Effin' Cultured
By Bobby, Griff, and The Rik
Effin' CulturedMay 14, 2024
Fermented Fruit 36: Street Fighter (1994)
The boys are joined by Mike from The Neatcast for this one. We get annihilated, and review the 1994 film, Street Fighter. Why are there no street fights? How good is Raul Julia? Do we... Do we hate JCVD? All these questions plus a whole lotta nonsense in this one! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
A Wild Hair
This is a weird one folks...
The boys are all over the place this week talking about
Wild Hair
Ribs
Fender Benders
Beans
Food News
and Bad Bluey
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Dickmata
Bobby, Griff, The Rik, and Craig are all here, tired, and rambling on about their crazy weeks, and much more! We discuss:
Toddler troubles
Breaks on stage
video calls
Jesus' spear
Brain Worms
Mozz Fries?
Grendel
and The Silent Man!
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Felize Fifth of May
It's Cinco de Mayo and the boys start by getting a bit offensive... oops
We talks Griffs opening (Ooo Baby)
Then Bobby gets serious for a bit... sorry
Then we talk some food news, Dead Simpsons, Priest crush, Dave and Busters, and we finish up with Crazy Triplet names!
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The Smegysberg Address
Eric joins us this week and we jump off the rails early. This week we discuss
Reggie Bush
Andy Tate's Peepee views
Petrified Cheese plate
Righty's a virgin
Cherry Bounce
and a horrid tattoo
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Tonight, the Fishes Sleep with You!
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking all sorts of craziness that includes:
Kelce's Ring
Chechnya tempos
Vagicures?
Free Chicken Sandwiches!
and Fish Taping Machines!
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Win Ben Stein's Podcast
Magic Board Books
Bidet of Antiquity
A Whole Bunch of Movie News
Pop Tart Combos
Poo Tossing
and Bluey!
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The Old Piss-Around
Happy 4th Birthday Effin Cultured! This week Rik and Griff talk about the best concert EVER, and Bobby talks about his son having a death wish. We also cover:
New NFL Rules
Eclipse and MJT
Sexcadas 2: The Reckoning!
Some food News
and a Bald Fugitive!
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Fermented Fruit 35: Major League 2 (1994)
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik bring in the new baseball season by getting nice and toasty and reviewing this 1994 sports comedy. Are we having fun with America's pastime, or is it past time this movie goes yard for good? Only time... and a lot of booze, will tell!
He's Stumped
We're all here and ready to talk all about:
The Poohniverse!
We cast our own Greek God MCU
New Dew
Applebees is king?
Wonka update
Movie News
and some crazy news stories involving Witches and insurance fraud
We finish with a scene from Romeo & Juliet "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir!?"
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Bidet, Mate!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Third week in a row we are full of nonsense and silly voices! We talk about:
Bobby and Griff's theatre happenings
Rik's new LPs
Hundreds of Beavers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39iu2YW-oM
Food News
ROBOTS! https://www.tiktok.com/@realbrianmello/video/7346366539752344862
Aussie Potty and The Ranch of Dr. Moureau
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Cream of Meat
The boys talk about our weeks and the events that brought us to this recording. We also talk a bit about:
Breakfast
Sports
Megamouth Sharks
Debbie Downer
National Ranch Day
Razzies
and some wild news!
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The Trial of Giuseppe
We're back with a doozy of an episode! Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk all about:
Whale News
Wonka?
Everest's waste problem
Let them eat flakes
Ice Football
and Florida Man Games!
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Fermented Fruit 34: Kung Pow- Enter the Fist (2002)
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! We get messed up, and watch this 22 year old, Hong Kong Phooey...
Does this movie deserve to be rotten, or has it fermented? Give us a listen, and see what we thought!
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A Little Hurkle Durkle
This week we learn about Hurkle Durkle then we chat about
SweetPea and the Puppybowl
Stingray Jesus
Fantastic Four
big news in Tacos!
Mealy Griff returns for X-men talk
then we finish with some wild Florida News
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Happy Galentine's Day
It's Valentine's day! Join us in celebrating all things love including:
Terrible Dates
Chocolate treats
MFK Disney
Relationship advice
and a very special Valentines ending
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This Means War-tadella
It's a full house this week! Bobby, Griff, Rik, Craig, and Eric are all here and talking:
Buffalo Seltzer, Buffalo Lip Balm, and rooty tooty chips
World Soccer Championship in... Jersey?
Cheech and Chong Vodka
They found her!?
Malicious Meat
Grand Theft Horsey
and a deadly postcard!
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Fermented Fruit 33: Chillerama
Bobby, Griff, and Rick have a lot of fun with this one. We get nice and toasty, and review this ultimate drive in horror anthology. Can we survive Wadzilla, a giant city destroying sperm? Can we make it out without being turned into a Ware-Bear!? Will we be able to breathe after witnessing the Diary of Anne Frankenstein? SHOULD THIS MOVIE BE ROTTEN!?
Join us, and find out!
All Swifties Matter
Bobby, Rik and Griff are here and talking
Jason and Taylor
2024 Death List
Kanye Jaws
Tons of Movie news
New Billy Joel!
MENtal Health
Pauly Simmons
and CRAIG joins us!
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In-N-Out Manimal Style
Griff is getting over sickness, Bobby is just getting sick, and The Rik Abides. This week we talk about:
Memal juice and Manimal Meat
EGOT winners
Non Alcoholic White Claw
RIP Fruit Stripe
AI Carlin Special
and Gasms...
GASM GASM!
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The Big 200: Establishing Dominance
EPISODE 200! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are here talking
200 straight weeks!
Establishing Dominance
we get 2 special calls
Tetris magic
Food News
Florida Lawsuits
and some shows we're catching up to!
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Steamboat Cummy
Happy New Year!
Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk about their holidays and the fantasy league, then we they discuss:
New Doggy years
Playing Cat God
Steamboat Cummy
DUMB LAWSUITS!
Then we discuss 2023 entertainment, and emd with some resolutions!
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Fermented Fruit 32: Trapped in Paradise (94)
Tune in, and find out what we thought!
Happy Effin' Holidays, Y'all!!!
Bambi's Bologna
Bobby demands you put respect on Huddleston's Santa Claus!
Then we talk a whole bunch about
Butt holes
Bambi
Bologna
Naval Reserve
UK KFC
and some fun news stories to round out our Christmas week!
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Every Inch!
Bobby talks colonoscopy prep then we talk about the sickness going round
Then we cover some crazy news including:
New McD's concept!
Limp Bizkit and who?
Semi Circle Madness
Beach Vibes
Crappy Car Thief
Taco Bell Hell
and a Cat trying to kill its owner!
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The Effin' Christmas Roast of Rankin Bass Santa
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are joined by Mike and Deuce from The Neatcast, The return of Eric D the Dairy King, Their friend Ken, and Eric Poch from You Didn't Ask For This to lay waste to all your favorite Rankin Bass Christmas Characters! You'll want to tune into this one, it's FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
Turcules Turcules!!!
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are back from Turkey day.
Bobby is searching for an updated Wake
We discuss the aftermath of Thanksgiving
A little food news
and then we meet the mighty Turcules!
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Ooooooooo Ah Ah Ah Ah
All 4 guys are here this week and were talking about:
Death Protocol
Cuddle Clones
Hibernating Hampsters
Metal for Orcas
McCrocs
Snoop quits
Happy Gilmore
and some Hillbilly Target Practice
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Ennui Au Jus
Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are here for another laugh filled episode! This week we discuss;
New Christmas Movies
Live action Zelda
Ohtani Mania!
Snake Soup Pie
Costner's child support
Australians getting bit and biting
and Russian Snow Penises!
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Schmears for Beers
All 4 guys are back!
This week we talk about:
Aldi Madness
Terror from the Deep
90's children Marry
Tay Tay's a Billionaire
Smear Beer
Smear Madness
North Dakota "True" Crime
and we finish with a BRAND NEW GAME!
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Fermented Fruit 31: House of Wax (05)
It's Halloween, time for Bobby, Griff, and the Rick to get a bit toasty and review a horror movie! We may be more messed up than ever before! Sorry in advance! What do y'all think, is this Paris Hilton classic rotten, or fermented!?
Effin' Cultured Does NOT Live Here
We're back and this week we are discussing:
Sickness and Nightmares
4th grade whoops
Halloween Body Counts
Bluey Rip Off
Korn and ADIDAS
Stuffing a Stuffy
and Florida Man News
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Hiberbation Period
Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking about;
Ricks snip snip
Rolling Stones top guitarists
Top Treehouse of Horrors
Emergency Pizza
Fighting a Grizzly
The Iron Claw
and other wild news stories
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The Wet Wink
Bobby is flying a bit higher this episode... by like 5mgs, and he takes Griff and Rik along for the ride!
This episode we discuss:
switching positions
Burger King
Fat Bear Week
new music
an interesting measurement
A horrifying wedgie
and some crazy news...
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Teardrops on The Rik's Guitar
After 16 weeks, The Rik has returned! Let's celebrate by talking about:
Politics?
Tay & Travis
We review this years Mtn. Dew Voodoo
Buh Bye DVDs
More Taylor Puns
400 lb stingray!
A NEW APPLE!
and RIP Tim Wakefield (aka Curt Schilling is the worst)
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Just the Two of Us
It's just Bobby and Griff, we have a surprise guest stop in for a bit
This week we tackle:
Inconveniences
Irritating Gaming
A new Coke tasting
Wieners are back, and... gummies?
We Gonna Die? Starring Producer Craig!
Aussie Humor?
Romans?
Florida Kids
Some Crappy News
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The Sound of Weatherproofing
Drew has covid, Bobby has Shingles, and The Griff abides!
This week we talk:
NFL quick hits
Hambone Awards
The End of Days
Broken Caulk
A Crazy short cut and we finish with some Florida Man news
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Sharts on a Plane
Laura is back and joins Bobby and Griff to talk about:
Work Woes
Fuzzy Xbox
Kanye getting nasty
Brady's new gig
Martin Short Hate
A crappy flight
and some florida man/bear news!
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HiroBEEma
Craig's baby is here! Since he's on leave, Mike from Neatcast joins us this week!
Lot's of word play, and no remorse for some sad news this week, which includes:
Troubles with Rent
Freakin Bees
Sad Music News
Air BnBaseball
and an epic fight over a 4 wheeler!
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Fermented Fruit 30: Small Soldiers (1998)
Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Dean are getting ripped tonight!
We are watching the 1998 sci fi comedy Small Soldiers! Celebrating 25 years of Commando and Gorgonite existence.
I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning! Did we think this movie should be rotten, or like a fine wine is it fermented? Come on in, and find out!
What's Your Toon?
We are joined by AJ from Nutmeg Junction!
We talk about:
Florida Woman Forensics
The Craziest Marathon of all time
Rockin Bud Lite
Dunkin Punkin
Tye Die Pizza
Then we re-imagine the zodiac signs as cartoon characters from our youth! I'm a Daffy Duck!
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The Crawling Method
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and they are TIRED!
Bobby shares WAY TOO MUCH about his vacation to the Jersey Shore
then we talk about:
Aphantasia
An unfortunate realization about a toy
Spiked Dunkin
BK snack wraps
McDonald's being McDumb
HQ Video game news
and a spider closing down a supermarket!
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Roach’s Rectal Relief
Bobby, Griff and Craig do a little late-night recording before Bobby leaves for Wildwood! Topics on the docket for this week include:
RIP Paul Reubens
Asteroid mining
An unfortunate pool fiesta
Sunbears and Secret Zoo
MTG’s One Ring and the Chief Uno Player
Florida Man news
An unfortunate highway fiesta
Imposter-N-Out
Winona Ryder cameo kidnapping?
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Oh, The Hugh Manatee!
Griff is back and crushing it with jokes!
This week we talk about;
Griff's vacation
Movies
Country music
Mustard Skittles and other food news
Sex dolls
Manatee "love?"
a fun game of golf, and the most famous Craigs!
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BiCARius
Bobby and Craig are Joined by Eric and Laura this week! They discuss:
RIP Tony Bennett
Romney is Effin weird
Attack of the NPC craze
Dunkin's summer swag
Ornery Otter
Car Love
and we discuss the most famous Eric's and Laura's
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Was This Before or After Fighting the One-Legged Man?
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking about all sorts of goodies!
We talk about Heat Stroke
The WGA/SAG strike
Burger King News
Nic Cage trailers
Urban Romance
crime unpaid
and Rankers most famous Matthews
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Always a Wiener to Me
Drew joins Bobby, Griff, and Craig this week to talk about:
Seacrest's Wheel
a Deadly Binge session
Hot Dog News
dumb Brits writing about "dumb" American foods
and a ton of toy related movie news!
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Fermented Fruit 29: National Treasure
Happy Birthday America! (and The Rik!)
Bobby, Griff, Dean, and Mike from the Neatcast, all have a little too much to drink, and review the 2004 Nic Cage blockbuster, National Treasure.
Does Cage bleed ink? WILL SEAN BEAN DIE... AGAIN!? Why would the captain be guarding THAT barrel?
All those questions and much more being answered here, including wether we think this movie should be rotten or not...
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Trouble With The Scurve
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking a whole bunch of nonsense about:
The Submersible.... yeah, we know, everyone is talking about it
6,12,18,24 challenge
We try the newest Coke flavor
Who played baseball?
Mormon's attacking Nevada!
Who's greatest hits?
We finish by trying to guess ranker's list of top 10 Roberts and Bobs
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You Can't Say That on Radio!
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are back this week to give their love to Rik's new baby boy, and to talk about:
24 hour play festival
Cadaver Caper!
I'm Not Dead Yet... yet.
Sidekicks Sequel!?
THE NEWEST ULTIMATE SWEAR! (We learn new slang that leaves us spechless)
Street Fighter Easter Egg
Food News!
And a Professional Child Shamer
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