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"Don't Listen to Us!"

"Don't Listen to Us!"

By Shawn and Melissa King
This is the place where Shawn and Melissa will talk about whatever comes to mind. :) Email us at dltu@yml.me
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"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 50
(Shitty audio - sorry!) Drugged up Bridge players, reading diaries, traveling to Lisbon!
1:06:16
March 3, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 49
Therapy at work, Amber Alerts, and online dating!
1:17:16
February 24, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 48
Melissa's passport, Australian slang, naming a cockroach after your ex!
1:03:28
February 17, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 47
20 places to visit, Self-surgery in Antarctica, Snow Day!
56:49
February 11, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 46
Big announcements,the dangers and joys of riding a motorcycle, and Melissa gets caught speeding!
1:04:55
January 28, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 45
The Gillette ad, the 5 best toys of all time, and The Sex Show!
59:17
January 20, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 43
An apology to Vito, agreeing with Shawn, and rude piano playing!
1:02:25
January 13, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 42
Babies in pubs, things we never learned in school, and tricking your kids!
58:32
January 6, 2019
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 41
"Thinking good thoughts" on the last show of 2018!
1:05:19
December 30, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 40
Christmas traditions, nuts, smells, dragons and our 1st Australian Anniversary!
1:06:31
December 24, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 39
Ghosts, 50% off, and Abcde - poor kid!
1:03:07
December 16, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 38
Bridezilla, "technoference", forgotten niceties, baby names, and Christmassy countries!
1:06:01
December 10, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 37
Our 1st Anniversary, Christmas, poetic justice, and a way to prevent hangovers!
56:08
December 3, 2018
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 36
Raising daughters, chasing Likes, and being aware of/for women!
1:06:58
November 26, 2018
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 35
Humans as an endangered species, friendliest countries in the world, and wanting to be alone!
1:19:52
November 18, 2018
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 33
Part 1 and 2 - Melissa test drives a Tesla!
52:20
November 5, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 32
Shawn gets in trouble (again!), Halloween, 10 question to ask!
1:08:38
October 28, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 31
Fetish vs paraphilia, "I'll hurt you in your sleep", and teenaged trick or treaters!
54:46
October 22, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 30
An anniversary, a $100,000 engagement ring and Shawn is too fat for Greek donkeys...
1:12:25
October 15, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 29
Banksy, naked mom photos, and old, bad TV shows!
1:12:57
October 7, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 28
21st birthdays, school uniforms, and aboriginal culture!
57:44
September 30, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 27
Arguing with friends, smiling, and dirty hands!
1:04:48
September 23, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 26
Erroneous zones, Canadian marijuana users, and Rory says hi!
1:05:22
September 16, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 25
We're moving to Australia!
1:10:21
September 9, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 24
The good old days, "self-discovery", and do rich people change diapers?
1:06:48
September 2, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 23
20 best selling albums, mass Tinder dating, and Australian Slang!
1:02:05
August 26, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 22
Paying rent, handwritten notes, and toxic men
1:07:01
August 19, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 21
Today - Henry Cavill, punching Nazis, and dealing with a 12 year old!
1:01:04
August 12, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 20
Today - "Poo-Pourri", words for travelers, and banning children!
1:10:20
August 5, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 19
Today's topics - buffalo mozzarella, "parental leave" for non-parents, should a woman take her husband's name after marriage?
1:02:40
July 30, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 18
Meeting exes, Bezo's billions, and "triple digit sightseeing"!
1:04:17
July 23, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 17
Hating on Curious George, Melissa wants to "see other people", and anger management...
58:30
July 15, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 16
Obituaries, a 17-year-old buying lingerie, and a $15,000 bridesmaid gown!
56:54
July 8, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 15
Hairstylists, crossing the border, "Leaving Ceremonies", and Happy Canada Day!
1:13:06
July 1, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 14
Today - Melissa in the nude, tolerance, and Freddie Wilson!
57:13
June 24, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 13
Today's episode - kissing, Warren Buffett, Ryan Reynolds, Father's Day and travel tips in Lisbon!
1:03:30
June 17, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 12
Yard work, "Happy Wife", and more bad advice!
59:55
June 11, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 11
Bird out of the nest, small town living and more (awful) advice from us!
1:00:42
May 28, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 10
The Royal wedding, birthday spankings, and vacationing in Lisbon!
59:34
May 20, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 9
Mother's Day, finding $10,000, and Analog vs Digital clocks!
59:29
May 13, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 8
Snoring on a plane, cross-dressing, and broadening your horizons through travel!
58:13
May 6, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 7
Today we talk about just what kind of an idiot Shawn is, the best dog breeds, and getting "unvaccinated"!
1:14:52
May 1, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 6
Today we talk about marathon masturbation, expensive handbags, and the best places to travel!
1:04:07
April 22, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 5
Today we talk about being black at Starbucks, who can watch you give birth, and should I bring my kid to a tavern?
1:09:14
April 15, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 4
Today we talk organ donation, dishwashing duties and the dumb things men do!
1:04:46
April 8, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 3
Easter, wolf whistles, buying friends, and things you shouldn't do when traveling!
1:06:09
April 1, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 2
Welcome to the second episode of "Don't Listen to Us!" with Shawn and Melissa King. Email us at dltu@yml.me - we'd love to hear from you!
50:05
March 23, 2018
"Don't Listen to Us!" beta 1 for March 18th, 2018!
This is the first beta of a new podcast from Shawn and Melissa. It's the baby of Trash Talk. Email us thoughts, opinions, critiques, questions, etc to dltu@yml.me
37:22
March 18, 2018