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Feat. Jeff Goldblum

Feat. Jeff Goldblum

By Tyler, Austin & Jeannine Armstrong
A long con to talk to Jeff Goldblum cleverly disguised as a podcast.
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Episode 23: Feast of Legends (The Wendy's Sponsored D&D Adventure)
In honor of Mr. J joining a D&D Podcast, we become a D&D podcast for this episode. Welcome to Freshtovia, adventure awaits. 
July 21, 2021
Episode 22: Under The Kinzie Bridge and Screaming
The Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident, Poop for cash, Kindernews crimes, The Team Takes On The Spelling Bee, The Atomic Tunnel, Dreaming in Color is a Young Man's Game, The Daruma Doll and its Bloody Past. 
July 14, 2021
Episode 21: No Potty Mouth: An All Ages Family Friendly Episode Brought to You By the Letter F
Pronoun song, Goldblum News, Free Britney Fundraiser With a Little For Us On The Side, Euro Cup, Jeannine Joins a Cult.
June 30, 2021
Episode 20: Goldblum Pirate Radio
Corrections Corner, Elephant Talk, Vibe of the World and We Somehow Become a Pirate Radio Station.
June 23, 2021
Episode 19: In The Hills
Austin attempts to remember his birthday, Jeff Goldblum is a DND star...if that's a thing, the best of the good news, a Kindernews legend emerges, a good hard look at children's entertainment, our co-host is studying the newest hottest musical...we couldn't help but get a taste. 
June 16, 2021
Episode 18: Match Made in Felton
Introducing our new co-host, honorable rats, What is Jeopardy?, Sheriff gets a facial, Noah's Ark deemed unseaworthy, Castaway Dentist Edition. 
June 9, 2021
Episode 17: Then the Moustache Comes Out...
Today I learned, a second chance at the Goldblum Quiz, Santa or Jesus...?, real talk on anxiety, accents, the boys meet Papa Cash Elliot. 
June 2, 2021
Episode 16: Hot Ones
We got a hold of the Season 13 Hot Ones hot sauces pack and we are going to take the challenge. Special guest Peter Hastings is along for the ride. **ASMR Content Warning** You will hear some eating and drinking. We are sincerely sorry. Enjoy!
May 26, 2021
Episode 15: Holding Court
Holding court so all the gentleman can come talk dogs, fun instruments you've never heard of, musicians during Covid-19, Portrait of a Young Goldblum Quiz. 
May 19, 2021
Episode 14: Speaking Gen Z
Some Jeff related Kindernews and attempting to bridge the gap between the generational divide by getting to know the vocabulary of the digital generation.
May 12, 2021
Episode 13: Because He's Jeff Goldblum
A cracker mystery, Prancer the Chucky doll in a dog's body, and an interview with the man who wrote the book on Jeff Goldblum. 
May 4, 2021
Episode 12: Austin Gets In Touch With His Feelings
Talking Points: Kindernews, The Corrections Corner, feelings, Tyler misremembers Harry Potter, White Boy Summer, celebrate a little-known celebrity ass. 
April 28, 2021
Episode 11: A Terrible Band Almost Ruins A Lovely Episode About Feminism and Body Positivity
Tiny Coffee Table Sessions, W.A.P., Lil Nas X Vs. Republicans, aluminum, a man and his octopus, Austin loves his Dad, body positivity. 
April 21, 2021
Episode 10: The Lost Peter Files: God Won't Let Me Die
Jeff facts, The World of Dungeons and Dragons, Matthew McConaughey, Lasers, Ringo is an MS Paint Artist...and he's bad...
April 14, 2021
Episode 9: Pete Buster and the Apocalypse
The vibe of the world, the third Armstrong brother, CDC guidelines for a Zombie Apocalypse, and a quick check-in with Barack.
April 7, 2021
Episode 8: Pseudo Sisters and Armstrong Misters
A call from a very special guest, flat faced dog syndrome, childhood memories, and the slow man chronicles. 
March 31, 2021
Episode 7: Egyptology and me
Asthma game, Nerf is still trying, let's talk Egypt and its ancient culture, cancel culture comes for us all and Rugrats has something for everyone. 
March 24, 2021
St. Patty's Day Bonus Mini-episode
We wanted to get into the spirit of the holiday so here is a very special St. Patrick's Day mini-episode. May the luck of the Irish be with you all! 
March 17, 2021
Episode 6: If It Wasn't For My David
Kindernews, beat farming, new intro options from an audio expert, "If it wasn't for my David you'd all still have an hour of your life left." 
March 17, 2021
Episode 5: Are We A Murder Podcast?
Murder most foul, escape rooms, more murder with dinner.... yeah...buckle up.... white girls are gonna love this one. 
March 10, 2021
Episode 4: A lesson in Modern Culture
Covid rules state to state, unsolicited advertisements, cultural consulting, snail fucking, A.S.M.R.? What is in a name?
March 3, 2021
Episode 3: A Lesson in Ethics
New intro music? The Gorski Dilemma, Cream Your Pants, Witch Trials, Perfect Date, Ben the most helpful boy, and a lesson in ethics.
February 24, 2021
The Boys are...still in town, Ep. 2
2 years later... Jeff has been busy, How big is a giraffe really? Sex food, Snapple Facts, Dad Bods, and love in a hopeless place. 
February 17, 2021