Fear the Talking Queers

Hey, Space Bitch! This week, the boys kick things off with a killer game of Would You Rather? Then they deep dive into ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)-- where the family is found, the fear is real, and the Xeno's are still serving lewks all these years later! Strap in, bitch-- it's gonna be a bumpy space ride....IG: @fearthetalkingqueers...Synopsis Audio: "Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio"

Hey, bitch! You ready for a bloody good time? Then you won't regret sinking your baby teeth into Radio Silence's ABIGAIL (2024). This week, the boys pas-de-deux through this campy vampire tale that is chock full of tutus, beheadings, and EXPLOSIVE Action! Sit back and relax, because this episode is EN POINTE!BONUS: The boys dish their thoughts on SCREAM VII and the absolute insanity of it’s casting! ...IG: @FearthetalkingQueers

GOOD NEWS, Bitch! After a thrilling Instagram Poll, it's time for the boys to announce the winners of the first annual FTTQ AWARDS, honoring the BEST in Horror of 2024. Chosen by YOU! Then just like magic, the Queers head over the rainbow to the Merry Ol' Land of Oz. That's right, the boys are tackling the movie-musical sensation that is WICKED, PART 1 (2024). Get ready to cheer, laugh, sing, and defy gravity! I hope you're happy! . . . Instagram: @FearthetalkingQueers

Happy New Year, Bitch! This week, the boys take a mustache ride all the way back to 19th century Germany where they kick it with ATJ, Lil’ Depp, and the man of the hour, NOSFERATU (2024). Did this snowy Gothic tale leave you breathless and succumbing for more? Tighten your bonnets, bitch! It’s about be one bumpy carriage ride!  . . . IG: @FearthetalkingQueers . . . Synopsis Music: Song: It's In The Fog Composer: Darren Curtis Website: https://www.youtube.com/user/DesperateMeasurez License: Creative Commons (BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music powered by BreakingCopyright: https://breakingcopyright.com

Hey Bitch! Are you ready to listen to this episode? 'Cause we just fuggin' NAILED THAT! This week, the queers take it back in time to Hollywood in the 80's where they catch up with their good girlfriend MAXXXINE (2024). Did this stylish, neo-noir eXceed all of their eXpectations? Or it the ending to Ti West's modern day classic trilogy that we do not deserve? Find out what these Queers think this week on FTTQ! . . . IG: @fearthetalkingqueers Synopsis Audio: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio "Atlantis"

Hey, Bitch! This week, one of these Queers is another year older! You know, it might just be time to order THE SUBSTANCE (2024). The boys celebrate one more year closer to Hagsville with Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley while they kick, stick, and prick their way to perfection! Will everybody out run age and stay young forever? Find out this week when they boys discuss what is being called "an instant body horror classic." . . . IG: @FeartheTalkingQueers Synopsis Music: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio "Krypto"

Hey, bitch! This week is all about EPIC returns! That's right, this week marks the return of FTTQ Host Jake after a nine month hiatus and he is back to SLAY! Speaking of "back to SLAY", the boys take a bloody SLAY ride with Art the Clown and his Good Judy, Victoria in TERRIFIER 3 (2024). There's nothing like a good Holiday mashup, so sit back this Halloween with some Christmas cookies and enjoy this TERRIFYING return to Miles County!

What is it you pray for, bitch? This week the boys are all chained up by the cenobites as we explore the dimensional realm of Hulu's Hellraiser (2022). Join Frankie and Sal as they indulge in the fine line between pain and pleasure. Follow us @fearthetalkingqueers on Instagram. Follow and rate us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Stay outta that water, bitch! The waters are warm and the sharks are comin'! Join Frankie, Sal and Alex as they visit Amity Island, NEW ENGLAND for a 1975 flashback of Steven Spielberg's JAWS. It's a very *high* review of appreciation and some unpopular critiques. Get out that bigger boat bitch and let's get it poppin'.

What bEATINGu, BiTcH? The boys are back with a brand new special summer series episode! This week we’re taking a road trip with Frankie, Sal and Alex (@oddgod) through creeper territory as they recap SF PRIDE 2024 and JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001). That’s right! We’re doing the OG creeper film EXACTLY 23 YEARS LATER! You know what that means? Someone’s getting ate out tonight! Tune in for the frightful fun! Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers!

Welcome back to Jurassic Park, bitch! The boys are back with a special edition Summer Series of Fear the Talking Queers! As Jake travels the world performing, Frankie and his boyfriend Sal are taking a summer vacation to Isla Nublar to visit 1993’s JURASSIC PARK! Join us for a wild tour through the entire franchise before jumping into the OG Steven Spielberg masterpiece! This audio has been remixed with background music per our listener's request.

Hey, Turkeys! Where the leftovers at!? This week, the boys ride the Mayflower to Plymouth, Massachusettes where they cut up with John Carver. That's right, it's Eli Roth's long-awaited THANKSGIVING (2023). Before they stuff their faces with this bloody feast, they discuss their thoughts, hopes, and disappointments on all the latest news regarding SCREAM 7. Will they be going back for sevenths? Find out this holiday season on FTTQ! . . . IG: @fearthetalkingqueers Synopsis Music: "Jennifer's Friend - Dark Melodic Acoustic Guitar Instrumental" - Beautiful Death https://youtu.be/cptvo9iXbq0?si=Tku9B-XG5OA2yM5x

Hey, Bitch! This week the boys face their demon's in THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023). Was this one hell of a flop or one diabolical success? MAKE YOUR CHOICE! . . . IG: @fearthetalkingqueers

Hey bitch! It's Friday the 13th.... which means the boys are bringing you something special! That's right, it is a DOUBLE FEATURE! This week, the boys refuse to shower for a month in order to blend into the world of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (2007) and HALLOWEEN II (2009). Were these reboots a killer success, or do they deserve to die in the trailer park? Tune in and find out! . . . IG: @fearthetalkingqueers Synopsis Music: Ghost Stories Incorporated - Last Man Standing https://www.marcvdmeulen.com/

Surprise, bitch! The boys are back! They just couldn't stay away. This week we catch up with the boys after their longest hiatus yet. Then it's time to go Down Under where the boys discuss the biggest horror surprise of the year, TALK TO ME (2023). Watch your hands, darling. It's gonna be a bumpy ride! . . . Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers E-Mail: Fearthetalkingqueers@gmail.com Synopsis Music: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio "Night of the Zodiac"

Who gives a f*ck about movies, bitch!? This week we are headed to the Big Apple to confront the newest chapter in the Scream saga. You all know how much we love this franchise and this movie just amped up our love even more! We have praise, constructive criticism and the hots for Sam and Danny. Pick up the phone and find out what we thought, what our favorite moments were and who our favorite killer was. Let’s get on this subway train and go for a ride (on Josh Segarra’s d*ck)

Hey, Bitch! You ready for a double helping of movies this week!? Well you better be because the boys are eating the rich! First they take a bite out of the delicious dark-satire THE MENU (2022). Then it’s straight to the island of Li Tolqa where the boys skinny dip in the sci-fi drama of the INFINITY POOL (2023). Don’t forget, never swim after you eat! The consequences could be painful. Boner petite!

We're back, bitches!  And we brought a new friend!  It's insane right?!  This week we are diving into the horror comedy that sent gay audiences running to the theatre, M3GAN (2023).  Before we start deprogramming M3GAN, we discuss our theories on SCREAM VI!  Charge up, connect to the Wi-Fi and tune in!  Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, leave us 5 stars on Spotify and visit us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers!

Hey, bitch! This week the boys join Michelle Yeoh in saving the Multiverse! That’s right, it’s EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)! Will this existential epic fantasy sweep Award Season? Who cares! ‘Cause life is meaningless. Find out why on the latest installment of Hear the Talking Queers! . . . "Nikos Spiliotis - Waiting for You till the End of War" is under a Free To Use on YouTube license  https://youtu.be/NH1Vsl7tHCIMusic promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/1dg_Ph7Ru_4 "yangkaiji - Emperor's Battle" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. https://soundcloud.com/yangkaijiMusic promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/74-lScOzIxk "NoToneTyrone - Voices Of Bulgaria" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... https://www.youtube.com/c/NoToneTyroneMusic promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/sshpo2sIRi4 "Scott Buckley - This Too Shall Pass" is under a Creative Commons (CC-BY 3.0) license Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/bkc-pass

Merry Christmas, bitch! This year we are unwrapping the movie that has been on everybody’s vomit-covered lips. That’s right, it’s TERRIFIER 2 (2022), a movie so violent that just watching it will put you on the Naughty List. So join Art the Clown, the Little Pale Girl, and all of their victims for one heartwarming tale of Good vs Evil. Don’t forget the mashed potatoes! We know Art won’t.

Woof woof, bitch!  Join us for a winter trip to the snow-capped mountains of Beaverfield to meet the worst neighbors in cinema history.  But first, we have a howling good time with a yuletide version of F*ck, Marry, Kill.  Don't forget to leave a review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts!  Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers.

Hey, darling! You worried?! Well DON'T be, because this week the boys are bringing you two for the price of one. Starting off this week is a spoiler-free mini-review of Netflix's newest smash, WEDNESDAY (2022). Then it's time to head to The Victory Project, where the people are beautiful, the locales are stunning, and the truth behind it all is ugly AF.  So throw the steak and egg shells on the stove cause this episode is cookin' up something good!  . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. IG: @fearthetalkingqueers . Music : Twillight Zone Produced by Umbrtone  Provided by Umbrtone-No copyright music Video Link: https://youtu.be/ksAdyH-zjgg Promoted by Siggy Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/siggymusic

Check in. Relax. Go explore the basement. This week, we are digging up the skeletons in the closet with BARBARIAN (2022). So tune in and lower yourself beneath The Mother’s swollen utter and have some of the sweetest milk you have ever tasted, baby! Synopsis music done by Karl Casey @ White Bat Studio.

Prey, bitch! Happy Thanksgiving! You ready to go back in time with your favorite boys!? That’s right! This holiday, the boys are heading to 1718 where they witness the epic sci-fi battle of PREY (2022). Will our Comanche heroine overcome the alien Predator or will she end up carved like the Thanksgiving turkey? Find out this week on, FTTQ! Gobble gobble, bitch. Firesong by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Artist: http://incompetech.com/

This episode is a STAAARRR! This week we are talking the ‘X’ origin story PEARL! Before we step into Pearl’s technicolor world of sex and murder, we play a classic game of ‘Would You Rather!’ So tune in and get ready to do the best dancing you’ve ever done!

Happy Halloween, Bitch! Oh wait… it’s over already. Well, whatever. This week, the boys take their asses trick r treating to HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022), the concluding chapter that has divided a fandom. Where do you think the boys land on it? Are they riding off with Corey into the sunset? Or are they more ride-or-DIE for Michael? Find out this week on FTTQ!

The witches are BACK!  Get ready witches because we are going back to Salem with the Sanderson sisters!  Ignite the black flame candle and get ready to shake that ass to the musical stylings of HOCUS POCUS 2.  But first, we're giving you a guide to throwing the perfect Halloween party!  Put on your costumes and prepare to FLY!  Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers.

Hey, bitch! You ready to gallop into today's episode of FTTQ?! This week, the boys take it back to the ranch where Keke Palmer and Daniel Kaluuya face off against an alien foe in Jordan Peele's, NOPE (2022). Does this new installment into Peele's cinematic universe live up to the hype? Does that pesky shoe mean anything? And, like, when is Brandon Perea going to call me? Find out all this and more on this EXTRA-terrestrial edition of Fear the Talking Queers!

*RING RING*. “Hello!? Ghostface?” Not this time! This week we’re answering the phone to a different set of voices as we review THE BLACK PHONE (2022). While this may just be another scary movie, the subject is very serious so TRIGGER WARNING. Before we answer the phone, we discuss the very real case of Midsi Sanchez. The foundation we mention can be found at midsisanchez.org. Follow us on Instagram @fearthetalkingqueers!

Hey, everyBODIES! The Boys. Are. Back! Season 5 is here and it’s better, scarier, and gayer than ever! To kick off the new season, the Queers are bringing you A24’s newest who-dunnit, BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022). This film proves to be a perfect match for the boys as it’s filled with hot girls, drugs, zucchini bread, and MURDER. Or does it? Tune in to find out who the killer is, this week on FTTQ! Cheers to a new season!

The boys have made it to their 100th episode! This is the final episode, girl! This is the season 4 finale; so it was only appropriate that the queers enter the cinematic world of THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)! Before they enter a movie from the past, the boys discuss the future of the podcast! Is FTTQ over forever!? Will there be a sequel? Tune in to find out!

Hey there, Butterfly! It's time to put the pedal to the metal and drive into Quentin Tarantino's automotive slasher, DEATH PROOF (2007)! The boys hit the parking brake to stop and talk about the latest news regarding SCREAM 6 and Frankie's newest podcasting adventure. Then it's back to the open road where a group of unsuspecting women takes on the likes of Stuntman Mike. So shut up, buckle up, and get ready to go 0 to 100! 

Hey, bitch! Aren't you lookin' like a snack! This week, in Part One of a Grindhouse Double Feature, the boys once again visit the mind of Robert Rodriguez (Director of Stab) with PLANET TERROR (2007)! Blood, guts, and sl*ts galore! So waste no time diving into this zombie apocalypse. Oh, and rememeber... it's GO-GO... not Cry-Cry. 

There’s nothing these boys love more than a long, thick Anaconda (1997). Join the queers as they navigate the Brazilian rainforest alongside JLo and Ice Cube in search for the biggest Anaconda ever! But first, catch up with the latest Scream news and what the boys thought of the latest Firestarter (2022). 🐍

Hey, bitch! You ever snitch on a witch? You better hope not! This week the queers take it back to 1970's Berlin where they dance naked with the witches of SUSPIRIA (2018)! Feeling a little competitive, the boys face off in a Horror quiz where one of them is absolutely burned at the stake. Then it's back to the dance academy where they discuss human pretzels, witchy meat hooks, and Patricia the Prune! Sounds like a feast for the ears. Now, DANCE WITCH!

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING! This film’s main theme revolves around teenage suicide (don’t do it!!). HTTQ is going back to the mother to everyone’s fave mean girl movies! Before the queers travel back to the 80’s, they celebrate 4/20!! Tune in for a complete list of movies to watch while high! Ready for some BIG FUN!? Well, what’s your damage!? Press play, Heather!

Hey, bitch! You think you got what it takes to be a Hollywood star?! After watching this movie, you might reconsider. This week, the boys play some Hollywood star trivia, something they know all about from first-hand experience. Then it's a trip through the dark and winding roads of MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2000), the surreal masterpiece by David Lynch. Conspiracy theories, nightmarish crones, head-on collisions. This movie may leave your head hurting, but this episode is guaranteed to keep you laughing! Now SILENCIO! 

Ahoy bitch! It’s the midnight hour here at FTTQ radio. You know what that means? It’s time to creep into John Carpenter’s THE FOG (1980). We take a deep dive into the icy waters of Antonio Bay; but before we get all wet, we’re discussing the latest in horror news. Grab your pirate’s booty because it’s about to get dense.

Hey, bitch! Lookin' seXy! This week, the boys venture into the eXtremely seXy and brutal slasher, X (2022)! Join the boys for the naughtiest version of F*ck, Marry, Kill yet! Then it's time to put your knees in the breeze and tan those titties! Will Shia Lebouf's eX, Amber Von Tussel, a Gen Z Scream Queen, a rapper, and Samara's victim, survive the deadly, TeXas night? Tune in to FTTQ to find out! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.

¡Hola, bitches! Pack your bags because this week the boys are heading south of the border for some vampire slaying! This week we are covering Robert Rodriguez’s FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)! But before things get too hot, they play a fun game of ‘Movie Synopsis Mad Libs!’ Take out the tequila and twist those titties because it’s time to party!

Hey, bitch! You ready to slice and dice into a new episode of Hear the Talking Queers?! This month, the boys meet the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, a glamorous and deadly girl group almost on par with their own beauty! Then it's a wild ride from a chapel in El Paso, to the suburbs of Pasadena, to the far East of Japan. So hop in your P*ssy Wagon, ladies! We are gonna KILL BILL... VOL.1 (2003)!  . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers

Good morning, bitch! ☀️ It’s a new dawn, a new Friday, which means a new episode! This week, the boys are hilariously slaying the zombie genre with DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004). But FIRST, you’re going to need some tips on how to survive; so they’re kicking off this episode with “The Official FTTQ Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.” An improv showcase where the queers advise you on where to go, what to bring and most importantly…what to wear!

Hey Clowns! Are you ready to kick IT with FTTQ this week!? Sure hope so because this week the boys are heading to Derry, Maine, and uncovering the evil that is IT (2017). Keeping IT light-hearted at first, they bring you a brand new game... created by them! Then IT's down to the sewers where the boys confront Pennywise the Dancing Clown. This episode will bring you more chuckles than that scary bitch ever could! So leave your balloons and fear at the door, LOSER, we're going clowning!   . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers 

🛸 Greetings, bitch! We come in peace. The queers are here and ready to attack! This week the boys have laser focus on Tim Burton’s polarizing 1996 film MARS ATTACKS! But before they’re terminated by aliens, they discuss Netflix’s newest horror film that’s got everyone talking, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022). Ack! Ack! Ack! …that means, “Enjoy the show!” . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers Upbeat Forever Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Hey, bitch! You better get a clue! This week is the epic return to Hear The Talking Queers, only now as a regular part of the monthly lineup! The Queers delve into one of their absolute favorite teen comedies, CLUELESS (1995). Iconic fashions, hilarious dialogue, and heart to boot... but enough about the boys, let's get to the movie. Skip this episode!? AS IF! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers Upbeat Forever Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Hey, bitch! Get ready to warm up those VCRs because it is time to explore the watery grave of Samara in THE RING (2002)! But before the boys die in 7 days, they let Radio Silence know what they want out of SCREAM 6! Tune in before it’s too late!

Happy V-Day, bitch! This holiday is bound to be a romantic bloodbath as the Queers bring you BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992)! Full of lush scenery, extravagant costumes, and terrible accents, this movie made more choices than a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. Speaking of F*ck, Marry, Kill… sink your teeth into this newest episode of FTTQ! You’ll LOVE it!

1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you! Sweet screams, bitches! This week, the boys revisit a twisted game of ‘Would You Rather’ before heading over to Elm Street! This episode of Wes Craven’s classique is full of laughs and nightmares!  Can they survive the night? . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers  Intro music prod by MaxRazumov   Episode music by: keksAudio  

Hey, Bitches! The queers are back, back, back, BACK again! What better way to ring in the new season than with 2022's FIRST Box Office Hit, SCREAM (2022)! The boys are brimming with excitement to bring you the newest installment of their favorite franchise, which is sure to make you scream with laughter. Will the legacy characters survive? Do any of these new characters stand out? How does this newest installment rank among the rest? Find out on this EXTRA Spoiler-filled episode of FTTQ.  . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.   Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers  Intro music prod by MaxRazumov   Episode music by: keksAudio  

Hey, bitch! Happy New Year! As we say goodbye to 2021, we also bid farewell to Season Three of Fear the Talking Queers. Another chapter has come and gone, which means it's time for the boys to look back on the highs and lows, tops and bottoms of this hilarious season. Then, what a way to build anticipation for the impending Season Four than with SCREAM 4 (2011)! The boys revisit their favorite film franchise to let you know if this installment holds up against its predecessors. Full of facts, laughs, and plenty of anticipation for Scream (2022), this episode is sure to reboot your love of this franchise all over again. See you soon... . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers  Intro music prod by YGOD BEATS  Episode music by: WavebeatsMusic  Synopsis music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio "Here Comes the Night"