Easy 2 Swallow

By Easy 2 Swallow

We take hard to swallow topics and break them down into digestible bits so the truth goes down smoothly. Primarily based in Las Vegas with a pinch of Los Angeles, a smidgen of Orange Country, and a dash of Bulgaria.
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Communist Birth Marx

Easy 2 SwallowDec 27, 2020

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01:54:44

911 We Have an Emergency!

911 dispatchers are the heroes nobody really talks about. Deanna @sweetdee635 shares all her wildest calls from people dialing in to talk about conspiracy theories to teachers getting DUIs, and good looking sex offenders who you would never suspect making their check-ins. It’s no surprise many people had to pivot their way into a new career because of the pandemic. We also discuss the transition into her new career at a warehouse managing 250 people with strict Covid safety protocols where one wrong move can cost you your job. Naturally, the episode led in with dating frustrations so if you want to skip the noise and get straight to work, you can forward to about 19 minutes in, but we don’t recommend that. We recommend you take it all in.

Feb 08, 202101:30:10

The Return of Blue Waffles

On this episode you get parenting advice from 3 people with no kids. How ‘bout dat? Franki @infamousfranki sits down with us to talk about the importance of sex education, being open in relationships, and protecting your mental health. We bring back Ryan from episode 4 “First Class ALPHA Male” so Franki gets to share her side of the story. From moving to the West Coast from New Jersey, we cover the differences in culture and how humans tend to react across the map. If you’re down with the get down, stop reading this and hit play. Namaste.

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Jan 18, 202101:35:31

Communist Birth Marx

What is communism? We hear the term loosely being tossed around, but have you actually read The Communist Manifesto? Better yet, have you lived through it to tell your story? Mery’s mom joins us to tell us what it was like living in Bulgaria during the communist era. From groupthink to election fraud to travel bans and successfully dividing a nation, we compare similarities of the modern day USA to former communist countries.

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” — George Santayana

WARNING: This episode might be hard to swallow, but we recommend you pour yourself a tall glass of water to take it all in like a true comrade.

Dec 27, 202001:54:44

The Social Ban

Brandon Bass walks us through the ins and outs of being in Facebook jail. Having a dark sense of humor does not pair well with the Internet and sometimes ends up in phone calls from your local police department. We talk about censorship, how your personal and business reputations can be ruined in a snap, and how to pivot by making a new identity for yourself.

Brandon shows us the ropes of what it takes to be a bull rider. SPOILER ALERT: a lot of broken bones. Yee-haw! We top it off with some conspiracy theories and the hypocrisy of state politics mixed in with men rescuing other men at the bar. Everyone loves a mixed bag of nuts! In the end, a loud explosion goes off upstairs causing us to abruptly stop the episode. Brandon and Josh flee the scene and leave Mery all alone while they jet off to Las Vegas Blvd. Mery calls her mom to come over so she doesn’t have to face the spirits in her house alone.

Dec 07, 202001:49:08

TAINTed Love

We finish off last week’s episode by taking a deep dive into butthole sunning. Doctors advise against it, but wellness influencers are all over it. Josh is considering doing psychedelics for the first time. Mery offers to bring a charcuterie board to ease his nerves. This led us to believe we need an experienced moderator to monitor his first time. Could that be you? Shroomerator, where are you? Josh introduces his plans to run for governor while simultaneously telling us about the Venus Butterfly Technique. We love a well-rounded politician! Lastly, we tackle the pressing issue of how loud is too loud at the gym and in bed. Join us for round 2 of the episode titled My Big Fat Existential Crisis. What else would you rather be doing during lockdown than hearing our voices pour out from your speakers?

Nov 18, 202001:02:22

My Big Fat Existential Crisis

Josh resurfaces after being missing. Happy to report he found himself and now he’s back! It’s safe to speak on behalf of most people when we say our expectations didn’t meet reality in 2020. We talk about missed opportunities with SNL, going back in time, feeling like a failure when others think you’re successful, mask shaming and how damn hard it is to take a literal breath of fresh air without someone acting like you just killed the nation. How much compliance is too much compliance and what is it doing to our mental health as a society? This is part one of a two part episode where we get everything off our hairy chests and transfer it onto you.

Nov 08, 202054:43

Sports 101

Mery goes outside of her comfort zone and talks sports for almost two hours with Josh showing her good sportsmanship. We bring back The Mighty Ducks, A League of Their Own and other classic sports movies. We discuss boujee twists to sports outings in Vegas, such as getting to soak in a pool behind centerfield and the hottest golf caddies on the course. From basketball to baseball to golf, we cover every sport under the Friday night lights. If you don’t understand sports, this is your episode. If you understand sports, this is also your episode.

Sep 14, 202001:41:48

First Class ALPHA Male

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most alpha male of them all? Ryan shares his vision of the ideal woman that he will use as breeding stock to create his army of perfect children. He will never put a ring on it though. Ladies, listen to see if you fit the qualifications and are ready to be a part of an 18-year investment.

Aug 30, 202001:13:36

Cancel CULTure Vultures

Vultures are large birds that eat the flesh of dead animals. Similarly, a vulture can also be used to describe a person that’s eager to take advantage of another person and prey on their weakness. Today’s cancel culture has gone too far forming cults comprised of vultures that aim to rip everyone and everything in their path until there’s nothing left. Have we become too sensitive as a society? Or do we actually gain pleasure from seeing other people fail?

In this episode, we discuss everything from canceling men in the #MeToo era to canceling a can of delicious beans while simultaneously mistaking Norway’s flag for a Confederate flag and canceling that too. Consider this episode canceled.

Aug 16, 202001:13:13

Anal = Marriage

Danielle Seagrave @daniellecandice_ joins us to talk candidly about her love of men with red flags. We dive deep into hard to swallow topics such as daddy issues, ghosting, anal and other things that can be hard to take in as we navigate dating during this unfiltered 2 hour journey. We also did some trigonometry mixed with algebra (which makes no sense) to ultimately conclude that E doesn't equal MC(squared), but instead Anal = Marriage.

Aug 02, 202002:10:08

Vegas 2 LA

Josh and Mery talk about what it's like to inhabit two vastly different, yet similar planets in this battle of Los Angeles vs. Las Vegas. We discuss the species, inconveniences and oddities of two of the top visited cities in the U.S.A.

Jul 19, 202059:54