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Faux NewsOct 30, 2020
Bloomers for Boomers
We’re impeaching again! But also we have news on cancel culture, COVID, the political pillow fight, YouTube pranks, and more! Plus, a GOP senator with her take on the impeachment trial, and Elon Musk joins us to talk finance.
We are taking next week off!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Taylor Boes and Farrell Tatum. Co-created with Seth Hart.
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I Think Helen Keller Was Real
The Faux News crew launches their “fauxnly fans” this week and covers the party divide in Congress, more on the Capitol siege, the Wall Street Reddit movie, the bumpy COVID vaccine rollout, Helen Keller Tik Tok, and more! Plus, we’re joined by Taylor’s lawyer uncle and Marjorie Taylor Greene defends her conspiracy theories!
Keep an eye on our Twitter to know when we live stream our next recording on Twitch! It’s becoming a weekly ritual for anyone who wants to see the pod get made!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Taylor Boes and Farrell Tatum. Co-created with Seth Hart.
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Coup Caught On Camera: Myanmar Woman Goes Viral For Dance Video With Surreal Backdrop
The Brunch Season
It’s a new season for Faux News and we’re louder, faster, and funnier than ever before! This week we cover Biden’s first days in office, the Reddit stock squeeze, the insurrection, genitals, and more! Plus, Tucker Carlson joins us to reveal some Biden controversies, Lauren Boebert explains her job, and a Biden super fan tells us what excites her.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Taylor Boes and Farrell Tatum. Co-created with Seth Hart.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Faux New Year’s Rockin’ Pod
In a special New Year’s episode, we look back on our favorite stories of 2020: the pandemic, the uprisings, the fascism, the murder hornets, the WAP, and so much more. Plus, we’re joined by Matt from 2019 to talk resolutions and present Rudy Giuliani with the man of the year award.
We are taking an extended break and will return in 2021!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
The War on Christmas II: Stay at Home for the Holidays
In our second annual Christmas special, we re-examine our holiday traditions in light of the pandemic tearing apart our country. Featuring stories about Santa super-spreaders, Christian victimhood, Dolly Parton, raw-meat sandwiches, and more! Plus, we’re joined by COVID Christmas carolers, take a peek at the hottest new movie on Disney+, and share a few songs for the season.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
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Slate: The “War on Christmas” Is About to Make the Pandemic Exponentially Worse
Jennifer Weiner, NY Times: A Fake ‘War on Christmas’ and the Real Battle Against Covid
Riz Rollins, This American Life: It Takes A Nation Of Santas To Hold Us Back
Noodle Rings and Ding-a-Lings
This week we’ve got the latest on Trump’s attempted election overthrow, extra-dumb conspiracy theories, squirrel-related penis fleas, weird COVID stories, homophobe schadenfreude, and our weirdest holidays yet! Plus, we're joined by Ivanka Trump to talk pardons and a Georgia Trump supporter dismayed by the GOP.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
A Big Bad Best of Sketches Episode
This week we're taking another break, but fret not! Matt has compiled a big bunch of his favorite sketches from the last year just for you and your listening pleasure. Hear from the likes of the useless mask creator, the Trump cultist outside Walter Reed, the CEO of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, prominent 2020 figures like Joe Exotic, Mitch McConnell, Mike Pompeo, and so much more. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Delusion Is One Hell of a Drug
Before the Thanksgiving break, we cover the culture war over men in dresses, Trump’s continued coup, the COVID holiday crisis, the Pope’s Instagram, and more! Plus, we’re joined by a right-wing luminary who thinks liberals are cancelling Thanksgiving, and a mom doesn’t get why her son isn’t coming home.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
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The Thanksgiving Myth Gets a Deeper Look This Year
South Dakota nurse tweets about dying COVID patients who refuse to believe the virus is real
Because I said I would: A COVID-19 Public Service Announcement
What’s Good For the Golden Goose Is Good For the Gander
We cover the dramatic rise in COVID cases across the country, Trump’s dumb coup attempt, more right-wing election conspiracy theories, chicken news, and more! Plus, we’re joined by Trump’s event manager to explain the Four Seasons debacle, and John Kasich tells us the winning strategy for Democrats going forward.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Rest in Peace, Russian Sausage King
We might not yet know the official outcome of the 2020 Presidential election, but this week we dive deep into the voter suppression efforts, the fallout from the Trump camp, weird right-wing conspiracies, and more!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum. This week's sketch written by Taylor Boes!
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Halloweelection Special
Halloween may be a bust this year, but in this very special episode of Faux News, we’re going to make the case for Election Day 2020 as the scariest holiday of the season - and maybe our lives. We cover Trump’s sad rallies, voter suppression, right-wing terror, and so much more. Plus, we’re joined by Freddy Krueger to talk Republican morality, a ghost that haunts a frat house talks student health, and some Trump supporters say why Biden terrifies them.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
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Hayes Brown, MSNBC: The data predicting a big Joe Biden win are no match for Democrats' anxiety
Jeff Sharlet (The Family) explores the “Anti-BLM” flag and its fascist significance
Karl Casey - White Bat Audio, who made the amazing 80s horror synth wave tracks used in the episode.
It Was a TUCK!
As the election winds down, we discuss secret bank accounts, scary emails, and sexy heart attacks. Plus, we’re joined by Tiffany Trump to hear what a good dad she has, as well as Rudy Giuliani once again defending his actions.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
I’ll Just Give Ya a Big Fat Kiss
It’s an episode all about kissing? This week we cover yet another email scandal, herd immunity, voter suppression, and more. Plus, we hear from some Trump supporting twin sisters, Biden’s youth outreach director, and our intern has a problem.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
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Executive Super-Spreader Celebration
This week we cover the fallout from Trump’s COVID diagnosis and his infectious festivities, the VP debate, a terrorist plot in Michigan, and a new-age chastity belt. Plus we hear from Rudy Giuliani, a Trump cultist, and our conspiracy experts for the latest Trump/COVID theories.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Hypocrisy, Fascism, and Voting After Dark
In a sexy, late-night session, our crew looks at the Supreme Court drama, Trump going full-on authoritarian, the Breonna Taylor charges, and more. Plus, we’re joined by Mitch McConnell to tell him he’s a hypocrite, a Democratic strategist on overcoming fascism, and listen to words from Ellen Degeneres.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
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The Atlantic: What if Trump Refuses to Concede?
Mother Jones: The Cop Who Quit Instead of Helping to Gentrify Atlanta
Up-Play That Virus, Baby!
This week on the show: forced hysterectomies at the concentration camps, the COVID vaccine, Trump’s ABC town hall, vehicular manslaughter, a Bug’s Life, and so much more. Plus, we hear from a Californian refusing to leave because of antifa, and a Green Party spokesperson tells us why they are not a tool for the GOP.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
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Maggie Mae Fish/Cracked: How America Accidentally Invented The Nazis
Anti-mask protesters invade South Florida Target store, chanting: ‘Take off your masks!’
Magical Wonderland of Police Brutality
This week we look at Trump avoiding panic by lying about COVID, more mask warriors, BLM jewelry, the Princess Bride, and more. Plus, we’re joined by the mom behind the devastating gender reveal party in California and a vet who thinks Labor Day should have been for the troops!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Bonus Fauxnus: Meat, Jetpacks, and the Vagina Candle
Featuring content and conversations cut from our September 4th episode (Radical Left Progresso), we chat about meat news, jetpack news, and even more about the Goop Vagina Candle. Plus, Pete Buttigieg joins us to talk about his new podcast.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast with new episodes every Friday. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
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Radical Left Progresso
This week the news crew takes a look at a myriad of Trump stories featuring fascism, fear-mongering, and soup; Pelosi’s haircut, Kim Jong Un’s crush, and the Goop vagina candle. Plus, Dick Hunter on antifa and a New York resident declares the city dead.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Vaudevillian Authoritarian Extravaganza
This week we cover the RNC, protests and violence in Kenosha, baby penguins, and weird Tik Tok trends. Plus: how to protest "correctly," Seth Hart on Steve Bannon, and we figure out who exactly Scott Baio is.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
The Faux News Commercial Capitalism Caricature Compilation Variety Half-Hour
This week the news crew is taking a break, but don’t fret! We present to you: the best of our advertisement parodies since our start in November 2019. Our ads cover everything from the Democratic primary, the Trump impeachment, the War on Christmas, and of course, COVID’s impact on conspiracy theories, the economy, and corporate messaging. Enjoy and we’ll see you next week!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Wet A-Word P-Word
This week we dive into the headlines: Kamala, the Post Office, QAnon, Mt. Rushmore, and sex dolls. Plus, we hear from Ben Shapiro’s sister with her take on “WAP” and Congressman Jim Jordan on college football.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: check out our merch, go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Make Good Together: Aaron Burch's personal experience with COVID-19
It Is What It Is
This week the news crew covers coronavirus’s effect on parties, hair loss, and the President’s sense of empathy, Kanye’s Trump-supported campaign, and penis news! Plus, we’re joined by a mail carrier to talk about the post office, a Trump reply guy, and our teen correspondent covers Tik Tok!
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
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Screamin' About Demon Semen
Fair warning: in this episode we have several conversations about semen. If that’s cool with you, cum on in and enjoy the latest episode of Faux News where we cover Trump’s election threat, the return of hydroxychloroquine, and sports! Plus, Aunt Carla from Facebook on her medical expertise, Radical Feminist wealth distribution, and a conversation with the corona-congressman Louie Gohmert.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!
Selected footnotes:
Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc (Daily Beast)
The Internet's Reaction to Megan Thee Stallion's Shooting Is a Problem (InsideHook)
Fascism in the Streets, Coronavirus in the Sheets
We're back! The Faux News crew returns from our hiatus to talk about the federal occupation of US cities, the state of COVID-19 and schools, the Army's Twitch feed, and more! Plus, we talk to a purposefully useless mask artisan, a parent that can't wait for schools to open, and special guest Ben Shapiro with his take on fascism.
FAUX NEWS is a news satire podcast. Produced by Matt Coggins with Seth Hart, Taylor Boes, and Farrell Tatum.
For more: go to our website, follow us on Twitter, and visit our Bandcamp page for bonus content!