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FIREFIGHTER AND EMS STORIES

FIREFIGHTER AND EMS STORIES

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My name is Shane Cronley and this is the firefighter and EMS stories podcast that are truly offensive and funny.
I was a firefighter/EMT for 16 years and started my career in the Air Force for the first four years. Then the rest of the 14 years I worked as a civilian firefighter as well as a contract firefighter in Afghanistan and in Kuwait.
I want to share with you the many stories of calls and events that happened in the fire station . These stories will be offensive and graphic but that is the nature of the beast working as a firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Nurse, police, ETC.
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FIREFIGHTER AND EMS STORIESJul 21, 2021

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52 Stuck and injured penis stories

52 Stuck and injured penis stories

Fellas, if your horny, don't do what do these fellas did to sexually relieve themselves. You are better off and cheaper to buy a flesh light than taking a trip to the emergency room.


You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

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May 01, 202206:04
51 Gasoline

51 Gasoline

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Apr 01, 202205:24
50 EMT an Firefighter Pass out

50 EMT an Firefighter Pass out

Checkout my t-shirt shop on Etsy. battleaxetee | Etsy 

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Mar 01, 202207:57
49 Stuck to the couch

49 Stuck to the couch

Checkout my t-shirt shop on Etsy. battleaxetee | Etsy 

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Feb 09, 202202:57
48 Roaches, Spiders and Snakes

48 Roaches, Spiders and Snakes

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 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Sep 30, 202105:34
47 Selfie war

47 Selfie war

You can find the article at 

'Selfie war' paramedic sentenced to 6 months in jail - News - Northwest Florida Daily News - Fort Walton Beach, FL (nwfdailynews.com)


You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Sep 13, 202102:31
46 911 Let us never forget

46 911 Let us never forget

If you would like to share your 911 story on the podcast, Please email them to shane.cronley70@gmail.com. 

Sep 11, 202102:56
45 Homeless encampment

45 Homeless encampment

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Aug 24, 202105:09
44 Mouth sores

44 Mouth sores

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Aug 15, 202104:43
43 Bed Bugs in the fire house

43 Bed Bugs in the fire house

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.
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Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
Aug 06, 202112:02
42 Working in a nursing home at 18 yrs old

42 Working in a nursing home at 18 yrs old

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Jul 30, 202106:49
41 Cigar in the butt

41 Cigar in the butt

You can email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com. Let me know what you think about the podcast, suggestions, share your stories or just say hi.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Jul 26, 202104:43
40 Split Nose
Jul 23, 202103:00
39 Foot Puss
Jul 22, 202103:11
38 Sunburn
Jul 21, 202102:60
37 No Vagina
Jul 20, 202105:17
36 Other countries PT care
Jul 19, 202103:48
35 Small PP
Jul 18, 202104:37
34 Pooping on the dance floor
Jul 17, 202105:32
33 Twin Beavers
Jul 16, 202104:01
32 Dirty CPAP
Jul 15, 202104:26
31 pants on fire
Jul 14, 202104:07
30 I learned it on Youtube
Jul 13, 202102:16
29 Butt Sparklers
Jul 12, 202102:11
28 Clear your browser history

28 Clear your browser history

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

May 24, 202103:08
27 Jerking off on duty

27 Jerking off on duty

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Apr 19, 202103:34
26 Vertigo and Sciatica

26 Vertigo and Sciatica

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Mar 28, 202106:38
25 Bloody Poop

25 Bloody Poop

Email me at shane.cronley70@gmail.com with any questions or just to say hi. Thank you for your support.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Mar 22, 202106:05
 24 My Medical Marijuana experience

24 My Medical Marijuana experience

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Mar 08, 202110:53
23 Knife Throwing and Green Beer

23 Knife Throwing and Green Beer

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below
Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy
I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.
This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.
I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with you.
Click the link to find it on Amazon.
Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442:
Amazon.com: Books
All the chapters in the book.
INTRODUCTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED
KNOW YOUR GEAR
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL
LEAVE WORK AT WORK
DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE
USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND
F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD
POLITICS
RELIGION
RESPECTING THE ER STAFF
RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN
THE BASICS OF COFFEE
HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS
BULLET POINT ADVICE
MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES
Mar 01, 202103:12
22 Hitchhiking across America

22 Hitchhiking across America

This episode was recorded over the phone so the audio is not what your use to but it is not horrible. My cousin Charles shares his story of hitch hiking across America, it is wild.

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Feb 08, 202147:01
21 Angry wife

21 Angry wife

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Feb 01, 202103:51
20 I WROTE A BOOK!! Book title is " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT"

20 I WROTE A BOOK!! Book title is " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT"

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES


PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

Jan 24, 202101:45
18 Buttworms

18 Buttworms

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

Jan 24, 202103:42
19 People dancing in the street

19 People dancing in the street

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY is a Veteran owned and operated business. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below

 Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy

I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories". This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. It also has funny stories.

This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty.

I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you.

Click the link to find it on Amazon.

Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books

All the chapters in the book.

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED

KNOW YOUR GEAR

KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING

KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL

LEAVE WORK AT WORK

DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE

USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND

F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD

POLITICS

RELIGION

RESPECTING THE ER STAFF

RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS

KNOW HOW TO CLEAN

THE BASICS OF COFFEE

HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS

BULLET POINT ADVICE

MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES

 

Jan 17, 202105:36
17 Thank you all for the support

17 Thank you all for the support

Thank you all who have listened  and supported this podcast.  

My goal for 2021 is to make sure I have a new episode each month.



Dec 30, 202002:20
16 Christmas Chlamydia

16 Christmas Chlamydia

Make sure you use protection for sex this holiday season. 

Dec 22, 202002:60
15 Drunk Santa

15 Drunk Santa

Christmas time is that time of year for family time, party time and drunk Santa time. Enjoy yourself and be safe.
Dec 18, 202004:25
14 Uncooked Turkey Fire

14 Uncooked Turkey Fire

Make sure you cook your turkey and not catch your house on fire.
Nov 25, 202003:44
13 Spice is not so nice

13 Spice is not so nice

 Check out Pledge Allegiance flag company on Instagram and on our etsy page.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PledgeAllegianceFlag?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

Sep 17, 202003:30
12 "MEMBER"
Aug 29, 202002:36
11 Hot bowl of soup
Jul 30, 202003:54
10 Flattened truck driver

10 Flattened truck driver

 This truck driver got to close to the truck in front of him.

My Email: firefighter77_70@yahoo.com 

Jul 16, 202002:44
9 Cooked Hamster

9 Cooked Hamster

Don't leave your hamster unattended.


My Email: firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

Jul 03, 202001:40
8 Semi versus camel

8 Semi versus camel

Email me your firefighter, EMS or hospital funny stories to share with the world.

You will get full credit. Before I tell the story, I will say " this story comes from john s from (your state)". Don't include your dept. name, patient names, personnel involved or actual location. This will eliminated you getting trouble. Call the patient or fellow coworker by a different name.

Email me at firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

Jun 18, 202002:15
7 The 600lb Man

7 The 600lb Man

Email me your firefighter, EMS or hospital funny stories to share with the world.

You will get full credit. Before I tell the story, I will say " this story comes from john s from (your state)". Don't include your dept. name, patient names, personnel involved or actual location. This will eliminated you getting trouble. Call the patient or fellow coworker by a different name.

Email me at firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

Jun 11, 202004:36
6 Cluster Bomb ass cheek

6 Cluster Bomb ass cheek

If you would like to share your funny EMS or fire department story

Email me at firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

Jun 04, 202003:15
5 The pus oozing leg
May 28, 202003:17
4 The love stick

4 The love stick

Email me your firefighter, EMS or hospital funny stories to share with the world.

You will get full credit. Before I tell the story, I will say " this story comes from john s from (your state)". Don't include your dept. name, patient names, personnel involved or actual location. This will eliminated you getting trouble. Call the patient or fellow coworker by a different name.

Email me at firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

May 21, 202001:56
3 Cyst in the taint

3 Cyst in the taint

Email me your firefighter, EMS or hospital funny stories to share with the world.

You will get full credit. Before I tell the story, I will say " this story comes from john s from (your state)". Don't include your dept. name, patient names, personnel involved or actual location. This will eliminated you getting trouble. Call the patient or fellow coworker by a different name.

Email me at firefighter77_70@yahoo.com

May 15, 202005:23