim your destiny as your own! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... can dinosaurs believe in GOD? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:56:47
March 8, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 32: Orchards & Orbituaries
Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better than anywhere else in Kortos! The Ancient Liferoot Stone, one of the Aeon Towers left by Aroden! A singing shoony and the ghosts he sings to! Who knows what the Circus of Wayward Wonders will find next? But are our heroes prepared? Each has their own story they're not telling the others... and saving the Starstone Isle is a heavy burden to bear. It's probably nothing! Yeehaw, let's eat some apples! ADMIRE the beautiful town and its gossiping residents! BEHOLD the marketable plushies and their uncanny likenesses to the real deals! TREMBLE before the local folklore come to life!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... mummy, mummy, may I please partake in the chilled creams offered by the circus, I've been such a good little boy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:09:01
March 1, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 31: Crystals & Constructs
Machines? Technology? ROBOTS? What the heck! We were told this was just a circus campaign, where's all this scifi junk coming from? As the Wandering Three explore the Wellspring Tower in search of their second Aeon Orb, it becomes clear that someone has come here before them. Who is the mysterious culprit behind these weird machines and unearthly goings-ons? How were they able to get such rare and unusual treasures to help them accomplish their goal? What even is their goal? And why is one of our number quietly not stopping them? Eh, probably doesn't matter. Fasten your seatbelts, though, everyone- we've a bumpy ride ahead! BATTLE against terrible golems from deep beneath the earth! STUDY the curious device and its awful might! ABSORB the power of the dead god and grow in strength once again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest    Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard   Questions like... what's the best coping mechanism to use after seeing the end of the world? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:54:23
February 22, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 30: Dancers & Dustclouds
Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful woodlands are failing. Could it be the work of the dreaded Xulgath, on their crusade to destroy these ancient orbs? Naaaah, couldn't be! It's probably a land vampire, or something! How do you kill a land vampire? Well, there's only one way to learn. Let's get the show running, and save the day once again! WRESTLE the dreaded beast, with hooked claws and beaks alike! SPEAK with the wise shoony and their ancient farming ways! SNEAK into the tower past the saurian threat that guards it! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like...  can a giant walking sea mine be your new best friend? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:03:52
February 16, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 29: Pastures & Popcorn
Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawling expanse of farmsteads, and our heroes are preparing to put on a good show! Rumours of mysterious deaths, dying land and ancient towers float through town... but that can wait! We got our own tower to erect, and it's got a SLIDE, lads! Get your shopping list and start promoting... we've got a show to put on! INVESTIGATE the odd building that can't possibly exist here, yet does! SPEAK with the doe-eyed buxom mayor and avoid looking at her cleavage! PREPARE for another dazzling show in the Swardlands!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it rude to stab someone's walls to test if they're a Mimic? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:04:24
February 8, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 28: Shoonies & Shudders
Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not left yet" that makes your skin crawl? Oh, maybe some wildlife! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders continues up the Verdant Pass to keep their show on the road, horror meets hilarity as our heroes clown their way through the quaint plains and see what the Swardlands have to offer! STOP the mighty landsharks from eating the innocent villagers! SHARE the tales of the land on the back of a wagon! CLUTCH your holy relics for protection from the angry evil that just won't move on! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what items should you pack for a game of fantasy Phasmaphobia? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:59:51
February 1, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 27: Big Tops & Bull-Men
Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? Is it really a ghost? And why is Eriato so grimly determined to solve this particular case? Whoa, and do we have time to ponder on all this? Our performance is a week away! Let's juggle our mysteries and our mayhem and put on a good show for the good people of Kerrick! PURSUE the mysterious leads of an intriguing ghost story! NEGOTIATE with the mighty alchemist over a new apprentice! PERFORM your heart out for the town and get the show on the road once more! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it inappropriate to say "bro" in front of a child? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:05:08
January 25, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 26: Farmlands & Funerals
ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful so that they can continue their quest to heal the earth and save the Isle of Kortos! But is all as it seems? Is this arc really just a feel good summer teen movie one? Or is there something awful trailing right behind us, itching, scratching, dizzying, watching, laughing, knowing, following? Are the people here in the Swardlands safe? Are we? Only one way to find out what genre this adventure is, and that's to live it- so pack your bags, and let's get going! MARVEL over the beautiful views of the Kortos sea! BASK in the awe of your very own fan club! PITY the desperate man and the tale of his haunting experience! All this and more, in this, the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 3: LIFE'S LONG SHADOW by Greg A. Vaughan, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for your nails to grow like claws during puberty? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:54:26
January 18, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 25: Catfolk & Curtain Calls
COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has only JUST begun! That's right, Escadar: today, the Blundering Three face their doom in the Big Top as divine wonders unlike any their foul eyes have ever lain upon prepare to rip their sinful bodies limb from limb! A boorish, pretentious street sword! A freak-of-nature clown and his freak-of-nature familiar! And our dear Eriato Demonhag, ready to amaze us with her horrific defects once again! I reckon this lot could find a fine home in the sideshow here, eugh! But that's not our goal here tonight... our goal is to see them DIE! Grab your popcorn, and let's show these wastes what happens when you challenge the great and powerful Mistress Dusklight! LAUGH at the pathetic swashbuckler's feeble attempts at heroism! MOCK the inept clown as they fight for their life against divine wonders of my own creation! SCHEME over the recapture of your wayward daughter and lock her up in the freakshow all over again! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  why bother fight me, when you clearly don't stand a chance, Washed Up Wonders?! https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:36:29
January 11, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 24: Mazes & Moon Moles
Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is ticking for Axel and his Amazing Aviary, and if our heroes don't hurry... it's curtain call for everyone!  NAVIGATE the perilous traps of the Heavenly Gallery! SEE through the wicked deceptions of evil foes! CLOSE IN on the enemy at last and prepare for the final showdown! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to use a baby alien for a money laundering scheme? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:12:09
January 4, 2021
Extinction Curse Ep. 23: Rescues & Revelry
We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil circus run by a sadistic catwoman and her greedy minions will hurt anyone they come into contact with? How horrible! Hot on the tail of Mistress Dusklight, our heroes are encountering more and more of those used and abused by the Celestial Menagerie as they try to rescue their dear friend Axel. Guess we'll be adding a tonne of people to our found family trope! One way or another, though, buckle up- this rescue mission has only just started! SPIN the Hallowed Wheel and brave its magical tricks! ENTER the Sanctum of Sublime Spectacles and gaze upon its freakish inhabitants! STRUGGLE against the titanic megafauna and its brutish master!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to trust a blatantly fake angel if they're like, sexy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Robert Austin Music Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:52:34
December 28, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 22: Satyrs & Sensations
Justice has been done! With evidence against their capricious former employer, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now can live contently knowing that Mistress Dusklight is to be put behind bars for her crimes, and her Celestial Menagerie to be shut down for good. At last, the Wandering Three can put the past behind them, grow as people and save the world alongside the Greatest Show on All Of Golarion! But will it be that simple? Can such a horrible part of the past stay there? Or is something much bigger, much grander and much more terrifyingly dangerous just around the corner? Only one way to find out, dear listeners... tune in and listen to our journey today! WITNESS the court of worms and hear their commands! SHOP til you drop in the beautiful seaside port! FACE your fears in the twisted wonderland you once called home! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  do fox girls naturally ara, or do they have to be trained to do it? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:57:22
December 21, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 21: Chronicles & Crusaders
The past is riddled with secrets long forgotten to man. You are just the latest in a line of countless lives that were more or less like yours, and so is everyone in the world. But you're probably the first one to be a clown elf with magic powers from god that has to fight dinosaur people. Yeah, that's most likely a first. The Wandering Three continue their excursion through Moonstone Hall, seeking out the final Xulgath Demon-Caller and the truth as to why the Xulgath even came here in the first place. But looking through the annals of time has a heavy burden... one that's enough to crush the souls of any one adventurer alone. So remember the gold rule: don't split the party! STUDY the discarded books left strangely behind by a friend! PROTECT the crypts of the long dead clergy! GAZE into the mysterious past and find what answers are hidden from you there! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  okay, you don't SERIOUSLY expect us to take all of THOSE out, right?? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:32:36
December 17, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 20: Ghosts & Grails
The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlived him. Now there's LITERALLY a ghostly priest of the aforementioned dead god is literally following the party around and nagging them. Jeez, how much more on the nose can you get? As our heroes explore Moonstone Hall searching for answers as to why the Xulgath are here and why their former employer is making deals with them, strange secrets and long forgotten history arise to give them some perspective. But first... we've got a pterodactyl demon to kill! Let's go! STUDY the ancient texts locked deep underground! GRIMACE at the gruesome scenes of sacrifice and slaughter! BATTLE against a titanic monster kept here to protect diabolic relics! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  what happens when a demon loses its will to hurt? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:14:14
December 7, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 19: Priests & Poltergeists
Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quasit, and now seek to cleanse the Temple of the Dead God, knowing that for some reason the Xulgath that stormed the Erran Tower back in Abberton set this place up as their base of operations a while ago. But why? There's only one way to find out- and that's delving deeper into the cracks of the past and seeking whatever answers they might find! SLAY the profane demon-callers and their fanatic minions! EXPLORE the tunnels that lie beneath the city! PARLAY with the restless occupants who have not moved past an ancient, horrible event! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to find a giant sweaty dinosaur wrestling clown hot? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:00:08
November 30, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 18: Temples & Twirls
The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest in the Aeon Orb? Wh- hey, what's that smell. What? The Xulgath are here, too?! Aw, come on! We thought we'd seen the last of those guys! What the hell! This is bullshit! Ugh. Fine... I guess we can keep killing dinosaur people who worship demons for a little while longer. Grab your hammer and go silly mode- it's about to get primeval in here! RECOIL from the saurian blood demon and its wicked fangs! SPY on the xulgath and their treacherous meetings! LEARN of the troglodyte's wicked companion!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it cool to adopt the damned souls of the vile if they're like, cute? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:51:24
November 24, 2020
Behind the Rolls: Dice Will Roll x Beadle & Grimm Special!
BEHOLD, TRAVELERS! A BOOK THAT CONTAINS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY! FROM LEVEL 1 TO LEVEL 20, THIS JOURNAL TELLS TALES OF YOUR ADVENTURES AS YOU GROW IN POWER AND- hey, this sounds a LOT like the book of Kingmaker from season 1. That's a funny coincidence, isn't i- IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCOOBY DOO?! There's a LOT going on in this very special crossover episode, everyone. Like, a LOT. AGAIN: HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCREAM, GOOD GIRLS, ETC. LIKE, THE ACTUAL MATTHEW LILLARD. THAT ONE'S NOT A BIT. So join us in our tale of dungeons, dragons, and the cast being EXTREMELY starstruck throughout this whole interview. It's genuinely something else.
01:21:00
November 22, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 17: Paladins & Prophecies
Destiny awaits! You are the chosen one! Follow your fate! God, could you get more cliche? The Wandering Three are looking for Moonstone Temple in order to follow up on some loose ends left in Abberton, and to do so, they need to go to some people who know the past better than anyone else: really, really old folk. It's a blast from the past as Royari meets up with the Order of Saint Sarnax, the very people who raised them as a child. What secrets are they hiding? What does Royari know, and what does she not know about them? And for goodness sake, can these old swordmages please stop talking like Eriato & Volio know what they're harping on about? It's getting like, super irritating!  PERUSE the ancient lore of the past and its shocking revelations! RELIVE the past of the heroic constable's finest moment! DESCEND into the underground and dig up history with your own hands! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is this like, an Avatar type situation, or what?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:27:01
November 16, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 16: Shimmers & Showstoppers
It's time for some downtime! Our heroes have a week to prepare for one of the most important nights of their lives: the Opening Night of the Circus of Wayward Wonders and their show in Escadar! Rivals lurk, and monsters prowl... and all the while, the circus has to practice, advertise and sell tickets! Clear the monsters from the Southern Swamp? Research the grim secrets surrounding the Xulgath? Put up fliers? Have an 80s themed workout montage? How are we going to fit all that in one week? And can we do all of it and still put on a successful show? There's only one way to find out- let's get right to it! SEE the lights on the edge of the camp as they beckon you into darkness! GASP at the fantastic performances and their new heights! LISTEN to the strange, smoking calliope and its weird music!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... fellas, is it gay to get swallowed up by a sinkhole? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:13:44
November 9, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 15: Warts & Wolves
Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny companions to drive out the terror that stalk the night and prepare for the Greatest Show on all of Golarion!  GUSH at the incredible artist dog and his many skills! EXPLORE the creepy cave that may once have been someone's home! BARGAIN with an awful creature that could spell certain doom to your companions! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is that a normal halo thing, or..? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:05:44
November 2, 2020
Halloween Special 2020: Mysteries & Mosquitoes
50 years ago, something horrible came to the sleepy town of Shimmerford. With glowing red eye, six long, handles arms and buzzing, mosquito like wings, a creepy cryptid known today only as The Mosquito Witch brought with her dread and panic that rocked the little village. But soon, fear turned to curiosity, and the townsfolk started celebrating her as a folk story, bringing in monster hunters from around the River Kingdoms to seek her out and, while they're at it, stop by at the yearly Mosquito Witch festival, eat some witchbread and put on some fancy mosquito masks. Thankfully, the Mosquito Witch doesn't really exist... right? Only one group of adventurers from the fledgling Barony of Kilcela, fresh from their duel with The Stag Lord will be able to prove it once and for all in this very spooky Halloween special!  Boats get ridden. Woods get explored. Horrors get uncovered. All this and more in this creepy crawly episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Who's afraid of the Big Bad Bug Lady? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae
02:44:14
October 31, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 14: Ports & Pickpockets
We're taking the show to the Big City! After battling Dinosaur People and receiving divine powers from a Dead God back in Abberton, the Wandering Three is leading the Circus of Wayward Wonders back to their home town of Escadar. Here, sea salt can be smelt in the air, pavement and cobblestone lie underfoot and wicked crooks lurk around every corner. History absolutely has its eyes on you here, where the Circus' rivals, Mistress Dusklight's Celestial Menagerie, lie waiting to punish you for daring break away from their fold. Can our heroes beat the Menagerie at their own game in their own town? Or will- hey. HEY! WHO TOOK MY COIN PURSE? ARGH! STUDY the ancient dinosaur eggs and their nefarious implications! FISH up a huge sea bass and impress your friends! RELAY your secret past, shrouded in mystery and rumor! All this and more in the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 2: LEGACY OF THE LOST GOD, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to whip out some party tricks in an office of law? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae
02:21:20
October 26, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 13: Godlings & Glory
A star rotates the peak of the Erran Tower, and our heroes- Royari San Sarnax, Volio Via and Eriato Bati- face off against a gruesomely scarred xulgath bearing demonic runes carved into his flesh and a massive stone hammer. The faith of their home lies within this battle; should they fail, the primeval troglodytes will destroy the life-giving Aeon Orb left to us by a dead god, dooming the Isle of Erran to extinction. So like, the stakes are pretty high. What did we come to Abberton for again? Let me just check my notes... ah, right, to act in the circus. Hmmm. We've solved murder mysteries, killed marauding boars, defended churches from fiends, dismantled druid cults and fought actual dinosaurs since we got here to do that, which was... ah, a week ago! Nice! Well, everyone... no point in questioning fate. Embrace it, and take a stand, because no matter what, the show must go on! CLASH with the fiendish xulgath warpriest from deep underground and save your home from certain doom! TOWER over the crowds as you put on a show like no other in this world! FEEL the touch of destiny as it pulls you into its arms, leaving you changed and empowered once and for all! All this and more in the finale of BOOK 1 OF EXTINCTION CURSE: THE SHOW MUST GO ON, where we ask the hard questions like... are you sure you want to be giving all this responsibility and power to a troupe of performers? VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:15:31
October 19, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 12: Scales & Succubi
LOOK OUT, WANDERING THREE! HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD! TITS, BIG ONES! The seductress behind the slaughter has revealed herself, and slowly the conspiracy behind the murder of the Circus of Wayward Wonder's ringmaster is revealed. Murderous druids, demon cults, dinosaur people... we just wanted to put a show on, man! But now as our heroes fight for the fate of the Isle of Erran, one thing is abundantly clear... a clown's duty isn't just to do sick tumbles and throw pies at people. It's to ward off foul fiends, defeat lurching horrors and save everyone they know from certain extinction! And also, to do sick tumbles, that's super important! PEER beyond the veil and see the fiery visions of the apocalypse that dance around every corner! SHRIEK at the hidden horror masked by the floorbound runes! CHALLENGE the wicked priest that wishes to snuff out all life to your home and save the day, once and for all! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... going in for a hug mid-fight is pretty weird, right?! VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS! https://audioverseawards.net/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:13:44
October 12, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 11: Troglodytes & Time Warps
CLOWNS VERSUS DINOSAURS! The Circus of Wayward Wonders encounters their new great foe; the treasonous troglodytes, the ancient dinosaur-like cave-dwellers known as the Xulgath. But what is their goal in the Erran Tower? What does a bunch of devolved lizards care about with a monument to a dead god? Get outta here, dinosaurs! This is a CIRCUS campaign! That's why it's called Extinction Cu- oh, no. Ohhhhh, noooo... oh, that's not good at all. Oh, no no no. Well, looks like we've only got one option, everyone! It's them or us- will these ancient creeps be sent packing? Or has the reign of the clown come to a calamitous end? MARVEL at the temporally spasming troglodyte as it flickers through timespace! TASTE the deliciously sugary moss as it grows from the walls! FACE the dreaded foe who has plagued you from the shadows for far too long! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can love bloom, even in prehistoric times? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:01:45
October 5, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 10: Fossils & Fields
Climb the tower, save the world! The Wandering Three have found a grave secret about the Island of Erran, and it's up to them to investigate further to prevent the lands from slowly draining in vitality! The ancient tower left by the dead god keeps countless secrets inside it... but who are its new denizens? What secrets do THEY hide? What role did they have in the demons that have been plaguing the sleepy town of Abberton? And for the love of the gods, what is that AWFUL smell? It's right out of the hermit cult pot and into the mysterious monstrous flames as our heroes uncover an ancient secret that has dire consequences on their circus... after all, if the life force of their home just fades away, who's going to buy tickets from the circus?!  RIDE on the whimsical wagon ride pulled by wondrous toads of impressive sizes! SEE the possessed criminal slowly realize the consequences of their actions! FACE the deadly foes of a bygone era as they emerge as one to face against the circus and bring ruin to the world!  All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard  Questions like... how does one improve their social standing with slurks? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:56:08
September 28, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 9: Half-Fiends & Hellraisers
GHOULS!! The Wandering Three have found themselves in a crypt full of cannibalistic undead intent on feasting on their flesh! They didn't sign up for this! They signed up to find the last demon in the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, so they could enter the main temple and take on the wicked priestess who started this whole debacle, and there's NO sign of-- ohhhh, the last demon is probably one of these GHOULS, huh..? Rats. Well, Wanderers, you're on your own. Have fun with the living dead, I suppose! And good luck... you're going to really, really need it when you find out what's caused all of this. SCRAP with the final evolution of the ghoulish ghasts and its' dreadful gaze! DUEL against the terrifying storm queen of the demon cult! LEARN the awful truth that threatens the Isle of Kortos! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask   the Hard  Questions like... are clowns really qualified to save the world?  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:56:33
September 21, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids
Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with the ghouls? What are the cultists "trading" sacrifices for? And who's the mysterious, beautiful woman who started all of this in the first place? Our heroes' questions have many prongs (get it? Cuz the cultists use tridents? Get it?) but one thing's for sure... if we wanna save this place, we're gonna have to get some answers! LAUGH at the petty squabbling of spiteful demons straight from the Abyss! RETCH at the horrifying rituals performed by the cultists! DESCEND into the ghastly crypt of the hermits and see what lies within! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask  the Hard  Questions like... you can still be a big, cool adventurer if you're afraid of the dark, right? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:20:49
September 14, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks
Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some traveling entertainers though, right? We just wanted to like, juggle and do sweep flips... surely, once this is out of the way, we can just go back to our normal lives, right? Right! So let's save the mayor and be done with it! MUSE upon the works of the Dead God and his incredible architecture! GASP at the strange events heralded in by magic gone awry! CLENCH the finely crafted weapon you just stole from some cultist dude! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it weird for God to contact me through a mosaic fish? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:13:53
September 7, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes
ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of time to... ah, to hell with it. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, and you're going DOWN, Jellicho Boing-Boing! It's time for a clown off! BEHOLD the dazzling street performances of wayward delights! CREEP through the undergrowth on your daring investigations! UNCOVER the awful truth that underlies the mysteries at hand! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what kind of stuff should go in a sandwich to maximize its healing potential? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
02:00:55
August 31, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes
There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such a fuss in the streets, dressed so brightly and shouting so loudly! Hope you've paid your tab... we're about to split the party, everyone! VANQUISH the dreaded Worm-Demons! INTERROGATE the hay sandwich eating thug! SNARL at the familiar faces you really didn't want to see! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... it's not morally wrong to flirt your way into selling junk at an unreasonable price, is it? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.
01:56:60
August 24, 2020
Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks
Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad ha