Fake Professional
By Fake Professional
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Fake ProfessionalApr 13, 2020
The Fake Finale
It's been a year and a half since the Fake Professionals took to the mic. Join us in our final episode to end the podcast in a pure, fake professional way.
Also, spoilers for Attack on Titan S4E19 between 2:05 - 2:13. Sorry not sorry.
More Tattoo Than Man
The fake professionals received a blessing from the random subject generator after last week's scientific blunder and discuss the world of tattoos. What tattoos they would want, how tattoos are perceived and the significance behind a tattoo are all topics in this jam-packed episode full of laughs! Come bring your ear-holes and tell us, what tattoo would you like to receive?
The Fake Physicists
Numbers? Science? Math? The fake professionals stumble upon a question that they truly are not qualified for. Listen as the duo try to make sense of scientific theories, thoughts & mathematical equations.
Minority Report..But For Babies
The fake professionals tackle moral and reasoning when faced with an unanswerable question. If there was a system in society that showed a new born had the likelihood of becoming a sociopath/psychopath, what do you do with them? Come join us in a new conversation filled with different ideas sparked from both theories of chaos and law.
Say Yes To Your Spirt Animal
what animal best animal represents you? if you say human that cheating!! But an acceptable answer I guess! but the Fake Professional has to say which animal they think most like them! but first lets name out favorite animals, and why penguins are so DANGEROUS!! SEROUSLY IF YOU SEE ONE RUN!!
You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression
They say first impressions are lasting impressions. Is this true? The fake professionals delve into another series of ideas and thought-provoking questions to discover what first impressions they have made within their relationships and society.
That Smell...A Smelly Smell That Smells...Smelly..
It happens to all of us where you're walking down a street and catch a whiff of that meal your grandma makes and it instantly sends you into memory-nostalgia. How does this work? Well the fake professionals try to break-down how smell affects your memory and what some of our favorite ones might be. Scratch and Sniff this new episode of Fake Professional which we hope sticks in your mind palace forever.
The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly Of Social Media
If given the choice, would you completely erase social media from your existence? What if you had to choose between social media & cinema? Does your favorite tv show outweigh your favorite moments from social media? Find out what the fake professionals have to say about all the good, bad & ugly parts of social media today.
Apocalypse How?
If you lived through the apocalypse, what would your "job" be? How would you maintain not only your life, but your survival as well? The fake professionals dive into another philosophical journey and discover it's not so easy to try/know what is the right way to start up a dying society.
"Had To Leave Before They Even Cut The Cake..."
In this week's episode, the fake professionals tackle ideas on the different types of music they listen to and whether they are deemed popular or obscure. How many artists are out in the world just waiting to be discovered by your ear-holes, but maybe get passed up on because we listen to the same 5 things over and over again? How has your music taste changed over the years? The fake professionals discuss all these ideas and more in an episode topped by red-velvet frosting.
Your Favorite Tv Show Sucks
The Fake Professionals give their opinions on shows that you should have watched by now and shows that maybe didn't live up to the hype. What show have you watched that you thought was overrated? Any shows you think never got any love? Maybe the Fake Professionals will talk about it!? Listen and find out!
Business Business Business Numbers Business!
Is this working? Yeah! This week, Mario & Sam discuss what type of business they would own if given the chance. The fake professionals have never been so different in their choices, yet come to agreements on the way they believe things should be run. An episode that touches on capitalism, veganism, & the return of an amazing sandwich discussion.
Swiping Right On Yourself
Mario & Sam receive a tough question, but turn it into a series of ideas, theories & self-awareness. Listen as the Fake Professionals discuss what it might mean to "Date Yourself" and how it is important to find people that not only are good, but also can open your eyes and compliment you.
We Fake Professionals, Welcome OUR AI Overlords
In a world where technology is ever-advancing, it might be possible it is advancing too fast. Mario & Sam dive into what technologies they are most excited for and the potential pros and cons of them all.
Mini-Sode! Friend (and fan?) Opinions On The Most Difficult Sport To Excel At!
Hello listener! The Fake Professionals hope to entertain your ear-holes for 30 minutes on responses we received on "The Most Difficult Sport To Excel At." Some people listed ones we talked about, but there are some that completely went over our heads from Episode 9! We truly enjoyed everyone's answers and we hope to continue to do this with more of our episodes!
#BlackLivesMatter
This episode is dedicated to George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Sandra Bland, Elijiah McClain, Ahmaud Arbery, Trayvon Martin & the countless other victims from police brutality & the systemic issues within our society. We take a look at how systemic racism continues to exist in the United States & how the justice system is not a system for all, but for those in power.
Sources for the information we talk about:
https://mises.org/power-market/police-have-no-duty-protect-you-federal-court-affirms-yet-again
http://howtobecomeapoliceofficernow.com/how-to-become-a-police-officer-in-utah/
https://post.utah.gov/prospective-officers/requirements-to-become-certified/
https://www.barber-license.com/utah/
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/george-zimmerman-netted-250-000-gun-auction-article-1.2647713
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3607507/George-Zimmerman-sells-gun-250-0000-mother-planning-pistol-son-birthday-claims-launched-auction-s-sick-HIllary-Clinton-s-anti-gun-rhetoric.html
What Is The Most Difficult Sport To Excel At?
Sports are tough, but how tough are they when you compare them to each-other? Mario and Sam dive into the sports world and dissect what it means to excel at a sport. Performance-wise, physical-demands and notoriety are all weighed to find out which sport is the most difficult of all. Our conclusion? Well, consider us both shook!
You can find us on anchor at anchor.fm/fakeprofessional !
Home School V. Public School: Dawn of the Social Cues
What is your opinion of home-schooling? Is a more-direct approach helpful and easier for children or are home-school children missing out on something essential that only public settings could give? Mario & Sam discuss the different benefits that both home-school & public school might provide and re-visit past examples that have shaped their beliefs today.
Also, Mario & Sam discuss the recent news on the Snyder cut and from the Academy.
Thyme to Cook?
How essential is cooking in a world where your next food delivery is right on your phone? The fake professionals talk about why cooking is an essential part of our everyday lives and include some of their favorite meals and how to cook them. Seasonings, dinner parties, cookbooks & more outline the different ways we prepare our daily bread.
Also, we know all the things that you like on twitter and how it keeps us in our own social circles. Hosted by anchor at anchor.fm/fakeprofessionals
Promo!
Hey listeners! We know how time-consuming and gut-wrenching of a decision it is to jump into a 60-minute podcast (especially now that everyone and their fathers are making them) so we decided to make this short 70 second promo to summarize what we are about.
Give it a listen if you wish and we hope you stick around! You can find us on twitter @FakeProfesh or Anchor at anchor.fm/fakeprofessional
Walk Walk Fashion Baby
Who are these fashion Gods that determine what is hot and what is not? Mario & Sam discuss what it means to be fashionable and if they know anything about fashion (spoiler; they really don't). Personal fashion, fads, cosplay, and more are just an inkling of what the Fake Professionals come up with. Is there one set of fashion for everyone to follow or are there different subsets as with everything else?
Also, is that taco you're eating actually a sandwich? We delve into our most controversial take on what truly is a sandwich.
Find us on anchor at anchor.fm/fakeprofessional
Are We There Yet? Why Traveling Is Our Favorite Hobby
The fake professionals believe they actually may have found a topic they know quite a bit about. Traveling! As self-proclaimed intermediate-level travelers, Sam and Mario discuss some of the best reasons to travel, while sharing some experiences that may not turn out to be the best (but mostly good things because we love to travel!)
Also, sports? Sports!
Editors Note: Because we truly don't know what we're talking about, when we speak about "On the Border" we meant the tourist trap that is actually called "South of the Border." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A Thorough Examination of Strange Occurrences
Strange events happen all the time in our daily lives, but are there rational reasons for them happening? Delve into another episode of Fake Professional where we discuss events that when you think about them, truly don't make sense. Paranormal activity, unreliable minds, chance encounters and more are discussed for our main topic.
We also take a brief dive into future technologies and how they can affect (or is it effect?) our lives today and catch-up on the tv shows we are currently watching.
How Do We Get Free Stuff?
What does it mean to get something for free? In this week, Mario & Sam throw out ideas of how people receive something for free...some crime might be included. Also, the Fake Professionals realize they have strong opinions on Subway and other sandwich shops.
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Who From The Past Do You Wish Were Still Around?
Dive into Mario & Sam's first podcast episode where the main topic of discussion is a look back on past-relationships and how things could be changed in the blink of an eye. Also, a quick-look at the 2020 box-office movies and other media entertainment.
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