Elementary Springfield
By Lauren Bok and Claire Sullivan
Elementary SpringfieldNov 29, 2019
I Love Bok
We watched Season 4 Episode 15: I Love Lisa! A Valentines Day romp where Ralph Wiggum choo choo chooses Lisa with disastrous consequences. Bok loves that chalky chalky love heart candy and still bites her nails, Claire was a nosepicker as a kid and loves Killer Pythons. Both took time to reflect on slash retraumatise themselves with childhood and teenage romantic situations. They gush over this heartfelt and heartbreaking episode.
Claire From Another Planet
We watched S04 E14: Brother From Another Planet! Homer and Bart get Big Brothers/Little Brothers, Lisa is obsessed with calling the Corey Hotline. Both talk first crushes: Bok's was Devon Sawa, and Claire had a crush on Jeremy Sumpter and used to kiss the DVD cover of Peter Pan, and Bok laughs about that for a full 10 seconds and stands by the decision not to edit it out. We drift into HacklessGate* territory in a spirited discussion on when the moon is not in the night sky. Who is right? technically both of us, but try telling us that. This episode was a bit meh, because Tom Cruise isn't in it.
*HacklessGate is a discussion in a previous episode in which Bok basically gaslights Claire into thinking Chief Wiggum said 'Hackless' instead of 'Hatless' and was fiercely corrected on social media.
Every day we try to do better.
Except today.
Bok's Choice
We listened to S04E13: Selma's Choice! There's like 3 different storylines going on here!! Selma wants a baby, Homer wants a sandwich, Aunt Gladys wants a bit of bloody peace and quiet! Claire thinks having cool teenage daughter would be nice, Bok tells a story about a heirloom that turned out to be not an heirloom at all, and both absolutely love Space Mountain. Fun Fact: Conan O'Brien came up with the name 'jub jub'!
Elementary Springfield's new home
Hi all
On our hiatus we got suspended from our host who ended their free plan scheme.
While we sort out bringing our back catalogue back to the people, we'll be back real soon.
Consider this space under construction!
love you,
bok and claire
Elementary Springfield
Claire vs. The Monorail
Homer's Triple Bokpass
Claire's First Word
Mr Bok
New Claire On The Block
Bok Gets A Job
The Bokky and Clairey Movie
Clairehouse of Bokkor III
Bok The Beauty Queen
Claire The Heretic
*sorry about the audio, it was our first remote recording!*
Streetcar Named Bok
Theme music by BJ Morriszonkle (bjmorriszonkle.bandcamp.com/)
Kamp Klaire
New theme music by BJ Morriszonkle (https://morriszonkle.blog/)
Brother Can You Spare Two Claires
N.B. This episode was recorded in The Before Times, and has no COVID19 references.
Bok's Best Friend Falls In Love
The Claire-o Show
We are doing comedy shows! Come!
Claire Sullivan - TOAST RAT
FringeWorld Perth
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Lauren Bok - It's A Long Way To The Bok (If You Wanna Sausage Roll)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Bok Widower
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www.wildlifevictoria.org.au/ Wildlife Rescue (VIC)
www.cfa.vic.gov.au/home Country Fire Association (Victoria)
www.rfsa.org.au/ Rural Fire Service Association (NSW)