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First Impression Roast

First Impression Roast

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Occasional enemies but lifetime best friends, siblings Billy and Emma Anderson hilariously teach you how to win the game of the bachelor.
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Episode 1: Here to Fake Friends

First Impression RoastFeb 10, 2021

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Episode 13: Folder? I barely know her

Episode 13: Folder? I barely know her

Emma and Billy are back to roast the premiere of Michelle’s season of the “Bachlorette”
Oct 25, 202101:00:23
Episode 12: You don’t know me until you’ve met my Aunt Lindsey

Episode 12: You don’t know me until you’ve met my Aunt Lindsey

Emma and Billy recap the finale of the bachelorette.
Aug 13, 202101:29:22
Episode 11: He’s a Front Runner, He’s a Track Star

Episode 11: He’s a Front Runner, He’s a Track Star

Emma and Billy breakdown the hometown horror on this week of the bachelorette. They talk cult attire, desert dates and getting too entrenched in the game. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast.
Aug 04, 202101:07:58
Episode 10: Why I am the way you am

Episode 10: Why I am the way you am

This is our longest and favorite episode thus far. We start off with a live between commercial reaction to the latest episode of the bachelorette and end with our thoughts after the episode.
Jul 27, 202101:42:41
Episode 9: Billy Hot Takes and the T-shirt Rage

Episode 9: Billy Hot Takes and the T-shirt Rage

Emma and Billy analyze this week’s game of the bachelorette. They argue over how the game will end, talk to their first guest and end with a game of Pass the Roast.
Jul 22, 202101:10:16
Episode 8: A roast of a roast

Episode 8: A roast of a roast

Emma and Billy roast the worst roast of all time as seen this week on the bachelorette. Emma describes a non consensual experience with a famous comedian on her first day in Hollywood, they both have therapeutic-like break throughs while critiquing the players of this season and Billy teases insider intel about who one of the players is currently dating. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast
Jul 14, 202101:07:14
Episode 7: Don’t make me Alex Cooper you

Episode 7: Don’t make me Alex Cooper you

In this episode Emma and Billy clarify their stance on religion, give you advice on how to win the game of the bachelor and debate who’s the Alex Cooper and who’s the Sofia Franklyn of the podcast. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast
Jul 07, 202101:06:09
Episode 6: Fantastic points with Emma, a show where Emma makes fantastic points

Episode 6: Fantastic points with Emma, a show where Emma makes fantastic points

What an episode!! Emma and Billy discuss everything from their family history and Pilot Pete Protection Loans to who the real manipulators are in this episode. Emma and Billy deliver some fiery hot takes on this episode of the bachelorette and end with a heated debate to decide once and for all: is Hannah Brown more christian or slutty?
Jun 30, 202101:07:41
Episode 5: Don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law

Episode 5: Don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law

Emma and Billy roast the men of Katie’s season of the bachelorette. They introduce you to Tim Dillon’s School of Fake Business, the fact that some men just wanna watch the world burn and why your girlfriend just doesn’t support small business. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast
Jun 24, 202136:06
Episode 4: ABC sacrifices another virgin

Episode 4: ABC sacrifices another virgin

Emma and Billy breakdown the second episode of Katie’s season of the Bachelorette. They discuss the shocking benefits of a muzzle and a xanax, the perfect amount of sluttiness and christianity for success and Billy gives a moving PSA about IBS.
Jun 16, 202130:43
Episode 3: We love a man that hides his face

Episode 3: We love a man that hides his face

Emma and Billy discuss the premiere of Katie’s season of the Bachelorette. They talk about the real winner of Matt’s season, to rv or not to rv and why we love a man that hides his face. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast.
Jun 09, 202125:25
Episode 2: O God, Strengthen My Hands

Episode 2: O God, Strengthen My Hands

Emma and Billy dissect this week’s episode of the Bachelor. They discuss why Hannah Brown is a bad friend, Emma’s theory behind Katie’s exit and debate the acceptable bible verses to post after a break up. We’re looking at you Clare. Follow us on Instagram @firstimpressionroast. New episodes every Wednesday.
Feb 10, 202134:58
Episode 1: Here to Fake Friends

Episode 1: Here to Fake Friends

Siblings and best friends, Billy and Emma Anderson recap episodes of the Bachelor through the lens of their strict Christian upbringing. In this episode they discuss this week’s fake apology tour, the contestants they hate and the acceptable uses of Bible verses in ones Instagram bio.
Feb 10, 202140:14