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Dumpster Talk

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A trashy podcast that will never work...
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Episode 17 – Nerf’d Smokes

Dumpster TalkOct 23, 2019

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24 - I Shove It Into My My Face and I Rub My Hand All Over

24 - I Shove It Into My My Face and I Rub My Hand All Over

A whole two years wrapped up into one mediocre return from the depths of the ongoing pandemic. The fellas sit around the table after a couple bowls of loud mouth soup discussing some current events, some not so current events, and of course issue some loose promises of sending out T-Shirts. Shoot a couple questions/thoughts over to info@dumstertalk.com and see if one actually gets sent to you!

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Apr 11, 202201:32:07
Episode 23 – Excuse Me Sir, Will You Buy Me a Shotgun?

Episode 23 – Excuse Me Sir, Will You Buy Me a Shotgun?

Another first Friday of the month is upon us and thus comes another Episode with Mikesmith and Justin “Baloney Jones” MacDonald.  The fellas announce the winners of the “Would You Rather?” contest, as well as chats about Cider, Apples, Security Guards, Killing Mice, Celebrity Endorsed Food Appliances, Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape, Agnostic or Atheist, The Bible Belt, The Drinking Age, Live Backing Tracks, “I am Gwad”, Centaur vs. Faunus, More Fingers vs. More Toes, Newton & Toot, Getting Unwanted Things in Your Snacks, Hot Tubs and of course a whole whack load of piss breaks…
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Nov 07, 202002:05:52
Episode 22 – You’re Definitely Gonna Find a Mallet at CBGB’s

Episode 22 – You’re Definitely Gonna Find a Mallet at CBGB’s

Hello again!  Another episode from the Fellas chatting about the Sex Appeal of Peg Bundy, Don’t Ask Biff “The Question,” Reboot, Ditched for a BBQ Adventure, The World’s Best Sound, Don’t Buy Travel Insurance, Baloney Jones Wants a Cat, Showing Up to a Party on the Wrong Night, Jump Man Hammer vs. Frog Suit, Impervious to Heat vs. Water Breather, Getting Stabbed with a Fire Poker, Screaming “WHYYY?” and The Contest for The Prize You’ve All Been Waiting For!
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Oct 02, 202001:39:19
Episode 21 – Top 5 Rules for Hosting a Party According to Baloney Jones

Episode 21 – Top 5 Rules for Hosting a Party According to Baloney Jones

After 5 long months, the fellas get to sit down and discuss McD’s Top 5 Rules to Hosing a Party. Wheelies. Junebugs. Bees. TV Shows. Street Fighter. Pornographic Greek Vases. The Royal Family. And of course even more nonsense…
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Jun 24, 202001:42:11
Episode 20 – Was that a bat? Nope, Never Mind … It’s Just Tron

Episode 20 – Was that a bat? Nope, Never Mind … It’s Just Tron

The fellas chat about Panic Attacks, Full House, Insane Clown Posse, McD tries to talk about Sports, Good Buddy Tron shows up to chat about Bond, James Bond and a whole lot of other chit chatting happens about the of the worlds most important topics…..
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Jan 23, 202001:55:48
Episode 19 – Baloney Jones and Friends

Episode 19 – Baloney Jones and Friends

Holy Shit a guest!
The fellas sit down with Leon Harrison from The Lazys. McD recounts screaming in terror, Music Talk, Aussie/Canadian Comparisons, Shit Talk, Short Celebrities, Hot Dog Vendors, Quiz the Jackass and of course the acapella rendition of Sandstorm you have all been waiting for.
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Dec 12, 201902:25:06
Episode 18 – Phoenix Talk

Episode 18 – Phoenix Talk

Welcome to another exceptional episode of Dumpster Talk! Join the fellas while they share their thoughts on Joaquin Phoenix, Animation, Bird Courses, Tom Green, Gary Glitter, Mushrooms, Dolomite, an Attempt at Improv and so much more.
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Nov 03, 201901:38:30
Episode 17 – Nerf’d Smokes

Episode 17 – Nerf’d Smokes

One month later… Two takes…. faulty wiring and a dead computer battery… But we made it!
For your listening pressure, here is a couple hours of Good Ole Fashioned Fuckery with the Fellas. Mcd loses his wallet in Portland, Doesn’t Recall a night in Florida, Canadian Smokes, Motorcycle Safety Tips, Mcd’s Knowledge of Dentistry & Obscure Golf Terms, Shitty Designer Backpacks & Weird Reality TV.
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Oct 23, 201902:02:27
Episode 16 – Jugs and Buns

Episode 16 – Jugs and Buns

After a half a year of screwing around the fellas got around to recording some brand new bullshit!!! Listen in while they chat about such things as Gal Pals, Obvious Fuck Fests, Shark Week, McD’s obsession with Nurses, IQ Test Scams, Commercials, Boner Talk, and of course Tom Cruise.
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Sep 17, 201901:21:37
Episode 15 – A Nasty Bucket of Used Up Clamshells

Episode 15 – A Nasty Bucket of Used Up Clamshells

Well it is finally here! We’ve entered 2019 with a brand new episode. This one comes a little late but not from a lack of trying! We attempted a 14th episode and it’s a bit of a mess to say the least. We talk about it here. Dive into the new year with with fellas as they discuss the Fire Festival, Oil Drilling, Glitter Bombs, Sharks vs. Horses, Tobey Maguire, Scams and a good ol’ fashion prank call to McD’s mom.
 
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Feb 22, 201901:31:38
Episode 13 – Hanging with Warwick Davis

Episode 13 – Hanging with Warwick Davis

Catching up before hungover Justin heads to Warkworth, ON, the fellas chat about “fans” and how shitty they can be towards the things they say they love. McD’s broken nose and how it makes him look like Jon Bernthal. This potentially being the last episode before the holidays leads to some talk of X-Mas movies. Bad weather camping. Wesley Snipes and his racist ad-libbing in Demolition Man. The boys tackle the important question, “Which wrestler would you choose as your dad?” And of course a whole lot more nonsense!<br />
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Be safe out there kids!<br />
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Dec 06, 201801:02:42
Episode 12 – Afterlife, Schmafterlife…

Episode 12 – Afterlife, Schmafterlife…

The Fellas are back at it again with another wild ride into their minds of wonder! Another disaster strikes McD, forcing him to gut his bathroom, but does that matter if we’re all in a simulation anyways? A wonderful rant about technology from McD, as well as how technology gets it’s revenge through a bluetooth mishap. Prepare for some hate talk about essays, the lottery and how addicted McD is to his phone. Couple rounds of Comageddon go down and a whole lot more, but definitely no mortgage talk, that’s been cut…<br />
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Nov 08, 201801:42:12
Episode 11 – COMAGGEDON!

Episode 11 – COMAGGEDON!

Better late than never they say… The fellas have been cooking up some new things (Or just fucking the dog… but who really knows?) and one of those things is called COMAGEDDON!! A new game the fellas have made-up to find out what they would do in random post-apocalyptic scenarios. Plus lots of other trash opinions about drunk tanks, good cops, bad cops, group yoga, and sleeping on sidewalks. Looking to piss off more people, McD calls on a professional fighter by trying to start a Podcast rivalry with The Justin Bruckmann Adventure. What a Ding-Dong…<br />
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Come and get it! COMAGEDDON!!<br />
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Oct 05, 201801:18:13
Episode 10 – Working on it. Together.

Episode 10 – Working on it. Together.

Back from their Euro-trip, the fellas catch up a little bit and then of course head off on more tangents. Get ready for more venting about Lucky Lake in Amsterdam. Hear about McD’s first panic attack in Mexico. An idea involving post-apocalyptic preparation gets thrown around. There’s some talk about the movies Waterworld, White Boy Rick and The Meg. McD laments over his most regrettable bowl of cereal. Also in there, is something about a hand job from Gary Busey?<br />
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Sep 17, 201801:17:44
Episode 9 – Don’t Get “The Hotdog Gyro”

Episode 9 – Don’t Get “The Hotdog Gyro”

AmsterDAMN Bees and the world’s laziest trailer park, Historical Prague and unsafe underground bars, Old as fuck Athens and a human playdoh factory in Mykonos. All this and more in a lovely little trip recap from the fellas recorded in Greece.<br />
Sep 01, 201801:10:43
Episode 8 – Schrödinger’s Drone

Episode 8 – Schrödinger’s Drone

The fellas track a few extra minutes in this episode before they head out on big European adventures. Some chats around the shitty jobs they’ve either quit or been fired from. Recapping the #terribletakes on George Thorogood and Karl Marx. McD’s very basic idea of what he thinks it’s going to be like in Greece. Weekend jailbirds asking “What are you hooping?” The excitement of a road trip through Cleveland and Dallas. Their thoughts on what they believe to be greatest inventions of all time and of course more nonsense to keep your brain spinning!<br />
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Aug 14, 201801:36:14
Episode 7 – Wyatt Earp Looking Mother F$%#ER

Episode 7 – Wyatt Earp Looking Mother F$%#ER

McD talks about almost going to prison. Our #terribletake on Karl Marx and George Thorogood. Does beer in a green bottle have a certain taste? Contemplating our favourite age. Oh, incase you were wondering yes, McD is feeling fine because of a couple hoots of “ACDC” green stuff…<br />
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Aug 06, 201801:12:56
Episode 6 – Green Bottle Flies and The Secret Pizza Man

Episode 6 – Green Bottle Flies and The Secret Pizza Man

Mikesmith and McD give their impression of the movie “Mother!” The first ever #TerribleTake on History. Acupuncture anyone? The mysterious secret pizza man, and a whole load of other nonsense from these two dingbats as usual.<br />
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Jul 27, 201801:18:22
Episode 5 – Blur it, Don’t Twist it

Episode 5 – Blur it, Don’t Twist it

More nonsense galore for you, friends! This week the fellas chat about a whole bunch of random stuff like sleep labs, ridiculous weddings, Denny’s, Is Elon Musk a hero or a villain? The Hoagie War. Oh, and Justin proves he almost knows all the provinces in Canada… Plus a whack load more of course!<br />
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Jul 20, 201801:22:51
Episode 4 – Brought to you by Ribfest

Episode 4 – Brought to you by Ribfest

Mike and Justin pretend they know a thing or two about hockey, then come up with new fangled ideas on how they would improve professional sports. Justin shares some of his “jokes.” Mike has to admit he’s also a huge ding dong, and the fellas share their thoughts on the Horror movie genre. Plus a whole lot more nonsense as usual!<br />
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Jul 13, 201801:05:40
Episode 3 – Up in Flames

Episode 3 – Up in Flames

McD tells the story of all the times his life has gone up in flames…. plus a whole ton of other hot garbage.<br />
Jul 08, 201801:24:30
Episode 2 – Kids These Days
Jun 28, 201801:01:57
Episode 1 – And we’re off!

Episode 1 – And we’re off!

The inaugural first voyage into the deepest dumpster of nonsense in the known universe. The first episode for Mikesmith and Justin “McD” MacDonald where the two sit down and see if they know how to talk directly into a microphone and properly record themselves. The content is a bit sporadic and there’s a few pops and peaks along the way (this has been ironed out for the next one!) We might not always make sense, but there is one thing for sure, you will be entertained. Enjoy.<br />
Jun 22, 201801:12:12