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Hot Takes with Hot Cakes

Hot Takes with Hot Cakes

By Em and Marina

We are just two people who love to eat food, drink mimosas, and give opinions that no one asked for but were too good to keep to ourselves. Join us for Sunday Brunch!

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Instagram: @htwhcpodcast
Email: htwhcpodcast@gmail.com
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E02: Em is Totally Not a Furry

Hot Takes with Hot CakesMar 08, 2022

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E24: Thirsting Over our Favorite Celebrities Once Again...

E24: Thirsting Over our Favorite Celebrities Once Again...

This week we are talking about the 6 degrees of separation we have, or don't have, from Kevin Bacon! Come along and find out what Em's favorite baby food flavor is, and which celebrity Marina's dad unknowingly called the cops on!


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Nov 21, 202257:25
E23: Addressing the Drama... (feat. A Villain Origin Story Sandwich)

E23: Addressing the Drama... (feat. A Villain Origin Story Sandwich)

HA! Never said it was our drama....

We're back, baby! Join us this week as we catch up on what's been happening in our lives over the past two months! Our favorite Youtubers broke up and we debate the pros and cons of attending our high school reunion. Also, the topic is the evolution of friendships (more like "the evolution of two ADD stream of consciousnesses trying to stay focused but also catching up.")

Thank you to everyone who continued to listen to our show even during the hiatus. It means a lot that you are still active with our content even when it's been a while since we've contributed. We look forward to getting back to our normal schedule of Em posting way too late on Sundays!

Follow us on Instagram @htwhcpodcast and email us with your hot takes at htwhcpodcast@gmail.com!

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Oct 17, 202201:22:20
DO NOT PANIC! (feat. Getting our Sh*t Together)

DO NOT PANIC! (feat. Getting our Sh*t Together)

I repeat: DO NOT PANIC! Mo and Em have both made major moves to different places recently and, as a result, do not have their shit together. The podcast is on a brief break to give us some time to pre-record episodes so we can be more consistent for our dear listeners, and we will return within the next few weeks with some awesome new takes for everyone!

Please feel free to relisten to any of your favorite episodes in the meantime, and we look forward to gracing your ears when we return!

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Aug 29, 202201:13
E22: Mo Whips Out Her Carrot and Other Adult Things

E22: Mo Whips Out Her Carrot and Other Adult Things

Short and sweet episode for you today, lovely listeners!


Mo and Em are in the thralls of adulthood as Mo cooks for herself and Em gets set to move to Chicago, so what better topic to cover this week than "adulting"! Em and her sister have an engagement ring strategy and Mo is actually 43 years old. Ekko also makes his presence known.


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Aug 15, 202228:02
E21: How Not to be a Party Pooper (feat. A Party Renaissance)

E21: How Not to be a Party Pooper (feat. A Party Renaissance)

Have you ever wondered what it's like to party? Well, so have we, so we did it and are now reporting back with our hot takes. Stay safe out there folks, have fun, but whatever you do, don't be the party pooper!


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Aug 09, 202245:02
E20: Destroying Our Student Debt With A Trolley (feat. Blue Ibuprofen)

E20: Destroying Our Student Debt With A Trolley (feat. Blue Ibuprofen)

IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR THE MARTIAN EPISODE!

(Jk, just trying to get Mo's attention).


Join Em and Kris (aka Blue Ibuprofen) who is subbing in for Mo this week as they solve moral philosophy! Em kills a baby twice (accidentally) and Kris spoils yet another show over the course of a half hour (also accidentally). No one is safe, not even robots and lobsters. This week we're tackling Absurd Trolley Problems!


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Trolley Problem Game Link: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/HTWHC

Jul 26, 202244:41
E19: Marina's Statute of Limitations and... Did You Just Say Incest?

E19: Marina's Statute of Limitations and... Did You Just Say Incest?

Have you ever wondered if you were "that person?" Well, we're here to tell you that most likely you were "that person," but don't worry we've all been there. Listen to us rant about things we find annoying and, whatever you do, don't play Wonderwall for Marina. Stay til the end for a rollercoaster of a story that, yes, explains the title. 


Listen to the podcast here, and follow us on social media:

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Jul 21, 202201:13:16
E18: Mo Says "Draft Me" (feat. Em's Smooth Brain)

E18: Mo Says "Draft Me" (feat. Em's Smooth Brain)

Look who's back! And posting later than ever!

Marina has dubbed this the "Summer of Reboots and Sequels," so naturally we're going to talk all about them this week! Em has some spicy hot opinions about Spirited Away (which, ironically, are just as confusing and winding as she found the movie), and Mo brings the heat down on the new Star Wars and Jurassic World movies. Lion King 1/2 is given severely high praise, and Top Gun is NOT, in fact, a secretly gay movie.

As always, please follow us on Instagram @HTWHCPodcast and send us your hot takes at HTWHCPodcast@gmail.com. Links can be found via our LinkTree below.

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Jul 11, 202201:05:28
Roe vs. Wade Response: Podcast Blackout

Roe vs. Wade Response: Podcast Blackout

In response to the Roe vs. Wade ruling this past Friday, we've decided to suspend the release of this week's episode and opt to bring awareness to this tragedy by giving our listeners resources for themselves and their loved ones who may find themselves in need of an abortion in America.

As always, thank you for listening, and please stay safe.


Link to the NY Times article: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/24/opinion/abortion-roe-activism-how-to-help.html

AidAccess.org: https://aidaccess.org/

If/When/How: https://www.ifwhenhow.org/

Miscarriage and Abortion Hotline: https://www.mahotline.org/

Digital Defense Fund: https://digitaldefensefund.org/ddf-guides/abortion-privacy

Reproaction: https://reproaction.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/CPC-Action-Toolkit-2.0.pdf

INeedAnA: https://www.ineedana.com/

Clue: https://helloclue.com/


Jun 26, 202205:29
E17: We ARE the Patriarchy and Our Most Chaotic Episode Yet

E17: We ARE the Patriarchy and Our Most Chaotic Episode Yet

Honestly, we tried this week to give the Pride episode of our dreams, but Mercury was in retrograde so instead come experience what might be our most chaotic episode yet! Riddled with missing recordings, Ekko being the center of our attention, and of course us trying to eat dinner as well (excuse any eating noises)! Click the link below to follow us on all our socials! And join us this week for some hot takes with some very hot cakes!

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Jun 19, 202201:06:48
E16: Our Flag Means Gay (feat. Mo's Tiny Pride Desk-Flag)
Jun 13, 202201:06:25
E15: The Original Gaslight, Gatekept, Girlboss and the Metric System of Gators (feat. M'theydy)

E15: The Original Gaslight, Gatekept, Girlboss and the Metric System of Gators (feat. M'theydy)

Wait a second, this isn't Em?? It's Emily and Marina!! Join our special guest Emily and Marina this week as we dive into some of our favorite cryptids and mythologies. Tangents occur (of course) and Marina tells everyone her deepest darkest secret about alligators. Join us as we talk about Thunderbirds and Sirens and get lost in time talking about college, car troubles, Percy Jackson, and so many other things that have almost nothing to do with our topic!


As always find us on social media and check out our linktree for all the helpful links to all our socials!

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Jun 05, 202201:19:16
E14: Lance, Get the Boat Ready! (ft. A Sucky Tim)

E14: Lance, Get the Boat Ready! (ft. A Sucky Tim)

Thanks for joining us again! We're back with a discussion on first dates (and terrible dating experiences in general). Marina describes how "Tim" sucks and Em royally screws up her first date ever. 


Follow us on Instagram and watch the Youtube video through the link below (Youtube videos are released on Mondays).


Linktree: https://linktr.ee/HTWHC

May 29, 202201:02:11
E13: Em's Fixated on Fish Fillet Abs

E13: Em's Fixated on Fish Fillet Abs

WE GOTTA FEED JASON! Mo and Em dive into their top eight (not ten, for some reason) celebrity crushes! A lot of shade is thrown at Pete Davidson, and being a doctor on a TV show totally means you are a qualified medical professional in a zombie apocalypse. Speaking of which, stay to the end to hear Em and Marina create a zombie apocalypse survival team out of their lists. 


As always, follow us on Instagram and send your hot takes to our email! The links are accessible via the Linktree below. Thank you for listening!


Linktree: https://linktr.ee/HTWHC

May 22, 202201:04:34
E12: Release the Kush Lizard (feat. Flard Merriwether)

E12: Release the Kush Lizard (feat. Flard Merriwether)

Welcome back everyone! Mo is out this week, but Em has her brother Ryan on as a temporary co-host and man, if you're only here for Mo this episode may not be for you. Be prepared to be hit with a one-two punch of Jennings rambling as Em and Ryan talk about... honestly couldn't tell you the topic of this episode. We think it's the woes of customer service. Ryan exposes Chick-Fil-A drive-throughs and Em doesn't look good in a baseball hat.


Follow us on Instagram and tell us how hot you think Ryan Reynolds is by emailing us at htwhcpodcast@gmail.com!


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May 16, 202201:13:36
E11: We Should've Cut the Whole Episode

E11: We Should've Cut the Whole Episode

Bring your holy water ear drops today everyone, the Cusp Kids have some SPICY takes today on the socially acceptable/unacceptable. Em has found a video so foul that Mo made her cut the description from the episode, so everyone thank Mo for defending your sweet little ears. Creeps are everywhere and we continue to be your resource for money making tips (seriously, that's a joke.)


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May 09, 202201:01:09
E10: Easily Em's Most Embarrassing Episode (feat. Mo Cringing Out of Her Mind)

E10: Easily Em's Most Embarrassing Episode (feat. Mo Cringing Out of Her Mind)

Welcome back to Hot Takes with Hot Cakes! This week Em's mouth tastes like a Hobby Lobby, and Mo lets her MinneSOta flag fly. Pants are pissed and crushes aren't kissed. In case you couldn't tell, this week's topic is Awkward Interactions. 


Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @HTWHCPodcast and send us your hot takes at HTWHCPodcast@gmail.com!

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May 02, 202201:11:07
E09: Welcome Back to Hot Takes with Beef Cakes!

E09: Welcome Back to Hot Takes with Beef Cakes!

Welcome to another totally normal episode of Hot Takes! Your normal hosts discuss overrated and underrated video games. Slander is sloughed at Mario Party and Overcooked, and praises are sang about the EDM of Lego Lord of the Rings.

Special thanks to Kris and Dave for making this episode possible while Em had her face cut open and Mo was busy not sleeping thanks to finals. 

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LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/HTWHC

Apr 25, 202255:59
E08: Mo Teaches Em How Umbrellas Work

E08: Mo Teaches Em How Umbrellas Work

Buckle in, Brunchies, we got a long episode for you today! Em and Mo ramble about inconveniences, and Timothee Shamalamadingdong makes a surprise appearance to see the seals. You can create your own tier list of our inconveniences at the link below. Don't forget to follow us on our new Instagram page!


Tier List Link: https://tierlists.com/search?q=minor+inconveniences

Instagram: @HTWHCPodcast

Email: HTWHCPodcast@gmail.com

Apr 18, 202201:16:45
E07: Timothee Shamalamadingdong and Em's Kids Obama and Durian

E07: Timothee Shamalamadingdong and Em's Kids Obama and Durian

Something big happened at the Oscar's this year.... Encanto won best animated feature! Em finally admits she admires Hailee Steinfeld and Marina wins the Trying Her Best Award.


Email us your hot takes at HTWHCpodcast@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @htwhcpodcast. 

Apr 10, 202257:16
E06: Toby Maguire's Upper Cat Lip (feat. Blue Ibuprofen)
Apr 03, 202201:05:55
E05: The Origin of Cockman and Silverfish

E05: The Origin of Cockman and Silverfish

What do you get when you put two ADHD women in a room with a puppy and tell them to talk about dogs? You get the origin story of the soon to be renown super villain duo: Cockman and Silverfish.


Ekko has arrived and so have visual aids in our YouTube videos! Go check it out via our Link Tree below! As always, email us with your hot takes and we will read them in an upcoming episode.


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Email: htwhcpodcast@gmail.com

Mar 28, 202254:38
E04: We Swipe Left on Dating Apps

E04: We Swipe Left on Dating Apps

It's our fourth Sunday Brunch everyone! Today we are diving deep into the ups and downs (or rights and left more like it) of dating apps. Fish pics are welcome, mouth noises are not. Special shoutout to Kris for editing this episode, who decrees the theme of this episode is thunder (so blame him if your ears die at any point).

Mar 20, 202201:12:08
E03: We Get Angry at the Gym

E03: We Get Angry at the Gym

This week we talk about gym etiquette and how maybe you should take three big steps back if you stand too close to someone in the free weights section. Also Em hates tank tops and Marina debuts her Italian snarl.

We put out new episodes every Sunday! Please feel free to email us your hot takes at htwhcpodcast@gmail.com and rate our episodes on Spotify!

Mar 14, 202259:51
E02: Em is Totally Not a Furry
Mar 08, 202255:27
E01: Are We Gonna Talk About Bruno?

E01: Are We Gonna Talk About Bruno?

Join us for our first Sunday Brunch where we discuss our hot takes on the new Disney movie "We Don't Talk About Bruno"... I mean "ENCANTO". Augustine doesn't get enough recognition, and Abuela has been unfairly slandered!

Mar 08, 202255:23