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Don't Tell Mum

Don't Tell Mum

By Don't Tell Mum

What happens when you get three siblings together, on microphones and hit record? We have no clue either! But what a ride it will be when you start listening to Don't Tell Mum! Join Kristen, Jake & Rachel each week as they discuss all kinds of things alongside letting you in on some of the wild (or not so wild) happenings of their childhood - but remember, the one rule of this podcast is that whatever is spoken about...Don't Tell Mum!
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The Most Unpopular Opinions!

Don't Tell MumJun 28, 2020

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47:56
The Great DVD Debacle
Nov 22, 202049:16
Housemate Horrors 3: Endgame
Nov 16, 202051:07
Buying Stupid Stuff
Nov 01, 202051:22
Spooky Halloween!
Oct 26, 202044:04
Rachel Is the Worst & Moral Dilemmas
Oct 18, 202058:32
Dreams Are Crazy
Oct 11, 202058:24
I Was Judged For...
Oct 06, 202043:28
OUR 20th (Million) EPISODE!
Sep 28, 202001:02:06
The Ultimate Reality TV Debate
Sep 20, 202045:17
Viral Memes, Smashed Screens & Criminal Things
Sep 14, 202052:47
What We Should Have Learnt in School
Aug 30, 202047:26
How to have a Difficult Conversation

How to have a Difficult Conversation

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel talk about a technique Jake knows to help ease difficult conversations - maybe... Rachel is slightly delusional, Kristen is concerned and we have our very first guest caller with their own secret to tell!

Be part of the show:

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @donttellmumpodcast

@kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Aya's podcast - @stagemumpodcast (All the World's a Stage Mum)

Aug 23, 202042:10
I Was Today Years Old...

I Was Today Years Old...

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel are reminiscing about all the little white lies they were told as kids and what may have not exactly been the truth! You guys send in all of yours too! And Rachel reveals a secret about one very awkward and dangerous moment with her boyfriend's mum.

Be part of the show:

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @donttellmumpodcast

@kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Aug 17, 202051:57
Ya Filthy!

Ya Filthy!

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel we're back with the housemate horror stories! Rachel continues the saga of "Shandy" and the crazy things she got up to whilst living with Rachel, the episode goes from G to R18 all too quickly, Mum shares who she thought would survive out of home and who wouldn't and Kristen shares another secret...ooooooO!!

Be part of the show:

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Aug 03, 202042:31
We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts!

We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts!

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel get a little spooky and scared about ghosts! Rachel gets so put off by the conversation she loses the plot, Kristen shares some listener stories, Jake can apparently see the future and its time for another rate it or hate it secret from Rachel.

Be part of the show:

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jul 27, 202052:22
Who The Hell Are We?!

Who The Hell Are We?!

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel back track to actually tell you more about them considering they totally flaked on doing that in the actual 'About Us' episode like 10 episodes back. Let's just say this episode is long and full of banter - so 100% everything you want from Don't Tell Mum!

Be part of the show!

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jul 19, 202054:10
The Weird Things We Do

The Weird Things We Do

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel dive into all the weird habits and things that they do and have noticed each other doing, not too mention we hear about all the weird things you the listeners do as well! Mum shares a story about Jake's popcorn feet and Jake brings to light one of the biggest secrets to date on the show!

Be part of the show!

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jul 14, 202044:42
The Most Unpopular Opinions!

The Most Unpopular Opinions!

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel are talking about unpopular opinions they have, share or the ones listeners have sent through, such as loving pineapple on pizza, The Lord of the Rings is crap & that Jake's feet smell like popcorn. Kristen also reveals that she may have unknowingly been involved in an orgy.

Be part of the show!

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jun 28, 202047:56
Fears, Phobias & Blackout Drunks

Fears, Phobias & Blackout Drunks

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel share their fears and phobias as well as the ones sent in by listeners! Jake and Rachel kick off the podcast by pissing off Kristen, it's unanimous that you should burn down a house if there's a spider, Jake recalls a story where he left Kristen and Rachel to be run over by a Zamboni and Rachel reveals a secret involving alcohol, a carpark and women praying. 

Be part of the show!

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jun 24, 202043:34
You Do What Whilst Travelling!?

You Do What Whilst Travelling!?

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel share some of their travelling habits and annoyances (mainly Rachel on that front), Jake prepares for the apocalypse, Kristen loves ice cream a little too much, the girls blast Jake for showing nothing but love and Jake reveals his dirty dirty secret.

Be part of the show!

Leave us a message about a childhood secret you want to get off your chest or a story you have about today's episode topic - www.anchor.fm/donttellmum

Or follow us on socials - @kristen.barros | @_jakebarros | Rachel remains anti-social...

Jun 14, 202046:21
Have You Ever Peed Your Pants?
Jun 07, 202040:20
About To Go Viral on Tik Tok
May 31, 202032:57
Housemate Horrors
May 24, 202028:50
Dreaming Big & Taking Digs
May 18, 202031:50
Shut Your Mouth Hole!

Shut Your Mouth Hole!

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel chat all things that annoy them, either in general or about each other! Rachel also discusses her close to mental breakdown over her boyfriend's annoying habit. Dear Ol' Dad is back again with revealing who had the most annoying habit out of the three and Rachel lets us in on a secret that Mum should definitely not find out about...all in all, this is a very Rachel episode (which she'll love...)

May 10, 202028:30
Favourite Things & Tiger Kings

Favourite Things & Tiger Kings

On this episode of Don't Tell Mum, Kristen, Jake and Rachel discuss some of their recent favs like Kristen's disgusting brownies, Rachel's new Shrek ranking of people and Jake's wife's obsession with Carole Baskin. They also find out who was the favourite child from dear ol' Dad, what everyone's been Googling this week and Jake reveals his present sneaking secret.
Apr 30, 202027:02
Hello From Us!

Hello From Us!

Welcome to Don't Tell Mum! This is the podcast where 3 siblings - Kristen, Jake and Rachel - get together to catch up, discuss the happenings of the world and share some secrets they've never told their parents! Glue that all together with some sibling banter and quality laughs and you're in for one hell of a ride!
Apr 30, 202033:51