Emergency Intercom

Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and get in a huge fight that we had to cut out.

Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.

Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probiotics and consider creating an AI out of Drew for when he dies to keep the podcast going. 

Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Enya mansplains The Batman.

Listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends. Listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talking at once… listen to this episode if you want to hear 36,000 cuts…

Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by that

today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options…

HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!!

If u know u know and if u don’t tune in and learn or ur family will perish soon

Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY.....  Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.

Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convinced he blends in and wants to become a club promoter in Mexico.

Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it stinks

Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history.

Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dream?

This episode Enya comes out as a Republican and Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….

Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to this episode 3 times and subscribe to their Patreon so that their families can make money post their eventual passing...

Today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esque questions... you may view us differently after this.. seriously sinister energy 😐

Drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpired

Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves... also just lots of complaining you know what you signed up for with this.

Enya and Drew can't escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and Enya unlocks Drew's deep fear of space.

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it.

We are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!

Drew and Enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! You hate us by now, I'm sure...

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, death and flop era!

In this episode we discuss how badly we want to live in NYC. Yet again we prove we are awful people because we find normal human things embarrassing… Also prom is chill ur just being too cool.

Drew and Enya become even eviler versions of themselves. Be warned, there is a treacherous visitor who may cause flash bang like symptoms and memory loss in this episode.

this week we discuss our toxic traits and maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets Drew extremely angry

Side note: dentists aren’t real

How Enya fell in love with Drew and the events that transpired...

Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children.

Also lots of poop talk. Enjoy freak bitch.

Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way.

Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win?

Is Drew actually a bad toxic person who needs therapy? Yes. Does he care? Not one bit. Now listen to this episode and shut it dweeb.

While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.

In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!

from panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot

The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to us and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you. 

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.

Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please

In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).

Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.

In the wise words of Thundercat, Heartbreaks! Setbacks! Drew and Enya do a ten minute catch up of the hazy year that was 2020, and then immediately talk about... sex with Harry Styles and... the gender of a Baja blast? Who said pilot episodes weren't the best! See ya next week. 

Emergency Intercom, a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)