The Morning Doo
By Donald Bennett
These are short daily episodes and I will try to keep each one about 15 minutes long. What are they about? I dunno I guess you’re just gonna have to listen and find out.
*NOTE*Podcast is best enjoyed while you yourself are also pooping!
Here’s what people are already saying!
“Oh you’re not serious!” -My mom
“I guess if it makes you happy.”- My girlfriend as she tearfully eyes the door
“Hmmm not bad actually, maybe I’ll listen to the next one”- You in about 20 minutes
The Morning DooAug 10, 2020
Do you say pecan or pecan?
Hello Doo Drops! Our producer is back once again to make fun of the host and entertain us with stories. Ellen talks about whiskey and I talk about vomiting. Plus ya know...other stuff too. Enjoy and stay safe!
ASStrology!
On today's Doo, I have the pleasure of s(h)itting down with both my beloved Emily, and our producer Ellen. We discuss why we are the way we are, and whether or not the stars have a say in it. Enjoy this steaming pile of fantastic!
Emily's First Time
My beloved joins me today as we delve into smart topics like history and science! Please enjoy my beautiful girlfriend's first time on The Morning Doo!
Solid but chunky.
Hello Doo Drops! Ellen is back once again, for some reason? We discuss whether or not Garfeild is sexy or not? I discuss my educational path so far, and some dark history from my college town. Ellen tries to get me plan a murder, but I get her back with some simple definition slams! Check out this steaming pile of fun!
Where were you on 9/11?
Hello Doo Drops! Oh dang absolutely crazy episode today my dudes! Today we have some dynamite guests, our Scrooge McDuckian producer, Ellen, and the people’s champion, Chris! We talk about how dumb people are, including who is the dumbest one of the three of us (spoilers it’s the one sitting on the toilet) and we have our first and only true crime conversation. Check it out!
BALLS!!!
Hello Doo Drops! Today’s episode has some sick content bro! Check out our guests, Producer Ellen and Golden Boy Chris! We talk about breakfast, drinking from bowls, and the bare minimum requirements of what it takes to make a cinephile. Enjoy!
Taste the rooster!
Hello Doo Drops! Producer Ellen is back again and we discuss my poor time management, and my spicy meal from the night before! We learn who Ellen’s favorite person is, and she tells us what she misses most. Start your week off right and enjoy this episode!
Frothy Dad Piss!
Hello Doo Drops! On today’s Doo we have Chris as our guest, and we once again talk about food, I’m starting to maybe see a pattern? We also debate whether or not Eddie Murphy had at least five good movies, discuss dad’s and their nethers, and remember our first boners fondly! Enjoy another episode before the weekend!
Poor Sleepy George
Hello Doo Drops! Today’s episode is extra special because I have not one but TWO gold medal guests, our producer Ellen, and host of The First Cup, George Howington. We experiment with multiple guest, talk about old trips, great food, and we hear one of Ellen’s many, many impressions! Enjoy!
Holdy Holdy!
Is Scotland a country?
Toilet Drinks?
On today's Doo, I have Chris back and we discuss his wiener again, and also is it okay to drink stuff while you're on the toilet?
Hole Lotion
Chris drops some steamy goodness onto today's podcast and makes a big splash. Listen up, as we gear up for the weekend in our fifth episode of The Morning Doo!
Poop Mouse
Today with me again, is our favorite guest, Chris! We talk about how we could send messages to one another through the pipes we are currently pooping in, and a lot of other shenanigans! So be sure to turn us on, and give us a listen!
1, 2, 3, CLAP!!!
Our third episode, our first late edition! Which pretty much means I slept in way too late. But not even the late start can stop this train! Enjoy!
THE DEUCE!
Episode number 2! THE DEUCE! And I have my very first guest!!! We caught up with one of my dear friends Chris Hansen(not that one). We had some technical difficulties but I still gave this podcast a solid 8! Enjoy!
Poolet
Welcome to my beginning! This is the first of many (knock on wood) of my podcast. Please join me on the porcelain won't you?
Trailer
Introductory episode of my new podcast. Please join me every morning as I discover life, one wipe at a time.