DOUBLE DUNGEON

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about trigger discipline, everything smelling terrible, pranking our cat, and being aggressively told to stop looking at Queen Latifah. 

Rafe and Ari host. Double Dungeon celebrates 50 official episodes! They talk about The Frugal Gourmet, when payphones were free, The Denizen Bushwick, and a superspreading ninja. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a peanut butter fried chicken sandwich, a scam 8"x11" envelope, Ozy media being scam geniuses, and a gently used hamburger. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the real meaning of a burrito sized tortilla, Ryan Gosling's lack of acting ability, being an animal medication hipster, and stalking a new karaoke spot. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Jock Jams, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, the Tappan Zee Bridge, Deno's Wonder Wheel, and the origins of Lyme Disease. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a mystery sausage that has been sitting in the same spot for over a month, the Liberty Bell needs to be discarded, Elon Musk blowing up the moon to save money, and a brainwashing song that is getting heavy airplay.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about listening to No Doubt on the first night of High School, "Been There, Done That", people who complain about authenticity in recipes, and the Illuminati being behind a flood of bad Fast and Furious memes.a

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a portapotty with a gear shifter, braunschweiger, Richard Dawson kissing everybody, and slackliners in the park getting out of control. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the mystery of Eric Adams' residence, what actually constitutes "two" when it comes to snack wraps, and the lifting of COVID restrictions in NYC. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the maniacs that live in Miami, the corporate art style called Alegria, Rafe invents a conspiracy theory about fatbergs, and the story of the butt spoon is finally told. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about what a scam the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is, dreaming about being severely sunburned, the median home price in NYC, and why it's not a good idea to show mukbangs on giant TVs in your restaurant. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about quarter stick fireworks, cancelling Good Charlotte for cultural appropriation, feeding old people weed so that they can keep slaving away in the salt mines, and Billifer.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the perfect zoom food, calling into the Brian Lehrer show over 100 times in 20 minutes, April mosquitos, and Ari gets invited to an unnecessarily expensive birthday party. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about possible NYPD destruction of public property, highly prized sport fish that eat French fries, sitting next to the toilets on busses, and the objectively terrible dance moves of the 1960s. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Draw A Bird Day, dying on the toilet, drinking two coffees in less than 5 minutes, and the invention of extortion. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kung Fu, Hamburger Helper, helping the Open Streets program with a baseball bat, and the Pentagon FINALLY injecting people with microchips. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about ANOTHER looming toilet paper disaster, forgetting to put microchips in the vaccines, Wood Shop Guy, and pickled chicken legs. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about roasting a duck, dog poop in the 1970s, Joe Biden being entirely CGI, and whether or not Knuckles the Echidna is black. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Biden's dog biting people, bad bagels in NYC, the last visit to a terrible doctor, and tuna casserole. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about exciting bridges of the late 1700s, fake snow, actors with huge heads, and a seagull that ate a man's tongue. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Cuomo being tried at The Hague, the types of people you meet at the junk pile, and movie theaters reopening. They also get a ton of phone calls for some reason.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Democrats controlling the weather, banning social media influencers, Flavortown Kitchen, and straw hats at political conventions. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about snowy owls, Bud Zero, horribly stinky fish, and the Denver International Airport/Illuminati bunker.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expired coffee, a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, the nuclear football, and socks with rubber grips on the bottom. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about party rocking, the plight of being the owner of a multi million dollar property in NYC, The Office of the Former President, and Ro-Tel Chili. 

The first hour of today's show is presented in low quality for our non Patreon subscribers, and since we don't have a Patreon, that means everyone. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about splits of the perineum, a bus driving off a 50 foot bridge, Donald Trump's 5d chess plan for another 4 years, and zero ply toilet paper. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the most racist animal on planet earth, Christmas tree sadists, Jeppson's Mallort, and the end of the No Pants Subway Ride. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Trump Media replacing Social Media, 4 foot long poop streaks in their apartment, pasta heists, and sweet potato fries. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about squirrel attacks, tracking down excellent sausage, secret santa surprises, and a really terrible puzzle book. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about bathroom fans, a very fat and ugly wife's green card, Joe Biden's Face/Off, and they debate the term "skin hunger".

Rafe also rails against Planter's Cheez Balls. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the blando McRib, finally getting a new fridge jammed into their apartment, people wearing brownface in 2007, and Miguel calls in with a live poop reservoir update. 

Rafe and Ari host. Rafe gets the episode number wrong right off the bat, they talk about how their apartment is turning into a modern furniture storage unit, Smartphone Pinky, Cellino and Barnes getting the band back together, and poop filled M&Ms. 

Rafe and Ari host. On this mostly politics free pre-election special, Rafe gets emotional about vote shaming, they request a poop dna test, the Tesla Truck makes a surprise appearance, and New York announces its going to murder every landlord. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expandable carry on luggage, Among Us as pro-democracy propaganda, the scam behind "Let's Twist Again", and being an unlicensed child Popsicle salesman. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Bolognese sauce, get confused about Ice Cube and Ice T, discover an "IPA style hard seltzer", and they ride the COVID train. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about intermittent fasting, Cake Boss' easily preventable injury, ear inspections, the Lamborghini Urus, and the ENORMOUS jewel that they found. 

Rafe and Ari host. They are back from an extended vacation, and Rafe doesn't remember how to operate the show. They talk about civil war, Fearless Girl, running your phone through the wash, The Cool S, and fake Zoom glitches.

Also, remember to call your moms!

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the ritual Illuminati sacrifice of WWE Superstar Kamala, room temperature OK Soda, borenkool stampot, and the abundance of meat at the local grocery store.

Oh and they talk about diarrhea.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how Phil Collins songs are repetitive, the media telling people who like cash that they are stupid, the real conspiracy behind OK Soda, and the 13 reasons that Biden is apparently gonna win in November. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about alien DNA, bars getting tricky with their "food", Vice President Kamala Harris, and laundromat fires. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about wrapping your phone in tin foil, cakes that look like a roll of toilet paper, Donald Trump's super mega secret police, and the shape up scam at the barber shop. 

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the price of corn, the insanely cheap price of flights right now, the Washington Bullets, and a white elephant in the form of a JUUL sign. 

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! No real difference tho. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Pizza Hut ice, the declining population of fireflies, the top 3 worst places in NYC, and how they are being eaten alive by mosquitoes.

Rafe and Ari host. They talk about being out of coffee, the Macy's fireworks debacle, Dog Faced Pony Soldiers, and debate whether or not NYC will enter Phase Three on Monday.