Dix in your Life

After a brief hiatus, we're back!

This week we go over our favorite walk up songs which leads to Eugene contemplating a career as a rapper. Oh and Joe doesn't know that Transylvania is a real place.

This episode we recount our "glory days" living in the Valley and give our opinion on the future Los Angeles Olympics.

We start things off light hearted with some discussions about pie and Lil Wayne's birth name, but things quickly take a serious turn when we start discussing politics!

After a long break we are back! Tune in as we give our takes on the Billionaire Space race and food poisoning!

Bill Cosby is free, but Brittany isn't, so you know we're discussing that. As well as the homeless problem in Los Angeles.

This week we're on our TMZ vibes as we discuss the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, the controversy surrounding Drake Bell and the Free Brittany movement. Enjoy bitches!

This week we go into the origin of the term "The Jakes," plus some of the stuff we're currently watching and a bunch of other bullshit.

For this episode, Eugene battles with his inner dickishness and tries to be nice to Joe for a whole episode. We'll see how long it lasts...

This week we go over our favorite brunch drinks, tales from our childhood, and some of the garbage we are currently watching!

This week we get excited by the return of Bennifer and give our thoughts on Elon Musk and SNL not being funny anymore.

This week we get political while discussing gas prices and the dead presidents we would want to have lunch with... While they're dead...

This week we talk about the plethora of holidays in May and the Chinese rocket crashing into Earth!

If you were every curious what our favorite Lil Debbie snacks are, this week we're doing a deep dive into the world of sugary processed snack cakes! Plus our thoughts on Aliens and Disneyland opening back up. Yeah, this episode is a little all over the place...

This week we talk about what's going on in our lives, The Oscars (against Eugene's wishes), and some super boring sports!

This week we go over our not so favorite childhood meals and praise the under appreciated brilliance of Titty Boi, AKA 2 Chainz.

This week we mourn the passing of DMX and Prince Phillip, plus a lot more.

After a week off we are back to discuss federal holidays, shrooms, and  bidet's!

This week we give our thoughts on the Deshaun Watson allegations, Leif Garrison, and the new Zack Snyder Justice League!

This week we're discussing racial slurs and the proper way to eat a banana.

With all the Dr. Seuss drama going on, we thought we would give our take on Cancel Culture. As well as some other off topic nonsense that you should all be familiar with by now.

This week we welcome back Eugene from the dead and talk about Ted Cruz and the latest updates for Joe's Crackhead Neighbor!

This week Eugene talks a bunch of shit about Charlamagne tha God and the Super Bowl Half Time Show. Meanwhile Joe shows he still doesn't know shit about birds. 

A conversation about Super Bowl ads quickly turns to conspiracy theories about the chip industry. Plus we go over some of our favorite Super Bowl snacks and much more that will leave you more unsatisfied than opening a bag of Lays only to realize half of the bag is air!

After a little break, we are back! This episode we catch you guys up on the current shenanigans in our lives, go over our Super Bowl predictions, and give our thoughts on Wandavision.

We're talking sports, movies/TV, and the latest shenanigans from Joe's Crackhead Neighbor!

Plenty of hot takes on this episode, ranging from the NFL playoffs, the riots at the US Capitol and the number one question on everyone's minds: Is Ciara a hermaphrodite?

It's 2021 and for our first episode of the New Year we're seeing who makes the best margarita!

Our last show before Christmas and  we're discussing everything from ghosts, The Mandalorian Season Finale, our favorite Christmas songs, and plenty more. Happy Holidays, you bastards

We discuss our favorite and not so favorite holiday traditions as well as our least favorable Christmas memory. Plus a review of some of the big announcements from Disney Plus Investors Day last week!

It's the beginning of December and Joe's favorite time of year! This episode we discuss some of our favorite Christmas movies while drinking/reviewing the Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack. Plus a lot more dumbassary, enjoy!

Joe and Eugene go head to head in a Thanksgiving leftovers contest, judged by our unlucky taster Jacob.  Tune in to find out who is the superior cook and who is a jive ass turkey!

Joe tries his hand at being an asshole this episode which lasts a whole 1 minute and 33 seconds. Speaking of hands... He has no idea what the hell to do with them this episode! Check it out!

Eugene talks about the time he almost became best friends with Jason Mantzoukas till Joe inevitably screwed that up. Give a listen to hear the story and all kinds of other shenanigans. Prost!

Hot Damn! The boys are back after a brief hiatus! Things get dark on this episode recorded on Devils Night (10/30). Tune into hear us discuss the Dodgers World Series win, The Mandalorian, Halloween, and plenty more!

Are turkeys and penguins birds? Tune in to find out!

Check out the first episode of the Dix in your Life podcast and get to know the two dudes behind the mic! Features a guest appearance from Fullerton the mouse.