DOUBLE DUNGEON
By Rafe
DOUBLE DUNGEONNov 10, 2020
Episode 52
Rafe and Ari host a king-sized episode. They talk about getting ready to move, tracking inflation through egg rolls, "There's No Such Thing As Bad Pizza", and Mookie the cat getting a job.
This is a link where you can watch this episode's recommendation, The Magic Crystal.
CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR 2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a barrel full of pickled kids, replacing a stolen nativity camel, hot Dr. Pepper, and the new alt-Christmas movie to watch.
Also, here's a direct link for Krampusnacht 2017, Rafe's Christmas music pick
EPISODE 51
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about trigger discipline, everything smelling terrible, pranking our cat, and being aggressively told to stop looking at Queen Latifah.
EPISODE 50
Rafe and Ari host. Double Dungeon celebrates 50 official episodes! They talk about The Frugal Gourmet, when payphones were free, The Denizen Bushwick, and a superspreading ninja.
EPISODE 49
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a peanut butter fried chicken sandwich, a scam 8"x11" envelope, Ozy media being scam geniuses, and a gently used hamburger.
DOUBLE DUNGEON 48
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the real meaning of a burrito sized tortilla, Ryan Gosling's lack of acting ability, being an animal medication hipster, and stalking a new karaoke spot.
EPISODE 47
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Jock Jams, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, the Tappan Zee Bridge, Deno's Wonder Wheel, and the origins of Lyme Disease.
EPISODE 46
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a mystery sausage that has been sitting in the same spot for over a month, the Liberty Bell needs to be discarded, Elon Musk blowing up the moon to save money, and a brainwashing song that is getting heavy airplay.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 7.7.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about listening to No Doubt on the first night of High School, "Been There, Done That", people who complain about authenticity in recipes, and the Illuminati being behind a flood of bad Fast and Furious memes.a
EPISODE 45
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a portapotty with a gear shifter, braunschweiger, Richard Dawson kissing everybody, and slackliners in the park getting out of control.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 6.15.21
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the mystery of Eric Adams' residence, what actually constitutes "two" when it comes to snack wraps, and the lifting of COVID restrictions in NYC.
EPISODE 44
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the maniacs that live in Miami, the corporate art style called Alegria, Rafe invents a conspiracy theory about fatbergs, and the story of the butt spoon is finally told.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 5.12.21
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about what a scam the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is, dreaming about being severely sunburned, the median home price in NYC, and why it's not a good idea to show mukbangs on giant TVs in your restaurant.
EPISODE 43
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about quarter stick fireworks, cancelling Good Charlotte for cultural appropriation, feeding old people weed so that they can keep slaving away in the salt mines, and Billifer.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 4.28.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the perfect zoom food, calling into the Brian Lehrer show over 100 times in 20 minutes, April mosquitos, and Ari gets invited to an unnecessarily expensive birthday party.
Episode 42
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about possible NYPD destruction of public property, highly prized sport fish that eat French fries, sitting next to the toilets on busses, and the objectively terrible dance moves of the 1960s.
EPISODE 41
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Draw A Bird Day, dying on the toilet, drinking two coffees in less than 5 minutes, and the invention of extortion.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 4.14.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kung Fu, Hamburger Helper, helping the Open Streets program with a baseball bat, and the Pentagon FINALLY injecting people with microchips.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 3.31.21
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about ANOTHER looming toilet paper disaster, forgetting to put microchips in the vaccines, Wood Shop Guy, and pickled chicken legs.
EPISODE 40
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about roasting a duck, dog poop in the 1970s, Joe Biden being entirely CGI, and whether or not Knuckles the Echidna is black.
DAILY DOUBLE 3.9.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Biden's dog biting people, bad bagels in NYC, the last visit to a terrible doctor, and tuna casserole.
EPISODE 39
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about exciting bridges of the late 1700s, fake snow, actors with huge heads, and a seagull that ate a man's tongue.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 2.23.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Cuomo being tried at The Hague, the types of people you meet at the junk pile, and movie theaters reopening. They also get a ton of phone calls for some reason.
EPISODE 38
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Democrats controlling the weather, banning social media influencers, Flavortown Kitchen, and straw hats at political conventions.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 2.9.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about snowy owls, Bud Zero, horribly stinky fish, and the Denver International Airport/Illuminati bunker.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 37
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expired coffee, a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, the nuclear football, and socks with rubber grips on the bottom.
DAILY DOUBLE 1.26.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about party rocking, the plight of being the owner of a multi million dollar property in NYC, The Office of the Former President, and Ro-Tel Chili.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 36
The first hour of today's show is presented in low quality for our non Patreon subscribers, and since we don't have a Patreon, that means everyone.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about splits of the perineum, a bus driving off a 50 foot bridge, Donald Trump's 5d chess plan for another 4 years, and zero ply toilet paper.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 1.12.2021
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the most racist animal on planet earth, Christmas tree sadists, Jeppson's Mallort, and the end of the No Pants Subway Ride.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 35
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Trump Media replacing Social Media, 4 foot long poop streaks in their apartment, pasta heists, and sweet potato fries.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 12.29.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about squirrel attacks, tracking down excellent sausage, secret santa surprises, and a really terrible puzzle book.
DOUBLE DUNGEON CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR 2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about mince pie and figgy pudding, Santa being from Brooklyn, Robin Hood living with the Ewoks, and pooping unicorn toys.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 34
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about bathroom fans, a very fat and ugly wife's green card, Joe Biden's Face/Off, and they debate the term "skin hunger".
Rafe also rails against Planter's Cheez Balls.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 12.7.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the blando McRib, finally getting a new fridge jammed into their apartment, people wearing brownface in 2007, and Miguel calls in with a live poop reservoir update.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 33
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about fact checking internet fact checkers, flushing food down the toilet, getting laid off AGAIN, and whether or not the cat peed in their mask.
ALSO: You may or may not be able to hear us in rotation at Cruzin' with Steak Radio. We accept no responsibility for any of the other content on that station, and in fact, maybe its best you don't tune in there.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 11.16.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the ravages of the NYC tornado, double yolked eggs, illegal underground boxing in the Bronx, and a particularly stinky chair.
Also, thanks to Izzy, here's a Double Dungeon playlist on Spotify with all of our bumper music
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 32
Rafe and Ari host. Rafe gets the episode number wrong right off the bat, they talk about how their apartment is turning into a modern furniture storage unit, Smartphone Pinky, Cellino and Barnes getting the band back together, and poop filled M&Ms.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 11.2.2020
Rafe and Ari host. On this mostly politics free pre-election special, Rafe gets emotional about vote shaming, they request a poop dna test, the Tesla Truck makes a surprise appearance, and New York announces its going to murder every landlord.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 31
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expandable carry on luggage, Among Us as pro-democracy propaganda, the scam behind "Let's Twist Again", and being an unlicensed child Popsicle salesman.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 10.14
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Bolognese sauce, get confused about Ice Cube and Ice T, discover an "IPA style hard seltzer", and they ride the COVID train.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 30
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about The Blockheads, Orthodox dance parties, the worlds largest prairie dog, shirtless Michael Landon, and Rafe's accidental gay pride bandanna.
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 9.29.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about intermittent fasting, Cake Boss' easily preventable injury, ear inspections, the Lamborghini Urus, and the ENORMOUS jewel that they found.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 29
Rafe and Ari host. They are back from an extended vacation, and Rafe doesn't remember how to operate the show. They talk about civil war, Fearless Girl, running your phone through the wash, The Cool S, and fake Zoom glitches.
Also, remember to call your moms!
DAILY DOUBLE DUNGEON 8.11.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the ritual Illuminati sacrifice of WWE Superstar Kamala, room temperature OK Soda, borenkool stampot, and the abundance of meat at the local grocery store.
Oh and they talk about diarrhea.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 28
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how Phil Collins songs are repetitive, the media telling people who like cash that they are stupid, the real conspiracy behind OK Soda, and the 13 reasons that Biden is apparently gonna win in November.
DAILY DOUBLE 7.28.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about alien DNA, bars getting tricky with their "food", Vice President Kamala Harris, and laundromat fires.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 27
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about wrapping your phone in tin foil, cakes that look like a roll of toilet paper, Donald Trump's super mega secret police, and the shape up scam at the barber shop.
DAILY DOUBLE 7.14.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the price of corn, the insanely cheap price of flights right now, the Washington Bullets, and a white elephant in the form of a JUUL sign.
DOUBLE DUNGEON EPISODE 26
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! No real difference tho. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Pizza Hut ice, the declining population of fireflies, the top 3 worst places in NYC, and how they are being eaten alive by mosquitoes.
DAILY DOUBLE 6.30.2020
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about being out of coffee, the Macy's fireworks debacle, Dog Faced Pony Soldiers, and debate whether or not NYC will enter Phase Three on Monday.