Fantasy Unclean

Week 18 is bringin the bullshit, and so are we.

Hit-em up style.

Dropping some week 14 betting and fantasy knowledge.

Dropping some week 13 betting and fantasy knowledge.

Dropping some week 12 betting and fantasy knowledge.

Dropping some week 7 betting and fantasy knowledge.

Dropping some week 6 betting and fantasy knowledge.

Dropping some week 5 betting and fantasy knowledge.

The Corn star Tyreek Hill. The Swift revival. And much much more.

Who knee'ds a knee? Chubb. Chubb needs a knee.

Hello Darkness my old friend, it me... Aaron. Putting fantasy football knowledge to some money-makin use.

Let's goooooooo. Hittin them week one picks, droppin some fantasy knowledge, and ticklin your insides. Wassup.

Apparently we just gave up posting the show. Here's the pre-super bowl predictions.

Hard not to be romantic about football. 

Love her or hate her, Fantasy Football is one cruel bitch. 

The world burns... and I drink.

Are you there God? It's me, Despair. Don't start Deebo, JT, Hurts, and Pierce.

If you stayed with us through the season, and followed our advice very carefully... you're probably not in the playoffs.

Winners and losers... mostly losers. Just ask our wives.

Playoffs are on the horizon, Darrell Henderson is out, and we all fight to the death for our spots in the brackets. 

Week 11 previews, Warzone 2, and hilarity of the lowest order. 

We're back in the studio and all the better for it. Shitty advice for your equally shitty team!

Hey idiots, did you watch NFL week 7? If not, you're in luck because we're about to break it all down for you. And by "break it down" I mean give you a condescending explanation of why Russell Wilson is still a piece of shit pick and Christian McCaffery is a god. So sit back and enjoy the stupidity of your fellow man.

If you're wondering if your team is even shittier than last year, you're right. But it's not ALL your fault dum dum, so listen closely as we tell you why.

New Night Same Bullshit: Let's do it. We're moving to Wednesday night because honestly you guys probably don't care because everyone in the world has the same takes on every player within a few degrees. So no more waiver talks; just injuries, news, betting lines and shenanigans. Welcome to the show.

Recapping the horrendous week 4 injuries, and breaking down your week 5 games. Seahawks win a game, but somehow improve their draft position thanks to Russell Wilson!

How do you dig yourself out of your 0-3 hole? What do you need to do to stay on top of the mountain? Listen up buttercup, because we're about to learn you something. 

Week 2 recaps and week 3 predictions. Keep up to date on all the important info to make your shitty team less shitty. 

Justin Jefferson is going to pick you up, carry you to a championship, and stay for a nice cuddle after. Cam Akers, not so much. God's and Asshat's, so stick around. 

After 40 days and 40 nights, we're finally through the desert. Bless us for thou hath granted us Football on thy holiest of days... and Thursday and Monday. The Football gods once again shine their blessed light upon our faces, and it is good. 

The cuts start coming and they don't stop coming. And follow along in our PPR 12-Team draft!

Never change your socks on gameday, and never update your equipment on the day of the pod. We hit you with the quick and dirty notes of the week. 

Want to play Fantasy Football, but don't know where to begin? Don't feel like a dumbass all by your lonesome, feel like a dumbass with us! Get your basic understanding of Fantasy and have a few yucks along the way.

The offseason sucks, so you should play Dynasty. Learn how to suck in a whole new way!

Ret. Judge Robinson has delivered her recommendation, and now we wait for the NFL's reaction. Training camps are in full swing and we already have the casualties. Come, take a seat, grab a beer and light up your spliff Fantasy Unclean is back baby!

Deshaun Watson appears to be getting off... get it? The slow grind of the offseason continues, and we talk Baker, Watson, Dan Marino, and of course Mark Rypien.

This guy is just the worst. We get into the Wide-Back debate a little more and what to expect from Tony Pollard's news as a slot guy. That and further shenanigans ahead.

The dead lull between Draft and the start of real practices in July. We struggle to survive. We grasp at straws. We drink more booze. Join us.

NFL news, tidbits, and delicacies. How do you feel about these rookies now that the dust has settled? Who do you like as a a year two target? All that and other idiotic stuff ahead.

We talk rookies and placement. We talk overall draft grades. We talk Hummingbirds and Dolphins. 

We go through the NFC and detail what the offensive needs are for each team. AFC is stacked now, so the void in NFC is real. A few teams need little, most teams need everything.

This week we talk about the AFC and what each team needs to be to stay competitive in the toughest conference. The conference of the have's and have-not's. We also give our projected standings of each conference. Come with us and drink to our futures!

Where to begin? The sky is falling in Seattle. Tom Brady has retired. Devante Adams is a Raider. Tom Brady unretires. Deshaun Watson has a new victim as he absolutely assaults the Browns front office and takes them for everything they have. 

What a weekend of football! We recap the the Conference Championship's and talk a little about the upcoming Rams vs. Bengals Super Bowl. Oh and how Scott dominated the post season fantasy league. 

The end is within sight, that explains all the depression. Conference Championships are here and we carry on with our post season fantasy football analysis. 

We have the results of Week 1 of our Patent-Not-Pending Post-Season Fantasy Football and needless to say, Scott is a legend once again. Killin it. Plus other football news.

Postseason is here! If you haven't played postseason fantasy football, then you're missing out. Keep your season alive!

Recapping the season's worth of bets, as we grieve our lost weeks and seasons. What keeps hope alive is the last glorious ride to Valhalla across the Rainbow bridge we call Post-Season Fantasy Football. We draft next week!

Week 16 proved that even the best laid plans fall the fuck apart. Semi-Finals filled with backups, did you make it to the championship? I did, so suck it. Listen up to grab that crown, and teabag your league into the ground. 

Semi's are here, COVID is back with a vengeance on your league, and we have answers. Full blown answers.